Not assuredly as much as this puzzle, which kept me entertained for the best part of 24 minutes. A nice mix of topics, I thought (easy on the sciency stuff, which is always a plus in my book), and some smooth surfaces. Just the thing to start the week with.
ACROSS
1 Company receives order beginning to march with soldier (8)
COMMANDO – OM (Order of Merit) M[arch] AND (with) in CO
5 Refuse amorous advance at university (4,2)
PASS UP – PASS UP
10 Time with dad on settee taking in English sitcom (5,2,1,7)
BIRDS OF A FEATHER – BIRD (time, as in time in jail) SOFA (settee) E in FATHER; a British TV show with 129 episodes – all of which I missed
11 Among cunning old people there’s one mathematician (10)
ARCHIMEDES – I in ARCH (cunning) MEDES (rarely seen without their mates the Persians, together they were big into legislation) for the bloke in the bath
13 Hawk comes from lake shrouded in mist (4)
FLOG – L in FOG; ‘hawk’ as in shift dodgy gear
15 Greed seen when fresh caviare’s presented (7)
AVARICE – anagram* of CAVIARE; never seen it spelt like this. One of a number of delicacies (also oysters and abalone) I’m happy to let others eat. Give me a cheese and marmite sandwich any day.
17 Hampshire river flow trial (4,3)
TEST RUN -TEST (river that flows through Soton) RUN (flow)
18 Botched rescue involves knight in condemnation (7)
CENSURE – N in RESCUE*
19 Greek bread once provided by church, intervening in crisis? (7)
DRACHMA – CH in DRAMA; the insurance company’s whose tagline was ‘We don’t make a drama out of a crisis’ might baulk at the definition
21 Sloth maybe stopping halfway across garden (4)
EDEN – EDEN[tate], which literally means toothless (‘a mammal of an order distinguished by the lack of incisor and canine teeth, including the anteaters, sloths, and armadillos, all of which are native to Central and South America’). Who needs teeth when you’ve got a tongue like that, anyway?
22 Bloomingdale’s gets one out to a shopper (10)
APOSTROPHE – TO A SHOPPER*; took me a while to see this, and even then I missed the anagram
25 Collection of native gods here? (8,7)
NATIONAL GALLERY – I reckon this is a cryptic definition, with the ‘collection’ pointing you towards the paintings and the ‘gods’ directing you to the gallery, as in the cheap seats in a theatre. But, as always, I am open to offers.
27 Wayward monarch right to be seen by social worker (6)
ERRANT – ER R ANT
28 Like Arctic fish that wriggles in lock (8)
TREELESS – EEL (fish that wriggles) in TRESS
DOWN
1 Taxi by Welsh lake seen in esoteric lore (7)
CABBALA – CAB BALA (Bala Lake is the largest lake in Wales, I believe); secret this-and-that (together with its bedfellow, loony conspiracies) is like caviar to me. Can’t be bothered with it.
2 Old woman on run causes harm (3)
MAR – MA R
3 Promising a fishy with head removed (10)
AUSPICIOUS – A [s]USPICIOUS
4 One who wrote in defence of editorial sent up (5)
DEFOE – reverse hidden in words 5-7
6 Sadly Liberal brought into sober group ultimately drinks (4)
ALAS – L in AA [drink]S
7 Grant for student beginning to rake in counterfeit Polish cash (11)
SCHOLARSHIP – R[ake] in POLISH CASH*
8 Soldier likely to drop — almost dead — reveals pattern (7)
PARAGON – PARA (soldier likely to drop) GON[e]
9 Moved camp? (8)
AFFECTED – double definition, and a rather good one
12 Fraudulent scheme placing restraint on tenant (5,6)
CHAIN LETTER – CHAIN (restraint) LETTER (tenant)
14 European detective crossing stream in canvas shoe (10)
ESPADRILLE – E RILL in SPADE (as in Sam Spade, Dashiell Hammett’s fictional dick)
16 Former barrister killing time sees model (8)
EXEMPLAR – EX [t]EMPLAR; ‘Templar’, as in a member of the lego-judicial industry who works in one of the so-called temples in London – not Simon or the ruffians who went crusading
18 Remove sin from learner Seneca corrupted (7)
CLEANSE – L SENECA*
20 Animals in rainforest or at sea, understood, succeeded (3-4)
AYE-AYES – AYE-AYE (at sea, understood) S (succeeded); lemurs
23 Tease American over sweetheart (5)
SUGAR – reversal of RAG (tease) US (a country much in the news of late)
24 Might this be secured without partner given mention? (4)
LOAN – sounds like LONE (without partner given mention, i.e. sounds like)
26 Farm female uses pitcher, avoiding river (3)
EWE – EWE(r)
I couldn’t remember EDENTATE but that didn’t slow me down, as the garden was easy to figure.
