Times 27999 – a gentle end to the 27th millenium.

I would have come close to a PB with this puzzle, until I was slowed down by the 23d and 26a crossers, and 21a which required all the alternate letters in place before I saw what was needed. Two long anagrams can get you off to a fast start. I was a little uncomfortable with the definition at 21a.
EDIT: it seems I was lucky, or just on particularly good form, as most people below found this hard! It’s unusual for me to be speedier than most, but even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then.

Across
1 Fortunate I am on horse: no fun here on bike? (12)
COBBLESTONES – COB (kind of horse) BLEST (fortunate) ONES (I am, one’s).
9 Chinese switch positions in capital (5)
HANOI – HAN for Chinese, O and I for off and on positions.
10 Grasping toff has a heart of gold? (5,4)
MEANS WELL – MEAN (grasping) SWELL (toff).
11 Driving competitively, squeezing teammate into roundabout, perhaps (8)
RALLYING – ALLY (teammate) inside RING = roundabout perhaps.
12 Firm resistance: read all about it (6)
STURDY – R for resistance inside STUDY = read.
13 Your extremely evil master’s twisted jesting (8)
DROLLERY – All reversed (twisting): YR (your) EL (ends of EviL) LORD (master).
15 To be ranked worse than F went down badly (6)
GRATED – if you’re G RATED you’re worse than F.
17 Perhaps designer garments last for one season — gets darker clothes (6)
DENIMS – E N the last letters of one season, inside DIMS = gets darker.
18 Won’t share: had to drink initially enormous amount of alcohol (8)
HOGSHEAD – If you HOG sometning you’re not keen to share it; so HOGS = won’t share, HAD has E = initially enormous, inserted. A hogshead is a big barrel, its actual volume seems to depend on whether it is for wine, beer, or spirits. 54 gallons for beer, 63 for wine, usually.
20 Memory returning, fool is in confused state (6)
MORASS – ROM (read only memory) reversed, ASS = fool.
21 Frenchman’s duck, caught by a favourite opener (8)
APERIENT – a bit obtuse and my LOI. A PET = a favourite, insert RIEN which means nothing in French. An aperient is a laxative, hence an “opener” of a sort.
24 Old browser I rejected as you are texting way ahead (9)
STEGOSAUR – ST (way, ahead meaning first part of the answer); EGO (I), SA (rejected as) UR (you are in text language).
25 Having got bigger reaction to bad joke perhaps when broadcast (5)
GROWN – sounds like GROAN = reaction to bad joke.
26 Going through endlessly harsh part of mountain, note it took its toll (6,6)
SEVERN BRIDGE – SEVER(E) = endlessly harsh, RIDGE = part of mountain, N.B. = note is inserted (“going through”). I had the bridge bit a while before seeing which bridge we were talking about. The first Severn Bridge was a toll bridge from its opening in 1966 to 2018 when it became “free to enter Wales”.

Down
1 Girl in school stuck with another (7)
COHERED – HER (girl) inside CO-ED (school).
2 Having burned oneself very badly, an anxious case (6,2,6)
BUNDLE OF NERVES – (BURNED ONESELF V)*.
3 Neglect to send out Times: they haven’t taken orders (5)
LAITY – LAXITY = neglect, remove the X = times.
4 House not ever needed as college (8)
SEMINARY – SEMI (semi-detached house) NARY meaning never a one.
5 Female avoiding wife’s state (4)
OMAN – WOMAN loses W for wife.
6 Do they spread the cost of a superficial education? (4,5)
EASY TERMS – witty cryptic definition.
7 Shy contender, he turned out founder of a dynasty (5,3,6)
HENRY THE SECOND – (SHY CONTENDER HE)*. First king of the House of Plantagenet, 1154 to 1189.
8 You being laid in earth was excessively sickening (6)
CLOYED – YE = you inside CLOD = earth.
14 Rock and roll single gripping me (9)
LIMESTONE – LIST (roll) ONE (single) has ME inserted.
16 Composer’s astonishing feat, in captivating monarch (8)
COUPERIN – COUP =astonishing feat, ER = monarch, IN. French baroque composer, François Couperin.
17 Prosecutor not to reveal being a silk (6)
DAMASK – DA (district attorney) MASK (not to reveal).
19 Period of relaxation having taking a knock largely with alien invasion (7)
DETENTE – DENTE(D) = taken a knock largely, insert ET the usual ‘alien’.
22 I hear you pulled up some more gorse (5)
ROGER – hidden reversed as above.
23 Worry as distinct period of change announced (4)
FAZE – sounds like “phase” = distinct period of change. Collins gives FAZE: to disconcert, worry, disturb. I suspect many people use the word in this sense meaning worry thinking it is spelt ‘phase’.

