ACROSS
1. ARCHAIC – CHAI[r] in ARC.
5. GRAMPUS – SUP reversed on GRAM. Nagoya’s football club used to have eight of these cetaceans.
9. SCURVIEST – S A CURVIEST.
10. VISTA – ST in VIA.
11. RICER – R + ICER. Not heard of this N. Am. word defined by Oxford as ‘A utensil with small holes through which boiled potatoes or other soft food can be pushed to form particles of a similar size to grains of rice.’
12. FUSILLADE – US + ILL in FADE. ‘Deviation in the air’ describes my golf shots admirably, and sounds so much better than slice, which is what we hackers call our ‘fade’.
14. PLAIN CHOCOLATE – INCH O’ COLA in PLATE.
17. ACHILLES TENDON – so biffable, I thought it was an angram of A VERY COLD DEATH. But, as John points out below, it’s actually A, CHILLEST (very cold), END (death), ON (possible). My mum ruptured each of hers, both times playing tennis.
21. STOP WATCH – STOP WATCH. Come on then, how many of you bunged in ‘slow coach’? TOP in SWATCH.
23. PLANK – PLAN[c]K. Heard of this ‘un.
24. IGLOO – [b]IG + LOO.
25. FRIGIDITY – F + RIGIDITY. If I was given to such pronouncements, I would say there was a whiff of sexism about this. As it is, I love it.
26. TUMBLER – a whimsical clue with very modest pretensions.
27. TIE-DYED- – [pictur]E in TIDY + ED.
DOWN
1. ASSERT – sounds like ‘a cert’.
2. COUNCIL – UNC[o] in COIL. Unco can mean strange as well as very.
3. ADVERBIAL – VARIABLE + D*.
4. COEFFICIENT – CO + EFFICIENTLY. Would that all scientific clues were clued so generously!
5. GET – TEG reversed.
6. ANVIL – hidden. I got a ‘treble treble’ with ANVILLED in Scrabble yesterday, so watch out for the verb.
7. PASSATA – S + A in PASTA. A tomato paste I’ve never heard of.
8. SEA FEVER – EA + F in SEVER for the Masefield encomium to life on the ocean wave.
13. SHORT-SHRIFT – R in SHORT SHIFT. We had this phrase the other day.
15. OENOPHILE – PI[g]EONHOLE*.
16. DAY SHIFT – well, if you cross the date line you change day.
18. HOODLUM – LOUD* in HOM[e].
19. OPACITY – A + Y in OP CIT.
20. OKAYED – KAY in OED. Kay pops up in Malory’s Morte Darthur, most notably in Book 4 with Gawain, Arthur and Gryfflet to defeat those pesky northern kings.
22. WHORL – WHO + R + L. My last in, even though I now use a fingerprint to access my iPad. Well, when it works.
25. FAR – FAR[e]. Last by name and very possibly last by nature…
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Thank you to the Crossword Club technical team for sorting out the Chrome zoom problem which caused grids to be a jumbled mess in any zoom factor other than 100%.
Much appreciated.
I got one out of two in the blogger’s quiz (Daniel being an old favourite), and a pass mark in the crossword, so a good solid start to the week.
Thanks setter and U.
If you live in a land where every sheep is a teg, and every fly is a ked, it is all relatively straightforward.
But a good puzzle only slightly harder than our fixed idea of Mondays. Got the CHOCOLATE bit of 14ac, then had to work out the adjective.
Passed both parts of U’s quiz. But now I’m wondering if “unco unco” can mean “very strange”.
Thanks setter and Ulaca.
If Myrtilus hadn’t quoted Spike, I would have: I’d have to work very hard to stay on track with the proper second line. And Spike missed off the S in word 7, so it’s Masefield that’s wrong.
Thanks to setter and blogger—as my biffing skills improve it’s great to be able to come here and see how I would have got there the long way around!
All done in about 30mins or so, but with brain freeze and a blank at COUNCIL. Even after coming back several hours later to see if it would leap out at me.
Many thanks setter and blogger.
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I liked DAY SHIFT and PLAN(C)K especially. His constant is quite important.
Ulaca I have at least one thing in common with your Mum, I ruptured both of my Achilles playing squash – two years apart – the second time was worse because I knew what a long tedious recovery was ahead.
Re printing – I use Chrome, and A4, print grey, if it says 2 pages in preview I just cancel and downsize to the smaller type option, which always fits (except for a Jumbo).
3. Someone who breathes heavily and loudly, a puffer and blower (archaic)
“While there’s not much of a written record concerning this unique beast, what has been passed down through the centuries are eyewitness accounts of a strange, wheezing animal that was said to resemble — at least on the surface — a dolphin or porpoise. What’s even more odd is that, unlike its ostensibly marine mammalian kin, the Grampus was said to dwell in the branches of an ancient yew tree located in the Highclere Churchyard.
While the Grampus was not considered to be a particularly dangerous vermin, it did manage to terrify locals by emitting a disturbing cacophony of guttural noises and, even more alarmingly, chasing anyone – primarily, it would seem, young women — foolish enough to wander too close to its domicile. What method of locomotion it used to propel itself in these pursuits remains a mystery.
Needless to say the Highclere natives believes this bizarre beast to be a denizen of the hell, and they promptly enjoined a local clergyman to help rid them of what they perceived to be a demonic entity. The anonymous clergyman agreed and through the rite of exorcism — by means of bell book and candle — managed to banish the beast into the Red Sea for a period of no less than 1,000 years”.
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I love the poem SEA FEVER (made easier today by having SEVER as part of the wordplay :-), but am less keen on the song. I’m simply not convinced that “I must down to the seas again …” in the original is a misprint. It could be that it’s because that’s the version I was brought up on, but it just sounds so right, whereas “I must go down to the sea …” sounds wishy-washy.