Times Cryptic No 26976 – Saturday, 03 March 2018. Happiness is a hard crossword.

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Setter, take a bow … what a delight! At first pass, I could barely see how to pass a single clue, far less see any answers. All up it took me over two hours – far longer than usual – and yet I have not a single complaint about obscure references! Even the cryptic definitions maintained the standard!

My last two in were 19dn and 8dn, both solved while walking the dog and musing about how the clues might work. My clue of the day is 26ac, for the sheer beauty of the clue, with an honourable mention to 2dn. Thanks to the setter for a very enjoyable puzzle.

Clues are in blue, with definitions underlined. Anagram indicators are in bold italics. Answers are in BOLD CAPS, followed by the wordplay. (ABC*) means ‘anagram of ABC’.

Across
1 Excessively recoiling part of blowtorch-cum-revolver (8)
OVERMUCH: backward hidden answer.
5 Maximum separation of parallel pins (6)
SPLITS: cryptic definition. The “pins” are the legs of someone young and supple.
10 Finger a sod, on investigator’s lead (5)
DIGIT: the investigator is a DI, the sod is a GIT.
11 Translated message to Alice before later books showing adaptation (9)
TREATMENT: Collins has “tr.” as an abbreviation for translated. “Eat me” was the instruction on a cake Alice finds after she follows the White Rabbit down the rabbit hole. NT is the New Testament.
12 A diabolical fire felt to be one’s eternal existence? (9)
AFTERLIFE: A (FIRE FELT*).
13 Large company‘s earth mover crossing road (5)
HORDE: RD for “road”, inside HOE as an earth mover.
14 Pipe down in harvester reduced mould (7)
RESHAPE: “SH” means “pipe down”, inside REAPE(r).
16 Turned like beef from Pacific islands (6)
SAMOAN: AS (“like”) backwards, then MOAN. There are other Pacific island groups, but Samoans are beloved of setters. I guess they fit the grid easily.
18 Musician‘s soft bed (6)
PLAYER: P for soft, LAYER for bed.
20 Lacy flounces round garment’s edge, attempting elementary alterations (7)
ALCHEMY: HEM inside (LACY*). “Elementary” gave me a nudge in the right direction.
22 Trimming the margins, what oiks cut a few lines? (5)
HAIKU: drop the outside letters from wHAt oIKs cUt. To be specific, a poem of three lines totalling 17 syllables.
23 Crossing finally over, with maniac on board (9)
TRAVERSAL: LAST backwards, with RAVER inside.
25 Marine hunter‘s shortly to garrison displaced occupants of quads (9)
BARRACUDA: BARRAC(k) followed by (-UAD-*), dropping the Q and the S from QUADS.
26 Half of Iroquois backed by a related group (5)
SIOUX: SIOU from the last four letters of Iroquois, reversed, then X for “by” (multiplication). Only after I started running through Indian tribes could I see the “X”.
27 How shocking vote against withdrawing is for northerner in Civil War (6)
YANKEE: EEK, NAY, all reversed.
28 Pale pink periodical, certainly not one that misleads endlessly (8)
MAGNOLIA: MAG, NO, LIA(r).

