Times 26,597: Nothing But A Bunch Of X’s Between One’s Hands

Christmas is coming, the clues are getting fat, please drop a penny in the French poet’s hat. I never have a vast amount of energy the morning after blogging a T(a)L(o)S puzzle – due to replete satisfaction, not ennui, I assure you, so go check 1152 out if you haven’t, it’s the usual corker.

Not much wrong with today’s puzzle either. My solving speeds have been indolent of late but I managed to get home in under 10 minutes at least, having the most trouble in the NW but only because I decided that “extremely artificial” had to be AL and entered LOTUS PETAL in at 1ac, which even the least observant will notice isn’t actually a flower but a Magic: The Gathering card. COD-wise I liked the obscure mythological reference at 23ac but wondered if it might cause the less classically-inclined to roll their eyes; my actual clue of the day I think is 15dn, just because there’s always something funny about a “little man”, especially as the season of Santa’s 21ac helpers approachers.

So many festive thanks to the setter – and all the setters who contributed a clue to the Christmas Turkey 2016 too! Has anyone worked out which clue there was so ridiculously overwrought it simply had to be a verlaine effort, yet?

Across

1 Girl describing daisy: extremely artificial flower (5,5)
LADY’S SMOCK – LASS [girl] “describing” D{ais}Y [“…extremely”] + MOCK [artificial]

6 Scotsman’s recalled fraudster’s business (4)
SCAM – reverse of MAC’S [Scotsman’s “recalled”]

9 Undisclosed strain stops nude wrestling (7)
UNAIRED – AIR [strain] “stops” (NUDE*) [“wrestling”]

10 Like PC in office, say, not performing as expected (7)
OFFBEAT – a copper out an about is ON his BEAT, one doing paperwork at his desk OFF it.

12 Collection of stones from England that man’s pocketing (5)
HENGE – ENG [England] that HE [man] “is pocketing”

13 Republican kept in his place, thrashing round (9)
SPHERICAL – R [Republican] kept in (HIS PLACE*) [“thrashing”]

14 Lawman historically went sober: returns, briefly, drunk (3,6,6)
BOW STREET RUNNER – (WENT SOBER RETURN{s}*) [“briefly”, “drunk”]

17 Chosen method of questioning on bench a lobbying issue (9,6)
ELECTORAL REFORM – ELECT ORAL RE FORM [chosen | method of questioning | on | bench]

20 Fight after lone woman secures new alternative to pot (6,3)
WINDOW BOX – BOX [fight] after WIDOW [lone woman] “secures” N [new]

21 Bilingually, the ending’s short and sweet (5)
ELFIN – EL [Spanish for “the”] + FIN [French for “ending”]

23 Herb in drink returned Medusa’s offspring (7)
PEGASUS – SAGE [herb] in SUP [drink], all reversed [“…returned”]

24 Priest, gathering town’s last holy men, joins service (7)
ENLISTS – ELI [priest] “gathering” {tow}N + STS [holy men]

25 Woman‘s desire for sex with husband (4)
RUTH – RUT [desire for sex] with H [husband]

26 Game in which kitty’s taken care of? (4,6)
CAT’S CRADLE – a cryptic definition. I don’t think you’re *actually* building a comfy hammock for a cat when you play cat’s cradle, but that’s certainly what the name would suggest.

Down

1 Ridiculous huge ball bouncing round area (9)
LAUGHABLE – (HUGE BALL*) [“bouncing”] round A [area]

2 Troops involved in clash to clear out (5)
DRAIN – R.A. [troops] “involved” in DIN [clash]

3 Covert criminal trio pursues it (13)
SURREPTITIOUS – (TRIO PURSUES IT*) [“criminal”]

4 Milliner, second on street going into decline (7)
MODISTE – MO [second], on ST [street] “going into” DIE [decline]

5 Note there’s no time earlier for fancy work (7)
CROCHET – CRO{t}CHET [note – missing its “earlier” T for time but not its subsequent one]

