I’m not one for naming names, but I happen to know who today’s setter is, because he’s a regular setter, well known for his scientistic belief system. And I mean that not in a pejorative way: everyone is entitled to their own wacky opinions and deserves our full respect for holding them. All I will say though is that I hope we have used up our quota of tedious scientistic references for the rest of the year. Take 19 down as an example. The setter instructs us to put an ‘unknown’ in an unchecked square. Well, the field of unknowns is large, and there is simply no way of knowing that there is a better answer than the one you first thought of if you don’t know the word. And let’s face it (and I don’t think I need to conduct a poll to assign a place to this answer’s place on the guessability scale), who in their right mind – unless of course they are a fellow traveller in the setter’s scientistic sect – is going to chance on the so-called correct answer?
Before continuing, I would like to reiterate that I have the greatest respect for setters and editors of all types and persuasions. Those who have read my witterings all these years will know that the comments I feel compelled to make here will hurt me far more than it will hurt them. But sometimes, as John Wayne tells Monty Clift in Red River, a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.
ACROSS
1 Maestro after formal wear clothed by worker in Next (8)
ADJACENT – DJ ACE in ANT. No product placement please, especially now I have sold my shares in Next.
5 Reverend nearly accepts uniform with new cloth (6)
VICUNA – N U in VICA[r]. Two points here: 1) the word should have a tilde over the N (please update the software); 2) the setter has missed a trick for a punning reference with Lama/Llama.
8 Invention concerning food product made from woodchips (10)
FIBREBOARD – FIB RE BOARD (food)
9 Lose penny from pocket? That hurts (4)
OUCH – [p]OUCH
10 Imbue wordplay with a twist, trapping learner rising in standard (8,6)
UPWARDLY MOBILE – L in anagram* of IMBUE WORDPLAY. Well done, setter. You have resisted the temptation to clue an obscure word or phrase with an anagram and thereby call down the eternal ire of Jupiter Praescriptivus.
11 Never time to back overthrown saint’s oppressors (7)
TYRANTS – reversal of NARY T (time) + reversal of ST. Top clue with no unnecessary tricks or obscurities. More like this, please.
13 See an elk run (7)
VAMOOSE – V (vide) A (an) MOOSE (elk). We’ll let you off the obscure abbreviation of a Latin word this time, but will monitor future use.
15 Student’s mark cut by incomplete grasp (7)
SCHOLAR – HOL(d) in SCAR. That’s more like it.
18 Tired air recycled so as to block tobacco (7)
WEARIED – AIR* in WEED
21 What pupils may have to suffer after run (4,10)
WORK EXPERIENCE – EXPERIENCE (suffer) after WORK (run – think wrist watches, if you still wear one)
22 Cinema turned my life around — coming to no conclusions (4)
FILM – M(y) LIF(e) reversed
23 Oily, fishy bisque that’s got in even pieces of coconuts (10)
OBSEQUIOUS – BISQUE* in [c]O[c]O[n]U[t]S
24 The contents of Sweeney Todd’s last thought in the past (6)
WEENED – [s]WEENE[y] (the contents of the word SWEENEY) + last letter of [tod]D. Thus Milton in Paradise Lost: ‘they weend / That self same day by fight, or by surprize / To win the Mount of God, and on his Throne / To set the envier of his State, the proud / Aspirer’. A warning to us all, I ween.
25 Like organ’s part of chorale arranged by timeless Cage? (8)
COCHLEAR – CHORALE and C* (CAGE minus the ‘age’). I once went to a ‘performance’ of John Cage’s 4’33”, memorable for the fact that the orchestra felt the need to tune their instruments before it started.
DOWN
1 Where one needs repairman to be responsible? (2,5)
AT FAULT – you might need a repairman if you have an electrical fault, say.
2 One blocking post kind about women’s hearts (9)
JOBSWORTH – JOB + W in SORT + H (hearts in bridge, say); if you don’t know what one of these is, check this out.
3 Ordinary addition to a uniform (7)
CHEVRON – double definition: in heraldry, a conventional figure on a shield; in the army, say, chevrons are used as insignia for NCOs
4 More than one fool behaves amorously, about to be dumped (7)
NOODLES – [ca]NOODLES, ca being the abbreviation for circa. More Latin, but nothing a mea culpa won’t cure.
5 See old characters are finally used for screen entertainment (5,4)
VIDEO GAME – VIDE (vide supra) + OGAM + [ar]E. Oh, dear, dear, dear! Ogam is a variant spelling of ogham, which is an ancient alphabetical writing system used by the Celts. Imagine this in a Mephisto with no enumeration!
6 Sausage is cold — and as far as one can see not new (7)
CHORIZO – C HORIZO[n]
7 Clue sun awkwardly as centre of orbital system (7)
NUCLEUS – CLUE SUN*. Hmm. Apparently orbital doesn’t just mean the M25 but in scientistic mantras is used to denote ‘the region surrounding an atomic nucleus in which the probability distribution of the electrons is given by a wave function’. Wevs.
