The leader board would suggest that this was not as tough as I made it in my 28 minutes of struggle, and I can’t really claim that I took it steady so as to parse everything. I didn’t. I did have a few misgivings over some of the definitions, though, which should be apparent from the remarks below.
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A curiosity of this one is the (probably record) number of clues which depend on the Nato alphabet.
I retain my practice of highlighting clues, definitions and SOLUTIONS
ACROSS
1 Very alcoholic party — something served in the can? (4,6)
HARD LABOUR So: very alcoholic is HARD (as in liquor) and party is LABOUR, and the definition is a cryptic reference to an enhancement of punishment in prison (slang: can) still practiced in surprisingly many nations.
6 Damage appeal when caryatid’s head is knocked off (4)
HARM Appeal is CHARM, remove the Caryatid’s head. You don’t need to know what a caryatid is.
9 Playmates upset about fine for something that was found in pit (6,4)
SAFETY LAMP Humphrey Davy’s life saving invention derived for us from the letters of PLAYMATES “upset” and F(ine)
10 Excellent American taking no exercise is feeling pain (4)
ACHY Ah yes, this is PEACHY (not only) American for excellent, with its PE (exercise) removed
12 Meeting in brief before court case that’s not begun (12)
INTERSECTION In: IN, brief: TERSE, court case ACTION, remove the first letter
15 Pochard is flying high (9)
RHAPSODIC The appropriate definition from Chambers is (of) an ecstatic utterance of feeling so “high” clings to that. The wordplay looks like an anagram, and is (flying) of POCHARD IS
17 Axis spy? No? Yes — German, not English (5)
NINJA So… the wordplay allows us to resurrect German Language 101, with NEIN and JA for yes and no, with no E(nglish). And yes, a ninja is one of a body of trained assassins and spies in feudal Japan (Chambers) and countless Jackie Chan movies. Axis? The best I can come up with is that Japan was one of the Axis powers (Germany and Italy the others) but I’m not convinced their spies were conspicuously ninjas.
18 Backing young man working as part of a network (5)
NODAL young man: LAD and working: ON spliced and reversed
19 Unwell during function — bodyguard’s showing a distinct lack of sense (9)
SILLINESS Unwell: ILL, ((trigonometric) function SINE and (still with the Axis) bodyguard: SS, Hitler’s elite troops
20 Resolve finally to refer upwards in school? (5,2,1,4)
BRING TO A HEAD A double definition
24 Mad king beheaded son (4)
NUTS Our king is CNUT (still better known and typographically safer as Canute) with his head missing and a S(on) attached
25 Large number returned without money as a final blow (2,3,2,3)
TO CAP IT ALL Rather simpler than the impossible version I originally assayed with END instead of CAP: money CAPITAL and large number: LOT “returned” “without” (here outside)
26 Invading Asiatic king is a fine figure of a man (4)
HUNK Your HUN is your invading Asiatic, and K stands for King.
27 Making correct in pronunciation to protect a stack of future memos? (7,3)
WRITING PAD Sounds like RIGHTING, and is protected by a PAD.
DOWN
1 Give over house to headless haunter (4)
HOST A rather elaborate definition, but it works. Your haunter is GHOST with its head, in time honoured fashion, missing.
2 Time to follow up on service for flying boat (4)
RAFT Service for flying: the RAF, T(ime) following. What you do with the “up” is optional.
3 Cease to care and get rid of personal sprite (3,7,2)
LET ONESELF GO In crossword where such phrases have one’s rather than your, ONE’S ELF would be the personal sprite. LET GO on the outside is a common euphemism for sack, make redundant, etc.
4 Bitterness about golf balls? (5)
BILGE Bitterness: BILE, golf Nato for G to be inserted. I’ll leave you to decide whether the definition is a little too vulgar, this not being Sunday.
5 Hard to listen to peacekeepers on “Oh, What a Lovely War”? (9)
UNMUSICAL Peacemakers: UN, the query on “Oh What a Lovely War” allows definition by example of a MUSICAL
7 One dealing with lots of upset EU reaction (10)
AUCTIONEER Once you recognise where the definition ends, simply upset EUREACTION
8 Unfortunate amnesia about that dressing (10)
MAYONNAISE Create an “unfortunate” version of AMNESIA and smear it tastefully around YON for that.