Down
1 Who’s the host from Hell, or hardly relaxed? (3,5)
OLD HARRY: (OR HARDLY*). I didn’t know this expression, but it looked like an anagram, and the answer jumped out once I had an “O” at the front.
2 What’s missing from vision? Yes, group having a row (5)
EIGHT: EYESIGHT is vision, remove YES to get the rowing crew.
3 Clumsy introduction of English sailor, hilarious in French, where Jack parts hair (2,6,3,4)
ME TARZAN YOU JANE: start with a MANE of hair. Insert E for English, TAR as a sailor, ZANY as (possibly) hilarious, OU as “where” in French, and J for Jack.
4 Is unable to enjoy last of autumn leaves with stealthy grace (7)
CATLIKE: “CAN’T LIKE” would be “unable to enjoy”. Take out the N (last of “autumn”).
6 Sabotage teased those who tease? (3,3,7,2)
PUT THE MOCKERS ON: double definition, I suppose.
7 Pickle brine I foolishly consumed (9)
INEBRIATE: (BRINE I*), ATE.
8 Forward is upward in scout’s intelligence? (6)
SITREP: “PERT IS” backwards (“upwards”, since this is a down clue).
9 Rash, heartless and hollow (6)
RECESS: REC(kl)ESS.
15 Persevere to end resistance in brief farewell (7,2)
SOLDIER ON: SO LON(g) is “farewell”. Add DIE (to end),  and R (resistance).
17 Problem with optical character recognition? (8)
DYSLEXIA: rather nice cryptic definition.
19 Pull one of Glastonbury’s attractions after raising bad spirits (6)
ROTGUT: “TUG TOR” backwards (after raising”). I didn’t know Glastonbury had a tor, but it seemed plausible.
20 A priest protecting a bishop’s state (7)
ALABAMA: A LAMA around A B.
21 Fat, cold, old man (6)
CHUBBY: C for cold, HUBBY.
24 School ably showing its alternate form? (5)
SHOAL: alternate letters of ScHoOl AbLy. Nice literal definition.
 

35 comments on “Times Cryptic No 26976 – Saturday, 03 March 2018. Happiness is a hard crossword.”

  1. Well in excess of an hour (I picked it up and put it down three or four times). I was down to just 5A in 21.33. What a horrible clue !

    FOI 12A

    COD Any one of 20A, 3D, or 4D

    Generally a fine puzzle but 5A totally spoiled it for me.

  2. Never heard of PUT THE MOCKERS ON, got nowhere with the clue, and in desperation tried ‘put the mickeys on’, since I did know ‘take the mickey’; as I say, desperation. Never did parse DIGIT. EAT ME is on the cake in the room Alice falls into, well before she meets the Mad Hatter.
    1. Thanks Kevin. Corrected.

      I can see if you don’t know the expression in 6dn, there’s nothing in the clue to help you!

  3. It took me about the same time as the blogger – only I never got Recess. I liked Alice’s instruction (cute), the Alchemy (clever), and Rotgut (probably for the subject matter more than for the clue). I got to splits thinking about the 7-10 and the 4,6-7,10 leave on the bowling alley, but the construction indicates that that isn’t what the setter had in mind. Nice blog, very nice puzzle.

    Edited at 2018-03-10 12:54 am (UTC)

  4. @6dn is very 23 Railway Cuttings, East Cheam – one Anthony Aloysius St.John Hancock Esq.
    Galton and Simpson put the mockers on ‘Tub’s’ dodgy schemes (Bilko English-style) on a weekly basis back in the day my WOD.

    FOI 21dn CHUBBY
    LOI 5ac SPLITS as per PJ what a truly dreadful clue!
    COD 8dn SITREP

    22ac HAIKU is becoming more familiar as to be a write-in and how does one correctly spell 17dn?
    I presume that SYELIXDA is technically correct.

  5. Took ages but gave value for money. Just a little surprised to see the ‘bad’ word (at 10ac) in a Times crossword clue.

    Wondering if I’m colour-blind. Magnolia as a shade of paint (ubiquitous in the 1980s after excess of browns and oranges in the 1970s) looks more yellow to me than pink and a quick google round the paint charts on-line confirms this in my view, but the dictionaries all seem to favour pink as the main definition.