12 One cutting sleep a bit, rising in shape (9)
TRAPEZOID – I (one) in DOZE (sleep) PART (a bit) reversed
14 Russia’s characteristic tearjerker, with accompanying notes (5,4)
ONION DOME – ONION (tearjerker) + DO (a deer, a female deer) and ME (a name I call myself)
16 Rules about a lot of whip leather (7)
COWHIDE – WHI[p] in CODE
17 Working as Roman galley slave? (7)
OARSMAN – AS ROMAN*; I would characterise this as a semi-&lit, but I am open to offers
18 Now entering World Trade Organisation. To what end? (7)
WHERETO – HERE in WTO. To what end, indeed?
19 Bearing component unknown in train, initially used too hard (7)
AZIMUTH – Z in AIM + U[sed] T[oo] H[ard]. The setter should be made to sew this word on his sanbenito.
20 One covering actor’s role in operating theatre (7)
DRESSER – double definition: one thespian, the other Aesculapian
I was a bit amused by the ‘food product made from woodchips’, as researchers discovered that most of the ‘grated parmesan cheese’ sold in the US was about 50-80% cellulose, and did not contain any actual cheese.
Edited at 2018-04-30 01:39 am (UTC)
I forgot to go back and (try to) figure out how the GAMES part of VIDEOGAMES worked.
Which may be why this seemed only hard, not unduly so.
Edited at 2018-04-30 03:37 am (UTC)
Very slow here at 71 minutes with two cheats, the unknown AZIMUTH (which I had to look up to get two of the unches, Z and M) and COCHLEAR where ‘cochreal’ seemed just as likely an answer when I was still missing the final checker.
WEENED was also unknown but I worked it out and I failed to parse VIDEO GAME completely having got as far as VIDE (see), O (old) and {ar}E [finally] leaving GAM somehow to account for ‘characters’.
I’m not overly keen on ACE for ‘maestro’ at 1ac as in my book the former is associated with the world of sport and the latter with the arts, and in particular, music, but I have no objection at all to 5ac as the absence of diacritics or reference to same is a long-established practice. As far as I’m aware the German umlaut is the only common diacritical mark that can be accommodated in a standard crossword (by placing an E after the vowel in question), yet when a setter did this last week it caused confusion for many.
Edited at 2018-04-30 05:00 am (UTC)
This is brilliant stuff, and no complaints here, other than wondering if this should have been saved for a Bank Holiday. More lateral thinking required than I can easily manage at 6am on a Monday morning and with minimal caffeination.
Hardest sector for me was the northwest, which only started to unwind after I wrote down the presumed anagram fodder for what turned out to be UPWARDLY MOBILE.
JOBSWORTH, FIBREBOARD both fiercely hard clues, but rewarding once seen. AZIMUTH is fine, as I knew it (sorry, ulaca!).
Phew. More coffee, please
I don’t feel quite so bad about missing CHEVRON, not knowing the heraldry connection, and the last half of 14’s ONION DOME was also not in my ken. A shame the pangram was quite so complete, otherwise I might’ve had some left-over letters to go on!
No problems with the others, save the parsing of VIDEO GAME. 19d known from setting the correct angle of the head on tape decks (known as the AZIMUTH) many times in the past.
Good fun, I thought. If this one had turned up instead of Saturday’s or Sunday’s, where I can push myself to extra time if I’m enjoying it, I might’ve stood a chance. Unlike with this weekend’s particular puzzles, which both defeated me.
It took a long while to get going, then Ouch, Chorizo, Vamoose and into the SE and clockwise from there.
No complaints about Azimuth. But DNK the Ogam or Chevron in heraldry.
Mostly I liked: Canoodles, Trapezoid and COD to the old, cold sausage.
Thanks setter and Ulaca
Spotting the probable pangram did make things easier, since I was looking for an X when trying to crack 21a, but then the setter (peace be upon him) bowled a bit of a googly by delivering three Zs.
I think sometimes a little science (as opposed to a comprehensive, encyclopaedic knowledge of it) is a useful thing. NUCLEUS as the “centre of an orbital system” was easy enough for me, as I have this vision of any given atom as a tiny, tiny solar system with tiny, tiny planet electrons whizzing round a tiny, tiny nucleus sun. I’m sure I’m missing out on a whole slue of other components, many of them exotic that means my image is primitive and inexact, but it works for me.
I did spend a while at 17d wondering how I could fit Ben Hur in, since I couldn’t think of any other famous galley slaves.
I liked this one, crunchy for a Monday.
ANIMUTH: ill will towards a person with a lisp
AXIMUTH: gladiator with a speech impediment
AYIMUTH: good heavens, a biplane!
AZIMUTH: as ye mutht know, the arc of the horizon between the meridian of a plathe and a vertical thircle pathing through any thelethtial body.
I think the choice is clear.
