Times 26887 – Pictures of Matchstick Men

Time: 42 minutes
Music: Rimsky-Korsakov, Scheherezade, Kondrashin/LSO

At first I thought this was going to be another impossible Monday, but once I started following the cryptics I began to make a little progress and get the crossing letters I needed.   There are many obscure and outrageous uses of language at work here, and you have to be prepared to stretch a little.   There are still a few that I still don’t get, but maybe they will become clearer as I write the blog….and if not, then the commenters will have to explain them.

I also have one general blog announcement.   Our long-time blogger Jerrywh will no longer be able to blog the Club Monthly after December, and I am looking for a suitable replacement.  Unfortunately, the Club Monthly is a very diabolical puzzle indeed, and I can only think of a few from the current crew who are qualified to blog it.   I am certainly not, as the closest I ever came was two or three answers short.

Across
1 Crack, angle to one side (4)
TILT – Double definition, as in ‘have a tilt at’ – I think.
3 One minding one’s own business — a fishmonger? (4,6)
SOLE TRADER – Double definition, what is called a ‘sole proprieter’ in the USA.
9 A part of the nose is cut (7)
ABRIDGE – A + BRIDGE.
11 Unfashionable lines make better fashion design (7)
COUTURE – C(OUT)URE.
12 Entwined, a moonlit scene ultimately passionate (9)
EMOTIONAL – anagram of A MOONLIT [scen]E.
13 Fool recalled note played sweetly (5)
DOLCE – CLOD backwards + E.
14 Use a match well! (6,1,5)
STRIKE A LIGHT – Double definition, the second UK-centric.
18 No oil painting, and incapable of drawing? (12)
UNATTRACTIVE –  A double definition, no doubt – audience participation invited to explain the first one.  Upon reflection, it is possible that ‘no oil painting’  might be a slang expression for an ugly person.
21 Bright metallic element, blue (5)
AGLOW – AG + LOW.
22 With piano gone, pair playing large keyboard instrument (4,5)
PIPE ORGAN – anagram of P + GONE + PAIR, where the setter is trying to trick you into removing the ‘p’ from ‘pair’.
24 Cheeky couple after party gifts (7)
DONATES – DO + NATES, yes, cheeky.
25 Suspicion held by leader about Liberal (7)
INKLING –  IN K(L)ING, a rather indirect cryptic.
26 Speed trap? (10)
MOTORMOUTH – Cryptic definition, where each element is separately defined.
27 Rejection of noted formula for food thickener (4)
AGAR – RAGA backwards.

Down
1 Come across dancers in vacant trance (8)
TRAVERSE – T(RAVERS)E
2 Something clarified about male left on ship (8)
LARBOARD – LAR(BOAR)D, where for once it’s not ‘port’.
4 Cinema showing extract from episode one (5)
ODEON – Hidden in [epis]ODE ON[e]
5 Magnificent old lover recoils when shot (9)
EXCELSIOR – EX + anagram of RECOILS
6 Where the hands go continuously (5,3,5)
ROUND THE CLOCK – Double definition, the first a bit on the literal side.
7 Spit in drink (6)
DOUBLE – Double definition, as in the ‘spit and image’, which some pedants consider a back-formation.
8 Jacket — dope in it? (6)
REEFER – Double definition.
10 Cryptically as is brew, a terrible non-alcoholic liquid? (8,5)
DRINKING WATER – reverse hidden, where [bre]W A TER[rible] might be said to be ‘drinking water’.
15 Bully into a gripping history course (9)
ANTIPASTO – anagram of INTO A around PAST
16 Partner for dining often welcoming outsiders in grand American party (8)
WINGDING – WIN(G[ran]DING, a rather dated word, used in the 40s and 50s.
17 Youth has eaten wrong half of Frankfurter, perhaps? (8)
TEENAGER – anagram of EATEN + GER[man].
19 Chance money order (6)
RANDOM – RAND + O.M.
20 Earth, say, where flower perhaps stores energy (6)
PLANET – PLAN(E)T, where a flower really is a plant!
23 Characteristic purpose (5)
POINT – Double definition.

51 comments on “Times 26887 – Pictures of Matchstick Men”

  1. Just under 9 minutes for me, I was definitely on the wavelength of the setter, though I was a little unsure about RAGA for “noted formula” and SOLE trader. I liked the clue for EXCELSIOR.

    I have not done the club monthly in years, I seem to recall it being not as witty as the regular crossword and just obscure and difficult for the point of being obscure and difficult. Has it gotten any better? Maybe I’ll try a few.

