Times 27,137: Born Under One-Inch Punches

I had a whale of a time with this “proper Friday puzzle”, which took me 9 minutes on paper to negotiate its full gamut of cryptic tricks. Loads of treasurable surfaces, and it’s always a good sign when there are multiple candidates for Clue of the Day: I absolutely loved the misleading definition and its marriage with the surface at 5ac; but 20dn ran it close for raising two separate smiles with both its definition and wordplay sections; and a mention also to 7dn which has some brilliant and difficult-to-spot wordplay.

FOI was 5ac I think after I really wanted 1ac to be HIGH JUMP; much later to come were the likes of 20ac where I was sure the final X was leading me towards a bit of Latin terminology. (It seemed like there was quite a bit of boxing and punching in this crossword by the way, I hope the setter isn’t working out his sublimated aggression on us!) LOI 21dn, which reminded me that I only just learned, at the London meetup last weekend, that “bird” as in “time” is Cockney rhyming slang, “bird lime”, well I never! A few clues parsed after the fact, including the obviously very biffable Cumbrian town, the trickily phrased 2dn, and 11ac where I’m ashamed to say I somehow thought INCH was what was being clued by “punch”, at time of entry. Thanks so much to the setter for a great and and almost physically punishing workout!

ACROSS
1 Bound to appear at the bar: do this, however? (4,4)
JUMP BAIL – JUMP [bound], to appear at BAIL [the bar], semi-&lit.

5 Pool players might place balls in silence (6)
SPLOSH – PL. O’S [place | balls] in SH [silence]
Definition as in, “people playing at a pool might do this”

10 24 boxes from the East I received (5)
ROGER – R and R (the answer to 24ac) “boxes” EGO [I] read from east to west.
Received and understood.

11 Reel after receiving punch, drawing back (9)
FLINCHING – FLING [reel] after receiving CHIN [punch]

12 Rule on MBE for bungling old statesman (9)
MELBOURNE – (RULE ON MBE*) [“for bungling”]
Our Whig Prime Minister in the 1830s.

13 Baby carriers: the odd ones leaving auntie frail (5)
UTERI – {a}U{n}T{i}E {f}R{a}I{l}, with every odd-numbered character removed

14 Pop back with train set (7)
APPOINT – PA [pop] reversed + POINT [train (a gun, e.g.)]
Set can notoriously mean more things than any other word in the language; I’m sure it can be substituted for appoint in some sentence somewhere.

16 We appreciate that protective coats needed for this race (6)
TATARS – TA TARS [we appreciate that | protective coats]

18 Worthwhile American English teaching outside of university (6)
USEFUL – US EFL [American | English teaching] “outside of” U [university]

20 One protected from early knockout punch — a bit of a bloomer (7)
SEEDBOX – SEED BOX [one protected from early knockout (in tennis, e.g.) | punch]
Bloomer as in a flower (as in a plant not as in a river) not as in a mistake, obviously.

22 Ruler: a timeless measuring device (5)
AMEER – A ME{t}ER [a | measuring device, minus T for time]

23 Grind chickpeas, retaining one tiny amount (9)
MILLIGRAM – MILL GRAM [grind | chickpeas] “retaining” I [one]

25 Clubs getting even with president once (9)
CLEVELAND – C [clubs] getting LEVEL AND [even | with]
Grover Cleveland, 22nd and 24th President (D) of the United States in the 1890s.

CANAL – CANA L [where water miraculously turned (into wine, by Jesus) | left]
26 Ditch where water miraculously turned left (5)

27 Most careless and neglectful, ultimately fell by the wayside? (6)
LAXEST – {neglectfu}L + AXE [fell] by ST. [by the wayside?]

28 A measure of anxiety when confronted with memory (8)
ANGSTROM – ANGST [anxiety] when confronted with ROM [(computer) memory]

DOWN
1 Book’s initially happy end — before Jack turned up (8)
JEREMIAH – reverse all of: H{appy} + AIM ERE J [end | before | Jack]
Second book of the Prophets in the Old Testament.

