Times 27999 – a gentle end to the 27th millenium.

I would have come close to a PB with this puzzle, until I was slowed down by the 23d and 26a crossers, and 21a which required all the alternate letters in place before I saw what was needed. Two long anagrams can get you off to a fast start. I was a little uncomfortable with the definition at 21a.
EDIT: it seems I was lucky, or just on particularly good form, as most people below found this hard! It’s unusual for me to be speedier than most, but even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then.

Across
1 Fortunate I am on horse: no fun here on bike? (12)
COBBLESTONES – COB (kind of horse) BLEST (fortunate) ONES (I am, one’s).
9 Chinese switch positions in capital (5)
HANOI – HAN for Chinese, O and I for off and on positions.
10 Grasping toff has a heart of gold? (5,4)
MEANS WELL – MEAN (grasping) SWELL (toff).
11 Driving competitively, squeezing teammate into roundabout, perhaps (8)
RALLYING – ALLY (teammate) inside RING = roundabout perhaps.
12 Firm resistance: read all about it (6)
STURDY – R for resistance inside STUDY = read.
13 Your extremely evil master’s twisted jesting (8)
DROLLERY – All reversed (twisting): YR (your) EL (ends of EviL) LORD (master).
15 To be ranked worse than F went down badly (6)
GRATED – if you’re G RATED you’re worse than F.
17 Perhaps designer garments last for one season — gets darker clothes (6)
DENIMS – E N the last letters of one season, inside DIMS = gets darker.
18 Won’t share: had to drink initially enormous amount of alcohol (8)
HOGSHEAD – If you HOG sometning you’re not keen to share it; so HOGS = won’t share, HAD has E = initially enormous, inserted. A hogshead is a big barrel, its actual volume seems to depend on whether it is for wine, beer, or spirits. 54 gallons for beer, 63 for wine, usually.
20 Memory returning, fool is in confused state (6)
MORASS – ROM (read only memory) reversed, ASS = fool.
21 Frenchman’s duck, caught by a favourite opener (8)
APERIENT – a bit obtuse and my LOI. A PET = a favourite, insert RIEN which means nothing in French. An aperient is a laxative, hence an “opener” of a sort.
24 Old browser I rejected as you are texting way ahead (9)
STEGOSAUR – ST (way, ahead meaning first part of the answer); EGO (I), SA (rejected as) UR (you are in text language).
25 Having got bigger reaction to bad joke perhaps when broadcast (5)
GROWN – sounds like GROAN = reaction to bad joke.
26 Going through endlessly harsh part of mountain, note it took its toll (6,6)
SEVERN BRIDGE – SEVER(E) = endlessly harsh, RIDGE = part of mountain, N.B. = note is inserted (“going through”). I had the bridge bit a while before seeing which bridge we were talking about. The first Severn Bridge was a toll bridge from its opening in 1966 to 2018 when it became “free to enter Wales”.

Down
1 Girl in school stuck with another (7)
COHERED – HER (girl) inside CO-ED (school).
2 Having burned oneself very badly, an anxious case (6,2,6)
BUNDLE OF NERVES – (BURNED ONESELF V)*.
3 Neglect to send out Times: they haven’t taken orders (5)
LAITY – LAXITY = neglect, remove the X = times.
4 House not ever needed as college (8)
SEMINARY – SEMI (semi-detached house) NARY meaning never a one.
5 Female avoiding wife’s state (4)
OMAN – WOMAN loses W for wife.
6 Do they spread the cost of a superficial education? (4,5)
EASY TERMS – witty cryptic definition.
7 Shy contender, he turned out founder of a dynasty (5,3,6)
HENRY THE SECOND – (SHY CONTENDER HE)*. First king of the House of Plantagenet, 1154 to 1189.
8 You being laid in earth was excessively sickening (6)
CLOYED – YE = you inside CLOD = earth.
14 Rock and roll single gripping me (9)
LIMESTONE – LIST (roll) ONE (single) has ME inserted.
16 Composer’s astonishing feat, in captivating monarch (8)
COUPERIN – COUP =astonishing feat, ER = monarch, IN. French baroque composer, François Couperin.
17 Prosecutor not to reveal being a silk (6)
DAMASK – DA (district attorney) MASK (not to reveal).
19 Period of relaxation having taking a knock largely with alien invasion (7)
DETENTE – DENTE(D) = taken a knock largely, insert ET the usual ‘alien’.
22 I hear you pulled up some more gorse (5)
ROGER – hidden reversed as above.
23 Worry as distinct period of change announced (4)
FAZE – sounds like “phase” = distinct period of change. Collins gives FAZE: to disconcert, worry, disturb. I suspect many people use the word in this sense meaning worry thinking it is spelt ‘phase’.

65 comments on “Times 27999 – a gentle end to the 27th millenium.”

