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A bit of a quirky oddity, this one, with two answers that end with the same preposition, clubs turning up twice to signify C. one clue with a surface that looks decidedly macabre, and another clue to a dreaded plant/shrub which relies on you knowing a (perhaps less familiar, it’s not Rio) port and how to spell it. I started badly (vide infra) by chucking in the viable TEA at 2 down, which completely skewered the corner. I eventually recovered to complete in 21 minutes and some, which is probably not a stellar time, but I was distracted by spin-off reveries occasioned by clues which jabbed at my eclectic memory banks. Some of them I mention below, so I fully expect Anonymous to have another go at me for including irrelevancies. Tough.
Here’s how I justified my entries, with clues, definitions and SOLUTIONS. Apologies for any earworms triggered, especially the one (two?) in 1 across.
Across
1 Rough circle that may connect us (9)
BROADBAND As one who remembers the heady days of the 14.4 kbit/s modem (nee-dah-urrrr-bic-bic…) the (almost, thank you setter) ubiquitous broadband connection is still a wonder. Rough: BROAD circle: BAND (as in of gold)
6 Having much land, not originally untouchable (5)
ACRED Untouchable would be SACRED, knock off the front to make up a verbo-nounal-adjective that does exist (I looked it up) but shouldn’t.
9 Establish boundary of charcuterie maybe and mark it (7)
DELIMIT Can a charcuterie be a DELI? It is here, attracting M(ark) IT to complete
10 Plant from port, not American — in South Africa (7)
SPIRAEA A plant genus (Wiki says between 89 and 100 species, which looks vague) made up of the Greek port of PIRAEUS without the US of A, contained within S(outh) A(frica).
11 What is next to tread for one getting out of bed (5)
RISER A nice easy one, once you remember that tread is part of a stair. DD
13 Sort of letter from Post Office adjusting pension (6-3)
POISON PEN P(ost) O(ffice) plus and anagram (adjusting) of PENSION
14 Gypsy, chic always, not entirely connected to spirit world (9)
PSYCHICAL Hidden in gyPSY, CHIC, Almost. There’s one of those Muir/Norden My Word stories which finished with the wonderful “You’ll look sweet upon the seat of my psychical maid Fatoo”.
16 Run off quickly with sudden effort round lake (4)
FLIT Lake is usually there to supply an L, here surrounded by FIT for sudden effort
18 Destroy sensational fiction (4)
PULP Immortalised by the Tarantino film, pulp fiction was/were cheap, trashy books or magazines printed wood-pulp paper.
19 Great painter, Mr Chips? (3,6)
OLD MASTER Mr Chips was old when celebrated in “Goodbye Mr Chips” by James Hilton, and a schoolteacher
22 Please write instruction with space between lines (4,5)
OPEN ORDER “O pen order” is your pleading request. As a Bombadier, I might have been required to give it as an order, basically instructing my squad to space themselves out a bit.
24 Puff opening of Narnia, of no real value (5)
TOKEN Puff, as in smoke gives TOKE, especially when a certain substance is involved. The opening of Narnia is, um, N
25 Scottish magistrate to depend on security (7)
BAILLIE Depend gives LIE, and security BAIL
26 Quarry seen from front of yard in big house (5,2)
TALLY HO Traditionally what a huntsman calls when the fox or other victim is sighted, hence “quarry seen”. Front of Y(ard) in big: TALL HO(use)
28 Walked hard: I then fly (5)
HIKED H(ard) plus I plus KED for fly. The ked is a wingless fly that infests sheep. Surely that’s a walk?
29 Worth mentioning base is back across small summit (2,5,2)
TO SPEAK OF Possibly more common in negative form. Base gives FOOT, which is reversed around S(mall) PEAK from summit
Down
1 Cause of hallucinations that may lead to a fall (3,4)
BAD TRIP Two references, one psychedelic (possibly occasioned by toking) and one physical (possibly exacerbated by gravity)
2 Liquid: heat it furiously, blowing top off (3)
OIL Why isn’t this TEA, “heat” blowing its top and presented in fury? Heat furiously is meant to suggest BOIL, which minus its top is our answer.
3 Initiative to advance steadily through a river (8)
DÉMARCHE (accent optional) means (diplomatic) initiative, one of those words borrowed from the French which they probably don’t use. MARCH for advance steadily (preferably in open order) within the perennial favourite river DEE.