2 Grand for cast to gather briefly around emperor (5)
MOGUL – G [grand] for MOUL{d} [cast … “briefly”] to “gather”

3 Sailors opening four wine bars transformed southern town (6-2-7)
BARROW-IN-FURNESS – R.N. [sailors] “opening” (FOUR WINE BARS*) [“transformed”] + S [southern]

4 News hotel’s unfinished: expecting trouble! (2,3,2)
IN FOR IT – INFO RIT{z} [news | hotel (“is unfinished”)]

6 Restore equilibrium, perhaps, as able musician should, quickly (4,2,3,6)
PICK UP THE PIECES – double definition

7 There were no survivors, except revolutionary in uniform (5,4)
OLIVE DRAB – O LIVED = ZERO LIVED [there were no survivors] + reversed BAR [except, “revolutionary”]

8 Hamper in corner, by couple (6)
HOGTIE – HOG [corner (e.g. the market)] by TIE [couple (v.)]

9 Turn off after upsetting, lacklustre video displays (6)
DIVERT – hidden reversed in {lacklus}TRE VID{eo}

15 Fresh ad sexed up ballet sequence (3,2,4)
PAS DE DEUX – (AD SEXED UP*) [“fresh”]

17 English flower on minute purple illustration (8)
EXEMPLUM – EXE [English flower (as in river)] on M [minute] + PLUM [purple]

19 Here one might pick up saddle for one’s lower back? (6)
LUMBAR – homophone of LUMBER [saddle (v.)]

20 What healthy dish could have? This one would have had sultanas (7)
SALADIN – a healthy dish “could have SALAD IN”. Sultanas can be the female counterpart of a sultan, as well as found in food.

21 Usual place for bird, not quite a box (6)
PARCEL – PAR CEL{l} [usual | place for bird, in the time in prison sense, “not quite” i.e. missing its last letter]

24 Leisure time organised by medic (1,3,1)
R AND R – RAN [organised] by DR. [medic]

56 comments on “Times 27,137: Born Under One-Inch Punches”

  1. Pre breakfast on IPad. Rushing today and ran out of time after an hour with Hogtie and Parcel not filled in.
    Brilliant puzzle. Mostly I liked: seedbox and COD to Saladin.
    Thanks clever setter and V.
  2. Couldn’t get near this one—as it turned out, I’d not done myself any favours by assuming that 6d would end with … UP THE SCALES, and not correcting myself when I put in the initial PICK. So, quite a few left in the SE corner even after I pushed ten minutes over my hour.

    If I’d had enough time left, I might well have double-checked for dodgy answers and corrected my mistake. Ho hum.

  3. Over an hour for this with the last 2 in the NE. SPLOSH went in with a shrug eventually leaving HOGTIE as the obvious LOI Didn’t get SEEDBOX till I came here but COD now that I understand it. Bit of a curates egg with the SW being very much easier.
    Off to Iona today. Having seen it so often in crosswordland, nice to see it in real life…
  4. I had to wrestle with this brilliant puzzle for over an hour, mostly due to inserting ‘impair’ at 8d (tho’ I couldn’t see why ‘im’ would be anything to do with corners!).
  5. Hard but enjoyable and rewarding work. I was only sorry that I fell at the final hurdle where I guessed TATERS (for no particular reason) instead of TATARS. I always thought the race was spelt ‘Tartars’ anyway, but Collins advises this is only an alternative spelling with TATARS being the more usual version. Btw, TAR in the required sense is a mass noun, so pluralising it may be a little dodgy.

    Was unable to parse USEFUL as having used the E for English I couldn’t see why FL would stand for ‘teaching’. I never thought EFL together.

    Like our blogger I have not managed to think of a context where ‘set’ means APPOINT but I’m sure somebody else will oblige before long.

    There’s a fun NINA in today’s QC if anyone wants to try it. The setter’s name should be a clue!

