Bonus points for rekindling fond memories of the 1987 BBC adaptation alluded to in the blog title; COD goes to the chucklesome 17d (at that price, I’ll take two!) with the vegan-friendly surface of 18ac earning runner-up status. Thank you to the setter for a gentle close to the working week!
Definitions underlined in italics, (ABC)* indicating anagram of ABC, {} deletions and [] other indicators.
Across
1 Efficient assistant in office gets message sent round (7)
CAPABLE – P.A. in CABLE
5 Someone in boat heard birds (5)
COCKS – homophone of COX
9 An occupant of Oxford maybe on the way (5)
AFOOT – A FOOT occupies a shoe, which could be an Oxford
10 Acolyte of a Swiss hero kept in place (9)
SATELLITE – A TELL in SITE
11 Italian boss and minister holding on (7)
PADRONE – ON in PADRE
12 Gangster and policeman work together — and drink (7)
ALCOPOP – AL (Capone) + COP + OP
13 Unacceptable behaviour through educational institution — three leaders sacked (10)
PERVERSITY – PER {uni}VERSITY
15 Nonsense, and vulgar, mostly (4)
CRUD – CRUD{e}
18 This biryani is sent back — bones in it! (4)
RIBS – hidden reversed in {thi}S BIR{yani}
20 Those hoping for job open a paper with ads for teachers (10)
CANDIDATES – CANDID + A T.E.S. (Times Educational Supplement)
23 Poor actor to make fun of Drake’s resting place? (7)
HAMMOCK – HAM to MOCK, making a sailing man’s bed
24 One to map out place right for queen to inhabit (7)
PLANNER – ANNE in PL R
25 Being a yes man presumably to get advancement (9)
PROMOTION – if you voted yes you were probably PRO the MOTION
26 One’s thrown out material, time and time again discarded (5)
EXILE – {t}EX{t}ILE
27 Little person to jerk, dropping whiskey (5)
TITCH – T{w}ITCH
28 Sound boisterous in exclamation of surprise — one may have got an award (7)
GRANTEE – RANT in GEE!
Down
1 Food the German provided — a possible first course? (7)
CHOWDER – CHOW + DER to make a soup course
2 Help root out someone who may be stuck underground after accident? (8)
POTHOLER – (HELP ROOT*)
3 Strike animal — its energy will decline (5)
BASTE – BEAST with its E sinking to the bottom. Not the commonest meaning of baste, these days
4 Old religious piece journalist hacked out? (9)
EXTRACTED – EX + TRACT + ED
5 Revolutionary resin — one firm makes this material (6)
CALICO – reversed LAC + I + CO.
6 Vessel that is used by barber (7)
CLIPPER – double def
7 Having a great inclination to get soaked (5)
STEEP – double def
8 Music-maker to chirp aboard barge travelling around (8)
BAGPIPER – PIP in (BARGE*)
14 Securing looped cloth around cut (9)
SHACKLING – HACK in SLING
16 Gave an account of missing bishop being caught sight of (8)
DESCRIED – DESCRI{b}ED
17 Next-door shop’s offer for extremely cheap formal attire (8)
ADJACENT – Bargain formalwear! A DJ – A CENT!
19 Make homeless crowd turn up ahead of fight (4,3)
BOMB OUT – reversed MOB + BOUT
21 Character collecting money for subscription scheme (7)
TONTINE – TIN in TONE. “An annuity shared by subscribers to a loan or common fund, the shares increasing as subscribers die until the last survivor enjoys the whole income”, so apparently designed with Agatha Christie novel plots firmly in mind
22 Pagan divinity of moon manifest round end of April (6)
MOLOCH – MOOCH around {apri}L
23 House in position that may cause subsidence? Don’t hang around! (3,2)
HOP IT – HO. on top of PIT
24 Criticise American lawyer for being a beast (5)
PANDA – PAN D.A.
Today I cashed-in after an hour. I ended up with 2 errors..I bunged in GHASTLY at 28ac nb Mr Setter is a far better word than GRANTEE
At 21dn l preferred TENUITY to TONTINE, which I believed was The Lone Ranger’s brand of chewing gum.
FOI 24dn PANDA
(LOI) 26ac EXILE
COD 15ac CRUD
WOD GHASTLY — it’s funny how bagpipes turn-up to ruin one’s morning. Madge has ‘em for breaker!
Over you Mr. Myrtilus!
COD steep.
Time: 43 minutes.
I’d heard of the Times Educational Supplement, but not known that TES was an acceptable abbreviation for it, hence CANDIDATES was unparsed, so thanks again V.
I toyed with HAMMOON at 23a. Mooning being mockery performed by an ass. And isn’t there a west country town of this name where Sir Frank might have been buried? Except he wasn’t. I see he died of dysentery in Panama and was buried at sea in a lead coffin with his cousin Admiral Sir John Hawkins on 27 January 1596.
35:52
Other than that I didn’t know the figurative meaning of CRUD, nor BASTE other than as a culinary term, and I failed to parse ADJACENT.
