Times 26571 – nearly a laugh a minute?

I’m not sure if this was the third puzzle in the Championships semi-finals; based on the last two weeks it ought to be, no doubt someone with a tree-based newspaper or who was there on The Day and can still remember, will confirm. I found it straightforward enough, with no obscure or unknown words and only 5d which might stump the overseas brigades.
There are numerous witty double-definition clues, most of them easy enough, like 17a, 3d, 15d and 16d, and a meaty anagram at 26a; unusually, no hidden word clue in this one.
Well within the twenty-minute target for me, in a relaxed environment at home, but as one of three to be done in an hour in Fort Murdoch a different story could well have emerged.
I’m off for a spin in my Tardis for lunch on the exoplanet Draugr today so any responses needed to queries or comments will follow later in the day, or not.

Across
1 RISIBLE – RILE = nark, insert SIB, being prelate BIS(HOP) relieved of H and OP, reversed; D ludicrous.
5 SCAMPER – SCAM = cheat, PER = for each; D run.
9 POLICE STATE – POLE = highest latitude, insert ICE and STAT being very cold and datum; D harsh regime.
10 LOG – Double def.
11 AT MOST – ATMOS(PHERE) = half the air, T = time, D more likely less.
12 QUADRANT – a QUAD RANT would be to speak passionately in a court; D some of circle.
14 SHAKESPEAREAN – Deduct one with-coffee biscuit if you biffed. SHAKES PEN = wields quill, insert AREA = some ground, D Will specialist.
17 TABLE MOUNTAIN – Cryptic def, ha ha, if you haven’t yet been to stand on top there on a clear day, do so, before you die, it’s special.
21 EASY MEAT – EA (each), (STEAMY)*, D an obvious target.
23 ON CALL – ONC(E) = in the past nearly, ALL = everyone, D available for work.
25 MOA – MOA(N) = complaint no end, D it’s extinct. The moa was (9 species of) a giant flightless bird, some 12 feet high, sadly made extinct by the Maori hunters around 1400 CE, before even a young David Attenborough could get a glimpse.
26 STIPENDIARY – (ANY SPIRITED)*, D paid magistrate.
27 RUSSIAN – RAN = worked, insert US and IS reversed; D European maybe.
28 MAYFAIR – MAY blossom, FAIR = attractive, D wealthy district (of London) as Monopoly players know.

Down
1 REPEAT – RE on, PEAT fuel, D familiar programme. A familiar clue too.
2 SALAMIS – A MISSAL is a service book, move half SAL to the front; D ancient battle. Deduct another biscuit for biffing. The Greeks won this one in 480BC but lost the next round at Thermopylae which led to the Persians occupying Attica and Boeotia.
3 BACKSPACE – Cricket time. If your captain doesn’t use his spin bowler he BACKS PACE. D key.
4 ERSE – VERSE is poetry, lacks its V; D language, Irish or at one time Scots Gaelic.
5 SWAN-UPPING – Insert WAN = pale into SUPPING; D a custom on the Thames. No swans are injured in the carrying out of this annual procedure, we can assure our readers.
6 AHEAD – Thomas Arnold was headmaster of Rugby School; double definition, the other one being ‘up’.
7 PILLAGE – PILE (heap) around LAG (convict); D plunder.
8 RIGATONI – RIGA being the capital of Latvia, as The Donald may one day learn; go from there TO NI; D tubes, of pasta.
13 DECORATION – DURATION = period of time, swap the U for ECO = green; D medal.
15 A RAINY DAY – Cryptic definition, ha ha.
16 STREAMER – Another double definition.
18 BUS PASS – BASS = singer, insert US and P for quiet; D free ticket. Mine’s not much use here because there are no buses.
19 NIAGARA – A RAGA I N would be an Indian tune, one note; rises = reversed; D falls.
20 PLAYER – P(hoto), LAYER can mean shoot, as I wasn’t aware but I quote from the online dictionary; Horticulture. A shoot or twig that is induced to root while still attached to the living stock, as by bending and covering with soil. A plant so propagated. D actor.
22 MASAI – AS A = like a, M I around that, D Africans often found in crosswords.
24 SEAM – STEAM for energy drops its T; D joiner.

49 comments on “Times 26571 – nearly a laugh a minute?”

  1. If this puzzle is anything to go by, I’ll be ready for the championships shortly after I learn to walk on water and fly unaided.

    I finished after 68 minutes, with one wrong. I failed to see the parsing of 2d and, after getting all the checkers, I decided that nobody would straight-facedly name a battle after Italian sausages, so I plumped for “Salamos”. I really ought to brush up on battles of former millennia – my ignorance of the subject pains me daily.

    And while I’m brushing up on ancient history, I should probably bite the bullet and get to grips with cricket too. 3d held me up for quite a while – quite how I failed to grasp that “spin” is the opposite of “pace” I do not know – it seems so obvious in retrospect.

    As you can perhaps tell, I am in a profoundly grumpy mood.

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