4 Tons loaded into a vessel cause trouble (3,2)
ACT UP T(ons) placed inside A CUP
5 Failed to keep calm to be purified (9)
DISTILLED Failed is DIED, and calm provides STILL to be kept inside.
6 In bad taste? Not entirely, but somewhat (1,3,2)
A BIT OF In bad taste might be A BIT OFF, which is not presented in its entirety.
7 Digging up patio, killer’s acting practically, not morally (11)
REALPOLITIK An anagram (digging up) of PATIO and KILLER, Rather a smooth surface, in a Fred West kind of way.
8 Be likely to catch fish, turning up in trawler (7)
DRAGNET I guess it’s OK for the trawler to be the net a trawler trawls with. The fish caught here is a GAR, tangled in TEND for be likely, and capsized as per instruction.
12 Send up book with original line-up in fantastic colour (3-4,4)
SKY-BLUE PINK Mrs Z insists that this is a real colour, often seen at sunset, and would reject the word “fantastic” unless it means “jolly nice”. Send up SKY (today’s cricket reference) B(oo)K and an anagram (original) of LINE-UP in it.
15 Most dull clubs — I must enter noisiest (9)
CLOUDIEST C(lubs) plus I inserted into LOUDEST for noisiest
17 Yet to be executed in vile prison (8)
BASTILLE The word STILL for yet is there, of course, but needs to be executed because the rest of the answer is provided by BASE for vile.
18 Disdainful official’s expressions of contempt (4-3)
POOH-BAH Originally from G+S’ Mikado, no doubt deliberately drawing on two terms of contempt.
20 Stop conversation, indicating marriage is over? (4,3)
RING OFF A double definition. Nowadays couples don’t ring off, they just stop texting.
21 Member of parliament apparently sleeping, so dismissed? (6)
BOWLED You need to know that the collective term “parliament” is applied to OWLs. A sleeping OWL might be in BED. Today’s other cricket term
23 Evaluates sprints, putting in time for clubs (5)
RATES Sprints are of course RACES, substitute T(ime) for C(lubs). My dodgy eyes read sprints as spirits, and I’ve just spent a good while trying to justify spirits as races, and getting no closer that something to do with wine. Hard work, this blogging business.
27 Finally betray country — that’s disgusting (3)
YUK The final letter of betraY plus the UK, which is still a country, though why it hasn’t been called a Queendom since 1952, I cannot tell.
Clues were clever without being witty
Sky blue pink is my new favourite colour
Did it in two sitting, so no time, but over 30 minutes for sure.
FOI 19ac OLD MASTER
LOI 18ac PULP which went right over my head for a minute or two, sorry Mr. Tarentino.
COD 21dn BOWLED with 7dn REALPOLITIK in the frame.
WOD 12dn SKY-BLUE PINK a phrase of my dear Mama’s! with 18dn POOH-BAH taking silver.
A lot of drugs going on hereabouts 1dn BAD TRIP 24 ac TOKE(N) and the aforementioned SKY-BLUE PINK FLOYD.
I remembered the Scottish magistrate from Private Eye’s immortal creation “Baillie Vass”, a nickname they applied originally in the 1960s to the then Prime Minister, Sir Alec Douglas-Home.
Edited at 2017-11-23 06:40 am (UTC)
DNK Open Order (and the wordplay shaky) and am not up on my bird flock collective nouns. ‘Bumped’ and ‘Over Under’ were my best (weak) efforts. Bah!
I was once due to play Pooh-Bah at school and learnt all the lines, did the read through, etc, before they twigged I can’t sing a note. I was duly Ko-Ko-ised.
Didn’t blench for long at today’s plant as Piraeus is the only port I know with a US to discard.
Maybe sour grapes – but mostly I disliked: Acred as a word, sudden effort as Fit, Please write as ‘O pen’ and ‘Quarry seen’ as Tally Ho.
Thanks setter and Z.
Re O, I’ll learn to lump it too.
Fyi this morning I tucked into a very good free range boiled egg (5mins) with rye toast and Marmite
followed by pomello. Oh! and yoghurt with fresh raspberries (Dricolls).
In China they say breakfast like a King, lunch like a Prince and dinner like a Pauper.
