Anyway, I liked this a lot, plenty of terse and misleading definitions blending smoothly into the surfaces of their clues. I liked the fun words at 1dn and 6dn and enjoyed both the elaborateness of wordplay at eg 9ac and 14dn but also the admirable simplicity of eg the Pancake Day cryptic def. Many thanks to the setter, and may I say how nice it is to be back doing crosswords on English soil?
ACROSS
1 Spirit rejected by chap getting extremely sick on port (8)
MURMANSK – reversed RUM [spirit], by MAN [chap], getting S{ic}K
5 Woodlouse, perhaps, one by flower in turf (6)
ISOPOD – I [one] by PO [flower (as in a river)] in SOD [turf]
9 Dog whacked, head dropping after a wallop (8)
AIREDALE – {t}IRED [whacked, dropping its head], after A, plus ALE [wallop]
10 Cheers Henry during defeats (6)
THANKS – H [Henry] during TANKS [defeats]
12 Bad toothache inviting depression and drink (3,9)
HOT CHOCOLATE – (TOOTHACHE*) [“bad”], “inviting” in COL [depression]
15 Water, perhaps, over by fish (5)
OXIDE – O X IDE [over | by | fish]. Water being a (mon)oxide of hydrogen…
16 Popular old writer stops for vacation in UK city (9)
INVERNESS – IN VERNE [popular | old writer] + S{top}S (getting vacated)
18 Method of choice covering a specific period (9)
OPERATION – OPTION [choice] covering ERA [a specific period]
19 Long story about End of Empire (5)
YEARN – YARN [story] about {empir}E
20 Antagonistic policeman bit criminal (12)
INCOMPATIBLE – (POLICEMAN BIT*) [“criminal”]
24 Ashen chief, one addicted to booze (6)
CHALKY – CH ALKY [chief | one addicted to booze]
25 Current craze feeding anti bombing rebellion (8)
INTIFADA – I FAD [current | craze] “feeding” (ANTI*) [“bombing”]
26 Bury unevenly in a little grave (6)
SOMBRE – B{u}R{y} in SOME [a little]
27 Sugar level: attempt to conserve energy (8)
FLATTERY – FLAT [level] + TRY [attempt] “to conserve” E [energy]
DOWN
1 Married wife and husband snatching a kiss, as announced (4)
MWAH – M W H [married | wife + husband] “snatching” A
2 Extraordinary results are rightfully examined — but only “firsts” (4)
RARE – R{esults} A{re} R{ightfully} E{xamined}
3 Stellar group along with US lawyer investing capital in Europe (9)
ANDROMEDA – AND DA [along with | US lawyer] “investing” ROME [capital in Europe]
4 Most of human body turning seriously ill with internal issues? (4-8)
SELF-CRITICAL – reversed FLES{h} [“most of” human body] + CRITICAL [seriously ill]
6 Mark given after school — zilch for numskull (5)
SCHMO – M [mark] given after SCH [school] + O [zilch]
7 Date for races when fast start anticipated? (7,3)
PANCAKE DAY – cryptic definition. A date for running Pancake Day races, on which Ash Wednesday, the start of the fast of Lent, is anticipated.
8 It spreads non-European pedestrians around (10)
DISPERSANT – (PED{e}STRIANS*) [“around”]
11 Established religious community on site of monastery overlooking loch (12)
CONVENTIONAL – CONVENT [religious community] on IONA [site of monastery] overlooking L [loch]
13 Understood old men fall apart (2,2,6)
GO TO PIECES – GOT O PIECES [understood | old | men]
14 Successfully defeat, without having caught every branch (4,1,5)
LIKE A CHARM – LI{c}K EACH ARM [defeat (minus C) | every | branch]
17 Where change in production is the norm (5,4)
ROYAL MINT – cryptic definition. The Royal Mint is in the business of producing (pocket) change.
21 Following change of heart, mother finds God? (5)
MAKER – MA{t->K}er [mother, changing its central letter to something else]
22 With due reference to speed (4)
PACE – double definition. We were talking about the pronunciation of PACE (first def) not that long ago, weren’t we?
23 Endearingly funny series of Tarzan? Yes (4)
ZANY – hidden in {tar}ZAN Y{es}
I guess 1dn set the tone for this quirky one.