    Edited at 2018-09-07 07:37 am (UTC)

    1. I read “coats” as a verb — and “tars” works as a verb, too, so I think it’s OK.

      [On edit: Ah! but I suppose the adjective “protective” falsifies my hypothesis. But then again, isn’t a [countable noun] ‘tar’ another term for an oilskin, such as old salty sea-dogs wear?]

      Edited at 2018-09-07 10:30 am (UTC)

      1. I have a sneaking suspicion that this usage is an error. I cannot see that ‘a tar’ is a protective coat. And as you say, ‘protective’ wrecks the verb.

        Hmm. Sort me out on this…

        1. I think it’s just the plural of ‘tar’, remembering that it was used to protect the wood of ships etc (hence jack tar) so in that sense it’s a protective coat or coating. My comment about mass noun may well be valid but I assume there are different grades of tar or methods of producing it so that might account for ‘tars’ in the plural.
  6. 36 challenging minutes for this excellent puzzle. I too fell foul of 6d thinking it must be ‘even up the scales’ but of course I couldn’t parse it properly. DNK gram = chickpeas; cannot see ‘set’ as
    ‘appoint’ either; and thanks to V for explaining the ‘seed’ bit of 20ac as I just didn’t make the connection with tennis etc. Sign of a good clue perhaps.
    1. Just looked up ‘appoint’ – ‘to determine or decide on’ (a time or place) is a secondary meaning, so ‘to set a time or place’ is a perfect fit.

      Edited at 2018-09-07 08:01 am (UTC)

  7. Well that was tricky! “Firm but fair” springs to mind, although some of the wordplay was a bit too devious for my Friday morning brain.

    34 minutes and never really felt in control, especially with TEAR UP THE SCALES (no, me neither) refusing to leave my mind, making most of the Eastern side even harder than it already was.

    Good job I wasn’t doing it on paper, there would have been far to many crossings out to make sense of anything.

    Ho hum, I suppose after a record time on Monday something like this was always going to be just round the corner.

  8. Just under 35 minutes, so a proper brain-stretcher. Almost every clue needed a break-through moment to spot the real definition and/or the devious wordplay: I never did spot hoe FL meant teaching in USEFUL. Of SEEDing as protecting players from early knockout I would only say doesn’t seem to work particularly well at, say, women at Wimbledon, or for Germany at the World Cup.
    There are some rather nice read throughs in this one: USEFUL SEEDBOX, CLEVELAND CANAL (is there one?) and my favourite bizarre image, JUMP BAIL SPLOSH. I’d quite like to see the MOGUL PAS DE DEUX at Covent Garden: it might even DIVERT SALADIN, though how he could have been diverted from battling long enough to have sultanas (and resultant offspring) is beyond me.
    Appoint for SET troubled me only in the “other people are going to query this but it seems OK to me” sense. I’m grateful to Tringmardo for providing a perfect example so I don’t need to try.
    1. If you’re not seeded at Wimbledon you can get knocked out before you even get there on the grass courts in Roehampton.
      1. I don’t think I knew that, but I did know that all but 1 of the top ten women seeds were out by the third round this year. And Germany were seeded 1 at the world cup, only to be demolished by the admirable Son Heung-min and his pals. Seeding doesn’t always offer much protection.
  9. 36:09. Held up mostly by the NE corner, not helped by having SPLASH for 5a initially. Almost “threw in the towel” with my last one, but then belated saw SEED to get SEEDBOX. Lots of tasty chewiness today. I was pleased to complete without aids. PARCEL my COD. Thanks setter and V for the great entertainment.

    Edited at 2018-09-07 07:59 am (UTC)

  10. ….AMEER.

    A fine puzzle which I wiped out in 20:26 with a couple of biffs and the odd shrug.

    FOI UTERI – absolute respect to Verlaine for opening up with SPLOSH !

    Glared at the Guardian clue at 10A, especially as I couldn’t immediately solve 24D.

    Does “wayside” equate to “street” ? Didn’t hold me up, but provoked a Gallic gesture.