7 Endless fuss during part of Mass getting louder (9)
CRESCENDO – SCEN{e} [“endless” fuss] during CREDO [part of Mass]

8 Eg Iron Maiden recently sent up (5)
METAL – M [maiden] + reverse of LATE [recently “sent up”]

11 Forecaster‘s wealth laid on counter (7,6)
FORTUNE TELLER – FORTUNE [wealth], above TELLER [counter]

15 Little man on board at end of working day? (9)
WEEKNIGHT – WEE KNIGHT [little | man on board]

16 Different engineers garaging cars take a backward glance (9)
REMINISCE – R.E. & C.E. [different engineers (royal and civil)] “garaging” MINIS [cars]

18 Rude American’s top source of coffee (7)
ROBUSTA – ROBUST [rude] + A{merican}

19 Times blocks passages with singular lack of concern (7)
LAXNESS – X [times] “blocks” LANES [passages] with S [singular]

20 Returning traveller, one with wet weather equipment (5)
WIPER – REP I W [traveller | one | with], all reversed [“returning…”]

22 Blended in a stew half-heartedly (5)
FUSED – FU{Ss}ED [in a stew “half-heartedly”]

48 comments on “Times 26,597: Nothing But A Bunch Of X’s Between One’s Hands”

  1. 35 minutes. Enjoyed SPHERICAL, WEEKNIGHT and RUTH. 9a is an amusing image.
    Christmas Turkey? Overwrought leads me to 13a?
  2. This was about as Friday as it gets – tough but eventually do–able.I was over an hour 1ith 1ac LADY”S SMOCK causing much trouble heareabouts. It is also known as the Cuckoo flower which further associateds it with trouble.

    FOI 26ac CATS CRADLE LOI 2dn DRAIN (the swamp)

    COD 13ac SPHERICAL

    As for your Christmas clue, Mr. Verlaine, I have my suspicions. (Free Fevvers!?)

    I was half expecting to get ANAGRIND…..!

  3. I found much to like in today’s offering. An ‘alternative to pot’ was a sly definition for WINDOW BOX and the wee knight was also pleasing. My COD to ELFIN though. Put me in mind of the Spanish archer, El Bow.
  4. 10 minutes in I thought I would never get properly started, let alone finish this one, but in the end it came together and I completed in 47 minutes. DK ROBUSTA or LADY’S SMOCK. If HENGE is a collection of stones why is Stonehenge called Stonehenge?
    1. Good point. Isn’t River Avon supposed to be the same sort of deal — ie. River River? (I’m never 100% sure if this is real or apocryphal)
      1. Loved the Christmas puzzle, took nearly an hour. S when it’s blogged, could we be told who clued what? I am mystified by Horryd’s comment and clue as to which was V’s!
        1. I think we have to leave it to individuals to decide if they want to claim their clue in public, but I hope most will.

          p.s. love the hat.

          Edited at 2016-12-16 10:37 am (UTC)

      2. Certainly real – the Welsh for river is still “afon”.

        And yes, a henge isn’t necessarily “a collection of stones” but this definition is fair enough.

        Spurred on by doing the Turkey last night I thought I’d make an effort to complete today’s 15×15 and did get there in the end, though for a few minutes all I had was the aforementioned HENGE. I saw METAL too but didn’t put it in because I couldn’t parse it (thinking that “eg Iron Maiden” was the def). I cheated on PEGASUS and MODISTE, and ROBUSTA and LADYS SMOCK I got from the wordplay, the latter only once the M and C were in place. For a while I thought it must be something CANAL (artificial flower, geddit?)…

        LOI DRAIN, COD RUTH.

        1. I was expecting something CANAL as well, especially with extremely artificial clearly indicating AL at the end.
  5. This came together all at once after the Idiot Wind stopped blowing. Up until then, I kept trying to find a canal beginning with ‘L’ for 1a until I managed a SURREPTITIOUS peek at 3d. I’m sure all the RUTHS I know are far too chaste for 25a. Maybe not. Finished in just about 40 minutes. LOI REMINISCE, after ELFIN. DNK MODISTE as a milliner, but worked it out from the clue.
    1. Surely your Ruths would be unchaste if they were looking for sex with someone apart from their husband? Or are they all spinsters?
      1. I was trying to imply that they were so chaste that even sex with a husband would be off limits. I think this was because the first Ruth I met was very prim and proper. Probably that was just with me. The goody two-shoes nature of the biblical character has rubbed off to make all the Ruths I know very worthy characters. I guess Ruth Ellis prevents this from being a universal rule.

