Times Cryptic No 28913 — Am I being trolled?

DNF (but well over 90 minutes). I have few words that can express the experience of having wrestled with this puzzle. I found this very, very difficult, barely putting in a single answer in 25 minutes. Perhaps I was just off the wavelength, but I think not. I can’t fathom how the setter was able to hide their meaning so cleverly.

I managed all but 9 across without aids, but needed help to get the last three letters. Quite a disappointing finish to an excellent puzzle.

Across
1 Foreign priest admitted by junior vaccinator? (6)
JABBER – ABBÉ (foreign priest) in JR (junior)
5 Old writer’s son leaving the navy with little speech (8)
TACITURN – TACITUS (old writer) has S (son) removed + RN (the navy)
9 Organ playing after the epistle [is] novel (5,5)
TITUS GROAN – anagram of ORGAN after TITUS (the epistle)

This is the one that got me. Obviously I had GROAN, but _ I _ U _ barely suggested anything to me, and I don’t know the book. (TITUS GROAN or the Bible.)

10 Old trousers / that go round on the carousel (4)
BAGS – double definition

The latter referring to the carousel at the airport, something I only realized now.

11 Cooperate with others in summons to table (3,5)
GET ALONG – ET AL (with others) in GONG (summons to table)

Thanks to vinyl for this parsing! I should start calling my kids to dinner with a gong…

12 Force one’s way to the end of American thoroughfare (6)
THRUST – THRU (to the end of, American) ST (thoroughfare)
13 Articles far removed from from armed conflict (4)
WARE – WARFARE (armed conflict) with FAR removed
15 A very tiny bit [of] excellent cheese (3,5)
TOP QUARK – TOP (excellent) QUARK (cheese)
18 Book pilgrimage, to return before motorway opens (8)
JEREMIAH – HAJ (pilgrimage) reversed, ERE (before) MI (motorway) inside (opens)

I figured out HAJ quite early, but this was one of my last in.

19 Republican tease traps back stabber (4)
DIRK – R (Republican) in KID (tease) reversed
21 Rough up apprentice coming in for employment (6)
TOUSLE – L (apprentice) in TO USE (for employment)

Didn’t know L = ‘apprentice’.

23 Hospitality worker with first-rate hair (8)
WAITRESS – W (with) A1 (first-rate) TRESS (hair)
25 Mediaeval work suffered damage, lots missing (4)
EDDA – hidden (lots missing) in SUFFERED DAMAGE

Embarrassed to say this one had me fooled for an eternity.

26 Commit to keep going forever, ready initially for university (10)
PERPETRATE – PERPETUATE (to keep going forever) with first letter of READY instead of U (university)
27 At home opening wine, a pipe (8)
CLARINET – IN (at home) in CLARET (wine)
28 Autocrat[’s] clear skin? (6)
DESPOT – DE-SPOT (clear skin?)
Down
2 Neckcloth [wanted] — I freeze (5)
AMICE – AM ICE (I freeze)
3 Upset then abuse Highlanders (9)
BHUTANESE – anagram of THEN ABUSE

Was very fooled.

4 Argument after a number of cars get bigger again (6)
REGROW – ROW (argument) after REG (a number of cars)
5 Rated bottom of class, / feared catastrophe (7,3,5)
THOUGHT THE WORST – double definition, the first literal, the second idiomatic
6 The cap on? Whipped off, perhaps, here (8)
CENOTAPH – anagram of THE CAP ON

One takes one’s cap off, perhaps, at a gravesite.

7 Murphy maybe, / who rides the underground? (5)
TUBER – double definition, ‘murphy’ being an informal term for ‘potato’
8 Doctor sticking point right in the behind (9)
REGISTRAR – GIST (point) R (right) in REAR (behind)

Very funny, although I did not know REGISTRAR in the ‘doctor’ meaning.

14 Pretentious, admitting one’s turning up with affected voice (9)
ADENOIDAL – LA-DI-DA (pretentious) around ONE reversed (turning up)

It was around the time I solved this clue that my mind blew up.

16 Prepared to fight: / where did I put the deodorant? (5,4)
UNDER ARMS – double definition, the latter very literally
17 Penalises wordplay long drawn out (8)
FINESPUN – FINES (penalises) PUN (wordplay)
20 Engine part, / the cracking choice of some Lilliputians (3,3)
BIG END – double definition

Various factions of the Lilliputians disagreed about which end of the egg to crack. I didn’t know either meaning of BIG END but it was possible to get from crossers.

22 One’s driving into the sun: a lift could be the alternative (5)
STAIR – I (one) in STAR (the sun)
24 Apply oneself [in] fierce contest (3,2)
SET TO – double definition

 

121 comments on “Times Cryptic No 28913 — Am I being trolled?”

  1. It took me ages to get properly started started on this. I got TITUS GROAN straight away, which helped. And I had the top and bottom rows quite quickly. After that it was a patient slog in 2 sessions. I have never heard of a TOP QUARK, but it had to be. Last one in AMICE – which I should have spotted earlier. 45 minutes

    1. Thank you, PlusJeremy, for saying this puzzle was hard; that’s encouraging and consoling for those of us just venturing ‘up’ from the QC!
      RoseCov

  2. Normally when I find something this hard I look on this site and see a time of 12m or so. I cannot tell you how relieved I am that even the crossword gods found this difficult. SW corner impossible for me, even though I knew Edda.

  3. Pleased to complete this in 36 mins but then I had a splurge of pink on submission. Apparently TATER and TOGS were wrong….

  4. 56:38 and proud of it! thought I was onto a winner when 1ac when straight in, and then nothing else did for ages… Quite a few I did not parse, and NHO AMICE, EDDA. QUARK as a cheese is new to me but the definition seemed quite clear. I just started reading TITUS GROAN to my daughter, so it was fresh in the mind. thanks Setter for a really fun puzzle! (and thanks Jeremy for giving it your best!)

  5. DNF. Gave up after 47m with only 80% solved. Among those I failed to spot was TOP QUARK, despite having a PhD in physics.

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