Initial results (including mine, breaking the 30 minute mark) suggest that this innocuous little number might be bamboozling everyone except George, at least a bit. My holdups were mostly in the lower half of the puzzle, with a particular grimace towards the tiny 23 down, which resembles one of those games where you have to spot the two identical images in a veritable ocean of possibilities. I don’t think there’s anything staggeringly difficult and indeed there are a few gimmes to leaven the lump. The enigmatic phrase K.O. ARCH AT… runs from bottom left to top right. Google translate says that, as KOAR CHAT, it’s Indonesian and means something like chit chat.
I have (I think) sorted all the issues out, and present my findings with the usual clues, definitions, SOLUTIONS
Across
1. Islander very good on horse you say? Not so (8)
FILIPINO So the horse is a FILLY, adjusted through audition to FILI. Very is PI, and “not so” provides the NO. All you have to do then is decide what order the bits go in.
5. Parisian who is admitted into play free? (6)
ACQUIT Parisian “who” is QUI, to be inserted into ACT for play, working better as a verb than as a noun
9. City firm opening railway (8)
COVENTRY A straight replacement sequence. Firm CO, opening VENT railway conventionally RY
10. Mother meeting grandmother later (6)
MAÑANA “Tomorrow” in Spanish, but often used to indicate an indefinite time in the future. When will work on The Wall start? Two generations of women meet, MA and NANA. The wordplay and (and the technicalities of the online crossword) make the tilde not so much optional as impossible. Unless, of course, you know better
12. Felt tip pens less important in secondary schools (12)
HIGHLIGHTERS After reckoning that a single F couldn’t pen anything, I gave up and put the definition at the front end of the clue. LIGHTER from less important, inside HIGHS the secondary schools
15. Group mostly admitted into A & E quickly (5)
APACE PAC(k) (group) within an A and an E. Not a musical term, then
16. A feature film covers factory worker (9)
MACHINIST Film is MIST, a feature A CHIN. Yodaish instruction puts one within the other
18. Plant containing source of this unusual medical treatment (9)
ANTISERUM ANISE is your plant, T the source (beginning of) this, unusual give RUM (if only).
19. Foreign gallery’s public relations hoo-ha (5)
PRADO Madrid’s “National Gallery” P(ublic) R(elations) and ADO for hoo-ha
20. Power seized by one revolutionary in old Asian city (12)
INDIANAPOLIS Parsed post solve, just a well disguised anagram, made up of P(ower), I (one) and IN OLD ASIAN “revolutionary”
24. Not stressed a great deal: largely very cool (6)
ATONIC In the study of speech rhythms and such, it does indeed mean unstressed. The wordplay helps a bit: a lot is A TON, and most of ICY for very cool provides the rest.
25. A joint’s picked up by fellow from S America (8)
GUYANESE The sound of A KNEE’S is tagged onto a GUY for “fellow”.
26. Strict diet really impresses female (6)
KOSHER The Jewish form of a strict diet, not related to weight loss. Really impresses K(nocks) O(ut) S female HER.
27. Party goer finally dropping off? One’s received wake-up call (8)
REVEILLE A party goer is a REVELLER, lose the end, and insert I (one) for the bit that comes after the two minutes silence.
Down
1. F1 celebrity (4)
FACE As in the Face of… F is just F, 1 gives ACE. Cute.
2. Officer in India, about to leave, as it happens (4)
LIVE I think this must be CLIVE as in “of India” losing C for about.
3. Poor writer taking river boat (9)
PENNILESS Writer is PEN, the river you need is the NILE, and boat SS. Isn’t there a distinction between boats and ships?
4. Men hitch a lift into Scottish town, going north from Durham area? (12)
NORTHUMBRIAN Lets go at this backwards. NAIRN is your Scottish town, which goes north, meaning (in a down clue) t it reverses. OR for men (other ranks) and THUMB for hitch a lift are inserted
6. Fall asleep in Lycra shorts (5)
CRASH Today’s hidden in lyCRA Shorts, though Lycra shorts are not usually noted for hiding much.
7. Upper-class celebrity in car, breaking down like a Cadillac? Hardly (2-8)
UN-AMERICAN U for Upper Class, NAME for celebrity, and an anagram (breaking down) of IN CAR
8. Rations tin for building bridge (10)
TRANSITION Has to be an anagram, is, of RATIONS TIN (building)
11. Party politician certain to conceal old state of anxiety (12)
DISCOMPOSURE DISCO for party, MP as ever for politician, SURE for certain, assembled to include an O(ld).
13. Reserve shown by bright fellow touring distant island (6,4)
SAFARI PARK Bright fellow is SPARK, AFAR stands in for distant. The I comes form I(sland).
14. Particular Lenten activity sounding ‘orrendous (10)
FASTIDIOUS FASTing in Lent is less common that it used to be IDIOUS is derived from listening to ‘ideous. Because it’s a soundalike, you can be safely distracted from doubt about whether our answer contains I or E.
17. Involve rogue and spiteful woman in deceit (9)
IMPLICATE Rogue gives IMP, the spiteful woman is a CAT, and deceit a LIE. Assemble.
21. Stand bachelor up on unfortunate date, in brief (5)
ABIDE You have to assume Bachelor means “of Ars”, stand it upside down, and tack on a brief version of the unfortunate (for Gaius Julius Caesar) IDES.