        Edited at 2016-12-16 03:40 pm (UTC)

  6. 15:44 … a bit more challenging than a rapid pass through the NE made me think. WIPER, ELFIN and WINDOW BOX, especially, had me going in every direction except the right one.

    Last one in the unknown but ‘had to be’ ROBUSTA — presumably so-named because, according to Chambers, it’s more resistant to disease than other coffee strains.

    I liked the WINDOW BOX but COD has to be giggleworthy ELFIN (Franish? Sprench?

  7. Almost an hour for this toughie, ending with (the unknown) LADYS SMOCK and CROCHET.

    Thanks of the Turkey yesterday, Sarah, still pondering over the parsings for some of them… looking forward to elucidation next week!

  8. Loved this one, half an hour of joy watching England making a better fist of the cricket (except for Cook, of course). The NE then NW flew in nicely but I stupidly put in FORTUNE COOKIE without stopping to think and that caused a delay sorting out the SE corner. Liked WINDOW BOX and WIPER my LOsI.
    Stonehenge indeed seems a tautology although I never noticed it before. Even when as a lad I used to wander around the site on picnics with no fences or fat controllers in evidence. But a henge can be wooden as well as stones (as is likely Stonehenge was a mixture, originally).
    1. I thought that henge referred to the entire ‘enclosure’ as per Chambers and thus tatutology of stone is not present.
      1. A henge is strictly defined as a prehistoric (normally Neolithic) circular ditch and bank configuration with the ditch inside the bank. Avebury is a classic example, ironically Stonehenge is not! The bank at Stonehenge is inside the circular ditch. There is no requirement for standing stones or wooden posts etc. I still answered correctly but really struggled through in just under an hour.
        GeoffH
  9. You didn’t have to remember (I didn’t) or know about the Pegasus/Medusa connection to solve it. Nice puzzle. So V’s Turkey clue was THAT one – it took me quite a while to twig, but no complaints from here. I’ll take a backward glance to the November TLS Talos a bit later on – they’re all good these days. 15.04
  10. 17′ or so, although I’d accidentally read one answer when looking at my own QC blog this morning, some interesting parsings to discuss.

    WEEKNIGHT is a favourite word of mine, love those adverts on TV advertising their own programmes, one day one of thise continuity people will mispronounce it. Like ELFIN too. Thanks V and setter.

        1. I have deleted my owning-up to avoid spoilers for people who haven’t tackled the puzzle yet…
  11. An enjoyable 38 minutes with LAUGHABLE FOI, then steady progress with light bulb moments popping up all over the place until finally ROBUSTA was constructed from wordplay. Liked PEGASUS and WINDOW BOX. Thanks setter and V.
  12. Overwrought would have to be 3 down in the turkey?
    Much to like in the turkey, as well as this. Even with an unknown plant (tautology), unknown classics (guessed PERSEUS from the P/SUP – erse as a herb?), unknown hatter, and a few barely knowns it still came in at a reasonable 24:37.
    Liked SPHERICAL, RUTH, WIPER, WEEKNIGHT and the Iron Maiden lift-and-separate.
  13. 13:44, with one interruption. I really enjoyed this: I always like working out unknowns from wordplay, so LADY’S SMOCK, PEGASUS (not unknown as such, but you know what I mean) and MODISTE were fun, and there were lots of other clues where I needed to tease out the wordplay. I knew ROBUSTA, even though my coffee is always 100% arabica.
  14. Just under the 25 min mark, with a hold-up on the small man by trying to force WEE KEN in. I knew about PEGASUS but the source of coffee was a stab in the wordplay. Off now to check out my printed Turkey to find V’s clue but in the meantime, thanks for the blog.
  15. Really in tune with this one but taken over the 20 (just) by 21,22 which accounted for 5 mins. Never considered blended and fused as bedfellows. Another who didn’t know the Medusa connection but the cluing was v fair. As it’s nearly the winter silly season how about a silly competition to guess the setters of the Turkey clues? One of our boffins could rustle up a spreadsheet. Prize a free day in the Tardis and to write what you done!
  16. 16:03 with some of the clever stuff going over my head when solving so thanks for the blog and thanks to the setter.
  17. Can we be a little careful not to say too much about clues in the Turkey puzzle? In past years there has been a steady flow of visitors to the puzzle web page for a month or two after publication (close to a 1,000 last time) and it would be nice to keep the experience ‘pure’ for those who haven’t got there yet. There will be ample space to discuss things when Peter B blogs the puzzle next week, a blog which people can avoid until they’ve solved the puzzle.

