Times 27313 – Salut, et encore merci pour le poisson

In my last blog, I mentioned that I had an important announcement to make and today that announcement is made: after seven years and 200 puzzles blogged (today is my 200th), I have decided to hang up my cruciverbal spurs and put myself out to grass. Metaphorically, of course.

This is no spur-of-the-moment thing, though, as I have been coming to the realisation recently (not least through the good offices of a number of contributors to this blog, plus lurkers) that I have, not to put too fine a point on it, passed my sell-by date. Yes, CS Lewis, in response to a question about his politics, said that, if he could, he would belong to the Stagnancy party, but my inability (unwillingness?) to move with the times has clearly upset a lot of people and the best thing, I feel, would be to pass the mantle onto a new Elisha.

I have also become aware of my failing intellectual powers: in just my last blog alone, I made an embarrassing blunder about Lady Caroline Lamb and misparsed a clue that I feel sure I would have sailed through when I started out as a blogger. The crossword community (not excepting the setters) simply deserves better.

But, I suppose the single most important reason that I have made my decision is the offence my attempts at humour have caused to a number of people – predominantly, though not exclusively, from the comments I have received both on this blog and through PMs, Australians. When I started blogging in April 2012, I had a vision – to take the stuffiness out of the crossword business: to make it the kind of pursuit that could be enjoyed my everyone, not just bearded male CAMRA members dissecting clues at a Betters and Sloggers convention.

But now I acknowledge I went too far in my desire to be different, which took on something of a life of its own, as I sought ever new ways of making an impression, as the firmament of crossword bloggers was adorned by those I had to acknowledge to possess a superiority both in technical and entertainment value.

Anyway, enough of all this mea culpa. The puzzle’s the thing! And so for the final time I offer up my reflections on this, as I have said many times, most Mondayesque of offerings.

ACROSS

1 It might even do this to a Low Churchman! (7)
INCENSE – A sort of double-layered cryptic definition, INCENSE being the kind of thing that might make a low churchperson very angry
5 Go off service provided by firm making cinema fare (7)
POPCORN – POP (go off) CO (firm) RN (Royal Navy – service)
9 Dash back for form of identification (3)
PIN – NIP reversed
10 Part of speech delivered by agent plugging point of view (11)
PREPOSITION – REP in POSITION
11 Old record unspecified people must keep in Pusey’s study (8)
THEOLOGY – O LOG in THEY; Pusey, along with Keble, Newman and others, was a leading figure in the decidedly non-low church Oxford Movement
12 Group of three taking air around centre of Uxbridge (6)
TRIUNE – [uxb]RI[dge] in TUNE (air)
15 Wood, writer of plays and critical commentaries (4)
SHAW – a SHAW is a copse and GB SHAW a playwright, who a former girlfriend of mine called April wrote a PhD thesis on
16 Society woman linked to wise men — JPs generally (10)
MAGISTRACY – S[ociety] TRACY (woman) following MAGI
18 Criminal netted hare potentially facing extinction (10)
THREATENED – anagram* of NETTED HARE
19 Part of church where downloads are picked up? (4)
APSE – sounds like APPS
22 Cloud identified by press employee a short time back (6)
NIMBUS – reversal of SUB (sub-editor) MIN (abbreviation for minute)
23 Cheap accommodation always offered in coach (8)
STEERAGE – EER in STAGE
25 Place spy outside English royal house (11)
PLANTAGENET – PLANT (place, as in ‘plant evidence’) E in AGENT
27 Language used by some Africans in Djibouti? (3)
IBO – hidden in [dj]IBO[outi]
28 Girl and boy in Spanish warship (7)
GALLEON – GAL LEON (Spanish boy’s name, meaning ‘lion’)
29 Poem European leaders wrote at last, overcoming block (7)
ECLOGUE – CLOG (block) in EU (the first two letters of EU[ropean]) E (last letter of [wrot]E); thge most famoud ECLOGUES were written by Publius Virgilius Maro, one of which in particular, by appearing to refer to the coming birth of Jesus, elevated the author of the Aeneid to a kind of Righteous Among the Nations status and landed him a job showing Dante around the nether regions in arguably the greatest poem ever written.

