Across
1 NUTMEG – The NUT (National Union of The-underpaid) is in front of M[ale], with EG (‘say’) taking up the rear.
5 PASSER-BY – PASS+ER+BY; ‘by’, as in ‘I put it by/aside for a rainy day’.
9 KING-SIZE – KINGS + Z in I[ts] E[ducation].
10 TWEEDY – T[oo] + WEEDY for country types like Dorset Jimbo…
11 FELLOE – ODO has it only in the plural, but not Collins, which gives: ‘a segment or the whole rim of a wooden wheel to which the spokes are attached and onto which a metal tyre is usually shrunk’. All Greek to me, even if it sounds like it ought to be a crossword regular.
12 TROMBONE – cryptic definition; ‘Principal trombone’ refers to the player not the instrument.
14 POP ONE’S CLOGS – beats ‘kick the bucket’, ‘shuffle off one’s mortal coil’, etc. any day. MY COD. Anagram* of CLOSE SONG preceded by POP [music]. According to the Guardian, the expression may have its origin in clog as ‘a block or heavy piece of wood, attached to the leg or neck of a man or beast, to impede motion and prevent escape’, so that by popping one’s clogs, he is escaping the burdens of life.
17 TWILIGHT ZONE – TWILIGHT + [o]ZONE [less ‘none’ = with no O]; not a contender for Clue of the Year.
20 WELSHMAN – [scanda]L + NEWHAMS* to give the leak-eater (‘National’).
22 LAPDOG – it couldn’t be ‘copdon’ so had to be PD + O in LAG.
23 RINGER – triple definition; we have the bloke (or bird – mustn’t be sexist) in the silly hat ringing his bell and shouting ‘Oyez, oyez’, the lookalike (‘He’s a dead ringer for x’) and the person who wishes to ‘ring the changes’.
25 REGIONAL – I was hoping for an allusion to 20 to give ‘Turk’ or ‘Jack’, but sadly it’s only NO + I in LAGER all reversed.
26 EGGS+HE+LL – not sure how many times I’ve forgotten this, but ‘eggshell china/porcelain’ is ‘a type of very thin translucent porcelain originally made in China’.
27 TIFFIN – TIFF + IN (‘during’) for a light repast enjoyed in India and by tweedy types in Dorsetshire.
Down
2 UNISEX – the outside letters of S[trang]E in ‘a multitasking, multi-user computer operating system that exists in many variants’ (UNIX), which I’m proud to say I’d never heard of. It’s a strange but true fact that unisex lavatories are only found in dodgy nightclubs (so I’m told) and on aeroplanes. Make them half-and-half and the women would be queuing back to the cockpit…
3 MEGALOPOLIS – GALOP (a dance) + O (’round’) in MILES* to give an ugly word for an ugly concept (‘an urban complex, usually comprising several large towns’); I bet Stoke-on-Trent never called itself one.
4 GUINEA PIG (6,3) not (7,3) as given in the Times Crossword Club – GUINEA + PIG (mass of metal) giving ‘first to use’.
5 PRESTON – I was wanting this to be POTSDAM , for which I began thinking up some pretty creative clues; sadly, it turned out to be only the town besides the M6 best known for the great Sir Tom Finney and its plastic pitch.
6 SET-TO – SET + OT reversed for a conflict verbal, physical or both.
7 EYE – sounds like AYE; another that won’t be troubling the list of all-time greats.
8 BADINAGE – BAD+I+NAG+E for a bit of banter; I’m not sure how ‘I caught’ can indicate an enclosure or envelope of NAG, as surely you would need a word with more than one letter to do that job. Maybe I am missing something. Thanks to Zabadak for pointing out that the I is ‘caught’ by BAD NAG.
13 BULLETPROOF – another cryptic definition, where ‘like a shot!’ is deflecting attention from the literal by suggesting that the solution will by an adverb ending in ‘-ly’. Maybe.
15 SPOTLIGHT – POT in SLIGHT.
16 S+WEEEPING
18 TENDRIL – ‘shoot’ as so often in Crosswordland refers to new vegetable growth; TEN + R[ooks] in LID (‘hat’) reversed.
19 SOMALI – SO + MALI[gned].
21 MERGE – G[ang] in MERE.
24 GAS – double definition.
I trust I am not alone in getting error messages every time I do anything in LJ at the moment, though the Retry option seems then to work every time.
I might have made swifter progress if I had been better able to remember ‘felloe’ and ‘pop one’s clogs’, both of which we have had before. On the other hand, ‘spotlight’ and ‘sweeping’ should have gone in much more quickly than they did.
Also thanks for explaining the background to those CLOGS. A wonderful expression I always thought and worthy of the Parrot Sketch.
Edited at 2013-12-02 07:50 am (UTC)
Ulaca, the real tweedy set wouldn’t let me across their estate boundary. I once told the local member of the landed gentry to never forget what happened to Charles 1st!
Yes, Jack I’m getting “reset” messages every time I try to access the site
I think BADINAGE works as BAD NAG, “I” caught (inside), beginning to E(at). Seems to work OK.
BULLETPROOF did indeed look like there was more to it than just a CD – I assume the “like a shot” simply indicates “such as a bullet”. I spent a while trying to figure out something more complex, but I think “like a shot” is just there to give the impression that it’s more than a straight(ish) definition. Odd.
TWILIGHT ZONE is too well defined by do-do-do-do for me to think of it straight away as a derelict area, and I didn’t automatically relate OZONE to fresh air, though I see that it’s (loosely” – Chambers) the sort of bracing stuff advertised as available in Skegness.
Harumph.
Edited at 2013-12-02 01:34 pm (UTC)
Am off later for a few days R&R with Mrs bigtone and the dog in jimboland (West Lulworth)
Edited at 2013-12-02 10:09 am (UTC)
46 minutes, of which the last few were spent finding a match for 11ac _E_L_E and learning a new word.
Was not happy with OZONE for fresh air – ozone is a smelly, poisonous allotrope of oxygen and far from ‘fresh’ – but if Chambers has it I am obliged to yield.
I remembered Preston only became a city in 2002 (the UK’s 50th city in the Queen’s fiftieth year) which helped.
Meant to add, the loos here in France are almost all unisex, except in motorway services, thank goodness.
Edited at 2013-12-02 10:11 am (UTC)
Interested to read the origin of POP ONE’S CLOGS: I’d always thought it derived from taking a dead person’s clogs to the pawnshop.
It confirmed my feeling that 11 was FELLOE, but I’d been reluctant to enter that originally.
I liked some of the clues, a few of which had some nice bits of deception, but I wasn’t keen on nonetheless’ for removal of O, and didn’t like the ungrammatical syntax of 1; in the cryptic, NUT is a singular unit, so ‘are’ is inappropriate. There are various ways that setters can get round this problem, but not here.
A Dutch girl with inflatable shoes once gave me her phone number at a party, but when I rang her the next day…
I couldn’t quite shake the feeling I was walking into a trap.
A bit of a slog, with few really satisfying clues. Currently listening to the serialisation of Dorothy Sayers’ “Nine Tailors” on the wireless, so appreciated the Change RINGERs at 23ac.
Man’s best friend a LAPDOG? Really? In what universe? One full of FELLOEs, presumably.
An interesting and enjoyable puzzle.
(tony_from_yorks)
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