Times 27313 – Salut, et encore merci pour le poisson

In my last blog, I mentioned that I had an important announcement to make and today that announcement is made: after seven years and 200 puzzles blogged (today is my 200th), I have decided to hang up my cruciverbal spurs and put myself out to grass. Metaphorically, of course.

This is no spur-of-the-moment thing, though, as I have been coming to the realisation recently (not least through the good offices of a number of contributors to this blog, plus lurkers) that I have, not to put too fine a point on it, passed my sell-by date. Yes, CS Lewis, in response to a question about his politics, said that, if he could, he would belong to the Stagnancy party, but my inability (unwillingness?) to move with the times has clearly upset a lot of people and the best thing, I feel, would be to pass the mantle onto a new Elisha.

I have also become aware of my failing intellectual powers: in just my last blog alone, I made an embarrassing blunder about Lady Caroline Lamb and misparsed a clue that I feel sure I would have sailed through when I started out as a blogger. The crossword community (not excepting the setters) simply deserves better.

But, I suppose the single most important reason that I have made my decision is the offence my attempts at humour have caused to a number of people – predominantly, though not exclusively, from the comments I have received both on this blog and through PMs, Australians. When I started blogging in April 2012, I had a vision – to take the stuffiness out of the crossword business: to make it the kind of pursuit that could be enjoyed my everyone, not just bearded male CAMRA members dissecting clues at a Betters and Sloggers convention.

But now I acknowledge I went too far in my desire to be different, which took on something of a life of its own, as I sought ever new ways of making an impression, as the firmament of crossword bloggers was adorned by those I had to acknowledge to possess a superiority both in technical and entertainment value.

Anyway, enough of all this mea culpa. The puzzle’s the thing! And so for the final time I offer up my reflections on this, as I have said many times, most Mondayesque of offerings.

ACROSS

1 It might even do this to a Low Churchman! (7)
INCENSE – A sort of double-layered cryptic definition, INCENSE being the kind of thing that might make a low churchperson very angry
5 Go off service provided by firm making cinema fare (7)
POPCORN – POP (go off) CO (firm) RN (Royal Navy – service)
9 Dash back for form of identification (3)
PIN – NIP reversed
10 Part of speech delivered by agent plugging point of view (11)
PREPOSITION – REP in POSITION
11 Old record unspecified people must keep in Pusey’s study (8)
THEOLOGY – O LOG in THEY; Pusey, along with Keble, Newman and others, was a leading figure in the decidedly non-low church Oxford Movement
12 Group of three taking air around centre of Uxbridge (6)
TRIUNE – [uxb]RI[dge] in TUNE (air)
15 Wood, writer of plays and critical commentaries (4)
SHAW – a SHAW is a copse and GB SHAW a playwright, who a former girlfriend of mine called April wrote a PhD thesis on
16 Society woman linked to wise men — JPs generally (10)
MAGISTRACY – S[ociety] TRACY (woman) following MAGI
18 Criminal netted hare potentially facing extinction (10)
THREATENED – anagram* of NETTED HARE
19 Part of church where downloads are picked up? (4)
APSE – sounds like APPS
22 Cloud identified by press employee a short time back (6)
NIMBUS – reversal of SUB (sub-editor) MIN (abbreviation for minute)
23 Cheap accommodation always offered in coach (8)
STEERAGE – EER in STAGE
25 Place spy outside English royal house (11)
PLANTAGENET – PLANT (place, as in ‘plant evidence’) E in AGENT
27 Language used by some Africans in Djibouti? (3)
IBO – hidden in [dj]IBO[outi]
28 Girl and boy in Spanish warship (7)
GALLEON – GAL LEON (Spanish boy’s name, meaning ‘lion’)
29 Poem European leaders wrote at last, overcoming block (7)
ECLOGUE – CLOG (block) in EU (the first two letters of EU[ropean]) E (last letter of [wrot]E); thge most famoud ECLOGUES were written by Publius Virgilius Maro, one of which in particular, by appearing to refer to the coming birth of Jesus, elevated the author of the Aeneid to a kind of Righteous Among the Nations status and landed him a job showing Dante around the nether regions in arguably the greatest poem ever written.

DOWN

1 Force this person to go about quietly in new suit (7)
IMPETUS – SUIT* around P in ME
2 Lamp-holder made by mad uncle involved with bar (11)
CANDELABRUM – MAD UNCLE BAR*
3 Asian friend in centre of Newcastle (6)
NEPALI – PAL in NE1 (the postcode for Newcastle city centre)
4 Eternally happy European beginning to survey marshy regions (10)
EVERGLADES – EVER GLAD E S[urvey]
5 Stomp lumberingly at first into school (4)
PLOD – L[umberingly] in POD
6 In a religious house it’s of the greatest importance (8)
PRIORITY – IT in PRIORY
7 Broad sash 27 rejected (3)
OBI – reversal of the answer to 27d
8 Artilleryman loses head visiting city convent (7)
NUNNERY – [g]UNNER in NY
13 Repellent university batsman finally seeking umpire’s decision? (11)
UNAPPEALING – U (university) [batsma]N APPEALING
14 Amateur detective permitted to meet aunt in Paris (10)
DILETTANTE – DI LET TANTE (French word for aunt, immortalised in the phrase ‘la plume de ma tante’)
17 French loaf son snatched from visitor in temper (8)
BAGUETTE – GUE[s]T in BATE (temper)
18 Device for securing wine — a small drink? (4-3)
TENT-PEG – TENT (wine – red from Spain) PEG (a small drink of wine or spirits, esp of brandy or whisky and soda)
20 Cavity in the old house in the Spanish quarter (7)
EYEHOLE – YE (‘the’ old, as in Ye Olde Cake Shoppe) HO (house) in EL (‘the’ in Spanish) E (quarter)
21 Unendingly sick, with fast pulse (6)
LENTIL – LENT (fast) IL[l]; the other day I was playing a game in which I had to say whether, if I was having my last meal on earth, I would choose lentils or a gooseberry fool. No contest, really!
24 Opposed to introduction of animal trap (4)
AGIN – A[nimal] GIN (trap)
26 A boring thing everyone talked of (3)
AWL – sounds like ‘all’