Edited at 2018-04-30 08:52 am (UTC)
Enough said. Time for me to put on my anorak and get back to nerd-dom!
No problem with either AZIMUTH or TRAPEZOID but Aesculapian is beyond me!
COCHLEAR was my favourite for the misdirection of ‘timeless’. Had me looking for a word for cage with a T after first trying to find an anagram of ‘part’ of chorale!
54m 39s
Edited at 2018-04-30 09:49 am (UTC)
I don’t know if AZIMUTH is a horrible obscurity but it does strike me as the sort of word that merits unambiguous wordplay. VIDE OGAM is frankly a bit ridiculous but the answer is at least biffable.
Edited at 2018-04-30 08:48 am (UTC)
29′.
Many thanks to setter, and to ulaca for the opinion and parsing.
Edited at 2018-04-30 09:59 am (UTC)
AZYMUTH are known to me as a jazz trio. AZIMUTH was not known to me as a 100% non-scientist. However, whilst I appreciate where Ulaca is coming from, 20:14 saw me through this crunchy piece of work, with the only biff being VIDEO GAME – I knew “ogham” but didn’t realise the “h” could be dropped in mid-word.
FOI OUCH
LOI COWHIDE
I didn’t spot the pangram, but it would have been of little help to me.
COD FIBREBOARD
WOD VAMOOSE
NOODLES and CHORIZO for dinner tomorrow, or maybe not
Thanks to setter and blogger
I think, on the whole, that Times puzzles are very heavily biased toward the arts and humanities rather than the sciences (ie, the real world). CHEVRON, ONION DOME, OARSMAN, DRESSER… Why should I know the style of roof ornamentation in Russia, or the name of the person who arranges costumes in theatres, but not the term for the direction of a distant object, or anything about the basic structure of the atoms from which we’re all made?
In any event, this one took me a solid three-quarters of an hour. Toughest for me were VIDEO GAME (which, for all I knew, could have been VIDEO TAPE) and WEENED (which I took on faith from the parsing).
Actually, it was a technical DNF for me, since I couldn’t parse the clue for VIDEO _A_E (my LOI) so bunged in TAPE, and got back a “Sorry! Not right” message and then changed it to GAME to get the “Congratulations” screen. The ‘ogam’ was fiendish, unknown to me, and I also tried to get something out of ‘ideogram’.
I enjoyed OBSEQUIOUS and WEENED clues: tricky but entirely fair. And my COD to ONION DOME: made me smile; neat clue.
Edited at 2018-04-30 10:24 am (UTC)
This made a refreshingly but beastly change from the usual Monday fare. However due to my workload I started at 5.15pm and didn’t finished until 6.45pm.
Much to admire:
FOI 7dn NUCLEUS
LOI 14dn (Onion) Dome
COD 13ac VAMOOSE
WOD 25ac COCHLEAR
I originally thought 9ac FIBREBOARD was STORYBOARD – I have seen them eaten!
I didn’t think much of 21ac WORK EXPERIENCE and was unable to parse due to lack of work experience.
On the topic of arts-biased education, today’s anniversary reminds me of the anecdote about the class where everyone laughed when it was announced that a student named Milton had failed English, but when named Gauss had failed Maths, there was no reaction at all.
I am not normally a ‘noticer of grids’; but here’s another one in the current spate of grids with double unches (mostly in another place, it has to be said). Perhaps if we asked very nicely, the setters would go back to helpful grids.
P.S. Even today’s QC required knowledge of PETRARCH, SOLIDUS and PRIAM.
Edited at 2018-04-30 08:13 pm (UTC)
However, at the risk of fence-sitting, I find my own thoughts tempered by the fact that from my POV, there weren’t any unknowns, as such; and I usually find myself very clearly on the humanities side of our divided society. (I’m not sure I could give a properly scientific definition of AZIMUTH, but I’ve certainly come across it in aircraft navigation or astronomy or possibly both). Thus, as always, I think your personal reaction will depend on whether the setter took account of your definition of “general knowledge”, and today I was lucky. My slowness was entirely due to some intricate wordplay, and today’s infuriating earworm “Rawhide”.
Edited at 2018-04-30 02:06 pm (UTC)
I am reminded of Donald Trump’s ‘Yuge’ inauguration crowd – far bigger than Obama’s – ermmm………..?
Like POTUS you believed you were superior with your 16.42 ‘fake time’. Otherwise why mention it?
My time was a big bad 90 mins – I certainly did not give up – nor mess up!
I had no idea what time was top of the leaderboard, and l certainly didn’t think my errors made me superior to anyone who got everything correct. So, since you mention it again, congratulations!
I wrote my time for the same reason that anyone else writes their time. When you start imposing your rules on what is basically commenting about a word game, you’ve lost a bit of the fun, haven’t you?
Would I? Probably. I guess. There wouldn’t be much time to think, but it is is true that if I didn’t, then we would get Pence.
Thanks to setter and blogger.