    1. I know what you mean about the paint, but the flowers are clearly pink to me.
  6. 53 minutes on this difficult puzzle, the only clue not properly parsed being DIGIT, where I thought I was DIGging a sod with investigator being IT for an unexplained reason. Good job we’ve had SITREP before though. FOI the excellent ALCHEMY. PUT THE MOCKERS ON has been commonly used all my life and in all the multifarious places in the UK where I’ve been. As with H, I can hear Anthony Aloysius Hancock using it. Mind you, I’m disappointed that the setter finds my chat-up line of choice clumsy. I’m sure that none of the recipients have felt that way. COD to ME TARZAN, YOU JANE regardless of that. I could have picked OLD HARRY too, in fact I was spoilt for choice. Very enjoyable.Thank you B and setter.
  7. Thanks, brnchn, for enlightening me about the X in Sioux. And thank you and Kevin G for explaining the Alice clue. Not read the book I’m afraid.
    Nice to see Barracuda get a mention! For that, he’s my COD.
    Very tuff! 1hr 42m 14s
    1. Good God, Martin, read the book! Both of them, in fact. Get the ‘Annotated Alice’. There will be a test next month.
      1. I agree, both Alice books are good on multiple levels, and Martin Gardner’s Annotated is a must read.
    2. Forget Shakespeare, Virgil, Bibles etc. just read Alice and, probably, Hitchhikers.
      No offence to people of a different persuasion.
  8. 24.11. I don’t think I fully parsed YANKEE, but with the setter being exceptionally generous with the “northerner in Civil War” it was hardly necessary.
    I rather smiled at SPLITS, though I might argue that if I did the splits at my age and condition, my pins would a) no longer be parallel and b) be painfully dislocated.
    SIOUX caused me trouble (as for Martin) because that sneaky by=X idea always eludes me. Maybe next time I’ll remember, but probably not.
    Decent, challenging crossword, elegant and comprehensive blog.
    1. It took me a while to remember by=X, but given the half of Iroquois (was it spelled right, by the way?), it had to be SIOUX.
  9. I needed several sessions over the course of the week for this one, only to be defeated by the relatively straightforward 24dn where I just couldn’t see the instruction or come up with anything suitable. The LHS all went in fairly steadily but the RHS was almost impenetrable and required considerable perseverance. I eventually got 5ac from thinking about bowling. The entire SE corner was a very slow attritional affair. COD 3dn.
  10. Please would some kind soul explain the function of every word in this clue.
    At present the clue and answer make absolutely no sense to me (nor does the explanation in the blog above).
    1. OK, you know what the splits are, right? Where the cheerleader or gymnast or acrobat or whoever somehow manages to land on her legs (‘pins’) stretched out so that they’re both touching the ground with her feet pointing in opposite directions? ‘Parallel’ struck me as odd, as they’re in a row. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN0w62fZWss
  11. Thanks – the explanation does not alter the fact that, as noted by others, this clue is absolute rubbish.
    1. 5ac is the category of clue know in the community as a “cryptic definition”, but known in my household as a NON-cryptic definition.

      The idea is that the setter describes the answer accurately enough for the purpose, but in such a way as to obscure what he/she is talking about.

      Some people (including you, by the sound of it), hate them, others are not so strong in their views. I personally have mellowed a bit, moving from “yuk” to “meh”, and even in a few recent cases, “not bad”. But to be fair, I think “legs parallel and at maximum separation” is a valid description of doing the splits.

      Edited at 2018-03-10 11:39 pm (UTC)

      1. It was the PARALLEL part of 5a which defeated me.
        As noted, the legs are in a straight line more or less when doing the splits. David
      2. In defence of this cryptic clue, I should say that the ‘pins’ (=legs) are parallel in their *normal* position, but when doing the splits one achieves ‘maximum separation’ — that is indisputable and demonstrates some laudable ingenuity on the part of the setter. Moreover, as john_dun pointed out below, this is a cryptic double-definition because of the ten-pin bowling sense of a ‘split’. I think the setter did well.

        In defence of cryptic clues in general: I think they add some welcome variety into the clueing. One gets into a rhythm of parsing clues immediately, looking for the definition, the anagrinds and anagrists, the bog-standard abbreviations (time, old, books, sailors, men, British, European, yada-yada-yada), the reversals and so on. Then the setter drops in a discursive ‘cryptic’ clue like this one and the solver is often misled, trying and failing to parse it in the usual mechanistic fashion.

        So let’s hear it for the good old cryptic clue. Bring it on!