And that’s it. It’s been a lot of fun, and I look forward to continuing to comment from the sidelines.

63 comments on “Times 27313 – Salut, et encore merci pour le poisson”

  1. Oh my goodness! How can people have been giving you grief over your erudite, witty and entertaining blogs, which I have enjoyed and admired greatly… and never been remotely offended? As for making mistakes.. you make less than I do! Thanks for your contributions as a blogger and I look forward to continuing to read your comments. Enjoy your ‘retirement’.
    As for today’s crossword. Mondayish. DNK PEG for small drink, but it had to be. COD to POPCORN. 14:30
  2. 11:34 … certainly easy, and we seemed to be back in church. Hey ho.

    My first thought on seeing ulaca’s post was “What offence?” My second, as Olivia’s, was to note the date (especially given the ‘poissons’ reference). I’d already fallen for one April Fool this morning before being alerted by helpful comments below the line, so I was slightly on my guard.

    Frankly, I feel ulaca isn’t causing nearly enough offence. Especially to Australians.

  3. I would just like to say a big THANK YOU to all the people who take the time to provide such interesting, informative and amusing commentaries. You have made all the difference to my pursuit of crossword-solving and long may you all reign. All the best in your retirement ulaca.
  4. I’m really pleased to have done this puzzle after driving home from a weekend of music and camaraderie accompanied by copious quantities of suitable beverages in the Scottish Borders, thus allowing me to survey all the comments, and whilst initially being overcome with dismay, then finding, with relief, that I didn’t need to compose an ulaca themed eulogy after all. U, you’re a naughty boy! I had to trust the wordplay for ECLOGUE and TRIUNE, otherwise no particular problems. Not too speedy a solve, but it was a long drive home after a busy weekend with not a lot of sleep. 35:31. Thanks setter and our will he/won’t he blogger of deception.
  5. I had a Houseman once upon a time, who would enquire “Peg of chai?’ So no problem with that one.
    R
    1. I completely forgot that I biffed this one this morning and never looked up the wordplay in the blog.

      It’s a shame I didn’t, as by startling coincidence I had to look it up later on in the day. Today’s crossword-inspired reading was Agatha Christie’s N or M (which came up a while back), which contains this exchange:

      “Yes, I hate patriotism, do you understand? All this country, country, country! Betraying your country – dying for your country – serving your country. Why should one’s country mean anything at all?”

      Tommy said simply: “I don’t know. It just does.”

      “Not to me! Oh, it would to you – you go abroad and buy and sell in the British Empire and come back bronzed and full of clichés, talking about the natives and calling for Chota Pegs and all that sort of thing.”

      Edited at 2019-04-01 07:52 pm (UTC)

  6. I have no complaints about your blogging. Goodness gracious, would the knockers do the job? Not a chance! We’ll done, and thanks. Enjoy your new liberty.
  7. DNF. Bah! I seem to be making up words at the moment, especially when I can see a (relatively) quick time approaching. This time it was eulogue which is a cross between a eulogy and an eclogue or to put it another way, incorrect.

    I was well and truly sucked in by the blog, very glad on reading through the comments to find that it was all just an Avril Poisson!

  8. It’s only the time you waste writing these excellent blogs that stops you honing your times to Magoo levels and putting me out of the reach of the podium on a permanent basis. So I for one would urge you to continue to entertain us on Mondays for many years yet.
    1. Now you’re encouraging me to take my delusional proclivities to the scary side of the sanity border!
  9. Well played ulaca. Much better than the puzzle, which was pretty much a stroll in the park.
  10. Well I for one am a little bit disappointed to hear it was all a ruse, if only in the following regard: I was going to suggest that with all your free time out in pasture, you might in due course consider collating all your favourite offences over the years alongside their peeved responses (with the contributors’ names redacted, of course), perhaps even with some new commentary from the vantage of hindsight. It should have made a very entertaining read!
  11. Thanks setter and ulaca
    Quick time of 33 min for me to fill the grid … probably just as long to go back and parse all the ones that I’d skipped and actually correct ECLOGUE (yes, from EULOGUE). Knew IBO from reading the sad story of Biafra a couple of years ago … it lingers on in the memory, nearly as indelibly as the photos of those poor children.
    New terms today were ‘peg’ (the drink), NE1 (the Newcastle postcode), TRIUNE and TANTE (French aunt, although it sorta sounded familiar).
    Finished in the SE corner with STEERAGE and EYEHOLE.

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