DOWN

1 Force this person to go about quietly in new suit (7)
IMPETUS – SUIT* around P in ME
2 Lamp-holder made by mad uncle involved with bar (11)
CANDELABRUM – MAD UNCLE BAR*
3 Asian friend in centre of Newcastle (6)
NEPALI – PAL in NE1 (the postcode for Newcastle city centre)
4 Eternally happy European beginning to survey marshy regions (10)
EVERGLADES – EVER GLAD E S[urvey]
5 Stomp lumberingly at first into school (4)
PLOD – L[umberingly] in POD
6 In a religious house it’s of the greatest importance (8)
PRIORITY – IT in PRIORY
7 Broad sash 27 rejected (3)
OBI – reversal of the answer to 27d
8 Artilleryman loses head visiting city convent (7)
NUNNERY – [g]UNNER in NY
13 Repellent university batsman finally seeking umpire’s decision? (11)
UNAPPEALING – U (university) [batsma]N APPEALING
14 Amateur detective permitted to meet aunt in Paris (10)
DILETTANTE – DI LET TANTE (French word for aunt, immortalised in the phrase ‘la plume de ma tante’)
17 French loaf son snatched from visitor in temper (8)
BAGUETTE – GUE[s]T in BATE (temper)
18 Device for securing wine — a small drink? (4-3)
TENT-PEG – TENT (wine – red from Spain) PEG (a small drink of wine or spirits, esp of brandy or whisky and soda)
20 Cavity in the old house in the Spanish quarter (7)
EYEHOLE – YE (‘the’ old, as in Ye Olde Cake Shoppe) HO (house) in EL (‘the’ in Spanish) E (quarter)
21 Unendingly sick, with fast pulse (6)
LENTIL – LENT (fast) IL[l]; the other day I was playing a game in which I had to say whether, if I was having my last meal on earth, I would choose lentils or a gooseberry fool. No contest, really!
24 Opposed to introduction of animal trap (4)
AGIN – A[nimal] GIN (trap)
26 A boring thing everyone talked of (3)
AWL – sounds like ‘all’

And that’s it. It’s been a lot of fun, and I look forward to continuing to comment from the sidelines.

63 comments on “Times 27313 – Salut, et encore merci pour le poisson”

  1. Hmm, well you never upset me Ulaca, or if you did I’ve forgotten it.
    As a past blogger myself, also with failing powers no doubt, I thank you for your efforts over the years and hope you will continue to come and upset people as a commenter from time to time ..
    Oh, yes, and the crossword was v easy today..
    And the answer to your question in 21dn is “Neither, idiot. Why else were ribs of beef invented?”

    Edited at 2019-04-01 09:26 am (UTC)

  2. Back in the swing after a break this was reasonably straightforward with no real standout clues

    Welcome to the band of retired bloggers Ulaca. I completely understand where you’re coming from. Thanks for your excellent contributions over the years and please go on speaking your mind in these blogs

  3. I’ll miss your entertaining blogs – there are far too many people around who take offence and overreact violently to comments lightly made. 🙁
  4. Popcorn

    A pre- blog comment as I need to do something else. Easy in 13 minutes with LOI ECLOGUE. COD to INCENSE. Raymond Carver “forgot about everything important in the world” while he ate popcorn. I’ve never liked the stuff much myself and would see it as a symptom of what’s wrong with the place right now! Thank you setter and I hope you’re called soon, U.

  5. Quite hard work with unknowns such as ECLOGUE and TRIUNE arrived at by trusting wordplay. Rather surpised to find I had finished in 28 minutes achieving my target for once. I knew ‘chota peg’ from the days of the Raj but otherwise wouldn’t have thought of PEG as a drink. Can’t be sure I have met MAGISTRACY before either.
  6. Can I reiterate comments above – all bloggers on here are very much appreciated. Easy apart from my lack of knowledge of what a SHAW was(LOI), and the CANDELUMBRA I originally put in. Sounded reasonable, until I realised what was the singular of CANDELABRA.
    1. Yes, the realisation that “candelabra” was a plural and I’d never realised it was quite the penny-drop!
      1. I intended to comment on the inelegance of whoever decided to call them candelabra in deciding to swap the L and E around.
  7. Well I can only echo Jerry’s comments: you’ve never upset me, or at least never more than I deserved. A little bit of teasing is healthy, and I too hope you will stick about to offend fragile sensibilities in the comments.
    Yes, the puzzle was very easy. It took me a shade over 6 minutes, and nearly another minute to overcome some sort of gremlin in the club site and submit.
  8. Thanks awfully for all the work, Ulaca. There’s no way I would’ve made the gradual transition from “oft-stymied-beginner” to my current “can-usually-finish-the-things” level without the efforts of all the bloggers here. The welcoming atmosphere of a lighthearted blog isn’t to be underestimated.