LOIs were Like a Charm and Oxide after twigging the ‘by’ must be there for some reason.
Mostly I liked: Pancake day and COD to the excellent old men falling apart.
Thanks setter and V.
Edited at 2018-08-24 07:22 am (UTC)
I used my alphabet soup strainer there (obviously) and for O?I?E at 15, seriously considering OGIVE and OLIVE before remembering the old Facebook warning about Dihydromonoxide – at the wrong end of the alphabet for speedier solving.
Those of us feeling less offended over the “godless” slur earlier this week got our come-uppance with 21. Only having M?K?? to go on (should have twigged SOMBRE sooner) I scoured the entire Golden Bough and then some for arcane names of the Deity, almost deciding that MAKMA belonged to the Aztecs or some such. And I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve sung “Mater Dei” where the required version of mummy conveniently nestles against yet another version of God. A little learning…
I haven’t worked out whether the clue for INTIFADA risks a fatwa.
Well blogged V, and welcome home.
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Supposing that, when Pistol
uttered the well-known words—‘‘Under which
king, Bezonian? Speak or die!’’ Justice Shallow
had felt certain that it was either William or
Richard, but had not been able to settle which, so
that he could not possibly say either name before
the other, can it be doubted that, rather than die, he
would have gasped out ‘‘Rilchiam!’’’
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I was also unfamiliar with INTIFADA so got lucky there; didn’t have a clue what was going on with AIREDALE but it had to be. Unlike others here, I thought PANCAKE DAY was a poor clue (and not just because I spent some time trying to get MARDIS GRAS to fit!).
Quite a nice level of toughness for a Friday I thought, not too evil, not too nice. I came in at around 40 mins for this, so coasting a bit perhaps. CoD the fast start: nice one!
Many thanks setter and Verlaine-on-English-soil.
Edited at 2018-08-24 11:44 am (UTC)
I happened to read in the NY Times this morning that back when he was sane, when Rudy Giuliani was the US DA for New York’s southern district and doing a lot to dismantle the Mob, his office was known as The House of Pancakes because of all the flipping that went on inside. Something of a sore point for Rudy’s current boss.
Enjoyed the blog title, V. Have a nice weekend, all
Welcome back to Blighty, V. Not much has improved and the £ is going down the toilet.
Time 37 minutes, about average for me unless the puzzle is very easy.
Thanks to both setter and blogger, and a good weekend to all and one.
I just looked and the Chambers on my phone tells me there are 165 words that fit _A_E. I don’t know if that is the absolute most for a 4-letter word, but it must be close.
So I had one letter wrong since I went for RACE.
FOI YEARN
Parsed AIREDALE after biffing it, understood OXIDE, INTIFADA, and PANCAKE DAY once I’d used the said aids, and the last of those enabled me to nail THANKS.
Had to come here for SELF CRITICAL, so thanks to V for putting me out of my misery.
COD ROYAL MINT
I also tried last Saturday’s this morning, and failed on that too, of which more tomorrow evening when I get home from hopefully witnessing a vastly improved performance from my team at Darlington.
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EXCLAMATION informal
Used to represent the sound of a kiss, typically one given in an exaggerated or theatrical way.
‘Mwah, mwah! How are you, dahling?’
Origin: 1960s: imitative.
It’s also in Collins, but not (despite some of the comments above on other matters) in Chambers.
Couldn’t get Pancake Day despite thinking that it was probably about Lent and Mardi Gras. Doh! I’m a flipping schmo.
Also stumped by Thanks having considered Shores and Shucks only to rightly dismiss them.
Lots to like here. COD – a dead heat between GO TO PIECES and LIKE A CHARM.
Like Vinyl, I only know tank to mean deliberate self inflicted loss. Usually I don’t like words like Mwah (Kerchoo, etc) but this was clued so neatly that I didn’t mind for once.
Regarding Schmo, please refer to the film Topkapi from the mid 60’s: Maximillian Schnell to Melina Mercouri regarding Peter Ustinov “what we need now is a schmo”
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Mighty
However I had RACE for 22dn.
Reference being RE, with Due being account – AC