    Thanks

  18. 18:11 – I found this one tricky but not sure why – the longer answers were rarely what popped into my head at a first reading. Needed wordplay for LADY’S SMOCK, BOW STREET RUNNER and ROBUSTA with no biffs.
  19. Which means I would have finished par for the week if not for the 19 shots I dropped on Wednesday.

    As Keriothe said, lots of unknowns to construct from the wordplay, so a very satisfying solve in the end.

    COD to ELFIN, I think. Thanks setter and Verlaine.

  20. Paradoxically, I found this to be the easiest of the week – must be a wavelength thing, although I spent far too long trying to find a word meaning DIFFERENT for 16d.

    About 45 minutes, split between the coffee shop, waiting in the car for Mrs. davest and cuddling the dog, who, as usual, was no help at all.

    Thank you to setter and blogger.

    1. How can your dog be no help at all? My dog (admittedly an intelligent guy) insists that I finish by 0900 in time for his first walk and that encourages the brain juices. I suspect that he knows the answers anyway but is not saying.
  21. Longer than usual, but not for any identifiable reason. DNK BOW STREET RUNNER, but it was an anagram, so not all that much of an issue after a few crossers appeared. I didn’t know several of these, in fact, so thanks to the setter for the graciously supplied wordplay. Happy Holidays indeed. Regards.
  22. You’ve obviously never met my dog, bigtone.
    Unlike Border Collies – the Einsteins of doggydom – Jack Russells are renowned for their inability to obey, think straight or tackle even the easiest crosswords.

    Cute little suckers, though.

  23. No time for this because I did it at work at lunchtime (a first) and didn’t bother to time myself because I was sure I’d be interrupted at some point. It probably took me around 15 mins and I finished, like a few others, with ROBUSTA.
  24. My attempt at a clean sweep was brought low by WEEKNIGHT of all things. I got as far as dismissing WEEBISHOP, but somehow missed the obvious and then got bogged down with WEEKEN—. I eventually gave up after a a minute or two, but I would probably have been scuppered by ROBUSTA eventually in any case. So a disappointing 9:41 for what should have been just a straightforward, pleasant solve.

    Given the existence of Woodhenge, 12ac appears to be simply an unheralded “definition by example” clue, and thus the sort of thing that Ximenes objected to. But who cares? (Well, not me, anyway.)

  25. Is “rut” the desire for sex or just the act of it? And is robust really a synonym for “rude”? NO on both counts I would think. The Times crossword is hard enough without this kind of laxity. Although, in saying that, I saw a young lady the other day and I had “robust” thoughts about her and was very much “rut” for a bit of how’s your father. So perhaps, if you are the kind of person that doesn’t want anyone to understand you, which setters are…
  26. Oops. I had FORTUNE COOKIE for 11d for quite a while, but those cookies that websites beg to leave on my machine are more than counters, aren’t they? Ground to a halt after 20 mins with SW corner and a few at the top unsolved, but got the rest in a rush this morning. Count me as another who tried to find AL in 1ac. Flower and milliner both unknown but got from the wordplay. 23:09 in all.

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