  1. Tough, and a DNF on aperient, which I was never going to get. Saw a pet, but couldn’t think of a French word for duck or zero, and didn’t know the laxative.
    Apart from that one, clues were hard but fair.
  2. Longest solve for a while. Thankfully no errors, but was anxious when submitting. Thought COBBLESTONES construction and def were delightful. Slow and not convincingly steady progress throughout but all fair in the end. Thx to setter and romping blogger.
  3. Read the opening comment. Dived in. Much scratching of head later, i finished with FAZE.

    Hardest ive ever seen through to the end without giving up. Quite pleased with myself.

    56 mins.

  4. Well obviously I was never in any danger of breaking a PB on a satisfying puzzle which required plenty of thought. Felt pleased to have worked my way successfully through it piece by piece – one of those where everything you need is there…eventually.
  5. DNF gave up on the hour, fed up with staring at -A-E and thinking; they could have had an easier clue than this, surely. I was a BUNDLE OF NERVES at the end. Crossed the Severn Bridge many times and never could work out why there was only a toll on one side! I had a friend who went TO Wales via Gloucester and back via The bridge. Mean sod.
    Congrats to Pip, I really struggled, thankfully like some others.
  6. Gave up with 7 clues outstanding. Relieved that the SNITCH might be not quite accurate, as it was rated relatively easy.
    Will keep plodding on.
    1. SNITCH is not working today so I’m guessing you did the same as I did initially which was to look at the latest rating, which is in fact for yesterday.
  7. ….and an enjoyable workout after a slow start. Thanks to Pip for parsing STEGOSAUR. I must have heard of COUPERIN somewhere, as he gave me little trouble.

    FOI DENIMS
    LOI HOGSHEAD
    COD COBBLESTONES
    TIME 14:37

  8. Definitely not easy!! But extremely glad I’m not the only one that found it so.

    Still only half-completed after 45 minutes until COBBLESTONES hit me with four checkers (though I had initially thought 1d might be CLASSED). That more or less helped to complete the rest of the NW and I was just left with CLOYED, STURDY, FAZE and the impossible COUPERIN (who? — had to cheat with this as no idea) and APERIENT which I gingerly pieced together with a shrug.

  9. Struggled for about an hour then threw the towel in. Having seen the blog, I’m glad I did as I’d still have been struggling with lots of unknowns this time next week. Well done to all who cracked it, and especially to our near-PBing blogger.
  10. Maybe my brain was frazzled by playing golf in the scorching sun today but I found this tough. 36.20 with no better than clunking progress. That’s not to say I didn’t enjoy it, felt a real sense of achievement when I finally finished. A number of very good clues I thought with stegosaur, aperient, cobblestones and hogshead to the fore. LOI with a great deal of relief was faze.
    Thx setter and blogger.
  11. 54.50. Strewth! I found that very tough and was pleased to finish all correct in the end.
  12. Extraordinary that our blogger was close to a pb. I was wondering whether this was the hardest puzzle I’ve ever attempted at one point

    The w/p was tough to untangle in many places such as STEGOSAUR which together with the first half of the BRIDGE and FAZE were the three I didnt get.

    Did get APERIENT from w/p and COUPERIN quite early but everything else was like pulling teeth. Thought of every crossword synonym for horse apart from COB; not sure I’ve heard of EASY TERMS; DROLLERY eventually constructed

    I like a tough challenge but not sure I enjoyed this one too much

    Thanks Pip and setter

  13. I know it’s late to comment but I’ve actually been out with friends for an Indian meal and drink in a pub for the first time in 16 months. When I saw the bloggers reference to an almost personal best I had to recheck the date to make sure we were talking about the same puzzle. I found this incredibly hard and almost gave up several times. I finally finished in 60 minutes having done an alphabet trawl to get FAZE, my LOI. Whew…
  14. When I saw pipkirby’s PB comment and ease of completion, I was about to throw in a second towel after the first thrown in over the puzzle itself. Such a relief to read the comments following about how hard it was. Didn’t get started on this. Well, I got one, RALLYING at 11ac, which I’m relieved to see was correct, at least. Going back to the blog now to try to learn something….
  15. I didn’t get time to comment yesterday, but I found this fairly tough. Looking at the rest of the comments, I didn’t do too badly, except that I got totally stuck on my LOI APERIENT, where I lost patience, having got as far as APER_E_T, and looked it up. NHO the laxative. Annoying as I’d managed all the other obscurities. 42:35 with a lookup. Thanks Pip.
  16. No way was this gentle! To solve this speedily a modicum of specialised knowledge was needed in the fields of pharmacy (21 ac.), French language (also 21 ac.), English history (7 dn.), palaeontology (24 ac.) and Chinese ethnicity (9ac. — Han can be either the dynasty or an ethnicity). The other clues were challenging, but, nevertheless. fair game.

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