    1. George, I don’t think anyone has an interest in this other than the bloggist Mr. mohn2 who is a very capable solver indeed! He only takes twenty minutes or so. Me only ever finished it once! Judging by the number of comments it accrues, no one else cares for it either. One month it was just me and our Mr. mohn2 on comment!

      I have tried it a couple of times recently and follow your description, ‘just obscure and difficult for the point of being obscure and difficult.’ And rather disagreeably short on wit too!

      I would argue that The Club Monthly should be ‘clubby’ and therfore rather more inclusive!

      Meldrew

    2. George, a Sole (especially a Dover Sole) is a fish you can find in a fishmongers or fish & chip shop, in the UK at least. I’m not a fan, though.
  2. …to see if anyone knows what the first part of the clue for UNATTRACTIVE is about. I had the same qualms as glheard about RAGA (incidentally, I was about to leave for a raga concert by La Monte Young’s Just Alap ensemble Friday night when I discovered that I’d lost my wallet…) and SOLE TRADER. I also had never seen EXCELSIOR clued that way. I have sometimes used it as a closing in messages. Onward and upward, y’all!
  3. TILT my LOI, taking a couple of minutes of puzzling and alphabet running and finally flinging it in without getting it; I suspect Vinyl’s right, though. STRIKE A LIGHT came back to me from an earlier cryptic, where I’d encountered it for the first time; ditto the definition in 18ac. (She/He’s no oil painting=She/he’s not attractive; right?) I rather liked ‘cheeky pair’; more, anyway, than I liked ‘gifts’ as a verb.
  4. Done and dusted in 40 mins with a few interesting answers such as 26ac MOTORMOUTH! My WOD.

    FOI 3ac SOLE TRADER

    LOI 27ac AGAR I DNK raga but it has not affected my life thus far.

    COD 7dn DOUBLE tee-hee!

    6dn ROUND THE CLOCK was a bit Evening Standard

    Taxi for one!

  5. I went through most of this thinking it was a typical ‘easy’ Monday and was within two clues of finishing within my target 30 minutes but I came a cropper at the end and needed another 15 to crack 27ac and (eventually) 16dn which was entirely from wordplay. The only WINGDING I ever heard of comes in the plural and is a font used for displaying assorted symbols in wordprocessing applictions, along with dingbats and webdings.

    Although it has been covered already I am happy to confirm 100% that ‘no oil painting’ means a person who is not particularly attractive. An alternative I’ve heard is they are ‘no looker’.

    I agree with all the negative things that have been said about the Club Monthly. Although along with the TLS I have never managed to complete one, at least I enjoyed attempting the TLS and could see the point of it. The CM is just sheer torture and Jerry deserves many congrats for persevering with blogging it for so long.

  6. 14:22. I found this mildly irritating, with too many obscure words and/or oblique definitions for my taste. 27ac, for instance. Some good stuff too though: I particularly liked the cheeky couple.
    My last in was TILT, and I very nearly put TELL. You TELL/crack a joke, and I was thinking of the TELLs on a sail which sort of angle to one side with the action of the wind. This seemed too obscure even for this setter though so I kept thinking.
    I rather like the Club Monthly: yes it’s hard just for the sake of it, but then so is Mephisto. It’s always very well clued. However I very rarely have time even to solve it these days so I certainly don’t have time to blog it.
  7. 25 mins with porridge.
    Not keen on this one, but not really sure why. I think it was the mix of the very easy with the quite easy but raised eyebrow.
    Mostly I liked the attempt at originality in Drinking Water. And spit in drink was ok.
    Not keen on: excelsior as adjective, Bully as anagram indicator, characteristic as point.
    ‘No oil painting’ is a well known phrase in my neck of the woods.
    Thanks setter and Vinyl.
    1. re 5d. I read the definition as an exclamation rather than an adjective – hence EXCELSIOR!
  8. 13:43 … yep, as vinyl says, “you have to be prepared to stretch a little”. Having said that, I was confident of everything by the end except TILT. That one I only know in the phrasal “have a tilt at”, mentioned by the blogger, which presumably comes from the tilting/jousting equivalence.

    I always enjoy phrases like STRIKE A LIGHT as long as I know them. If I don’t, they’re outmoded and have no place in a crossword. I knew this one from dodgy Cockney impressions.

  9. Sorry to see the negative comments about the club monthly… “hard for the sake of it” would appear to be a description of all cryptic crosswords, to a greater or a lesser degree. I suppose what is meant is that it is harder than desired. As for witty, well it is certainly cleverly constructed, but perhaps it is harder to be witty about words like ekphrasis or chechaqua.
    I still enjoy solving it, and blogging is not too hard as it’s only once a month. But I have been disappointed in the way the Crossword Club has gone this year, and my enthusiasm for The Times crosswords generally has waned rather. I have a crossword from June stuck on the wall of my office, the last printed-out one that I could easily read..

