I found that the puzzle was fairly bland with nothing of particular interest to commend it, although SPLODGE is an interesting word and I make that my WOD, with 1a FOI and 22d LOI, and nothing else standing out as COD. If you can spot a hidden theme where I failed, please enlighten me.
Across
1 Monarch raving to vicar about one (8)
VICTORIA – Anagram (raving) of [TO VICAR} and I (one).
5 Surrenders primitive weapons (4)
BOWS – Double definition.
9 Old language the French preserve (5)
LATIN – LA (the in French) and TIN (preserve, as in canning)
10 After church, queen left for station (7)
CHANNEL – CH{urch} followed by ANNE (queen) and L{eft}. CHANNEL as in TV or radio station.
11 Comes across revolutionary art and poetry (9)
TRAVERSES – ART (reversed, revolutionary) to give TRA and VERSES (poetry).
12 Flushed, but hardly flush, in this (3)
RED – Cryptic clue. If you are ‘in the RED’, you aren’t flush – you owe money.
13 Brings up Religious Education in English county (6)
BREEDS – RE (religious education) inside BEDS (English county – Bedfordshire).
15 Game of golf embraced by newlywed (6)
BRIDGE – BRIDE (newlywed) containing / embracing G{olf} (NATO alphabet).
18 Unions returning on a smaller scale? (3)
CUT – TUC (Trades Union Congress – Unions) reversed (returning).
20 New wardens on the way for golf club (2,7)
ST ANDREWS – Anagram (new) of [WARDENS] after ST{reet} (the way). We seem to have seen a lot of St Andrews recently.
23 Reflecting some merit, lasses feature on Scottish flag! (7)
SALTIRE – Reverse hidden answer in {m}ERIT, LAS{ses}.
24 One judge getting angry (5)
IRATE – I (one) and RATE (judge).
25 Promise without really delivering, at first (4)
WORD – WO (without) and R{eally} D{elivering} (at first – first letters).
26 Rush to NE, moving from different direction (8)
SOUTHERN – Anagram (moving) of [RUSH TO NE].
Down
1 Nearly all getting into animal doctor’s clean car (5)
VALET – VET (animal doctor) containing AL{l} (nearly all).
2 Country dwelling with animal enclosure outside over the top (7)
COTTAGE – CAGE (animal enclosure) outside OTT (Over The Top).
3 Very little weight carried by announcement (5)
OUNCE – Hidden in (carried by) {ann}OUNCE{ment}.
4 Where luggage goes as a precaution (2,4)
IN CASE – Where one would expect to find ones luggage – in a case!
6 Someone who has depression, missing daughter (5)
OWNER – {d}OWNER (downer, depression, missing D{aughter}).
7 Large stain ruined old pegs (7)
SPLODGE – Anagram (ruined) of [OLD PEGS].
8 Emperor’s carriage crossing sea to the north (6)
CAESAR – CAR (carriage) with SEA reversed inside it (crossing SEA ‘to the north’).
13 Deer spotted woodcutter (7)
BUCKSAW – BUCK (dear) and SAW (spotted). A BUCKSAW is a large saw with a blade set in an H-frame. The blade is tensioned by a chord across the opposite end of the H-frame to the blade.
14 Boy doing some spring-cleaning briefly (6)
DUSTIN – DUSTIN{g} – spring-cleaning (briefly – drop the last letter). Not sure why this is ‘boy’, most DUSTINS grow up to be men!
16 When to expect moisture, it’s said, on fruit (3,4)
DUE DATE – part homophone (it’s said) – DUE (sounds like DEW – moisture) on DATE (fruit).
17 Stare, with old boy turning up in summerhouse (6)
GAZEBO – GAZE (stare) and OB (old boy) reversed (turning up).
19 Row about Liberal alternative to Thatcher? (5)
TILER – TIER (row) containing (about) L{iberal}. A TILER is an alternative to a thatcher, for those of us not fortunate enough to live in a thatched cottage.
21 Meaning to join doctor, if time (5)
DRIFT – DR (doctor) IF (if) and T{ime}. Get my DRIFT?
22 Starts on some Kafka: a German yarn (5)
SKEIN – First letters (starts on) S[ome} K{afka} and EIN (a in German). A SKEIN is a standard length of yarn.
After raising an eyebrow over “case” for 4dn, I also wondered whether a “bow” on its own could be classed as a weapon. Eventually, I realised I was being an idiot – if you applied that logic you could say the same for a gun without bullets.
Other than that, some nice clues.
FOI – 1dn “Valet”
LOI – 16dn “Due Date”
COD – 19dn “Tiler” – this also raised a smile.
Thanks as usual!
Edited at 2021-10-14 01:03 pm (UTC)
FOI VICTORIA platform 1ac
LOI 5ac BOWS
COD 22ac SKEIN a German yam!? Sir Siegfried Kerning!
WOD 7dn SPLODGE! Christopher Columbus! I had no idea this word had not yet reached America!
Long bows may be primitive but modern long bows are laminated
All other bows are generally far more complex