Bonus points for rekindling fond memories of the 1987 BBC adaptation alluded to in the blog title; COD goes to the chucklesome 17d (at that price, I’ll take two!) with the vegan-friendly surface of 18ac earning runner-up status. Thank you to the setter for a gentle close to the working week!
Definitions underlined in italics, (ABC)* indicating anagram of ABC, {} deletions and [] other indicators.
Across
1 Efficient assistant in office gets message sent round (7)
CAPABLE – P.A. in CABLE
5 Someone in boat heard birds (5)
COCKS – homophone of COX
9 An occupant of Oxford maybe on the way (5)
AFOOT – A FOOT occupies a shoe, which could be an Oxford
10 Acolyte of a Swiss hero kept in place (9)
SATELLITE – A TELL in SITE
11 Italian boss and minister holding on (7)
PADRONE – ON in PADRE
12 Gangster and policeman work together — and drink (7)
ALCOPOP – AL (Capone) + COP + OP
13 Unacceptable behaviour through educational institution — three leaders sacked (10)
PERVERSITY – PER {uni}VERSITY
15 Nonsense, and vulgar, mostly (4)
CRUD – CRUD{e}
18 This biryani is sent back — bones in it! (4)
RIBS – hidden reversed in {thi}S BIR{yani}
20 Those hoping for job open a paper with ads for teachers (10)
CANDIDATES – CANDID + A T.E.S. (Times Educational Supplement)
23 Poor actor to make fun of Drake’s resting place? (7)
HAMMOCK – HAM to MOCK, making a sailing man’s bed
24 One to map out place right for queen to inhabit (7)
PLANNER – ANNE in PL R
25 Being a yes man presumably to get advancement (9)
PROMOTION – if you voted yes you were probably PRO the MOTION
26 One’s thrown out material, time and time again discarded (5)
EXILE – {t}EX{t}ILE
27 Little person to jerk, dropping whiskey (5)
TITCH – T{w}ITCH
28 Sound boisterous in exclamation of surprise — one may have got an award (7)
GRANTEE – RANT in GEE!
Down
1 Food the German provided — a possible first course? (7)
CHOWDER – CHOW + DER to make a soup course
2 Help root out someone who may be stuck underground after accident? (8)
POTHOLER – (HELP ROOT*)
3 Strike animal — its energy will decline (5)
BASTE – BEAST with its E sinking to the bottom. Not the commonest meaning of baste, these days
4 Old religious piece journalist hacked out? (9)
EXTRACTED – EX + TRACT + ED
5 Revolutionary resin — one firm makes this material (6)
CALICO – reversed LAC + I + CO.
6 Vessel that is used by barber (7)
CLIPPER – double def
7 Having a great inclination to get soaked (5)
STEEP – double def
8 Music-maker to chirp aboard barge travelling around (8)
BAGPIPER – PIP in (BARGE*)
14 Securing looped cloth around cut (9)
SHACKLING – HACK in SLING
16 Gave an account of missing bishop being caught sight of (8)
DESCRIED – DESCRI{b}ED
17 Next-door shop’s offer for extremely cheap formal attire (8)
ADJACENT – Bargain formalwear! A DJ – A CENT!
19 Make homeless crowd turn up ahead of fight (4,3)
BOMB OUT – reversed MOB + BOUT
21 Character collecting money for subscription scheme (7)
TONTINE – TIN in TONE. “An annuity shared by subscribers to a loan or common fund, the shares increasing as subscribers die until the last survivor enjoys the whole income”, so apparently designed with Agatha Christie novel plots firmly in mind
22 Pagan divinity of moon manifest round end of April (6)
MOLOCH – MOOCH around {apri}L
23 House in position that may cause subsidence? Don’t hang around! (3,2)
HOP IT – HO. on top of PIT
24 Criticise American lawyer for being a beast (5)
PANDA – PAN D.A.
David
FOI Ribs
LOI Tontine
COD Adjacent
Otherwise I liked it, finding the cluing just tricksy enough and the not quite known senses of words just close enough to what I did know to work.
But PERVERSITY was then DESCRIED
Because COCKS was a dud,
Just some more birdy CRUD
And the setter is thus vilified
Satellite proved troublesome but only because I thought of stoop as the crosser before realising my mistake.
Enjoyed it so thanks setter.