    As for today’s puzzle, about 35 minutes, held up by the THEOLOGY here and there, especially in 1a INCENSE, where I just don’t really have the RE for a CD comme ci. FOI 1d IMPETUS therefore, LOI 29a ECLOGUE, not just because of its location in the grid, but because I’d never heard of it… All fairly clued, though, and I enjoyed 3d NEPALI’s use of NE1.

  9. If I had any comments to make on the puzzle, I’ve lost them in the shock of your announcement. Not only have I never been in the slightest upset or offended or shocked or anything but amused and enlightened by your blogs, but I can’t begin to imagine who here (or elsewhere) would be. Whoever they are, you’re taking them too seriously. Not to mention you ought to think of MY needs. Anyway, thank you for all your 200 blogs, and do at least stay in the ranks of commenters.
      1. Oh no! You got me! But I am reading this blog on April 2nd so possibly excused?
  10. Thank you for some great blogs, U. No discernible offensive content in any of them as far as I recall. You never know, you might be ready for the fray again after a bit of a break! 🙂

    Easy plodder of a puzzle. Eclogues no problem, as I had to study those written by Garcilaso de la Vega at uni, instead of learning how to speak and write modern Spanish, which is what I had naively imagined I was there for.

  11. That’s me too – not #MeToo!

    No offence ever taken by me either. Many thanks Ulaca to you and all the bloggers for the sterling work you all do. Greatly appreciated. Please do keep in touch by posting on the daily thread.

    19:19 – but with two wrong. INCENCE for INSENSE and EPLUGUE for the unknown ECLOGUE.

    Edited at 2019-04-01 11:09 am (UTC)

  12. ….INCENSE me. The world is full of people who take offence at the slightest thing. Frankly, it’s pathetic. Sticks and stones etc. Sorry to lose you, and I hope you chip in regularly on here – there is nothing written that can offend me ! I’m sure some of my entries on here offend a few people, but believe me this face does not look worried.

    The puzzle was easy enough, though I disliked the cross-reference of IBO/OBI, and thought the clue for EYEHOLE was unnecessarily tortuous.

    NHO PUSEY.

    FOI POPCORN
    LOI PRIORITY
    COD INCENSE
    TIME 8:36

  13. Thanks ulaca for your fun blogs and please comment from the touchlines.
    Not much to say about the crossword which felt a little old-fashioned.
  14. Just surfacing for lunch,U, from a morning slaving over a hot computer keyboard since my pre-blog post. I’ve just read your blog. I’m dismayed that you feel you have to go. Whenever I see your name against the blog, I always expect clubbable humour and lightly-worn erudition, precisely what we hope for in a good blog. Please keep on posting and don’t let them grind you down.
  15. … during train naps. DNK ECLOGUE, IBO, OBI, TRIUNE or SHAW=wood. Guessed the last four with all the checkers, but ECLOGUE needed an aid once the hour was up.

    Good luck and thanks Ulaca – I haven’t been here long enough to be offended…

  16. I for one shall miss your Monday blogs and rest assured you have never offended me. I am mystified as to who these over-sensitive people are who take exception to your wit and wisdom.
    I hope somebody drops me a clear hint when it’s time for me to “give way” as they say on BBC Parliament, which is these days a must-see channel.
    The crossword was 15 minutes of easy, except for ECLOGUE which I had as EULOGUE which was wrong. LOG for block, but no way to resolve having two U’s.
  17. Many thanks from this Australian, with no offence ever taken. We will miss your lovely humour and flights of erudite fancy. Be assured that you achieved your goal of removing stuffiness and adding entertainment value. And enjoy your blogging retirement!