  10. 17.23 online, stuffed with cold, and fully expecting to get some pink squares. I can see purpose for POINT, but not characteristic: perhaps the virus is making me particularly dense. Maybe it just doesn’t work very well.
    TILT likewise, but I think Vinyl’s nailed it. PIPE ORGAN suckered me in to an unjustified biff, and I only spelled ANTIPASTO with an I not an E because the cryptic was persuasive. Since it surely means “before pasta” (or something else in Italian/Latin) E looks more likely. And I had ROUND AND ROUND as a first shot: seems to work just as well.
    1. I’m with you on point, but ODO has:
      “A distinctive feature or characteristic, typically a good one, of a person or thing.
      ‘he has his good points’ ‘There have been no problems settling into the West Lothian town, even if some of the area’s finer points have escaped him so far.’”
  11. 21′, without being totally stuck. WINGDING meaning unknown, apart from font as mentioned by jack. Liked 17d and ID 26ac. Biffed ROUND AND ROUND which led to some repair work. Thanks vinyl and setter.

    Edited at 2017-11-20 09:44 am (UTC)

  12. I had all but the last few wrapped up well inside 10 minutes but then the SW corner held me up considerably as did my LOI LARBOARD. I did wonder for some time whether TILT was wrong as I wanted to get port into 2D somehow.

    Like Jack and many others I suspect, I only knew of WINGDING in the plural form as a strange font.

  13. 49m with a few blind guesses – NATES, WINGDING, RAGA and POINT for example – so pleased to finish but this was low on the felicific calculus for me. Blog very much appreciated today, V. Shame about the dull, obscurity of the puzzle.
  14. Yup, this gave me some trouble too. I thought it might be “talk” because having a crack in Northern England can mean a chat. But then what’s with the angle… Got it in the end. 14.33.

    I have finished the Monthly – once – and I do still have a go at them but generally give up well before the grid is filled. Congratulations to Jerry for sticking with it.

  15. 24m, with 26ac LOI by several minutes as I’d been pondering several possibles for 23dn, none of which gave me the T needed
    I’ve noticed that the setter of the Monthly usually likes to include at least one word with an unlikely combination of letters, which is rather fun – so although I can usually complete it, I do need to rely on aids such as Quinapalus’ Word Matcher.
  16. A curate’s egg, this, and very un-Mondayish. Like lots of other people, I ended up managing to wrestle POINT and, finally, TILT out of my mental lexicon; I suppose it’s my fault for being too slow to see them instantly, but it’s hard to take much pleasure in clues which end in a mechanical trawl through the alphabet.

    On the other hand, I liked several things, especially the fishmonger (you can’t be a proper member of The Internet if you don’t like a fish pun), but mostly wanted to be the fourteenth person to say I enjoyed the cheekiness of NATES.

  17. Am I missing something obvious. Why is “nates” cheeky? I know I am going to regret asking!
    Roin
  18. No problems with this one, I knew about my NATES and the ‘no oil painting’ expression, WINGDING my LOI with a ‘I suppose it must be a party in America’ thought. 20 minutes.

    Club Monthly – I haven’t been using the Club site for a while so have by-passed it of late, I seldom managed to finish it and got bored more often than not. I’ll have a few more goes to see if I can solve it, before making any rash offers to blog. Generally agree with those above, it is hard for the sake of being hard, I don’t mind hard but I’m not a fan of very obscure or obselete words as answers. Unless they are antelopes or plants, of course.
    The TLS is much more fun.

  19. Like Z, the anagram for PIPE ORGAN passed me by and I biffed it, as I also did with 10d. I certainly didn’t break any speed limits spotting MOTORMOUTH, and WINGDING rang only a faint bell after spotting WINING as “dining’s partner often”. TILT didn’t hold me up for too long, but ANTIPASTO and UNATTRACTIVE were elusive for far too long. Didn’t know what NATES were until I looked them up after solving the clue. I was also held up for a while by biffing ROUND AND ROUND at 6d. Quite a slog, taking 54:24. Thanks setter and Vinyl.

    Edited at 2017-11-20 02:39 pm (UTC)

  20. Not exactly Mondayish but pretty straightforward at 12:03. I don’t see what all the fuss is about. TILT was my first in, “no oil painting” is a very common phrase as far as I’m concerned and knowing that RAGA was vaguely musical was enough to convince me that AGAR was right.