The clue that took me the longest was surely ESPADRILLE, where I had to dredge up SPADE.
Incidentally, I think you have NATIONAL GALLERY just about right. It’s an &-lit, as I see it. The literal is where you’d find a collection of statues and some-such; the wordplay refers to ‘gods’ as being those seated in the GALLERY of a theater, and if those gods happen to be native, then they’re NATIONAL.
EDIT: I think the definition is just ‘collection’, and the wordplay is ‘native’ = NATIONAL + ‘gods here?’ = GALLERY.
Edited at 2021-01-18 01:19 am (UTC)
I parsed NATIONAL GALLERY with “here” as the definition (semi-&lit) and the “collection” being the direction to put the other two items together. I notice that Chambers has gods as “(occupants of the) gallery” as the relevant definition, so Jeremy’s parsing might well be better.
I was finally left with loan, which I was afraid would take a long time, since so many words fit and the clue is rather indirect. But then I saw it from the cryptic, and there you go.
Edited at 2021-01-18 05:09 am (UTC)
Edited at 2021-01-18 12:15 pm (UTC)
30 minutes but with one wrong, my LOI at 24dn I entered DOWN – a down is ‘secured’ in American ‘Football’. Partner W (wife) around (with) anag.ind.(out) NOD (a mention) = DOWN. QED? OK! LOAN it is!
FOI 10ac BIRDS OF A FEATHER all of which I saw.
COD 20dn AYE-AYES – Daubentonia madagascariensis
WOD 1dn CABBALA – fortunately I knew the Lynn
Edited at 2021-01-18 07:11 am (UTC)
To CENSURE the BIRDS OF A FEATHER
It is ERRANT, of course
To FLOG a dead horse
An EXEMPLAR of typical blether
Challenging enough to be a satisfying solve. I like those punctuation mark related defs, so APOSTROPHE was my pick today.
Thanks to setter and blogger
The devil’s walking parody
On all four-footed things.
20 mins with yoghurt, granola, banana, blueberry compote.
I liked it, mostly B ov a F and Treeless.
Spent a while trying and failing to parse the Sloth as an Edentate.
Thanks setter and U.
LOAN LOI after an alphabet trawl.
Those who don’t know Sharon and Tracy and Dorien have missed something.
Thanks ulaca and setter.
If pushed to decide I would parse NATIONAL GALLERY like Jeremy.
Edited at 2021-01-18 09:07 am (UTC)
So I’m happy with my sub 10 time, but not with my pink square, nor with my realisation from reading ulaca’s excellent exposition that I hadn’t a clue what was really going on in half a dozen or more clues.
I believe it was Madonna (along with Roseanne Barr, Liz Taylor, Britney Spears and Gwyneth Paltrow) who made the Kabbalah trendy (however spelt), “elevating” it from an arcane study of interest only to a minority of yeshivah buchers to a multi-million dollar industry. Not-for-profit, of course, lest the IRS get interested.
Andyf
It was still a write-in though!
Took ages even to see the CLEANSE and CENSURE anagrams as well as NATIONAL GALLERY for which I initially had biffed NATIONAL THEATRE.
NHO MEDES which meant I needed all of the checkers, had thought that might be an anag of O PEOPLE with ACE somewhere, until I finally thought of the Welsh lake.
Edited at 2021-01-18 09:59 am (UTC)
LOI 20D: AYE-AYES
I made heavy weather of this – unnecessarily faltering too long over my first instincts for several clues – and taking over 4 minutes on my LOI, which answer I knew I had locked away in my head, but had stored so long ago that I struggled to remember where I had put it (or that’s how it felt).
Thank you, ulaca and the setter.
14’21” The Green Streak lives on.
Edited at 2021-01-18 10:38 am (UTC)
Also not certain I saw the anagram at 22a Bloomingdale’s.
Andyf
I spent a long time on the Bloomingdales clue; I too have been there which got me thinking of all the wrong things for the clue.
A fun puzzle. David
COD: AUSPICIOUS.
Edited at 2021-01-18 11:56 am (UTC)
Best wishes to you Ulaca – may retirement and your new abode be everything you would wish for.
FOI PASS UP
LOI AYE-AYES
COD LOAN
TIMR 6:51
Liked the hidden word Defoe. But shouldn’t that have been kept back for Friday?
Liked loan, treeless, espadrille and my favourite eden.
FOI MAR
LOI Auspicious
COD Espadrille
Congrats on the new home, Ulaca, and good luck with the baking.