    And I will still consider it a standout event when my time is better than HKM’s 🙂

  18. Sorry you’re standing down, but as another ex-blogger, I can appreciate that sometimes you just feel the need to step back, whether permanently or temporarily. I don’t think I’ve ever been mortally offended by you – perhaps I wasn’t paying enough attention 🙂 Also, I have never thought that the blogger needs to be especially fast, or even utterly infallible as a solver; they should, after all, reflect the solving experience for everyone, and we all have days when we don’t see things. Anyway, keep on solving and commenting.

    Meanwhile, a pleasant and very Monday-ish puzzle, with the exception of the unknown TRIUNE, and even that fell into the “What else can it be?” category.

  19. Thanks for all the blogs ulaca. Wish you joy in 42.

    13′ today, dnk ECLOGUE or SHAW as a wood. I’ve sung about TRIUNE and doubted the clue. On looking, a TRIUNE is specifically a three-in-one, a trinity, as in the Holy Trinity, ‘group of three’ is a bit loose.

    Edited at 2019-04-01 11:49 am (UTC)

  20. The loss of any TforTT blogger is very sad, as far as this grateful occasional lurker is concerned. I, for one, will miss you. Thank you.

  21. Ulaca, I read today’s blog when it was first posted and then reread it carefully to check whether the date was significant. Sadly it appears not. I have always appreciated the efforts of the team of bloggers who provide a service to the rest of us that I have neither the wit nor the dedication to attempt.
  22. Say it aint so Ulaca. This is a poisson d’Avril right? You certainly never got up my nose – and in fact I see the reverse may be the case with my ill-timed Caro Lamb thing which probably told you more about her than you or anyone wanted to know. Can I take it back?

    Ok the puzzle. I was another “eulogue” briefly and I never feel all that confident in spelling the candle thing, otherwise no hold-ups. 11.22

  23. Terrible time! Put in Apps instead of Apse and wasted ten minutes wondering how to fit the non-existent seehole in! As a newcomer to TFT, I can only say that I had no idea of the pressure on featured bloggers. My respect to all is duly increased.
  24. Also a long time lurker and only very occasional commenter. Thanks for all the explanations. Good luck to you.
  25. Ulaca – As a longtime lurker but very occasional contributor I add my thanks for your blogs over the years. Always hugely enjoyed. Enjoy your retirement but I hope to see a comment from time to time.
    Barry J
  26. 11:06 so defo a Monday puzzle.

    You almost had me there Ulaca, it was only reading Olivia’s comment than tipped me off. I bet it isn’t even your 200th blog.

    I look forward to the resumption of normal service next Monday week.

    Edited at 2019-04-01 01:15 pm (UTC)

    1. It was only on reading Olivia’s comment that I realised it was April 1. Now I’m going to have to reread the papers to try and work out what else I shouldn’t have believed today.
    2. I’ve never bothered to count to be honest, but probably more like 175. Not really seven years, either, but if I can’t have a bit of artistic license on this of all days, then more fool me!
  27. I was stuck on the QC (which I now see others found easy) so I had a look at this. This didn’t seem difficult at all -no need to think of the capital of Libya – and I solved it in less than an hour. There were three I was not sure about: SHAW,ECLOGUES and TRIUNE. Happily all correct. A most enjoyable puzzle.
    I would like to add my thanks for your insights and humour Ulaca. You and the other bloggers have really helped me on my crossword journey. I hope you will now feel free to comment from the back benches. David
  28. I am more of a lurker than a poster but had to add my thoughts about you as a blogger. I have always LOVED your blogs for their erudition and humour. Very sorry I won’t be reading any more. You, along with the other bloggers have taught me so much. I can now usually finish, though even an ‘easy’ one like today takes me around 40 minutes and for some I have to resort to aids after an hour or so. The little extras, links and personal comments are the added joy to the tutorials. Best wishes for. Your ‘retirement’. Caro.
  29. Thank-you Ulaca for your entertaining blogs over the years, sad to see you go. As an Australian I can say you’ve never upset me, even rubbing in our (frequent) losses in games like cricket & rugby, in your banter with the late lamented Galspray.
  30. Thanks for your enjoyable blogs Ulaca.

    I suppose the new Elisha will be Sheila.

    Easy puzzle. I managed it in 15 mins.