    And as for WINGDING, all I can say is that anyone who isn’t familiar with the song New Frontier on Donald Fagen’s Nightfly album deserves everything they get.

    Yes we’re gonna have a wingding,
    A summer smoker underground.
    It’s just a dugout that my dad built
    In case the reds decide to push the button down.
    We’ve got provisions and lots of beer
    The key word is survival on the new frontier

    1. Oh well. I guess I deserve the DNF then – I’ve never heard of Donald Fagen, let alone know any lyrics to his songs.
  21. Excellent cheeky couple in there.

    On edit, that album I do know, and one of the finest out there IMHO.

    Edited at 2017-11-20 03:05 pm (UTC)

  22. 4m38 so I suppose I’m another person who was on the wavelength – I see I have a rare sub-Magoo time in fact, though I am sure he must have had some extenuating circumstances…. I quite enjoyed this one’s sense of humour, so surprised that a few people have expressed the qualms.

    If you can’t find anyone who is keen to do the Club Monthly, I could swap it for my Saturday Jumbo… I like hard puzzles. Did the IQ and Listener this weekend in between my lines in 6 Jane Austen adaptations, the Club Monthly would be more grist to my mill!

  23. A lovely puzzle for a Monday morning. No real problems. 22 minutes. I was reminded at 5d of a great Victorian song which I used to play at family gatherings. Words by Longfellow, music by Balfe. (Parodied as “Upidee, Upidah”) Starts “The shades of night were falling fast”. Refrain EXCELSIOR! My little brother actually thought it was a Chelsea football anthem. Ann
  24. I zipped through this one in 23 minutes which, allowing for daylight saving time, is pretty good for me. I started off on the wrong wavelength, with only a couple going in on a first pass. Then things sped up until I was left with MOTORMOUTH which succumbed only to an alphabet trawl and a forehead-slap. DRINKING WATER went in unparsed, because it seemed like one of those plastic-wrapped things where unpacking it was more trouble than the contents justified.
  25. Around 20 minutes, a bit tricky around the edges, but OK. Last two entries were POINT and TILT. Yes, WINGDING is a common Americanism for a party, so some advantage for us over here on that one. The nates bit was clever, but I really thought RANDOM was the best clue today. Regards.
  26. I stopped the clock at 23 mins with two left to get after this morning’s commute. Those two, 1ac and 2dn were completed inside 2 mins at lunchtime. I must have been on the wavelength. Nothing here that really caused me any difficulty, everything just seemed to crack at the first go. 1ac seemed to admit too many possibilities until the slightly trickier 2dn was solved and the “l” checker made it clear. Didn’t think too much about “noted formula” for “raga” because I was confident enough of the answer from the “g” and “r” checkers and Def. Felt like a heavier smattering than usual of punny double defs or cryptic defs which are enjoyable when you spot them.
  27. I was surprised when I checked my time as this puzzle seemed to take longer. Like others, I felt that it was a bit patchy: some very good clues, and some definitions that struck me as a bit ‘iffy’. Just personal taste, of course.
    Respect to Verlaine for such a quick solve.
  28. Returned home from local’s quiz night totally chastened (first last week, last this) with far too many pints inside me than are good for me. Thought I’d send myself to sleep with the crossword, only to find it complete, correct and parsed in 8’30”! Can’t really explain this phenomenon, 43 years in the making. Third ever sub 10 and a PB by over a minute. I’m fully expecting to wake up soon with a barely started grid still on the pillow!
    Thanks as always to B &S.
  29. Another belated solver on a Tuesday night. Maybe I was just being dim, but I struggled to finish in 29m with one wrong… and after over 8 minutes staring blankly at that last one. WINGDING was known to me only as the font for non-alphabetic characters. DINGDING was what I bunged in eventually. I didn’t know NATES for buttocks nor what MOTORMOUTH means. So it didn’t feel very Mondayish to me. I liked AGLOW, DRINKING WATER and TEENAGER, though. Well done Verlaine for the great time! And meadvale! I’ve not tried the Club monthly yet, although I’ve only recently joined the club with my introductory Times subscription. I can’t say I’m encouraged to give it a go from the comments!
  30. Very relieved to finish this one after putting it down and picking it up the next day. DNK: NATES & RAGA but strongly biffed them nonetheless. Had to undo ROUND AND ROUND into ROUND AND ABOUT into the correct answer. Similarly, SINGSING fortunately made way for WINGDING, which is not badly clued in the end. Unexpected ways to decompose a word are good, and not often praised. Enjoyed COD: MOTORMOUTH. But there’s some grey stuff there too: TILT, POINT, that give little satisfaction. Thanks to setter, blogger and commenters.

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