With a little tinkering, this could turn up in a couple of weeks as a TLS. Lots of Lit and Arts references, and decent, economical clues including an original-looking idea at 15 which works perfectly well. I managed to cruise through in a respectable tad-under-15 minutes, almost erasing the horrors of my bottom-of-the-table performance yesterday from the memory. The explanations below satisfy me, but rather unusually there may be several where an alternative construction may well be feasible
My usual conventions clue, definition, SOLUTION
Across
1. State capital not quite enough for Cathedral? (2,4)
ST PAUL The London Wren memorial (or possibly Melbourne’s cathedral) loses its S for the Minnesota State capital
4. Making fist of PE, avoiding usual runs? (3-5)
OFF PISTE An anagram (“making”, I think) of FIST OF PE for the boldly going version of skiing
10. The establishment no one has a pop at (9)
ORPHANAGE “So this Jewish kid kills both parents and pleads for clemency on the grounds he’s an orphan”, the classic definition of chutzpah. Because he has no father, or Pop, he’s given sympathetic accommodation in our answer.
11. Agitated old marshal clutching Bible (5)
NERVY The Marshal is Napoleon’s faithful Ney (except when it suited him), and the Bible is the R(evised) V(ersion), the 1881/5 authorised revision of the King James, still the only officially recognised revision. Put the one inside the other.
12. Children’s book: due to order one in the morning (4,7)
JUST WILLIAM Richmal Crompton’s opening salvo in an almost endless run of naughty boy stories. I’d always assumed Richmal was a he. Slightly embarrassing to discover the truth. The wordplay is, I think, due which gives JUST (think due reward), order which supplies WILL, and one in the morning which gives 1AM
14. Swimmer scaled gumtree, ascending rapidly at first (3)
GAR A relative of the pike (TLS 1159, blogged by me less than a week ago) and therefore a scaled swimmer, drawn from the first letters of Gumtree Ascending Rapidly
15. Red Cross first to attend to damage (7)
MARXIST X, cross, 1ST, first, MAR, damage. Rearrange.
17. No queen ultimately like a goddess (6)
HECATE An all purpose Goddess Macbeth had heard of. A queen is a lady cat, so not a queen is a HE CAT. Add the E from the end of like.
19. It falls at start of January, end of July and middle of September (6)
STRESS Just say the three months out loud. Nice.
21. Care with which the solver obtains qualification (4,3)
MIND YOU Care is MIND, and YOU is the solver. Mind you, that grammar looks wrong.
23. The works visit boycotted by clubs (3)
ALL Drawn from such as the great British breakfast, where “the works” means everything on the menu fried to within an inch of its edibility. Yum. And therefore ALL. Visit is CALL. Remove the C(lubs)
24. Abuse reputation and profession (4-7)
NAME CALLING In these sensitive days, mostly illegal. Reputation: NAME and profession: CALLING
26. Made contact on parking — this the result? (5)
PRANG Made contact RANG (as in telephoned) and P(arking) for the RAF slang, usually qualified as “wizard” for a crash.
27. Balkan who achieved greatness by stopping a lover drowning (9)
ALEXANDER And a merry chase this led me on. I had a background memory of Alexander saving someone from drowning, and though I could not see that as the mainspring of his fame, I had to look it up. Google, I can authoritatively report, knows no such tale. So yes, it’s X for by (maths and timber) inside (stopping) A LEANDER, Hero’s lover who died on one of his frequent swims across the Hellespont.
29. Prevent ideological displays this late in the day (8)
EVENTIDE Today’s hidden.
30. Returning every so often, rushes onto the island (6)
HONSHU Today’s every other letter, backwards in “rushes onto the”
Down
1. Turn up before start to compete at Hickstead? (8)
SHOW JUMP Hickstead is equestrianism’s premier site (at least in England). SHOW: turn up, JUMP: start (as in Major Jump).
2. Diarist’s life’s covering years (5)
PEPYS Diarist beginning with P, 5 letters. Hmmm. PEP is, I suppose, life, and YS an acceptable abbreviation for years.
3. On parts of the continent, a single girl (3)
UNA Several ways of parsing this, I’ll stick with a Spanish feminine single being UNA (paloma blanca?)
5. Style attributed to Rubens himself, originally (7)
FLEMISH Rubens was from Antwerp, the capital of Flanders, and therefore an anagram of HIMSELF, quite apart from being the leading figure in the Flemish Baroque style of painting. A rather decent self-referential clue.
6. Short cut parents put a stop to: a large crossing not available (6,5)
PANAMA CANAL Parsed properly only after submission. PA and MA are the parents, CAN is “put a stop to), A L(arge) tags on the back, and N(ot) A(vailable) goes where it’s most needed.
7. Moving a lot of dope — with good reason (9)
SPRIGHTLY With good reason is, of course RIGHTLY. The SP comes from the expression “what’s the SP?” (sc “starting price”) which morphed through slang into a request for information, gen, DOPE. Best I can do.
8. Extremes of endurance long ago for a friend to bear (6)
EEYORE Who was a friend to Pooh Bear. First and last of Endurance, and YORE (as in days of) for long ago.
9. Scoundrel ordered sailor uprising (3,3)
BAD LOT Ordered is TOLD, sailor A(ble) S(eaman), all reversed.
13. Chess champion? (5,6)
WHITE KNIGHT Essentially a CD. “A person who rescues a company from an unwanted takeover bid” (Chambers), so a champion who rides to the rescue.
16. Get back when expected: I subsequently returned (9)
RETALIATE When expected: ETA, I: I, subsequently LATER, all reversed.
18. High point of month: girlfriend meeting artist, posh (8)
JUNGFRAU Month JUN(e), girlfriend GF, artist RA, posh: U. The whole a mountain in the Alps, 4,158 metres, so definitely a high point.