    1. Yes, Sheila would be a fine choice. I don’t think an Aussie has stepped up to the plate since the late lamented Gallers threw his last shrimp on the barbie.
  31. Oh my goodness! How can people have been giving you grief over your erudite, witty and entertaining blogs, which I have enjoyed and admired greatly… and never been remotely offended? As for making mistakes.. you make less than I do! Thanks for your contributions as a blogger and I look forward to continuing to read your comments. Enjoy your ‘retirement’.
    As for today’s crossword. Mondayish. DNK PEG for small drink, but it had to be. COD to POPCORN. 14:30
  32. 11:34 … certainly easy, and we seemed to be back in church. Hey ho.

    My first thought on seeing ulaca’s post was “What offence?” My second, as Olivia’s, was to note the date (especially given the ‘poissons’ reference). I’d already fallen for one April Fool this morning before being alerted by helpful comments below the line, so I was slightly on my guard.

    Frankly, I feel ulaca isn’t causing nearly enough offence. Especially to Australians.

  33. I would just like to say a big THANK YOU to all the people who take the time to provide such interesting, informative and amusing commentaries. You have made all the difference to my pursuit of crossword-solving and long may you all reign. All the best in your retirement ulaca.
  34. I’m really pleased to have done this puzzle after driving home from a weekend of music and camaraderie accompanied by copious quantities of suitable beverages in the Scottish Borders, thus allowing me to survey all the comments, and whilst initially being overcome with dismay, then finding, with relief, that I didn’t need to compose an ulaca themed eulogy after all. U, you’re a naughty boy! I had to trust the wordplay for ECLOGUE and TRIUNE, otherwise no particular problems. Not too speedy a solve, but it was a long drive home after a busy weekend with not a lot of sleep. 35:31. Thanks setter and our will he/won’t he blogger of deception.
  35. I had a Houseman once upon a time, who would enquire “Peg of chai?’ So no problem with that one.
    R
    1. I completely forgot that I biffed this one this morning and never looked up the wordplay in the blog.

      It’s a shame I didn’t, as by startling coincidence I had to look it up later on in the day. Today’s crossword-inspired reading was Agatha Christie’s N or M (which came up a while back), which contains this exchange:

      “Yes, I hate patriotism, do you understand? All this country, country, country! Betraying your country – dying for your country – serving your country. Why should one’s country mean anything at all?”

      Tommy said simply: “I don’t know. It just does.”

      “Not to me! Oh, it would to you – you go abroad and buy and sell in the British Empire and come back bronzed and full of clichés, talking about the natives and calling for Chota Pegs and all that sort of thing.”

      Edited at 2019-04-01 07:52 pm (UTC)

  36. I have no complaints about your blogging. Goodness gracious, would the knockers do the job? Not a chance! We’ll done, and thanks. Enjoy your new liberty.
  37. DNF. Bah! I seem to be making up words at the moment, especially when I can see a (relatively) quick time approaching. This time it was eulogue which is a cross between a eulogy and an eclogue or to put it another way, incorrect.

    I was well and truly sucked in by the blog, very glad on reading through the comments to find that it was all just an Avril Poisson!

  38. It’s only the time you waste writing these excellent blogs that stops you honing your times to Magoo levels and putting me out of the reach of the podium on a permanent basis. So I for one would urge you to continue to entertain us on Mondays for many years yet.
    1. Now you’re encouraging me to take my delusional proclivities to the scary side of the sanity border!
  39. Well played ulaca. Much better than the puzzle, which was pretty much a stroll in the park.
  40. Well I for one am a little bit disappointed to hear it was all a ruse, if only in the following regard: I was going to suggest that with all your free time out in pasture, you might in due course consider collating all your favourite offences over the years alongside their peeved responses (with the contributors’ names redacted, of course), perhaps even with some new commentary from the vantage of hindsight. It should have made a very entertaining read!
  41. Thanks setter and ulaca
    Quick time of 33 min for me to fill the grid … probably just as long to go back and parse all the ones that I’d skipped and actually correct ECLOGUE (yes, from EULOGUE). Knew IBO from reading the sad story of Biafra a couple of years ago … it lingers on in the memory, nearly as indelibly as the photos of those poor children.
    New terms today were ‘peg’ (the drink), NE1 (the Newcastle postcode), TRIUNE and TANTE (French aunt, although it sorta sounded familiar).
    Finished in the SE corner with STEERAGE and EYEHOLE.

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