    Biffed FLINCHING due to the “inch = punch” failing alluded to in the blog, and LOI SEEDBOX where the seeded player totally passed me by. A post-finish Google tells me that it’s a high speed remote server, though not of the tennis variety !

    I also Googled “EFL” to be advised that it’s the English Football League (home to Aston Villa and Bolton Wanderers these days), but further searching threw up TEFL – teaching English as a foreign language. It’s all Greek to me.

    COD SALADIN

    1. Thanks! I tackled this one very late and half-asleep and my Googling turned up naught, as I only Googled FL (minus Florida), not EFL—let alone TEFL. I did guess that “foreign language” could be the solution, but some slight uncertainty remained.

      Edited at 2018-09-07 04:36 pm (UTC)

  11. A bit later to the party this morning after a) sending my old grandfather clock to the menders, after it stopped short never to go again, b) tied up the ballcock on a lavatory which has just sprung a leak, and c) spent 75 minutes on this. But all correct. DNK BAIL meant BAR and wouldn’t have known to jump it until JEREMIAH hit me. LOI HOGTIE, a favourite word of my Dad’s. COD to SALADIN. ANGSTROM units took me back over 50 years to measuring the Sodium D Iines wavelengths in the Clarendon by spectroscopy. I managed to get PAS DE DEUX with my eyes closed. Thank you V and setter.
      1. I thought of that but thought “surely not.” I’d ask for a review but I’d be given out on Umpire’s Call.
          1. Chambers says a bail is “on a typewriter, teleprinter, etc, a hinged bar that holds the paper against the platen”, which seems good.
  12. With an hour up, I had to look up what turned out to be SEEDBOX. Any puzzle containing SPLOSH must have something going for it…

    I didn’t know GRAM as a legume, and suppose a dish might have a salad in it (the king of salads, the niçoise?), rather than having one on the side

    1. Never heard of this GRAM in isolation, but fortunately I think we have some “gram flour” in the house… Advantage vegans.
      1. We have some chickpea flour at home which I knew as besan, except for the life of me I couldn’t bring the word to mind.
  13. Quite a PAS DE DEUX with the setter today. I couldn’t see the EFL in USEFUL but realized post-submit that it must be equivalent to ESL (second language) in these parts. Another who didn’t know chickpea/gram. There’s a town in Mass. called Chicopee. I like Z’s MOGUL ballet – perhaps as a DIVERTissement in The Abduction From The Seraglio. Nice one by Paul today in the other place – it has USEFUL too. 28.39
  14. 12:43. Super puzzle, this. Pool players might, one protected from early knockout, what healthy dish could have… top class stuff.
    Not sure I’ve come across ‘gram’ before: I was trying to fit ‘chana’ in.
    Set/POINT: what tringmardo says.
  15. Really enjoyable, but slow well over 30 minutes, right off the wavelength. Failed to parse a few – INFO RITZ, LUMBAR which I pronounce nothing like lumber, and EFL. Nevertheless an excellent puzzle.
    As an alternative I had the short cast as MOULT without the T, I think that just about works?
  16. I agree, a lovely puzzle with some great devices – “One protected from early knockout” might be my favourite. I wasn’t helped by putting SKIP BAIL at 1a, and turns out I can’t spell LOMBAR [sic], but otherwise a very pleasant 13m 17s.

    Actually, I do have a quibble with 25a… surely ‘president twice’?

  17. I do think it’s time to drop ‘race’ as a term for an ethnic group. And for God’s sake don’t tell me it’s in Chambers.
    1. So instead I looked it up in OED Online, and read this:
      “In recent years, the associations of race with the ideologies and theories that grew out of the work of 19th-century anthropologists and physiologists has led to the use of the word race itself becoming problematic. Although still used in general contexts, it is now often replaced by other words which are less emotionally charged, such as people(s) or community”.
      Being an insensitive sort, I would not have twigged that, and would not have any problem in race/TATARS, though perhaps tribe might have been better.
      The snag is, of course, that following a moratorium, the setter would have problems leading us up the garden path, or in the context of this clue, down the wrong track.
      Personally, I am keen to recognise only one race, the human one, and despise every move from race to racism, but I’m not at all sure I could sign up to a petition banning the use of “race” as a building block in crossword clues.
  18. Excellent puzzle which kept me occupied for 38 mins. Seed was good – didn’t get the parsing till I came here, so solved that by definition. Some good surface readings. Great blog, V, thanks.

