Times Quick Cryptic No 2587 by Joker

Joker certainly gave me a pinch and a punch on the first of the month! I made heavy weather of that, taking a glacial age to see the right ends of 1a and 4d, and needing lots of checkers for the long anagrams at 11a and 3d. All in all I was pushed out to 12:10 for a Bad Day, so I was well beaten by the funny man today. How did it go for you?

Definitions underlined in bold italics.

Across
1 Girl with authoritarian ward (8)
DISTRICT – the setters’ favourite girl/woman is DI, to whom we add STRICT (“authoritarian”) to get the answer. “Ward” is defined in Collins as “a district into which a city, town, parish, or other area is divided for administration, election of representatives etc”. I was very slow to get this, being fixated first on “ward” being part of a hospital and then on being a ward of Court, and it was my POI.
5 Primarily two roping in one? (4)
TRIO – the first letters (“primarily”) of “two roping in one” give us TRIO, and a TRIO could start out with two people who then co-opt a third. Neat. The cool-kid bloggers like John will be able to tell you if this is the Lesser-Spotted Semi &Lit; I can’t.
8 Precocious little girl’s angry morning (5)
MADAM – MAD is “angry”, as in “some people are going to be mad today when they find another faintly derogatory term for a female in the crossword”, and AM is “morning”. Collins sense 3 –  “British informal – a precocious or pompous little girl”.
9 Potential flower our beds might produce? (7)
ROSEBUD – buds have the potential to turn into flowers, subject to frost, pests and other hazards. An anagram (“might produce”) of “our beds”. What an elegant surface.
11 Near ancient? That could be it (11)
CENTENARIAN – an anagram (“That could be”) of “near ancient”. Beyond that, I confess that it’s not totally clear to me how this works. A CENTENARIAN could fairly be described as “near ancient”, but then what’s the “it” doing in the clue? Is the idea that CENTENARIAN here is an adjective, not a noun, and that in its adjectival sense it’s a synonym(ish) for “near ancient”? Should I just have underlined “it” as the definition? Instead I have tentatively classified this as an &Lit and underlined the whole thing, but I await enlightenment from the Hive mind.
13 Scared of a loud attack (6)
AFRAID – Off to IKEA we go. A + F (“loud” – musical notation) + RAID (“attack”).
14 Joker’s taunt about solver’s initial time (6)
JESTER – “taunt” is JEER, which goes around (“about”) S (“solver’s initial”) and T (“time”). A lovely surface and Joker would have been fully justified in taunting my time today.
17 Journey’s end in entering key European terminus perhaps (11)
DESTINATION – IN goes inside (“entering”) D (“key” – music) + E (“European”) + STATION (“terminus perhaps”). I never like “key” (or “note” for that matter) as cluing any one of seven letters, it feels imprecise and random, so I grumpily awaited checkers on this one.
20 Capone carrying weapons caused consternation (7)
ALARMED – good old AL, I wonder if he knew how useful he’d still be some 75+ years after his death. Anyway, he was regularly ARMED (“carrying weapons”) and he caused plenty of consternation, so this is a brilliant surface and my COD, bravo.
21 English lad going around northern wood (5)
EBONY – E for “English”, BOY for “lad”, containing (“going around”) N for “northern”. Et voila.
22 A thousand I will murder (4)
KILL – K is the “thousand” here, not “m” for a change, + I’LL (” I will”).
23 Biased? Indeed so, unfortunately (3-5)
ONE-SIDED – an anagram (“unfortunately”) of “Indeed so”. Another terrific surface.
Down
1 Hold back beginning of precipitation and moisture (4)
DAMP – DAM (“hold back”) + P (“beginning of precipitation”). Hands up if, like me, your first thought was that it was P followed by a short word meaning “moisture”.
2 Attachment for motorcycle is raced all over the place (7)
SIDECAR – an anagram (“all over the place”) of “is raced”. Smooth cluing from Joker.
3 Movement in arts mimics no art that is contrived (11)
ROMANTICISM – an anagram (“that is contrived”) of “mimics no art”. The Romantic movement swept Europe in the first half of the nineteenth century; in English literature it was kickstarted by the publication of “Lyrical Ballads” by Wordsworth and Coleridge which was a staple of my life as an undergraduate; I must dig it out again.
4 Opera about a king with followers (6)
CARMEN – an opera by Bizet, telling a tragic story of seduction, jealousy and murder. I love it and have seen it many times. How on earth, then, did it become LOI and add two+ minutes to your time Templar, you great galoot? Because I became fixated on the idea that there was a four letter opera going round ER or HR for “a king”, that’s how. In fact it is C (“about”, abbreviation of “circa”) + A + R (“king”) + MEN (“followers”). Ouch.
6 Jewish scholar’s talk, never-ending (5)
RABBI – ah, the good old chatty Jewish scholar, he’s a regular in these parts. Cockney rhyming slang for “talk” is “rabbit and pork”, customarily shortened to “rabbit”, and then shortened again here (“never ending”) to RABBI.
7 Gold supported by Kuwaiti currency and yen standard (8)
ORDINARY – OR (“gold”) + DINAR (“Kuwaiti currency” – my first thought was “dirham”, which is also Kuwaiti currency and was close enough to jog the right word) + Y (“yen”).
10 Say actor’s words with Shakespeare’s capital majesty (11)
STATELINESS – if you STATE LINES then you “say actor’s words”, very neat. Add on S for “Shakespeare’s capital” (first letter) and you’re there.
12 Book is difficult to endorse (8)
HARDBACK – HARD (“difficult”) + BACK (“to endorse”).
15 Tons to wrap more than nine times (7)
TENFOLD – T (“tons”) + ENFOLD (“to wrap”).
16 Young girl needs help surrounded by males (6)
MAIDEN – AID (“help”) inside (“surrounded by”) MEN (“males”).
18 Second shopping centre is limited in size (5)
SMALL – S (“second”) + MALL (“shopping centre”).
19 Closely watched every heartless editor (4)
EYED – EY is “every heartless” (that is, “every” with its “heart” removed) + ED for “editor”.

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