        Edited at 2018-03-24 10:40 am (UTC)

  12. I found this hard work. It kept me busy for 57:56. No trouble with SIOUX though, and SITREP suddenly leapt out at me from the depths. I don’t think I spent any time on DIGIT after reading the first word of the clue and looking at the crossers. SHOAL took a lot of spotting. 3d raised a smile, as did the familiar 6d. I liked ALCHEMY and DYSLEXIA. Thanks setter and Bruce.
    On edit: I forgot to mention I also got SPLITS from 10 pin bowling.

    Edited at 2018-03-10 01:28 pm (UTC)

  13. I seem to have been on the wavelength for this and it certainly was an excellent puzzle. The one I had trouble with was SPLITS and now I see it appears to have been the popular bete noire. In fact I had trouble with them even in my more gymnastic days – couldn’t have done them to save my life. AFTERLIFE made me smile to think of all the people and things our crosswords give a perpetual existence to – Mae West, Dr. Spooner etc. Thanks for the blog. 21.29
  14. For some reason I didn’t struggle with this, 34 minutes and not sure whether splits worked but liked the idea of the definition.
  15. 40 minutes. I was held up for about 6 minutes by SITREP. My LOI. I’ve never heard of it and had to get it entirely from the cryptic. I can see how the word is derived but my knowledge of military terms is somewhat sketchy – a bit like SELVEDGE yesterday proved problematic to the chaps here but was a write-in for the ladies. I saw SPLITS straight away but hesitated entering it until I had some checkers for confirmation. So there must have been a doubtful element to the clue. A very enjoyable Saturday offering. Thanks to setter and blogger. Ann
  16. Wow, this was a workout, I remember. I was in airports and on planes, so it was perfect to have something where I could read a couple of clues and then try and solve them while standing in line.

    Like a lot of us, I finished when I finally saw SPLITS (I thought the clue was fine) and SITREP.

    But I got one wrong. Instead of SHOAL I put in SKOOL (not sure if even counts as a real word, but it’s a word any ful kno) and meant to go back and maybe rethink. But I was so pleased to put the last clue in I forgot.

    I love a crossword like that where the difficulty doesn’t come from a few barred grid words thrown in, or having to know some obscure earl’s name. So many of the clues don’t work how you first think, and you need the self-kicking boot when you see it.

  17. I feel compelled to say that this crossword had the most awful surfaces that I can remember. 1,5,10, 11,12,14,16,22,25 across and 1, 2, 3, 4, 8, 17, 19 and 20 down.
    This felt like someone’s first attempt at constructing a cryptic.
    Apologies to the setter but this is honestly how I feel.
  18. I don’t remember too much about this one, but my notes say “53m — hard!”. FOI 1a OVERMUCH, LOI 5a SPLITS, putting me in good company, it seems. According to my annotations I liked 24d, and 11a’s “message to Alice”, and was very glad I could biff 3d…
  19. Beaten hands down by SITREP, never heard of it. COD OLD HARRY.
    ONG’ARA,
    KENYA.
  20. 28:45 for me, and a lot of fun. 3d had me baffled for ages. I was OK with SPLITS, but I thought of legs for’pins’ straight away. Neede all the checkers for 6d – I can see that would be nigh on impossible if you hadn’t heard the phrase. COD to 21d for the amusing surface. Thanks setter and blogger.
  21. I do want to come to the defence of the setter, as I think the criticism has in places got a bit out of hand. Personally, I, too, enjoyed the difficulty but ultimately the poetry of this crossword.
    And… what IS the problem with SPLITS? ‘Parallel pins’ are (rather obviously, I thought) legs. When they’re maximally separated… what else can it be?
    Now, SITREP, on the other hand, I have simply never heard of, but there you go — now I have.
    Thank-you again to the very engaging, candid, and informative blogger. These things must take ages to write, and I do appreciate the painstaking work that clearly goes into them.
  22. The trouble with these cryptic definitions is that you always (well I do, anyway) feel that perhaps there is something more to them. I particularly felt that with the dyslexia one, which seems to me to be absolutely pathetic (not ‘rather nice’), since it simply gives a straight definition of dyslexia: where is the cryptic element here? At least the splits one made you think a bit at an angle from what the clue is apparently leading you towards. Surely the point is that the pins start off being parallel and then end up with maximum separation?

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