65 comments on “Times 27999 – a gentle end to the 27th millenium.”

  1. I can only agree with the above comment and am amazed that the blogger was on for a PB. I found this extremely tough and thought at one stage I might be on for a PW… But stuck at it and was extremely relieved to complete it all correctly in 38.36. LOI FAZE.
  2. Well, unlike our blogger I really struggled with this one, battling with almost every clue in turn and never working up any momentum. There was nothing unknown to me here but I just kept staring blankly at clue after clue, bereft of ideas. Patience and perseverance paid off eventually. 62 minutes.

    On edit: Glad to see I was not alone in finding this hard. I wondered about the past tense at 26ac, and a little research revealed that tolls on the SEVERN BRIDGE were abolished in December 2018.

    Edited at 2021-06-09 04:56 am (UTC)

  3. One of the hardest puzzles I’ve ever finished. Thought I’d never get FAZE, but once I saw it, it was down to the EASY TERMS / STURDY / GRATED crossing.

    I guess I’m not sure why I found this puzzle so hard… exhausted perhaps by some long days with the kids. But in any case, glad to have finished!

  4. The clue for DETENTE contains an error — should read “taken” not “taking”

    Attempted to post this on the puzzle page, but it didn’t work — that whole website just seems to get worse and worse

    Oh yes and the puzzle itself was hard — almost half an hour here

  5. Up there with Jeremy, so no doddle for me. Rather pleased to finish, in fact. Pip is clearly a bit of a sticky dog specialist, in contrast to my flat track bully.

    Just as well I’m not on Twitter, as just about every tweet I would ever have penned would now be the subject of hand-wringing and opprobrium…

  6. No time due to a couple of naps but would have been close to 90 minutes. Like many posters so far I found this very hard, but it was one which repaid the effort and I enjoyed it despite the degree of difficulty. I particularly liked some of the “off-beat” definitions such as ‘opener’ for 21a and ‘it took its toll’ for 26a. Funny that FAZE was one of my first in.

    Given our blogger’s comments, it will be interesting to see how the SNITCH ends up – nothing there so far.

  7. The two escapees were ‘Geordies’ – 10ac MEANS WELL and 8dn CLOYED! I should have had both – I could only think of MEANS TEST as I was unable to parse this clue at all.

    FOI 6dn EASY TERMS – on the never-never

    (LOI) 18ac APERIENT – suppository in France – for all the good it did…….

    COD 22dn ROGER that!

    WOD 1ac COBBLESTONES – blest was a blessed nuisance as are the cobbles to the bikers in the TdF.

    Neither did I parse 9ac HANOI – O and I? I’ve just read all about it on Wikipedia since 2015 – who knew? They don’t have it HANOI – yet!

    Edited at 2021-06-09 04:11 am (UTC)

  8. Before starting this one, I had to finish yesterday’s—which I actually didn’t, quite, having to cheat a bit to find my LOI, WINCEYETTE (I did figure it started with WINCE…), a distinctly British fabric. On this one, last stop was the SEVERN BRIDGE, which I looked up only after writing it in.
  9. is the fourth largest structure of its kind in Britain. Winceyette was pretty big too!

    Edited at 2021-06-09 05:18 am (UTC)

  10. 57 minutes, and I thought I’d done well to finish. POI was APERIENT, constructed but not known. Similarly with LOI COUPERIN. I’d have liked the M61 cobbled through Bolton but these road designers have no feel for the vernacular. COD to STEGOSAUR. A tough challenge. Thank you Pip and setter.
  11. …Looking for fun and feeling groovy

    Big gaps after 30 mins, mostly due to not getting CobBlestOnes or the too hard Couperin/Aperient crossers.
    In Edinburgh, the cyclists seem to have conquered the difficulties presented by cobblestones. They ride on the pavements.
    Thanks setter and Pip.

