Times Quick Cryptic No 3194 by Wurm

A typically witty Quick Cryptic from Wurm today with a couple of tricky bits.

Fortnightly Weekend Quick Cryptic.  This time it is Phil’s turn to provide the extra weekend entertainment. As an added bonus for the first of our puzzles of the year, Phil has provided a 15×15 grid, but don’t worry – it is no more difficult than the usual 13x13s. You can find the crossword  here