Here’s how I eventually worked out what goes where.
Across
1 IMPLICIT present but not heard
Naughty child is nearly always an IMP (though not in any household I know). LICIT is legal or allowed.
6 BICEPS a bit of beef or brawn
Shouted proclaims a sound clue, and the “order” would be BUY CEPS! Two definitions for the price of one.
9 SOUNDPROOFING that can make sound report less impressive
Read as two words, our answer suggests the skill of perfect (sound) proofreading, As most of you know, I lack this skill, and rely on capabilities and forgiveness of this company to play spot the typo. Soundproofing, of course, would make the report of a gun less obtrusive on the night air. Oscar Pistorius please take note. What? Too soon?
10 KISSER trap
Two well enough known slang terms, one created by the letters of RISKS springing to new places and catching the (mous)E(‘s) tail. MY LOI, fooled by the tidy clue leading me well away from any suggestion of “mouth”.
11 ARMORIAL of charges
Armorial is to do with heraldic arms, and charges in this context are the “devices borne on a shield”, so a kind of associative definition. The word is constructed by “taking nearly everything” of ARt MOb RIg ALl.
13 AFTERSHOCK Small shake
Which perceived scale might depend on where you’re standing. HOCK (meat) follows AFTERS (pudding)
15 PITY cause for regret
PIT(h)Y, “short” suffers form the walkout of H(usband)
16 AMOK out of control.
An endless donkey is A MOK(e)
18 REPARATION means of fixing
RATION (share) encases a reversed crop, in this case (oilseed) RAPE
21 AMARETTO drink
I made a mental note to look up why A MORE meant a horse, Then I made a mental note to smite myself on the forehead for blundering into the wee Cupid rather than the almond flavoured liqueur, where A MARE is a more obvious horse. It’s followed by a reversed “excessive” OTT. I got that bit right.
22 ANTHER (this) part of a plant
Hidden in cleAN THE Rubbish. rather well, I thought, as I lost time trying to make I.E. for that’s fit somewhere.
23 CITRONELLA OIL Clear lotion
A partial &lit, as “clear lotion” does double duty as the definition and the anagram fodder when addesd to the heads of I(nsect) L(ife). it almost makes sense, though the oil is a yellow perfume made from lemongrass which I would imagine insects would have little use for.
25 HYBRID mixture
Nearly serious gives DIR(e), through gives BY Hydrogen H. Assemble and reverse.
26 BULLSEYE mint
Of the large peppermint sweet variety. Anagram of SELL and BUY plus the closing letter of (exchang)E
Down
2 MASTIFF dog
Which is STIFF for dead body and MA for mother placed above.
3 LOUDSPEAKER what could broadcast
An anagram of DUO, SPARKLE and E(nergy) another &littish clue where broadcast is also the indicator
4 CEDAR wood
Load your CAR with the end bits of (rubbl)E and (splintere)D
5 TORNADO storm
That the word includes ADO for fuss is a red herring. It’s TO DO (fuss) around RNA, ribonucleic acid, which you all know is part of every living cell.
6 BOOKMAKER one who should certainly know better
BOOK for arrest, and MAKER for builder. A bookie wouldn’t be much cop if he didn’t know his victims clients.
7 CHI foreign character
Looks like this Χ in the Greek alphabet. CHI(na), an eastern country without N(orth) A(merica)
8 PAGEANT outdoor show
PAGE (put out a call for) plus ANT, our favourite worker.
12 REPETITIOUS Going on and on
Made up in sequence from RE (about) PETIT (trivial) IOUS (debts)
14 STRATFORD the Bard’s source
I.e. where Will himself came from. You might guess that Doll Tearsheet was a lady of easy virtue and costly favours, so a TART (with the apostrophe S). She turns up. FORD is another character from that knockabout farce the Merry Wives of Windsor, which you might also guess. Don’t waste time trying to work out who Shakespeare’s source was.
17 MIMICRY copying
Rodolfo is a character in La Bohème, friends with the consumptive MIMI. I don’t know whether the opera has him CRYing at Mimi’s death, but it should. The man’s not made of marble. Mind you “what Rodolfo did at last under his lover” conjured rather racier images than Puccini had in mind.
