Afore ye go! Ite missa est! and all that caper…
ACROSS
1 My clue cooked up for Aristotle’s school (6)
LYCEUM – anagram* of MY CLUE; pretty straightforward for those who followed the arts, but maybe a head-scratcher for IT types
5 Small cup offered by girl in sanctimonious family (8)
PANNIKIN – ANN in PI KIN; pretty much a head-scratcher for everyone, I would have thought
9 Book written in African state, primarily on Shakespearean steward (8)
MALVOLIO – VOL in MALI O (first letter of ON); I once played Antonio in Twelfth Night. I couldn’t manage one of my five lines, which was ‘Put up your sword!’ I could only say it as if I was doing a Monty Python parody. It was so bad that I was nearly dropped from the play. And this just a year or so after wowing audiences in Zigger Zagger, where admittedly I didn’t really have to act.
10 Reindeer in peril, about to be substituted for good (6)
DANCER – DANGER with the G (good) replaced by C (about, AKA circa); I rather like the surface of this clue. The other day I looked up all the various Clausian reindeer (core and peripheral) but have since forgotten all bar Vixen. Not sure what that says about me apart from the fact I am losing my, um, what do you call it…
11 Attractive grassy areas used in first half of game (8)
PLEASING – LEAS in PING [pong]; the sort of surface a setter comes up with when he’s been on the sherry
12 Exercise gets first of bulky blokes losing eight stone (6)
PEBBLE – PE and initial letters of B[ulky] B[lokes] L[osing ] E[ight]
13 At home this person’s invested in fast pain relief (8)
LINIMENT – IN IM in LENT; thank goodness the setter was so precise with his/her cluing, prompting me to change my initial A to an I. I also thought of ‘lineament’, but fortunately that didn’t fit
15 Monster involved in rather gory comeback (4)
OGRE – reverse hidden in rathER GOry
17 A type lacking finish is similar (4)
AKIN – A KIN[d]
19 Article by Catholic dignitary about an Anglo-Saxon responsibility (8)
THANEDOM – AN (an) in THE (article) DOM (Catholic dignitary); took me while to sort this out, not helped by the DOM (not being of a monkish disposition), but instead being helped by Macbeth, who was the thane of somewhere
20 Bovine bloke protecting posh legislator (6)
LUMPEN – U MP in LEN (our first random bloke); for those of you who are wondering, Karl Marx’s Lumpenproletariat (magnificent word) and this lumpen have some kind of association, with the German LUMPEN (rag) influencing the German LUMP (vagabond) that is the root (apparently) of this English word
21 Old man with money picked up something to suck (8)
LOLLIPOP – POP follows sounds like ‘lolly’ (a slang term for money that almost no one with half a brain uses; quite popular in Australia, I am told))
22 Girl presented by one’s second son (6)
ISABEL – IS ABEL (Abel was the second son of Adam and Eve, the first being Cain and the third – and ancestor of Jesus in the Biblical account – being Seth)
23 Sustenance teachers finally sought, eating nothing in Paris (8)
NUTRIENT – RIEN (French for ‘nothing’) in NUT (National Union of Teachers) [sough]T; if music be the food of love, I’ll have a quarter pounder and fries
24 He reigns ineptly, though fairly committed to environment (8)
GREENISH – HE REIGNS*
25 Laid back about English knight’s disclaimer (6)
DENIAL – E N in reversal of LAID
DOWN
2 Peer that goes without golf throughout a number of months (8)
YEARLONG – EARL in YON (if the setter had moved on from the sherry to the Warninks Advocaat, he might describe the act of EARL going inside YON as ‘Peer, that goes without’) G; if some setters are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them, then I’m not quite sure where this one fits in. (cheeky emoji winky thingie)
3 Printing unit, sound and arousing jealousy (8)
ENVIABLE – EN (printing unit) VIABLE (sound)
4 Ordinal produced by philosopher in hot resort (9)
MILLIONTH – MILL (as in John Stuart) IN HOT*
5 Food for people with shares? (10,5)
PLOUGHMANS LUNCH – cryptic definition eliciting groans that thunder from those who got it and sighs of fire from those who didn’t; a Ploughman’s lunch consists of half a stale baguette, a lump of cheddar, tired looking lettuce and a spoonful from a jar of inferior pickle. Great British pub fare, in other words.
6 Most elegant farm animal is French (7)
NEATEST – NEAT (bovine creature) EST (‘is’ in French, n’est ce pas?)
7 Sweetener giving defensive player stimulation at first (8)
KICKBACK – KICK (stimulation) BACK (as in football, not rugby – unless you’re playing Bob Hiller at full-back)
8 Old Scandinavian identifies chap from the south (8)
NORSEMAN – reversal of NAMES RON (our second random bloke)
14 Greet journalist protecting usual extremists? That’s knotty (9)
NODULATED – U[sua]L (initial and final letters of the word, AKA ‘extremists’) in NOD AT (greet) ED (our generic hack); almost too hard a knot for me t’untie
15 Unacceptable mendacity? Not near the centre (8)
OUTLYING – OUT (unacceptable) LYING (mendacity)
16 Aussie native taking tea with male fellow lodger (4-4)
ROOM-MATE – ROO (our prototypical Aussie native – slightly more intelligent than ‘Bruce’) M (male) MATE (actually, maté – the tea-like milky drink favoured by some – I suppose)
17 Scope revealed by Oscar, standing in in goal (8)
AMBITION – AMBIT (scope) O in IN; okay, he’s now moved onto the brandy and has slid under the tree, wearing his new socks on his hands and asking for the Mariah Carey ‘All I want for Christmas is you’ to be played again. If you were asked to think of the most bizarre way to express the idea of the letter O going in the word IN, you would doubtless say, ‘Oh, yeah, “Oscar, standing in in”.’
