Otherwise, this is a very pleasant offering of the type that we have grown accustomed to on the second day of the week in these parts.
While I have the floor, as it were, a tip of the hat to the much maligned Ed Woodward for the signing of the Portuguese star Bruno Fernandes. As a United fan, one has to go back to the likes of Eric Cantona for the last inspirational signing of a player just a fraction below the radar. And always fun to see a penalty taker who leaves the keeper flat on his back clawing at air in an area devoid of the ball.
While we are on a Mancunian theme, best of luck to Pep and the City boys in their quest for European Cup glory. Somehow, I cannot believe that this is the only club in Europe that is creative with its various budgets. We managed to get out of the dreadful EU. The goons at UEFA next? One can but hope.
ACROSS
1 Figure of speech used around university group (6)
TROUPE – U in TROPE
4 Airport said to allow Poles entry (8)
STANSTED – NS in STATED
10 A little ship going round, one holding mail items? (11)
PHILATELIST – anagram* of A LITTLE SHIP
11 Soldier gaining new spirit (3)
GIN – GI N
12 Company marks appointment that will stimulate growth (7)
COMPOST – CO M POST
14 It isn’t a newspaperman that’s corrupt (7)
TAINTED – if you were a Yorkshireman (and the likelihood would be that everyone knew if you were), you might say ”t aint ed, you know, ’tis Piers Morgan!’
15 Arbiter asking a criminal to agree on terms (6,1,7)
STRIKE A BARGAIN – ARBITER ASKING A*
17 Fish given to one with cat, perhaps an impish young one? (14)
WHIPPERSNAPPER – WHIPPER (a person with the cat o’ nine tails, AKA whip) SNAPPER (tasty fish)
21 Model set to portray one of Zeus’s lovers in play? (7)
DIORAMA – IO (one of Zeus’s playmates) in DRAMA
22 Rue land being redeveloped in Sussex town (7)
ARUNDEL – RUE LAND*; I once played cricket there for the Free Foresters, Great place to bowl – low bounce, lots of LBWs.
23 Before the Revolution devours it (3)
ERE – hidden in thE REvolution
24 Another like Eva and Juan possessing son like theirs (5,6)
THIRD PERSON – if, heaven help us, we had to be landed with another Argentinian leader without an especially democratic bent, we might be said to get a THIRD PERON; stick an S (son) in that to get the answer, as my friend Zed might say.
26 European window destroys Conservative peace (8)
EASEMENT – E [c]ASEMENT
27 Lack of foresight in my work leads to inadequate assessment (6)
MYOPIA – MY OP I[nadequate] A[ssessment]
DOWN
1 Like some players, strain on pitch (8)
TYPECAST – CAST (pitch; ‘let he who is without sin, cast the first stone’) on TYPE (strain, as in type of virus that induces panic)
2 Sash round one that can go either way (3)
OBI – O BI (straight and gay; sort of having your cake and eating it too)
3 Eat sparingly with a company in part of a muster? (7)
PEACOCK – A CO in PECK (eat sparingly); pride of lions, muster of peacocks
5 Book — avoiding parking — trips on electric cars — useful! (8,6)
TRISTRAM SHANDY – TRI[p]S TRAMS HANDY (useful)
6 What’s hard in writing down cipher (7)
NOTHING – H in NOTING
7 Not giving much out, like Spooner’s torch? (5-6)
TIGHT-LIPPED – light-tipped with the initial letters swapping
8 Strip, getting half nudged into river (6)
DENUDE – NUD[ged] in DEE (various rivers in the UK)
9 Cooking up eats with a grannie in her eighth decade? (14)
SEPTUAGENARIAN – UP EATS A GRANNIE*
13 Noble big cat has walk displacing start of lunch (11)
MARCHIONESS – MARCH in place of L[unch] in [l]IONESS
16 Drunken larks in a far country (3,5)
SRI LANKA – LARKS IN A
18 Vision of men abandoning parentless cat (7)
PHANTOM – [or]PHAN TOM
19 Get carving in a cathedral in grave style (7)
ACUTELY – CUT (carving) in A ELY (magnificent cathedral not far from Fenland Poly)
20 Stick plug at this point (6)
ADHERE – AD (plug as in advertisement) HERE
25 Turned irrational after small drink (3)
SIP – PI reversed after S[mall]
FOI 11ac GIN
LOI 26ac EASEMENT
COD 10ac PHILATELIST
WOD 17ac WHIPPERSNAPPER
Being a United fan too – I was mortified by Everton’s goal last night – disaster! Thank the Lord for St. Bruno and St. VAR.
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I found today’s offering quite unMondayish, finishing off with EASEMENT which took some time to fall. I was helped along the way with DIORAMA as it was the word for the clue writing competition in yesterday’s edition. I wonder if I could get away with submitting today’s clue?
BTW, in 1d I thought that in The Times B ‘on’ A meant that B followed A. Maybe not.
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Peacocks are also defined as an ‘ostentation’!
How’s your budgie?
No dramas.
Nice to see Arundel (tomb) crossed with Larkin’ in Sri Lanka.
Ta setter and U.
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Not to mention the number of digs at Donald Trump over the last few years….
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1992 Leeds United 28 games 9 goals.
1992–1997 Manchester United 143 games 64 goals. The karate kick against Palace and the FA Cup winner against Liverpool were outstanding!
“Cantona illuminated Old Trafford – the place was a frenzy every time he touched the ball.” Sir Alec.
When it became clear that our co-habitation was going to be permanent, Mrs Topical and I had a clear out of the bookshelves to remove duplicates and other books which were no longer required; we discovered we both had a copy of Tristram Shandy, and neither of us had got past about page 50 despite several attempts.
P.S. I also tend to think we should leave the more controversial topics out there in the real world. Here we can stick to safe subjects like the pronunciation of ‘r’ in homophones, Spoonerisms, and obscure foreign words clued as anagrams.
Otherwise straightforward, though held up unnecessarily by a well-disguised anagram at 10a, and by wondering what the hell a ‘piacock’ was.
ARUNDEL from Larkin. A wonderful poet.
U : I trust your good wishes to City in Europe are offered in the hope of distracting them before their visit to Old Trafford on Sunday !
FOI GIN
LOI EASEMENT
COD THIRD PERSON
TIME 12:50
I didn’t know that peacocks came in musters and I’m not really sure what “what’s” is doing at the start of 6d.
I visited Arundel cricket ground last summer -a delight if you are in the area.That came easily.
I doubt I would have got EASEMENT and I showed my mastery of Spoonerisms by putting TIGHT FISTED at 7d. It fits the definition at least.
I have already submitted a clue for DIORAMA. Strange it should come up today,as noted above.
David
While we’re on the football theme I support both Watford and Liverpool, so happy and sad….