FOIs 18ac and 24ac probably, 15ac might have been pretty quick to arrive too but I can’t remember for sure. LOI (apart from the hippo drop) the unfamiliar archaic term at 27ac. I really liked the straightforward elegance of 21ac; Agatha Christie made a guest appearance in Doctor Who about a decade ago, but I must point out that hardcore Doctor Who fans will get miffed if you call it Dr Who, as 25ac comes perilously close to doing!
The surfaces all hold up in the cold morning light and there is definitely some inventive stuff going on with the multiple cryptic definitions and &lits. 12dn is my Clue of the Day for being a really clever re-interpretation of a cliched phrase that we all take for granted, pointing our poor brains off in the wrong direction entirely. Very glad not to have any ambiguity at all about the spelling of 1dn: I like to think of myself as a very good speller, but HOUYHNHNM lies outside even my confidence zone. Imagine how many “scare the horses” comments it could have generated as an anagram! Thanks to the setter for generally not sparing the horses though, 1-0 to you this Friday I’d say, sir or possibly madam. Grr!
ACROSS
1 What township police would need? (5)
HIPPO – hidden quite obviously inside {towns}HIP PO{lice}, but I still don’t get it. Hippos are just the ponderous semiaquatic African mammals, and township police and just township police, aren’t they? I never thought the twain would meet. ETA: a Hippo is an Armoured Personnel Carrier used by South African police. Which I guess it probably had to be really. But I did like the idea of them needing an actual hippo. Another &lit eh!
4 Vessel’s very unusual coupling hooks (6,3)
LOVING CUP – V, “hooked” by (COUPLING*) [“unusual”]
9 North Eastern hotel, full up, sadly offering no accommodation (9)
UNHELPFUL – (NE H FULL UP*) [“sadly”]
10 Absurd sentimentality about distant land (5)
GONZO – GOO [sentimentality] about NZ [= New Zealand = distant land]
11 In private, I agree to receive Republican minister (4,9)
HOME SECRETARY – HOME [in] + SECRET [private] + AY [I agree] “to receive” R [Republican]
14 Large piece of skin ought to be put back evenly (4)
HUNK – the even letters of {s}K{i}N {o}U{g}H{t}, reversed
15 Company department whose business is first to pick up? (4,6)
CALL CENTRE – cryptic def, the call centre being the part of the business that fields incoming phone calls
18 Flowers a symbol some mostly abandoned (3,7)
MAY BLOSSOM – (A SYMBOL SOM{e}*) [“abandoned”]
19 Place such as Washington wouldn’t do for everyone (4)
LIEU – LIE [such as (George) “I cannot tell a lie” Washington wouldn’t do] + U [for everyone]
21 Position, say, in which murder committed (6,7)
ORIENT EXPRESS – ORIENT [position] + EXPRESS [say]
24 Demanding return of books: we’re disgusted (5)
TOUGH – OT [books] reversed + UGH! [we’re disgusted]
25 Who, perhaps, uses it’s elaborately turned out? (5,4)
DRESS SUIT – DR [Who, perhaps] + (USES IT’S*) [“elaborately turned out”], &lit.
27 One that can suddenly drop a clanger, speaking in cheap theatre (5,4)
PENNY GAFF – PENNY [one that can suddenly drop] + homophone of GAFFE [a clanger, “speaking”]
28 Ship touring Caribbean’s in race (5)
SWISS – SS [ship] “touring” WI’S [Caribbean’s]
DOWN
1 Cases of hitherto ugly, half-forgotten Hanoverian mares appearing in fabulous horse race (10)
HOUYHNHNMS – H{ithert}O U{gl}Y H{alf-forgotte}N H{anoveria}N M{are}S. The civilised talking horses from Swift’s Gulliverian fable.
2 Old man’s audible exclamation of contempt (3)
PAH – homophone of PA [old man “is audible”]
3 Russian department closing after student departed (6)
OBLAST – LAST [closing] after OB [= old boy, student departed]
4 Body drawing from biography about girl (4,5)
LIFE CLASS – LIFE C LASS [biography | about | girl]
5 Brussels throne room turned up treasure (5)
VALUE – EU LAV [Brussels | throne room] reversed
6 Row when entering eg on a fancy here? (2-2,4)
NO-GO AREA – OAR [row], when entering (EG ON A*) [“fancy”], semi-&lit.
7 Civil engineer incorporating fellow’s jolly design (5,6)
CANDY STRIPE – CE [civil engineer] “incorporating” ANDY’S TRIP [fellow’s | jolly]
8 One holding chair for piano opposite (4)
PROF – FOR P [for | piano] reversed. ETA: Anonymous’s parsing is even better! PRO [for] + F [= forte = piano’s opposite]. Thanks anon!
12 Reserve ready for the match? (5,2,4)
MONEY TO BURN – cryptic def, money to burn being money you have in “reserve”, that theoretically you could happily take a “match” to…
13 Needs about a pound when daughter’s going places (10)
REQUISITES – RE [about] + QUI{d} [a pound, “when (D for) daughter’s going”] + SITES [places]
16 Behold ring being used to bind each type of folder (5-4)
LOOSE-LEAF – LO [behold] + O [ring] + SELF [being] used “to bind” EA [each]
17 Whacking small boy could end in outcry (8)
ALMIGHTY – AL [small boy] + MIGHT [could] + {outcr}Y
20 The works of O Henry missing from promotions? (6)
OPUSES – O + PUS{h}ES [“(H for) Henry missing from” promotions]
22 Girl climbing a mountain finally needing a hand up (5)
NADIA – A {mountai}N reversed [“climbing”], + AID [a hand] reversed [“up”]
23 Over from a spinner (4)
ATOP – A TOP [a | spinner]
26 Reading maybe for which one has no time (3)
UNI – UNI{t} [one “has no (T for) time”]
Sounds like a Flanders & Swann job.