Edited at 2022-01-28 05:32 am (UTC)
Didn’t know about the poem, oft set to music, referred to by “Drake’s” but looked it up after writing the answer. Everyone must know the verse over there, as the blog did not mention it, but I didn’t need the reference to the famous Francis to get HAMMOCK from “resting place.”
Was hesitant to write in ADJACENT, though it seemed obvious, because I didn’t remember that DJ can mean “dinner jacket.”
I had the NE and SW filled in first, and NE was last to fall.
Edited at 2022-01-28 09:28 pm (UTC)
MOLOCH was a good clue but COD, as Verlaine says, to ADJACENT.
Definitely not easy, though.
Sad to hear of Barry Cryer’s passing. One commenter in The Times offered this from among B.C.’s many gags:
“I was once asked by a female reporter for an example of a double entendre, so I gave her one.”
Edited at 2022-01-28 07:30 am (UTC)
Glen.
Edited at 2022-01-28 08:30 am (UTC)
Moloch the heavy judger of men!
How apt. 25 mins pre-brekker having devised Moloch. I thought the extra distraction of ‘manifest’ was a bit tricksy if intentional.
I liked Candidates, but can see that TES is a bit tricksy too.
Thanks setter and V.
Thanks V and setter.
I was pleased to be able to ninja-turtle in a couple of places, knowing “si PADRONE!” as a regular phrase from Stiletto the evil crow in Danger Mouse and MOLOCH from the eponymous Blake’s 7 episode. I also only knew TONTINE from Chris Fowler’s The Darkest Day, whose plot revolves around a Victorian TONTINE with a side-helping of clockwork and zombies…
Anyway. It’s possible that this was a lot easier for those of a more classical education!
Steady solve.
Back in the 70s and 80s the TES used to come out on Fridays, and everyone would make a beeline for the jobs section, which at certain times of the year was thicker than the actual Times Ed itself. Even the grimmest jobs were scrubbed up to sound irresistible in the ads, and so Fridays were all about planning the great escape. Frying pans and fires, of course, but you could still dream 🙂
Thanks, v.
Edited at 2022-01-28 09:16 am (UTC)
Didn’t like the CANDIDATES clue: too many words. From memory, there are times in the year when the TES has virtually no ads for teachers.
PONZI, of course, didn’t fit, so eventually I settled for the TOTNINE (marshes?) and EXILE was my last in – too many possibilities for the vague material with (probably) two Ts.
Oh, and BASTE for strike? Too many possible animals for a word that has pretty much lost that meaning.
Mood, as Horryd would say, Meldrew.
Edited at 2022-01-28 10:40 am (UTC)
Thanks to Verlaine and setter.
My wife can play the bagpipes, but being a decent sort, she doesn’t.
A tontine is at the centre of one of my favourite films, The Wrong Box, based on an R.L. Stevenson story.
Thanks to Verlaine and the setter.
Edit: Just noticed its Latin name: Moloch Horrydus
Edited at 2022-01-28 12:51 pm (UTC)
gothic-mutt and chlamydia are both in detention and have lost their privileges.
Meldrew
Also glad to see I am not alone in fondly remembering The Wrong Box, a film which is based around the hazards of the tontine, and the incentive it can give for Person A rather wishing Person B would hurry up and die.
Edited at 2022-01-28 12:12 pm (UTC)
I rather liked the clues to AFOOT and PROMOTION.
Gill D
Both from the Bible and from Allen Ginsberg’s Howl:
What sphinx of cement and aluminum bashed open their skulls and ate up their brains and imagination?
Moloch! Solitude! Filth! Ugliness! Ashcans and unobtainable dollars! Children screaming under the stairways! Boys sobbing in armies! Old men weeping in the parks!
Moloch! Moloch! Nightmare of Moloch! Moloch the loveless! Mental Moloch! Moloch the heavy judger of men!
Moloch the incomprehensible prison! Moloch the crossbone soulless jailhouse and Congress of sorrows! Moloch whose buildings are judgment! Moloch the vast stone of war! Moloch the stunned governments!
ET CETERA
Edited at 2022-01-28 03:39 pm (UTC)
I didn’t find this as easy as our blogger makes out.
BASTE (my first thought but wondered if BESET (Beest with a dropped E) was a possibility), DESCRIED (I was trying to make OBSERVED fit somehow before deciding that there was nothing else that Nonsense could be than CRUD), TONTINE and MOLOCH were all unknowns and took painstaking minutes to piece together then check and re-check before submitting.
MER at the definition at 23a. Like z8 I thought it unlikely that Drake had to sleep in a HAMMOCK and it seems he didn’t.
David
FOI Ribs
LOI Tontine
COD Adjacent
Otherwise I liked it, finding the cluing just tricksy enough and the not quite known senses of words just close enough to what I did know to work.
But PERVERSITY was then DESCRIED
Because COCKS was a dud,
Just some more birdy CRUD
And the setter is thus vilified
Satellite proved troublesome but only because I thought of stoop as the crosser before realising my mistake.
Enjoyed it so thanks setter.