  12. Congratulations Pip! But nowhere near a PB for me. There’s no snitch yet, but personal nitch close to 200 at 48’33”.
    Liked HANOI. I haven’t seen the O/I device for on-off before.
  13. After reading Pip’s blog I thought I must have been miles off the wavelength today but then reading other comments assured me I wasn’t. This puzzle was so hard it has broken the SNITCH!

    Though I found a lot of this difficult, my main hold up was the COUPERIN/APERIENT crossers. I’d thought of COUPERIN as a possibility but then couldn’t come up with anything for APERIENT for an age. I spent a long time toying with French names and thinking about the French for duck until finally rien came to me and it fell into place. To reuse the old Only Fools and Horses joke this clue was canard!

    1. Sorry for the lack of service from the SNITCH. I seem to be getting the “403: Forbidden” error when the SNITCH logs in. It’s not been a problem previously (and I can log in directly), so I’ll have to track it down. Will probably take a few days, as we are moving house this weekend.
      1. Thanks starstruck. Will be interesting to see today’s rating as many of us found it a stinker. Good luck with the move.
      2. Hi starstruck. Can I just take this slightly random opportunity to thank you for the SNITCH? It’s absolutely fantastic.
        And good luck with the move!
  14. Half an hour for me too, delayed by APERIENT, HOGSHEAD, the nho COUPERIN. Why is HAN Chinese?

    COD to the well-constructed STEGOSAUR. LOI FAZE.

    29′ 58″, thanks pip and setter.

    1. Odd bits taken from Wiki:
      The Han Chinese trace a common ancestry to the Huaxia, the initial confederation of agricultural tribes living along the Yellow River.
      There are about 1.4 billion people who speak chinese languages.
      Andyf
  15. 38 minutes for me, delayed by almost everything – at least it felt that way.

    Last few in were MEANS WELL / CLOYED / STURDY and then the STEGOSAUR / COUPERIN (NHO) / APERIENT (knew the word but not what it means – thought it might be to do with aperitif!) leaving my LOI FAZE which I was pleased to get.

  16. 13:33. About average for me, but I somehow managed to get the wrong end of the stick at 25ac and put in GROAN. Extremely careless.
    I didn’t know APERIENT and the wordplay was trickyish so fingers crossed there.
    The last time I crossed the (newer) Severn Bridge I had to pay, which tells me that it was longer ago than I thought. Tempus whatsit.
    Pedant’s corner: puzzles with numbers starting 27 constitute the 28th millenium.

    Edited at 2021-06-09 08:01 am (UTC)

    1. More pedantry: 28000 is also in the 28th millennium, the 29th begins with 28001
      1. This reminds me of the pedantry around whether 2000 was really the right anniversary to be celebrating, a mere 1999 years after year zero. I don’t remember it being a subject of debate when I saw the ‘millenium’ in, rather, um, intoxicated on a small island in Thailand…
        1. The AD/BC dating system was devised in 525 by Dionysius Exiguus of Scythia Minor. There is no year zero in this scheme, so the year AD 1 immediately follows the year 1 BC therefore 2000 was definitely not. The pedants had a field day in 1899 when there were furious debates about when the century change should be celebrated.
  17. Another one who found this difficult.
    I agree with Lou Weed. In the clue for 19d it should read ‘taken’ not ‘taking.
    As for COBBLESTONES. If anyone wants to see what “no fun here on bike” looks like, watch the video “A Sunday in Hell”, the story of the 1976 Paris-Roubaix one-day classic cycle race, one of the five “Monuments”. The race itself is known generally as “The H e l l of the North”.
  18. DNF. Defeated by FAZE, which I saw in my double alphabet trawl but didn’t spot the homophone. SLOI HOGSHEAD entered in c 22 mins. Lots of good stuff here – I’m one who thought it quite hard.
  19. This made me smile.