Excellent. I like to hear what you have been noshing: Blue Mountain, chestnut honey, congee, etc. I would welcome this as a regular part of your posts.
Do you dip marmite soldiers in the egg?
My heart sank when I saw how 10ac worked, but like myrtilus once I asked myself what ports might have a US to discard there was only one answer. Of course if you haven’t heard of Piraeus the clue is impossible, it being self-evident that no-one in their right mind will have heard of the plant. Should that be considered required knowledge for solving these things? Personally I prefer it when they’re set in such a way that we don’t have to ask the question.
I wonder what the ancient Greeks would have called SKY-BLUE PINK? Sky pink, presumably.
This is a big if, of course.
Edited at 2017-11-23 09:18 am (UTC)
But now I am operating very much at the limits of what I remember from the books I have read on this subject.
Edited at 2017-11-23 04:22 pm (UTC)
The buck stops here!
Like others didn’t like 10A – happened to know the plant but a very unfair clue. BAILLIE a write in from Mephisto solving. Chomped through the rest in steady fashion.
Constellations/stars: fewer than 30 have appeared.
Elements: far fewer than 104 – maybe 10.
European literary figures: fewer than 20. Closer to 50 if we’re pre-Brexit and UK is still part of Europe.
US states/capitals: far fewer than 50 – maybe 10.
Prime Ministers: probably only 6 or 7.
Not having a PhD in biology or a 30-year career in horticulture, that is why plants are one of my betes-noirs: the number of possible obscurities is nearly infinite. There is no way of having randomly seen them all, once, somewhere in your life like there is with all the other categories you list.
Edited at 2017-11-23 11:03 am (UTC)
I really must dig out that book by Guy Deutscher and read it again.
Edited at 2017-11-23 04:47 pm (UTC)
Happy Thanksgiving to Vinyl, Paul, Guy, Jeremy et al. My daughters are peeling the potatoes and parsnips this year – yay!
As you asked BoltonWanderer yesterday if he hadtaken his barrel to Niagara, he wanted to assure you that he has. Due to technological reluctance he asked me to post the evidence:
https://sotira.livejournal.com/9849.html
Edited at 2017-11-23 12:16 pm (UTC)
Edited at 2017-11-23 11:52 am (UTC)
We are in dire need of the Wizards of Oz back, to balance things up up a bit!
How’s bloody Murdoch!?
Edited at 2017-11-23 04:38 pm (UTC)
Oh well, it is a crossword blog after all. Perhaps Rupert could organise a Times-solving contest between Beefy Botham and Davey Warner? Now THAT would get me subscribing again!
An easy one – except for the bits that weren’t.
Thanks setter and z8.
DNF after a pretty horrific hour and ten minutes of torture.
Hopefully it was all just a 1d!
The unknown 3d DEMARCHE and the rather more well-known 1a BROADBAND were my last two in; I just couldn’t for the life of me see what was going on at 1a. I did the rest this morning in my hour and polished those two off the moment I looked at them this evening.
It also took me a long time to convince myself that 1d was specifically a BAD TRIP—after all, good trips are just as much a cause of hallucinations as bad ones.
On the plus side, my parents living in Crete got me to 10a SPIRAEA by way of PIRAEUS rather more quickly than I deserve, given my appalling knowledge of plants and ports…
I also finally got round to tackling yesterday’s Championship puzzle, which took me 17m 48s. Very gratified to have got all three correct, though my cumulative time of around 1 hr 20 m would not have troubled the scorer.
However, I am glad I failed on so many fronts, as it saved me from being annoyed by putting in “sky-blue silk”. According to the internet, “SKY-BLUE PINK” is meant to be a humorous reference to something that cannot exist. On the other hand, the human eye (well, mine, at least*) sees the spectrum in a sort of circular way, with blue giving way to violet which is sort of pinky, and thence back to red. So, I would argue that sky-blue pink would be violet.
Regarding improvements to the onlineness of the Times, I once again cannot get the puzzles through the Club page. Moreover, if I go to the puzzle through the non-Club route through Firefox, it now gets cropped off in a vignette; I can scroll up and down, but can never see more than about five rows. Works OK in Chrome, though (but, again, not the Club page).
*in fact I have two, now that I think of it.
Edited at 2017-11-24 12:34 am (UTC)
Puff = BLOW, and Chambers says that BLOWN can mean worthless. All of which caused me great difficulties.