My time of 49 minutes will do nothing to scare the horses, but may be just enough to see me keep my fundamental position propping up the aforementioned Superranker. And talking of fundamentals, my time would have been significantly quicker had I been able to cotton onto 25 across faster than I was able. I suppose my daughter would say it was karma for all my failed attempts to get her into 70s comedy. My favourite line from that era? Undoubtedly, Frankie Howerd in Up Pompeii! determined to finally get his Prologue out (no, no, don’t titter – you’re making up your own jokes…), struggling to get himself comfortable in his toga as he prepares to settle on his stone bench. “Ooh, I know why they call these ‘Jockey’ shorts – they’ve got Lester Pigott in there!!”
ACROSS
1. CRIBBAGE – RIB + B in CAGE.
5. MINION – If Dick Emery’s Mandy had a mini on, she would be showing a bit of thigh. It might be awful…but I like it.
9. FRACTION – FR + ACTION. I vaguely remember vulgar and common fractions from my schooldays. Naturally, I preferred the former.
10. REVIEW – [c]REW around VIE.
12. EVENS – simply [s]EVENS; I was trying to shoehorn SP in there somehow.
13. GREAT OUSE – EAT in GROUSE; a tributary of the River Great Ouse (for thus it is appelled) is the Cam, of which the less said the better.
14. PERFECT PITCH – PERFECT (as in perfect/complete fool) + P + ITCH.
18. ANIMATRONICS – being technology that combines traditional puppetry techniques with electronics to create lifelike animated effects; anagram of IS ACT IRON MAN*. Mary Poppins was the first feature film to use this Disney-developed technology.
21. CONSTABLE – CON + STABLE; a semi-&lit, by my reckoning.
23. INPUT – P[rinciple] in I NUT, to give a word I’ve never much cared for, like ‘heads up’ and, indeed, ‘head up’.
24. IRITIS – I + RIT + IS, where I stands for i, a “compact” daily newspaper in the UK.
25. BACKSIDE – BACK + SIDE.
26. NEEDLE – if you bait someone, you needle them; and a needle has a loop through which it is easier for a dromedary to proceed than a rich geezer to negotiate the pearly gates.
27. HYDROGEN – if an OWL (wise bird) gets H (hydrogen), you end up with HOWL…and a gas. Thanks to Jack
DOWN
1. COFFER – CALL minus ALL + OFFER (present). I liked this.
2. IMAGES – I + M + AGES.
3. BATHSHEBA – (order of the) BATH + Rider Haggard’s SHE + BA; Bathseba was wife first of Uriah the Hittite, then David son of Jesse, by whom she bore, among others, Solomon, the third king of Israel, if I have my maths right.
4. GEORGE FORMBY – GORGE (stuff) around E + FORM + BY (attributed to); an entertainer best known for cleaning winders.
6. INERT – IN (not out – still batting) + initial letters of England Rarely Tested. Liked this too.
7. INIQUITY – I QUIT in IN + [turke]Y.
8. NEW DELHI – WE HELD* in NI.
11. TERCENTENARY – TEARY around [RECENT* +N].
15. PICNICKER – if you were an admittedly down-market art thief, you might be dubbed a nicker of pics.
16. SANCTION – CONTAINS*; neat clue.
17. BIG NOISE; plays on the fact that a report is a loud noise made by a gun.
19. SPRING – double definition.
20. STREWN – ‘broadcast’ is the literal; NEWS + RT* (where RT are the outside letters of R[epor]T)
22. TRILL – final letters of [cabare]T [singe]R + ILL (poorly).
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Thus 49 minutes rather than 30 mins as it should have been for a Monday!
FOI 6dn INERT. LOI and COD 16dn SANCTION brilliantly disguised anagaram. It may have been obviouis for others!
WOD IRITIS but Lord ULALACA your explanation is wanting!? Is ‘i’ a newspaper? Not reached Shanghai yet and perhaps never will!
So I looked at my LJ settings and couldn’t find an option to turn spellchecker on/off. I then consulted LJ ‘Help’ which informs me there is a spell checking option at the top RH of each Comment form and I should click this to reveal errors in my message and then select corrected spellings individually.
There is nothing top RH of the Comment form as stated but a ‘Check spelling and preview’ option underneath it which allows me to preview what I have written and suggests errors and corrections, however these aren’t clickable to select a correct spelling so one has to edit the errors manually which is in itself open to error!
It seems The Times is not alone in taking a feature of a system that worked perfectly well for years, buggering about with it and in the process ending up with something far inferior to the original. I ask myself what was wrong with the old system by which I got a red line as I typed if I made an error and could correct it immediately without the need for messing about with a preview system that doesn’t work as stated anyway?
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As Lord ULALACA points out the Internet is something else in these parts! As long as VPN remains viable I’ll be fine.
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As a child, I had a near death experience choking on a pear drop, laughing at a George Formby film.
How is the greengage jam?
On reflection, she doesn’t mind a bit of fig jam (de Carrefour) I’ll be making my own in October!
I liked the difficulty elsewhere much more, especially for HYDROGEN.
A crossword full of very fine clues, and a great start to the week.
31 minutes on this thinking, “Didn’t I do well?” COD has to go to HYDROGEN, although I did like GREAT OUSE too. Held-up a while in SW before I threaded the NEEDLE. Good puzzle. Thank you U and setter.
Thanks setter. Thanks U, and congratulations on raising a daughter whose comedic judgment far exceeds that of her father.
I’m another who biffed Gracie Fields; after all how many performers from Lancashire (6.6) starting with G can there be? Well at least two obviously…
Edited at 2017-08-21 10:01 am (UTC)
Speaking of things I didn’t know, I knew neither RIT for slowing—though I figured I was looking for an Italian musical term—nor IRITIS, and I didn’t get that one, either.
It took me about an hour and half to admit defeat. Bah. I do, of course, thank our setter and blogger nonetheless.
My kitchen contains a device I inevitably refer to as the George Formby Grill, which makes excellent toasted sandwiches. I am not strong enough to resist saying “it’s turned out nice again” every time I make one.
Seized up in the SW, where I was barking up several wrong trees. V enjoyable
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Thanks for the parsage of IRITIS and George F, U.
Without the wordplay I’d probably have called yer woman Bethsheba, so I was grateful for the hint.
Today took just over the half-hour, as I wasn’t clear about the parsing for several clues, so thanks ulaca for explanations.
By the way, Chrome gives me the red waves here, though of course that doesn’t help with the actual puzzle. 🙂
Still solving on the newspaper’s general page, since the Crossword Club isn’t working for me.
Jim M
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I did like MINI ON, though
So, now I have to add the I to the Sun and the FT as newspapers in crosswordland.
Lastly, talking of I’s, I counted 16 x I’s in the grid today. Must be some sort of record!
51m 18s