11 Examine row of birds from northern Europe (12)
SCANDINAVIAN An easy charade. Examine SCAN, row: DIN, of birds: AVIAN
13 Senior politicians take lead for seat (5,5)
FRONT BENCH Take lead: FRONT, seat: BENCH. Pretend not to see the “for”
14 Had composer of Peter Grimes promoting mariner’s end as cynical (4-6)
HARD BITTEN Composer of Peter Grimes is BRITTEN (watch for about 90% of choral societies in the UK performing his War Requiem in November this year). Stick the en claire HAD on the front while promoting the R from the end of mariner. The clue has some correspondence with the plot of the opera
16 Wash out club that has a dirty look (9)
DISCOLOUR Chambers gives “take away colour from” as one meaning, so that will do. Club is DISCO, and dirty look is LOUR.
21 Try tango, love (5)
HEART Tango is Nato for T, attached to try: HEAR.
22 Papa very angry over result of condensation (4)
DAMP and Papa is Nato for P tacked on to MAD for very angry, reversed
23 Stupid person is left trapped by hoax (4)
CLOD L(eft) in COD, which is not just a fish but also a hoax.
I was unconvinced by ‘ninja’ until I worked out the cryptic.
Laying off your elf? You’d better give him a good severance payment, or he’ll sue you!
Nice blog; clever clues; looking forward to seeing whomever is in NY and free later this evening.
Edited at 2018-03-15 03:46 am (UTC)
Last few took ages: intersection, writing pad, let oneself go, unmusical and LOI discolour.
Also couldn’t work out why give over house = host, the bodyguard or bilge for balls.
COD Scandinavian or let oneself go.
I think the Times is slipping if it has to sink to definitions such as 4dn and we had something similar last week, unless I’m confusing it with an ST puzzle where unfortunately such things have been acceptable (apparently) for a long time now. I use far worse myself so I don’t think I could be described as what is now termed a ‘snowflake’, but there are times and places etc, mutter mutter mutter…
On a point of pedantry, there is no such musical as “Oh, What a Lovely War”. It’s “Oh! What a Lovely War” or “Oh, What a Lovely War!” or even “Oh! What a Lovely War!” depending on which version one is referring to.
Edited at 2018-03-15 06:37 am (UTC)
A walk in the park at 18 minutes.
Would have been four minutes less had I not entered INTERSESSION at 12ac – INTERSECTION was my LOI.
FOI 1dn HOST
COD 15ac RHAPSODIC neat use of a duck!
WOD 4dn BILGE
Edited at 2018-03-15 07:08 am (UTC)
FOI 1d HOST. Enjoyed 11a SCANDINAVIAN, the misdirecting juxtaposition of “flying boat” in 2d and the NINJA at 17, though I’d have been less happy if there wasn’t a question mark there…
Thanks to setter and Z.
Edited at 2018-03-15 07:24 am (UTC)
Quite fun. MER at axis, not sure why that was there.
Mostly I liked: Scandinavians, safety lamp and the Disco lour.
Still on hols. Yesterday was Inverewe gardens and Gairloch.
Thanks setter and Z.
Defining a NINJA as an ‘axis spy’ is a bit like defining a musketeer as an EU soldier, but whevs.
Very much looking forward to seeing some of you in New York later. If I fall asleep at the table just buy me a drink.
Anyhow, COD to NINJA for me. I had the same reservations as others over the definition but I very much liked the play on NEIN and JA.
FOI 6A
LOI 24A (took a while to spot Cnut….again !)
COD 21D for its sheer economy.
I actually liked 4D – but then Private Eye’s crossword was a favourite of mine at one time.
Only biff was 10A – thanks to Z for enlightening me.
Today’s “duh” moment was when light finally dawned on 13D.
Liked NINJA, but wasn’t enamoured of HUNK. Why “Asiatic” ? The Huns and their various allies were from Central and Eastern Europe (the infamous Attila hailed from Hungary).
Oliver!
Twang!
and
Oklahoma!
I liked the BILGE clue too.
Enjoy the get-together those of you assembling in NYC.
Martin Hill
Otherwise quite fast but technically DNF.
Regards,
Richard
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