    As the SNITCH wasn’t working, I looked at the opening of Pip’s review as a guide before starting and thought it would be a stroll.

    But like others, I found this just too tricky to finish; the wordplay was difficult and the vocab was just a slight step above the norm making it difficult to get some easy inroads.

    On another point, how does one get added to the SNITCH poll? Having practiced pretty hard for a few months, although I’m still much better at the easier ones, I reckon my par time is in the 20-25 minute range so would be good to monitor that properly going forward.

    1. The SNITCH is automatic, no human intervention required (except occasionally fixing bugs). Since it gets its data from the club results page, only club members can be included. If you’re a member of the crossword club you will be included in it automatically.
      Check the “About” tab on the SNITCH home page.
      1. Thanks Isla for the response.

        I am a member of the Crossword Club but I don’t think my times have ever come up on SNITCH. I presume I need to be added to a list somewhere so that my details are added in.

        Presume starstruck has all the answers but will leave him to move house this weekend first!

  20. Too much Harry Potter! I carelessly put in HOGSMEAD (which isn’t even how that town is spelled in Harry Potter) rather than HOGSHEAD, spoiling an otherwise pretty decent run for what I thought was a tricky puzzle. 7m 35s with that error.

    This was nicely crafted – difficult to build up momentum, as others have commented, because most of the clues required some thought, with very few dropping in quickly.

    A few to choose from for COD, but the best for me were COBBLESTONES (great breakdown) & HANOI.

  21. I was with Pip and Lou Weed here at 27:15. No hold-up on the Severn Bridge. COD Couperin – did he not write a piece on chastity belts, Les Barricades Mystérieuses!? Pray, why no Snitch? At a guess 123.
  22. A French feel to this with COUPERIN, HENRY THE SECOND and RIEN. Didn’t help as I found it a real slog and chucked in the towel after 40 minutes.

    Large sections of Poitiers are cobblestoned which makes cycling an “interesting” experience.

    Thanks to Pip and the setter.

  23. I was under time pressure for this and endured multiple clue panics before abandoning the effort. Completed on return for a cumulative total of 40 minutes, so I think I’ll count this one as byzantine or some such.
    Right down to the dreaded _A_E at 23, this was (for me) a nightmare puzzle, with almost every clue sneering at me for an incompetent fool.
    COBBLESTONES unparsed apart from the horse, and bikers should try pushing a wheelchair over the surface before complaining.
    HANOI because it fits.
    APPERIENT laboriously constructed from WP, French duck gets nul points.
    DENIMS designer garments? Most of them not even probably!
    DROLLERY. Didn’t much like twisted as a reversal indicator. Perhaps that’s just the influence of general discontent.
    And so on and so forth. Fine example of what we mean by wavelength: Pip on one end of the spectrum (congratulations!), most everyone else on the other.
    1. As I recall Z “designer” jeans were rather a thing in the 70s or 80s. Gloria Vanderbilt peddled her version in tv ads endlessly.

      Edited at 2021-06-09 10:49 am (UTC)

  24. Found this incredibly hard, certainly the hardest of the year so far for me. Finished in over an hour, but it took me about ten minutes to get even the first two clues. I suppose it was all fair, but somehow I didn’t enjoy it as much as usual because it seemed so inaccessible. On reflection of course it was a perfectly reasonable challenge. Didn’t think much of ‘her’ for ‘girl’ in 1d; perhaps ‘that girl’ was what was intended?

    Edited at 2021-06-09 10:15 am (UTC)

  25. This was tough — and definitely a long way from PB material. 37 minutes with no quibbles and plenty of penny-drop moments.
  26. This was a HOGSHEAD of real fire for me and I was feeling anything but groovy. Usually the long anagrams are a big help but they didn’t do much to move things along in this one. I can think of any number of toll bridges in the NYC area and at least one in California but they were no use. It’s eons since I spent much time in Glos. but I did manage to dredge up the Severn and its famous bore in the end. 30.23
  27. Pleased to get in under the hour. NHO COUPERIN, (not surprising, NHO most composers), my bete noir, being left with -a-e, and two of the easier ones, SEMINARY and CLOYED, holding me up at the end.

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