19 PROVERB saw
Saw is a wise saying in this context. A rough terrain vehicle is a (Land? Range?) ROVER (other 4X4s are available, but not much good). ROVER is surrounded by PB, lead (pronounced led)
20 OVERLAY covering
Too much gives OVERLY, and is set around A(rea).
22 ALLYL radical
As in “an atom, molecule, or ion that has unpaired valence electrons or an open electron shell, and therefore may be seen as having one or more “dangling” covalent bonds”. ALLYL is a molecule one of those. But you only need to know that vaguely, because the wordplay is easy: Team up with gives ALLY, L(iberal) the last letter.
24 TOR rise
Reduced time give T, as an alternative OR.
Edited at 2014-09-25 06:02 am (UTC)
Just enough well-clued unknowns and half-knowns to make it fun. Rodolfo sounded sort of familiar, but I may have been thinking of Brazilian soccer players.
It’s been an interesting week so far. Thanks setter and blogger.
Edited at 2014-09-25 03:59 am (UTC)
Beaten by armorial, the rest in 28 mins. Don’t enjoy lengthy clues; and finally lost the will to live on this which was just a jumble of words with no plausible surface reading.
Rob
A little, um, typo, in the typo clue, where the literal should be ‘that can make report less impressive’. (I managed to have ‘spellproofing’ there for ages, which is more embarrassing.)
Last in were the 22s of which I knew neither.
I never heard of ALLYL and was also unable to explain 5dn having fallen into the ADO trap – to my shame didn’t know RNA either.
I felt 14dn was something of a car-crash of a clue though the answer was obvious from the last three words plus a couple of checkers in place. I needed to look up the references to understand how it worked.
Edited at 2014-09-25 06:12 am (UTC)
I think 23A is brilliant because I believe that both Citronella Grass and the oil made from it are used as insect repellants. It goes with a whole collection of first class clues that I really enjoyed wrestling with
You might be pleased to know that I got ALLYL straight off from the definition and the initial A.
Edited at 2014-09-25 02:55 pm (UTC)
Still, I was pleased to get there in the end.
I know enough about Shakespeare for ‘the Bard’s source’ to immediately trigger ‘Holinshead’, but not enough to have a clue about FORD. I am most emphatically not among those who would question the definition.
Edited at 2014-09-25 08:44 am (UTC)
Edited at 2014-09-25 11:50 am (UTC)
OK puzzle, but I liked ulaca’s coinage of the “Elizabethan cart-crash” much more than the clue!
What a moke am I?
Whatever it is that sits between arts and science is where I appear to be, as I didn’t know allyl (and like others was looking for a team reversed) and had never heard of the Shakespearean characters or Rodolfo. I did know anther though and decided, correctly, that RNA was DNA without the dioxy.
STLOI was the very well hidden anther but COD to soundproofing. The insecty &Lit was very good too.
Thanks to Z for the entertaining blog.
Or maybe you head them off at the pass, like cowboys and that.
On the other hand STRATFORD completely from definition so thanks for parsing it Z. Very fun puzzle.
COD for me (ALLYL aside) was CITRONELLA OIL, which I thought was cleverly and elegantly clued.
Today’s medical highlight was my first penectomy. This is an unusual procedure in A&E, but in this case it was actually the surgical removal of a pen. I am happy to report that both patient and biro are expected to make full recoveries.
(*I wanted to be a boffin, but failed the entrance exam.)
Edited at 2014-09-26 08:59 am (UTC)
Anther and 25ac Hybrid. I got the latter but wasn’t sure how, but the former fooled me for a couple of days. These were days on the road mind. You may (or not) be interested to know that I started this one sailing single handed across Loch Fyne to put the boat to bed for the winter and finished it this evening in Colorado Springs having nearly completed the road trip from Chicago to Breckenridge CO. FYI, as someone, as I remember, who appreciates beer, the Americans seem to have done a real ale campaign in my absence of a decade or so. So many micro breweries and always something to enjoy which isn’t Budweiser or
Miller. Blue Moon and Boulevarde stand out to me but my favourite was a honey blonde at the Big Texan Steak House in Amarillo, TX. And, no, that wasn’t the barmaid!
Safe travelling!