    Edited at 2018-09-07 01:11 pm (UTC)

  19. 40 minutes, but had CANCEL LOI at 21dn, getting the ‘can’ from prison, but with a vague idea about a cancellation mark possibly being a sort of box.

    Edited at 2018-09-07 02:37 pm (UTC)

  20. Excellent puzzle -got there in the end – marred slightly in my view by an unreadable surface for 16 and a lax ‘by the wayside’ in 27.
    1. 16 is illegible indeed, and count me among those who find “wayside” a stretch for “street.”
      1. ‘Wayside’ is too much of a stretch for ‘street’ but a street is a way and so the other elements of the word are indeed ‘by the wayside’. I’m not sure the question mark is essential other than to indicate that something quirky is going on. I’m with you both on the surface of 16 and wonder whether an apostrophe has been omitted. “Coat’s” would greatly improve the surface and also address jackkt’s point about tar being a mass noun.
        1. Surface of 16 had me thinking of Tour de France on stormy days. I appreciate that protective coats (are) needed for that race – they all wear rain jackets.
  21. Very annoyed with myself for the second day in succession. I hurriedly wrote in “Utera” instead of “Uteri” and consequently was hogtied on 8d. I did Latin to O level – so no excuse.
  22. I came to this very late after a day golfing in the rain, with aches and pains everywhere, even after a soak in the tub. After 45 minutes I had less than half the grid filled, and as I was going nowhere, googled to see if there was an old statesman call BERNOLEUM. There wasn’t, but, fortunately or unfortunately MELBOURNE popped up on the second line of the page in capitals, so that got me moving again. It was still an almighty battle to get to the end, but to the end I got after 83:09. UTERI was my FOI, and SALADIN, SEEDBOX, OLIVE DRAB, HOGTIE and finally SPLOSH were the stragglers. English as a Foreign Language has popped up in a previous puzzle, so surprisingly, I actually remembered it. I also saw SET time and APPOINTED time so that didn’t faze me. Also, surprisingly, I managed to parse everything else apart from GRAM for Chickpea. Thanks setter and V.
  23. Gnargh. I had “regal” at 2d, meant to go back and check it, didn’t, ended up with no viable options for 1ac, and hence went for the completely untenable “jury bait”.
  24. What a clever clue.
    DNF, which is not unusual for me, but enjoyed this thoroughly,
    Thanks to setter and V
  25. Very tough but very enjoyable. The LHS went in over the course of an hour but the RHS remained stubbornly blank. After an interval of several hours at work and several hours in the pub, I picked the puzzle up again on the train home, angstrom opened up the rest of it and I finished after another 15 mins or so.
  26. Too much for me and no peace for the wicked once back home on Friday evening with three teenage children. Not helped by miscounting the letters and entering UTERA for 13a. Didn’t think of JUMP BAIIL, had POST BAIIL stuck in my head….. About three quarters complete.
  27. I found this among my weekend crosswords ready to do; for some reason didn’t do it at the time, so only V if at all will see this.

    Nobody mentioned it, so I must be missing something. Please could you explain why ‘seedbox’ is a definition of a bit of a bloomer? A seedbox isn’t a bit of a flower: it’s the thing which the flower is put in so as to grow, so far as I can see.

    1. My Chambers defines it as equivalent to SEEDCASE – “the part of a plant in which the seeds are encased”…
  28. Re-did this online 2 and 3/4 years later.

    Managed to finish this time so must be improving!!

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