Thanks to the setter for a very enjoyable puzzle.
Clues are in blue, with definitions underlined. Answers are in BOLD CAPS, then wordplay. (ABC*) means ‘anagram of ABC’. Deletions are in [square brackets].
Across
1 Tot’s initial reprimand for crying (7)
TEARFUL: T[ot], EARFUL.
5 Blimps regularly track aircraft (7)
BIPLANE: Odd letters of “blimps” are B-I-P-, then LANE.
9 Brief all guards in Washington, first line of defence (7,4)
CURTAIN WALL: CURT (brief), then ALL “guarding” IN WA. Chambers gives “curtain wall” as a non-loadbearing one. Not sure why that’s the first line of defence. Perhaps the Wikipedia version is clearer: A curtain wall system is an outer covering of a building in which the outer walls are non-structural, utilized to keep the weather out and the occupants in.
10 Stop someone telling joke (3)
GAG: double definition.
11 Ran out of drink and cursed, half-cut (6)
LAPSED: LAP (drink), [cur]SED.
12 Officer pulling wings off lady beetle and termite (8)
ADJUTANT: AD (lady, minus “wings”), JUT (beetle, as in “beetle-browed”), ANT.
14 Volatile vet is fearless and forceful (4-9)
SELF-ASSERTIVE: anagram (“volatile”) of (VET IS FEARLESS*).
17 Anxiety about millions leaving huge country (13)
CONSTERNATION: C (about), [m]ONSTER (huge, minus M for millions), NATION.
21 Oddly neglected fiances kiss saucy amateur (8)
INEXPERT: even letters of “fiancés” are -I-N-E, then X (kiss), PERT.
23 Quiet old man hiding in an under-fire vessel (3-3)
ASH-PAN: SH (quiet please, this is a library) and PA, all “hiding in” AN. Clever definition.
25 Badly want to lose weight (3)
ILL: [w]ILL (want), losing W (weight). The definition is “badly”, as in “ill/badly treated”.
26 Father got us bananas, much in demand (6-5)
SOUGHT-AFTER: anagram (“bananas”) of (FATHER GOT US*).
27 Man perhaps stops crazy fool (7)
MISLEAD: ISLE (… of Man, perhaps), inside MAD.
28 Sanctimonious, before experiencing pain (7)
PREACHY: PRE, ACHY.
Down
1 Grab food and beer, heading off (6)
TACKLE: TACK, [a]LE.
2 Poor sap treated suitably (7)
APROPOS: anagram (“treated”) of (POOR SAP*).
3 Order gal to feel pulse (9)
FLAGEOLET: anagram (“order”) of (GAL TO FEEL*). Not a pulse I knew, I confess.
4 Feline couplings can be heard (4)
LYNX: sounds like LINKS.
5 Make revolting violet-coloured biscuit (6,4)
BRANDY SNAP: BRAND (make, of car for example), reversal (“revolting”) of PANSY (violet-coloured).
6 Maud sheds clothes after endless lager and spicy rice (5)
PILAU: PIL[s] (“endless” lager), then [m]AU[d] (“without her clothes”).
7 Answer four consecutive letters about a new currency (7)
AFGHANI: A (answer), then FGHI (consecutive letters) around the letter A and N (new).
8 Without leaders we might see an age of maturity (8)
EIGHTEEN: drop the first letter of each word, giving [w]E, [m]IGHT, [s]EE, [a]N.
13 Pretty good routine that holds attractions (10)
FAIRGROUND: FAIR (pretty), G (good), ROUND (routine).
15 Restore control over country (9)
REINSTATE: REIN, STATE.
16 Mostly working with university, in one’s element (8)
ACTINIUM: ACTIN[g] (working, “mostly”), then U (university) in I’M (one is).
18 Winds up unnecessary contracts (7)
NEEDLES: NEEDLES[s].
19 Advancing relatives turn up gaping and twitching (7)
NEPOTIC: NEPO (OPEN=gaping, “turned up”), then TIC (twitching).
20 Greener gym conserves power (6)
ENERGY: hidden answer.
22 Dads ultimately get some stick (5)
PASTE: PAS (dads), [ge]T, [som]E.
24 Tea party excluding Bohemian fellow
CHAP: CHA (tea), then P[arty].
Oops, edited out stupidity…
Edited at 2019-02-16 12:51 am (UTC)
Remembered ACTINIUM from the Tom Lehrer song (my regular source of knowledge on matters elemental) because it’s placed prominently in the lyric – or at least it always catches my ear – unlike yesterday’s ‘astatine’ which tends to get glossed over a bit in the avalanche of names.
Edited at 2019-02-16 05:57 am (UTC)
See first comment – I was lucky enough to get back & edit before a reply, after: struggling to parse while solving but eventually getting it, then forgetting I’d parsed it and going back to my original stupid guess when writing the comment some time later.
FOI 1a TEARFUL, LOI 25 ILL. COD 5a BIPLANE. Really must try a BRANDY SNAP at some point. So far, for me, they are sadly a crossword-only word.
FOI GAG
LOI ACTINIUM
COD PILAU (I hope to run into Maud some time, sounds like my kind of girl)
TIME 11:40
I liked EIGHTEEN, INEXPERT, REINSTATE and ‘under-fire vessel (ASH PAN).
The use of ‘sanctimonious’ in 28ac reminded me of a letter in Private Eye some time ago from one of the Pythons who referred to someone as a ‘sanctimonious bint’. I liked that.
I also like the idea of nominative determinism present in 27ac. I imagine a MISS LEAD as a tour guide!
I didn’t know what a CURTAIN WALL was in any context, which may actually have helped. The second Collins definition includes the exact words ‘first line of defence’.
SELF-ASSERTIVE is a strange term. It just means ‘assertive’.
I have cooked FLAGEOLETs in the last week, so no problems there.
This meaning of the word ‘beetle’ must have come up before because I knew it.
COD: BRANDY SNAP
Also curious that there is a repeat in today’s crossword, differently clued. Shan’t of course, reveal which one.
FOI 1ac TEARFUL
LOI 25ac ILL – terrible clue IMHO
COD 9ac CURTAIN WALL certainly
WOD FAIRGROUND Nostalgia Harry Lime etc
KGB busy
Edited at 2019-02-16 05:07 pm (UTC)
Edited at 2019-02-16 08:37 pm (UTC)
Found this one on the easier side as well and was able to fit it into a lunchtime of 42 min. Didn’t know the ‘bean’, the ‘jutting beetle’ or the ‘first line of defence’. Struggled with the parsing of the last bit of ACTINIUM – ‘in one’s’ = I’M.
Liked the ASH-PAN clue as my best. Started of with the gimme LYNX and finished in the NE corner with TACKLE and TEARFUL as the last couple in.