Times Quick Cryptic 2001 by Teazel – what are you doing Dave?

Our odyssey through the pleasant terrain of Crosswordland continues with Teazel. Some of us spin through these adventures stately as a galleon while some – the sub 5 minuters – seem to be aboard a 25ac. For everyone it’s all about enjoying the journey. On the subject, I’ll be visiting (very new) family in USA for the next 4 weeks and plan to save all my time and energy for new Grandad duties – so thanks to whoever takes a step backwards later than the rest and so gets landed with the next 4 Tuesday QC blogs.

I found today’s puzzle to be an excellent QC. It was all gettable for me but I had to force several of the answers over the parsing line (which pushed me just over my 10 minutes) as I wasn’t sure enough of the definition to biff. 1ac, as LOI, was a case in point as I took a while to justify local store having that definition but ‘it just had to be’ given the parsing (although ‘cereal’ took a while too).

Good luck to all who choose to boldly go into this QC but take care – splitting ones infinitives (especially in infinity) can be fraught with danger.

Definitions are underlined.

Across
1 Check on cereal in local store (6)
BRANCH – check (CH) on cereal (BRAN). Well, it took me some time as mentioned above.
4 Ruler gives extremely tacky and intemperate speech (6)
TYRANT – (T)rick(Y), intemperate speech (RANT).
8 Wine is nastier when drunk (7)
RETSINA – anagram (when drunk) of nastier. In my early 20s on one of my first trips properly abroad (i.e by plane), I could only afford the cheap stuff – which couldn’t really have been any nastier – it tasted of what I imagine creosote would taste like.
10 Really excellent police officer (5)
SUPER – double definition,
11 Come across heartless devil (4)
FIND – heartless devil (FI)e(ND).
12 I’m pink, burning with love (8)
FLAMINGO – burning (FLAMING) with love (O). It’s a flamingos own fault – they do insist on eating algae and brine shrimps which contain carotonoids (to you and me that’s the stuff which make carrots orange and tomatoes go red).
14 Carpet a church, around cross (9)
AXMINSTER – a church (A MINSTER) around cross (X). Not ‘to tear a strip off’,  then but an actual carpet.
18 No heroes worked in such a small town (3-5)
ONE-HORSE – anagram (worked) of NO HEROES.
20 Be aware of hearing refusal (4)
KNOW – honmophone (hearing) of refusal – NO.
22 Arab in USA I’d relocated (5)
SAUDI – anagram (relocated) of USA ID – very appropriate as I’m going to relocate there temporarily.
23 Barrier at site entrance: parking, indeed with everyone (7)
PAYWALL – parking (P), indeed (AY) with (W) everyone (ALL). I had AYE for indeed but it looked awful so I looked closer and saw WITH. When I’d got the answer I was imaginging something like a barrier at a car park but, whilst blogging, I saw it was a web site subscription page.
24 What a setter, or anyone antisocial, may drop (6)
LITTER – Cryptic or double definition? Whatever it is, I liked it. A female setter dog having a litter and the inconsiderate who seem to think that their rubbish is not their problem.
25 Spaceship alien lands on Gibraltar? (6)
ROCKET – alien (ET) lands on Gibraltar (ROCK).
Down
1 Deprived female wearing cap (6)
BEREFT – female (F) in cap (BERET).
2 A new banknote’s to be announced, one feels (7)
ANTENNA – a (A), new (N) homophone (to be announced) of bank note – TENNER. Having never had one, I can’t personally vouch for the feeling properties of an antenna but I’m sure they fulfil this useful purpose.
3 Short piece of film has Conservative on edge (4)
CLIP – Conservative (C) on edge (LIP).
5 US park is which some yeti is roaming (8)

YOSEMITE – anagram (is roaming) of SOME YETI. Should the clue say IN which or IS which?

6 In a compound, small tree (5)
ASPEN – inside a (A) and compound (PEN) is small (S).
7 Getting up to dry fish (6)
TURBOT – all upwards – to (TO), dry (BRUT – as in sparkling wine).
9 Everything finishes convincingly (3,4,2)
ALL ENDS UP – evrything (ALL), finishes (ENDS UP). Beaten all ends up (which I hope you weren’t today).
13 I’m on the phone still (8)
IMMOBILE – I’m (IM) on top of phone (MOBILE). Some companies do seem to make it hard work to get through to a human being – I’m recently bruised by being caught in 40 minutes or so of automated options where sometimes you had to answer by voice (and didn’t get understood).
15 Was in charge of big bag for plunder (7)
RANSACK – was in charge of big bag (RAN SACK).
16 Inspector left a dainty piece of food (6)
MORSEL – inspector (MORSE), left (L). WOD dainty.
17 Silly person crosses one line in the half-dark (6)
TWILIT – silly person (TWIT) crosses one (I) and line (L).
19 First of teeth, perfect, coming up, do this? (5)
ERUPT – all coming upwards – (T)eeth, perfect (PURE). I suppose teeth do this when they first appear out of the gum.
21 One maintaining uprightness in wild orgy (4)
GYRO – anagram (wild) of ORGY. Marvellous surface to finish off – I suppose gyros do maintain uprightness but only whilst spinning.

72 comments on “Times Quick Cryptic 2001 by Teazel – what are you doing Dave?”

  1. Enjoyable puzzle and mo dodgy clues. PAYWALL crossed my mind quickly, but it took me ages to parse. Having lived in or near London for >80 years, I have heard ALL ENDS UP but am not sure what it means apart from literally, so it is probably a regional expression as suggested. FOI ONE HORSE, LOI BRANCH, COD GYRO.
  2. I struggled with this and came in at .9 of a Random 😉 Teazel is definitely one of the hardest setters, I find. The biggie didn’t take a great deal longer.
    I didn’t know ALL ENDS UP so that slowed me down quite a bit, and BRANCH took a while too. I liked ONE-HORSE and YOSEMITE.
    I’m in the anti-Retsina camp, and think ouzo is equally horrible! I do remember drinking Demestica in the Kolossi grill near Sadler’s Wells back in the day — cheap and cheerful but went well with the afelia. Probably would have been better on a Greek island in the sun though!
    FOI Tyrant
    LOI Branch
    COD Retsina
    Thanks Teazel and Chris — have a wonderful time with your family

  3. But evidently not.

    3 times longer than yesterday. Teazel always but always has me over a barrel, metaphorically speaking of course.

    North West was the main problem, but one of those puzzles where I’m always chasing my tail.

    Approx 10:20, but I’ve forgotten the exact time.

  4. Soundly beaten by Teazel today. Gave up after 31 with four in the NW still to get. Once I saw BRANCH on here, I quickly saw BEREFT and FIND, but I forgot that my CRIM for 3d was far from convincing as a short bit of film. Oh well. COD to TURBOT. Thanks Chris and Teazel.
  5. … to report a tie in the Random household. Despite my unusually fast time (reported earlier) Mrs R was never going to let me get the family point twice in a row. So, in a late solve, she conjoured up an identical solve to me — 17 minutes. Today might be the first day we have both escaped the SCC on the same day.
  6. Years ago our Gordon Setter had a litter of six lovely lively pups, with pin sharp teeth they sank into your fingers. Any road all ends up their new owners adored them.

    A fine teaser by Teazel with a gentle relaxing solve over 2h 17 min (!), which framed a very happy family Birthday dinner today.

  7. But TURBOT not parsed. Didn’t think of Brut for dry 🙄 so many thanks Chris. Found this very challenging, but pleased to finish, albeit really slowly. AXMINSTER, BRANCH and FLAMINGO took an age. Enjoyed the challenge. Thanks Teazel.

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