22. Even sections of freezable material (4)
REAL As in not immaterial. Even letters of fReEzAbLe
23. Fly before end of late spring (4)
JETÉ Not, perhaps, the most immediate synonym for fly, but JET works as in jet across the ocean. Add the end of latE. A jeté is a balletic leap, not, perhaps, the most immediate synonym for spring. Two words with way to many meanings each
But I probably won’t. 30:27 otherwise, COD JETE, just because I got it.
Thanks setter and Z.
I got JETE early on with no problem, but for ages was convinced that 13D (with just K) had to end in BOOK to go with reserve.
Also wondered if ALOTIC was a word I’d managed to avoid all my llife, before deciding it seemed just too unlikely.
Even knew jeté: “Out in the wheat stubble, in perfect time to the swishing blades of Dad Dinkum’s harvester, little Bear Dinkum’s long, arching jetés took on an urgent grace.” Now that’s kulture.
Another nonplussed by Indianapolis, but quite enjoyed the rest.
COD to INDIANAPOLIS for sending me round the houses up the garden path
much enjoyed
Is Guyanese really ‘from S America’? Other S American nations are available.
Liked the bright Spark and the outing for Ides. Thanks setter and Z.
Edited at 2017-04-27 09:11 am (UTC)
So. DNF in about an hour and ten, which was where I lost the will to live.
Edited at 2017-04-27 09:26 am (UTC)
“I watched her through the pearl-framed opera glasses, alone in the box on the second tier. Her glissades were enchanting, but she lacked the strength for the grands jetés, her balance wavering a little. In any case it was her face I was interested in.”
Some unconscious processing module of my brain clearly carried on doing today’s crossword and made me go and fetch the book and find the bit whence I clearly should have known JETE!
Edited at 2017-04-27 09:59 am (UTC)
Strangely, despite the six answers today whose checked letters were all vowels, I came through pretty much unscathed. (Phew!)
Only two write!
All the crosswords I have attempted whilst away over the past week or so have been in the printed newspaper and I have decided that I can’t be doing with it. Too small, too cramped and a hole in the grid whenever one is not scrupulously careful about applying pressure evenly to the pencil. With this one it was a joy to have a decent print-out with room to work things out. Solving time off the scale I’m afraid but hoping for a return to normal soon.
I noticed while solving how stingy the grid was with useful checkers. Every answer I chiselled out seemed to yield just a couple more random vowels- or maybe I’m feeling a little paranoid this morning?
Today, I lazily stuck in BIDES ignoring the tense of “stand” for a while. That made the city a tad difficult. Sadly JETE did not spring to mind.
Edited at 2017-04-27 11:25 am (UTC)
Edit to add that I think the QM in the clue serves a purpose. Northumbria is no longer an official region, but the ancient Kingdom of Northumbria certainly used to include Durham and its legacy lives on in the likes of the aforementioned water company, the local plod and one of the Newcastle universities.
Edited at 2017-04-27 02:32 pm (UTC)
Exactly. QM: ?
There’s always tomorrow.
There’s a Christian Bale (if memory serves) film called The Machinist, so 13D could almost be read as a straight definition. For that extra cleverness it gets COD for me, although I suppose it could be entirely accidental.
This should have been a real stinker for vocalophones like me, but MANANA, APACE, ATONIC and UN-AMERICAN went in at a first reading (I wasn’t familiar with ATONIC meaning “not stressed”, but it seemed plausible), and GUYANESE and JETE didn’t give me too much trouble (on the whole I can cope with dance terms).
I got KOSHER for entirely the wrong reason, assuming that KOR was a variant of COR (meaning “really”). And like others I biffed INDIANAPOLIS (taking ages to twig the wordplay after I’d finished).
Basically an interesting and enjoyable puzzle. However, I’m not convinced by FACE = “celebrity” (I’ve a feeling I’m missing something obvious but I don’t understand your explanation), or by AFAR (an adverb) being the same as “distant” (an adjective).
I’m more comfortable with AFAR, with the assistance of Chambers Thesaurus, which gives “a long distance, a long way, far off, far away, distantly”. True, for a more direct equivalence, AFAR really needs a off or from with it. “While we were afar off” and “while we were distant” can be interchanged with no creaking at the seams.
Pragmatically, the first A in safari has to come from somewhere, and again, it worked for me, I don’t think is would have been too much of a strain for the setter to slip in the A: “touring a distant island” but that’s not what happened.
Certainly substituting “celebrity” for “face” in “the face of Max Factor” doesn’t feel right, and I don’t equate “celebrity” with “prestige” either.
I’m even less convinced about AFAR. The fact that Chambers Thesaurus includes the adverb “distantly” rather than the adjective “distant” surely has to be significant!
It could be that we’re simply going to have to agree to differ.
One last shot! I think we have got so used to celebrity being a person, a Kardassian, often famous for being famous, we’ve left behind its function as an abstract noun, equivalent to fame or status, and indeed prestige or reputation. That which is to be celebrated. For me, though I doubt I’d face death to defend it, I think that’s where the “save face” connection arrives. But hey, I didn’t set this thing! Author?!
Another word for “face” is 脸 (liǎn), as in “to wash one’s face” (洗脸, xǐliǎn). The Chinese probably regard the Kardassians as 不要脸 (bùyàoliǎn), literally “not want face”, usually translated as “shameless” :-).
Edited at 2017-04-28 11:39 am (UTC)
Edited at 2017-04-28 09:02 am (UTC)