1dn HOUYHNHNMS was excruciating but got there in the end quite Swifly – my LOI COD, WOD
Very tough even for a Friday but I finally ended in just under an eternity.
FOI 8dn PROF
Rest of the day to myself!
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Edited at 2018-05-11 06:43 am (UTC)
Edited at 2018-05-11 05:00 pm (UTC)
The name ‘Casspir’ is an anagram of the abbreviations of the customer, the South African Police (SAP), and the design authority, the Council for Scientific and Industrial Research (CSIR – Applied Chemistry Unit that later became MECHEM).
As six-wheeler is a Sesspir –
Doubtless Hippo sounds better!
Edited at 2018-05-11 06:40 am (UTC)
I really enjoyed this. Clever cluing.
Mostly I liked: Orient Express, Candy Stripe and COD to the short but perfectly formed… Lieu.
Thanks setter and V.
Did not know that meaning of hippo but put it in regardless; Also unfamiliar with 27ac, my LOI.
Lots of fine clues .. many thanks to setter, and blogger
I had no idea what was going on at 1dn and although I spotted the ‘cases of’ device as a possiblity, the letters it threw up didn’t seem to work much beyond H{ithert}O. ‘Ugly half forgotten’ suggested UG{ly} as the next two letters and the checked H from 11ac led me to HOUGH as the first half of the answer so I was onto a loser from then on. If I ever knew of the literary horses I had forgotten them completely.
I won’t embarrass myself any further by listing the many unknown words and/or references in other clues.
Is SWISS actually a race?
Nice stuff here on the same website on the cherry tree lie myth: http://www.mountvernon.org/library/digitalhistory/digital-encyclopedia/article/cherry-tree-myth/
Race is a yucky concept, so the Swiss, as well as, say, the Chinese, might as well be called it. Odd clueing, though.
This one was a beauty to come back to, full of downright eccentricities, the setter presumably taking on the Swift horses in a fit of self flagellation, or perhaps GONZO compiling.
I half knew the Hippo as a mine resistant police vehicle from apartheid era South Africa, but I may be half mistaken.
I certainly didn’t know the cheap theatre, and blinked a bit at the rather ugly OPUSES.
But LOVING CUP was good, with its nod in the direction of an &lit, and I completed in 25 minutes. Good Friday.
I liked Money to burn. COD Orient Express.
Let’s hope that abstinence makes the heart grow fonder.
Came here and picked up CALL CENTRE, which I really should have got, and that enabled me to solve a few more. Eventually checked ORIENT EXPRESS as well, and that enabled me to mop up the remainder.
Whilst there were some excellent clues (notably MONEY TO BURN, VALUE, LIEU, and ALMIGHTY), I really didn’t like HOUYHNHNMS, NADIA, or OPUSES.
Vaguely knew those horses, and OBLAST, but DNK PENNY GAFF, or the usage of HIPPO (I like it now I know !)
Just the sort of puzzle I dread facing in the Championship.
Anyway, I was also miffed at MAIL CENTRE being marked as wrong. And apart from the small matter of the checking letters not matching, DIANA fits well into 22d I think!
I had MAIL CENTRE for a long time too, but it didn’t feel right.
Well done jerryw and V for speed on this one, glad it wasn’t a Wednesday.
Pterodactyl
Edited at 2018-05-11 09:49 am (UTC)
Anyway, my (comparatively) swift solving time suggests this was as much on my wavelength as a puzzle can be while remaining this tricky. I can certainly understand why some people would wonder if a puzzle can be a 100% fair challenge when it involves so much guesswork, and taking so much on trust, even if you end up with the correct solution (in particular, I’d never heard of the PENNY GAFF or the HIPPO, though I’d assumed it was perhaps some sort of baton used by the local police, so I suppose I wasn’t that far adrift). And to be fair, the immensely tricky 1dn was clued in perhaps the only fair way the word can be – I knew of the word, and even then, if I’d attempted to spell it without any assistance, I would have needed several goes. All in all, I enjoyed this, though I realise I’m speaking from a somewhat privileged position. But that’s Fridays for you…
The Swiss can not be defined as a ‘race’. And HOUYHNHNMS is an impeccable clue and solution — the setter even spells it out for us.
Proper blog. Thank you, V.
Proper brain-teaser of a puzzle. Thank you, setter.
Edited at 2018-05-11 10:48 am (UTC)
Everyone knows that, in addition to being truthful, George Washington was an impatient man who famously said “I cannot sit”. Hence “situ” for 19ac.
Sometimes I look at myself and wonder if evolution was really worth all the trouble.
I agree about ‘putting the answer in’.
But just as I accepted defeat on this puzzle the postman brought me the great news that I’m in the Championship in November! I look forward to putting some faces to pseudonyms.
I’m quite a way from my post at the moment, so don’t know if I’ve got anything along the same lines. Fingers crossed though.
As for this, definitely a tricky one, 31 minutes with too many put in with crossed fingers for my comfort.
“The Houyhnhnms and Yahoos represent two extremes of mankind, with Gulliver both literally and figuratively stuck between them: the Houyhnhnms represent absolute innocence and icy-cold reason, and the Yahoos represent the depravity of mankind.
As much as he tries to become like the horses, Gulliver cannot rid himself of his Yahoo-ness, and the Houyhnhnms send him away.”
Edited at 2018-05-11 11:17 am (UTC)
John Henderson behind this one?
Edited at 2018-05-12 02:48 am (UTC)
And I put MAIL-CENTRE which first the cryptic definition in the sense of picking up the mail before delivering it.
from Jeepyjay