20. Racism upset daughter in mobile phone store (3,4)
SIM CARD one storage device on a mobile phone. Anagram of RACISM and D(aughter)>
21. What stand-up comedian holds vital — and which satirist takes? (6)
MICKEY Your stand-up holds on to the MIC for dear life, and it’s KEY, vitally important.
22. Maybe weekly case containing food and flyer (6)
MAGPIE I liked “case holding food” for PIE, and your MAG may indeed be weekly.
25. Asian banker’s great effort to avoid tax (5)
INDUS See “banker” in a crossword, think river. INDUStry is great effort, and loses try for tax.
28. Song and dance act led by foremost of artistes (3)
ADO Act is do, tag onto the first letter of Athletes.
I considered SaP, and I think it has plausibility, and is one of my alternative interpretations noted in my “forward”. My hesitation is that “some of/not all of” clues tend to to indicate dropping the last letter, rather than one from the middle. However, if you don’t know the “What’s the SP?”phrase, and it’s certainly a bit period, it’s also incomprehensible.
For a long time I thought that the inverted sailor must be ‘rat’, which didn’t help matters, and I biffed ‘retaliate’ thinking it involved inserting an ‘i’ into ‘late’. At least I had heard of all the answers save ‘Just William’, which is quite amenable to guessing.
I completed this in 35 minutes but needed extra time to parse PANAMA CANAL and forgot to revisit 27 to work out its finer details.
It was handy that ST PAUL, Minnesota, came up in a puzzle I blogged on 31 January.
I’m not entirely convinced by GF = girlfriend as it’s not in any of the usual sources, although for some reason Collins have felt the need to advise their readers that GFE stands for Girlfriend Experience, a special service offered to clients by some members of the oldest profession.
I was thrown for a while by rat/tar in 9a.
Couldn’t parse 12a order = will?
Scaled swimmer I have noted down for the future.
I didn’t know the mountain at 18d, but with ___gfrau I guessed jun as the most likely month.
My favourite clues were 26a prang,19a stress and 8d Eeyore.
Thank you z for the blog
I had SPEAKEASY at 10ac for a while but ORPHANAGE was an even better answer!
LOI 19a which certainly gave me some.
I have no idea what “leading div” means in the Rubens clue: must have nodded off. Let’s say it’s a trendy word that means “developer”, or “divo”, then I won’t have to edit it and watch my spacing go haywire.
Great crossie, loads of pdms as the definitions finally showed themselves. Not too much GK, and what there was was fairly clued. Finished it all in 22mins (maybe a pb?), despite not knowing anything about what goes on at Hickstead or Leander’s watery fate.
What falls on the first syllable of January, the last of July, and the middle of September? The stress does.
For September my pronunciation has equal stress on all three syllables.
Therefore WOD PISTE-OFF!
I think on September you’re pretty much on your own. Try typing September pronounce into Google and the results are consistently pro stress on second syllable. It’s one of those somewhat original clues which raises a smile if you get it and a grimace if you don’t. Unlucky!
I await until Sunday when the word FLACCID will arise!
If you wish to attack the second syllable of September, then please do so. It vindicates nothing. Not nice – nasty.
Not asking you to like the clue: de wossname no thingy and all that. I do think the premise of the clue stands up: I think it’s impossible to maintain that the pronunciation of September doesn’t stress the second syllable. All the major sources are in agreement
I wish I’d had time to push on; I was three quarters of the way through, but remembering things like HECATE (or even “queen” for the cat) and Marshall Ney only vaguely from previous crosswords—and not knowing where Rubens was from—this could have taken me a good long time.
Glad to have correctly biffed ALEXANDER, worked out what happens at Hickstead, and got the cunning SIM CARD definition, at least.
Liked HECATE, STRESS and FLEMISH. Biffed ALEXANDER and forgot to go back and parse it!
Great blog z8
Edited at 2017-02-16 10:44 am (UTC)
In 2 down you don’t need YS as an abbreviation for years. “Life’s covering years” is PEP’S covering Y.
In 9 down AB is not A(ble) S(eaman) but A(ble) B(odied) seaman.
DavidB
I found the puzzle pretty tough, and when I had several unconnected answers left at the end I feared I wasn’t going to finish, but gradually STRESS, ORPHANAGE, MAGPIE and MARXIST fell just leaving me with the goddess. An unparsed HECATE rang a vague bell, allowing me not to repeat a wrongly biffed LOI like yesterday.
Something of a biff-fest for me, this, so I think I missed the finer points. Still fun though.
I am on my way home from Disneyland Paris, where I met 8dn earlier. The kids enjoyed it, but I can’t say it was my cup of tea. I’m lucky though: I travel a lot so I often get to stand in long queues at passport control. And they don’t even charge!
Still, travelling only by choice will be nice.
Edited at 2017-02-16 09:30 pm (UTC)
JFR
Good point well made!
And proof positive that one can construct a good crossword without searching the obscure reaches of the OED.
Mr Editor, if you are reading this, more like this, please!
FOI St Paul, LOI Magpie, COD Marxist (which held me up for ages, although looking back, I can’t fathom why).
Edited at 2017-02-16 07:38 pm (UTC)
No probs with the well-known SP, but have never heard of Hickstead. Resolved after a few checkers went in, helped by the fact that it sounds like a place were they’d do that sort of thing.
Thanks setter and Z. Great blog. Fascinated by the possibility that any English-speaker could pronounce September with the stress on anything but the middle syllable.
(Sorry this comment is a bit late. I got caught up in something else I really had to finish last night, and was so exhausted by the end of it that I completely forgot.)