18 Popular mason disturbed about current sleep disorder (8)
INSOMNIA – IN MASON* around I (electrical current)
19 Money divided by male soldiers in that place (7)
THEREIN – HE (male) RE (soldiers) in TIN (another slang term for money that no one uses)
Those that are fools, let them use their talents. Well, I have used mine as best I can.
A very merry Christmas to one and all!
And here I was, reeeeally hoping to start the week on a better note than Saturday’s puzzle, where I saw I had a typo just as I hit Submit and starting banging on the keyboard to try to get it to stop.
As for the puzzle, yeah, I wasn’t sure how to get all the necessary letters in P _ _ N _ K _ N. Neither DI nor UNA seemed to work. But once I thought to try ANN, I remembered the requisite connotation of PI, which I always think means ‘pious’, rather than ‘holier-than-thou’. I’ve scarcely read any Shakespeare and grew up in California but my brain seems to have a knack for remembering things, and Malvolio sounded right, and PLOUGHMAN’S LUNCH went straight in off the latter L, even though I don’t know what it is or where I’ve heard of it.
Edited at 2020-12-21 01:11 am (UTC)
No issues with this except my LOI, THANEDOM, took several minutes to sort out. I started with THE… and thus struggled with the rest.
FOI was LYCEUM and COD to PLOUGHMAN’S LUNCH. I twigged fairly early on that I should think of plough shares.
LOI 20ac LUMPEN
COD 12as PEBBLE
WOD 2dn YEARLONG – oh! for something new!
Time: all of 41 minutes
Sven of Perth
‘Tis mended.
If you think trying to say ‘Put up your sword!’ in a dramatically convincing way was bad, try emoting ‘Et tu, Brute?’ to a classroom of sniggering 15-year old schoolboys – they didn’t let me forget. A long time ago, but I still cringe at the thought.
29 minutes with the tricky YEARLONG my POI and the very pleasing ‘first half of game’ wordplay for PLEASING a good way to finish off.
Thanks to setter and blogger
Edited at 2020-12-21 05:44 am (UTC)
MALVOGLIO (I type looking at the keys, don’t notice overwrites)
LUMMOX ditto
PANNEKIN, including Anne c.f. Ramekin
As for the rest of the puzzle, it played mainly to my strengths with the exception of PANNIKIN which was completely unknown to me.
17dn and 19ac delayed me at the end, taking me from 25 minutes to 32 minutes.
Edited at 2020-12-21 05:43 am (UTC)
I’ve seen the film made in 1983. Hired it on VHS a couple of years later.
Edited at 2020-12-21 02:12 pm (UTC)
Edited at 2020-12-21 06:31 am (UTC)
OUTLYING noun – PANNIKIN
Three rhymes THEREIN
For the short word AKIN
And THANEDOM my last one in
No dramas, but tiny MERs at the word order described by ‘with’ in both 21ac and 16dn.
Thanks setter and U.
COD: PLOUGHMAN’S LUNCH. I didn’t groan at this, I smiled.
I remember going into a pub on the North York moors not far from Whitby and asking if they did a ploughman’s lunch, only to be told that all the ploughmen round there ate pie and chips. This smart-Alec reply cost the landlord something since there were six in our party and we went elsewhere, the marvellous Magpie Cafe in Whitby. 1962, that was.
Pannikin from the canteen scene in 1984, I seem to recall.
Otherwise a stroll in the park, even THANEDOM was easy with the cryptic.
It is possible I possess a PANNIKIN, but just thankful it wasn’t clued by “gettin’ hysterical about the cup” which Spurs may be doing on Wednesday against Stoke.
Until we entered Tier 4 yesterday, local pubs were including half a scotch egg in their PLOUGHMANS to make it a substantial meal.
My Australian friend and colleague from Uni days couldn’t get that LOLLY in the UK was a frozen comestible rather than a generic sweet, which may explain why neither of us would spend lolly on it.
My ability to spell LINIMENT with barely a glance at the wordplay puts me currently at a lofty 13th today. Suckers!
Edited at 2020-12-21 10:21 am (UTC)
More is thy due than more than all can pay.
… as I wonder if the parsing is not IN ME in LENT, but IN I’M – I’m as in I am, for this person is, ie this person’s?
That apart, rather a large DNF for me, and thank you for the blog, much needed today
Cedric
Thanks to setter and blogger.
Great blog Ulaca, thanks very much – I enjoyed watching our setter getting progressively more sozzled. Very festive!
A merry Christmas to you too.
Tried to set 9a in CONGO at first but no big delays. 23 minutes on the computer pre lunch; then 15/20 minutes to wrap things up over coffee.
Fun puzzle. David
Edited at 2020-12-21 02:48 pm (UTC)
FOI LYCEUM
LOI LUMPEN
COD PLOUGHMAN’S LUNCH *
TIME 7:29
* Plenty of crusty bread, proper butter, at least three different cheeses (one must be blue, and no foreign muck !), and a pint of real ale.
Also BAN thrown in with a prayer.
HOLD ONES HORSES, it’s nearly Christmas!