ACROSS
1. WOOLF – WOLF around O. I liked Mrs Dalloway best, but gave up after The Waves – much as she did actually.
2. PATIENCE – whimsical double definition, which requires you to put a bit of punctuation between the last two words – or not, if you’re feeling naughty.
8. INDIAN ELEPHANT – I never bothered to parse this, but I reckon it must be an anagram* of PEN ANNIHILATED. Talking of which, doesn’t the definition of a crosswrd anorak have to be someone who actually bothers to work out what letters are used to make those nine-word answers in the Guardian that run across seven ‘lights’ and contain 47 letters?
10. PORTERAGE – ‘moving loads’ is the literal; PORTER (‘beer’) + AGE (‘[to] mature’). Never heard of this, but it’s the type of thing that WS Gilbert probably worked into one of his operettas, tan tan tara, tsing boom, tsing boom!
11. CHINO – CHINO[OK]; and there was I thinking chinook was a chopper driven by Robert Duvall – or was it Shelley?
12. NESTLE – N + STEEL*.
14. MILITATE – literal ‘tell’; MATE around I + LIT (crossword word for inebriated). ‘An example’, you ask? Well, certainly: ‘His election showed that his showbiz background did not militate against his Presidential bid’.
17. PLAINTAIN – ANT in PLAIN.
18. ACCEPT – ACC + EP (‘record’ – remember them?) + T[ransactions]; I always thought ac. was sufficient for ‘account’, but I guess accountants can charge extra if they add 50% to the letterage.
20. STERN – [we]STERN; I wasted too much time trying to remove something from ‘gay flick’.
22. CINERARIA – CINE + RA + AIR reversed; I thought this was the plural of a place where you do incinerations, but apparently not.
24. FORWARD-LOOKING – ‘enterprising’; FOR + WARD (as in Richard Carstone, ward of Chancery in Bleak House) + LOOKING.
25. WRINKLED – ‘lined’; W (‘with’) RINK (‘strip of a [bowling] green’) + LED.
26. SWIFT – WIF[i] in ST.
DOWN
1. WHIPPING POST – the 15-strong gang that included Ronnie Biggs nicked two and a half mill from a Royal Mail train, so they woz, sorta like, whipping the post. Most of the gang was found, but not most of the loot.
2. ORDER – ORDER[lies].
3. FLAGEOLET – GOT ALL FEE* for the slightly kinky sounding recorder wannabe flute. That’s a whipping and now a flage – I’m a bit worried about this setter.
4. PREPAY – PREP + A + Y.
5. THEREMIN – THE + REMIN[d]; ‘an electronic musical instrument, played by moving the hands through electromagnetic fields created by two metal rods’, named after a Russian dude. Here it is strutting its stuff.
6. ETHIC – E + THIC (sounds like ‘thick’).
7. CANDIDATE – CANDID + ATE; émigré from the Quickie.
9. HOME STRAIGHT – HOME + STRAIGHT, and in sight of the winning post.
13. STAGE DOOR – SO DO GREAT* (the anagrindational role is played by ‘broadcast’).
15. INCURIOUS – INCUR + IOUS; Collins has ‘not eager to find out’, so I guess if you’re not eager to find a solution, you can be called incurious.
16. VISCERAL – ‘of the gut’; alternate letters of S[i]C[k]E[n] inside VIRAL (‘like some diseases’).
19. ANGLED – [m]ANGLED.
21. NO-WIN – NOW + IN.
23. REIKI – ‘a form of therapy in which the practitioner is paid lots of dosh to channel energy into the patient in order to encourage healing or restore wellbeing’; hidden in the Russian count/prince chappie.
But LOI 14ac had me on the ropes and I spent another twenty minutes agonising over it – finally plumping for MITIGATE instead of MILITATE!
Otherwise a cheerful Monday offering.
FOI 3dn FLAGEOLET which is also a green bean I believe.
COD 25ac WRINKLED WOD REIKI
PS PATIENCE ain’t an opera in my libretto – an operetta surely?
Even after all these years, I cannot see ‘whipping post’ without thinking of the Allman Bros live at the Fillmore….
Edited at 2017-02-06 04:04 pm (UTC)
Ulaca: there seems to be no 8dn, so we shall remain ignorant of your hobby. If it was supposed to be 8ac, it looks like the capybara’s been demoted?
And: “Most of the gang was found, but not most of the loot …”. In fact, they still haven’t found the train!
Actually my difficulty with 22ac was a wrong checker supplied by 23dn, a word I knew I didn’t know, had guessed it was hidden and had plumped for “ikiri”. Eventually I worked out CINERARIA from wordplay and revised 23dn to REIKI.
I also thought of “mitigate”at 14ac but was not satisfied that “tig” could mean “drunk” so I persevered and remembered “lit” which has come up before and was new to me as I had only heard of “lit up” prior to that. There’s a WWII song called “I’m going to get lit up when the lights go on in London”.
I had no problem with WRINKLED rather than “crinkled” at 25ac as I’d spotted “with” = W, but the concept of a strip of green turf being called a RINK was new to me. I only associate the word with ice.
As for THEREMIN, I prefer this example to the one in the blog. It’ll be familiar to all those who watch “Midsomer Murders”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTZK9FNgK74
Edited at 2017-02-06 05:57 am (UTC)
I thought I remembered a song about a THEREMIN by Bill Oddie, but it turned out to be a terrapin. It also turns out that the Messiaen piece for theremin I remembered played by the CBSO was actually for Ondes Martinot, though at least Wiki says they sound very similar. I think I would have spelled it with an A if the wordplay wasn’t so insistent.
Still, at least I finished, and with no stupid mistakes.
Well volunteered vinyl1, and the new Saturday team.
Ang Lee, the director of Brokeback Mountain used to get worked up when he heard his film described as being about two gay cowboys. “It is not’ he said. ‘It is about two gay shepherds”.
Just over the 20 minutes so thanks s and b.
Edited at 2017-02-06 11:10 am (UTC)
Pretty typical Monday otherwise, LOI WRINKLE despite knowing the bowling reference.
Like Sotira, I was thinking FLAGELLOT, but took the time to check the anagrist, so dodged a bullet there.
I’ll be in Japan for the next two weeks, so I’m not sure how I’ll go with solving. I don’t know many Japanese words.
Nice blog U. Thanks setter.
ETA: I see Magoo came in under 5 minutes, of course! What a solver.
Edited at 2017-02-06 12:32 pm (UTC)
All bar the plant done in 40 minutes – managed to hack out a plant-like sounding thingy from the parsing and, mirabile dictu, it was right!
I shall add CINERARIA to my ever-expanding, though otherwise useless, collection of plant names.
Time: all correct in 45mins.
Thank you to setter and especial thanks to esteemed blogger.
Edited at 2017-02-06 06:24 pm (UTC)
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I didn’t know the required meaning of RINK, but it seemed plausible as some sort of sporting reference.
For once I wasn’t too stricken by vocalophobia at 14ac since MILITATE came to mind quite quickly, with only a brief dither before I was convinced.
I still think that “crinkled” would be an equally valid answer, “c.” being a common abbreviation for “cum” (with), at least where I come from.
Anyway, all’s well that ends well and I can now resume grumping.
Edited at 2017-02-07 12:33 am (UTC)