Times 26,447: Exit Strategies

I made heavy weather of this puzzle, almost 20 minutes worth of it, after a terrible day in which I wrote my entire TLS blog only to lose the whole thing on hitting the submit button, requiring me to spend an hour or two remembering and rewriting every single terrible joke (that only half a dozen people are ever going to read anyway), a man totally trapped in a hell of his own making. But I see from the leaderboard this morning that lightning fast times are yet to be posted across the board. Perhaps we all had other things on our minds?Anyway, if you’re 6dn’ing this morning then this crossword does offer a few solutions: you could head north of the border as proposed in column 13 (7dn 15dn), or possibly go the whole hog as per row 11 (20ac 21ac).

Anyway, many thanks to the setter for this fine Friday fare, which managed to be a tough challenge without resorting to any real obscurity of reference or vocabulary (though I expect there will soon come a day when we’ll have to accept that no young person on the planet is still reading Jerome K Jerome). I would also like to draw everyone’s attention to the really, really impressive artistry of this setter’s surfaces – a common complaint in this little world of ours is that clues end up being in Crosswordese rather than English, but I think you’d be hard pressed to find anything in this puzzle that doesn’t pass muster as a sensible English sentence, and I know from bitter experience that that’s way harder than it looks. FOI 11ac, last 23ac; in fact the whole SW gave me a lot of trouble, partly because I’d put in KEEP A CLEAN HOUSE for 3dn, my notorious illiteracy as regards sporting matters biting me in the bum yet again. Not sure anything massively stood out from the pack today, but I’ll give me COD to 24ac just for being such an HP Lovecraft word. Now there was a writer whose first language often appeared to be Crosswordese…

Across

1 Bar offers beer, about a litre (5)
BLOCK – BOCK about L

4 Causing dissension about point that’s not serious (9)
FACETIOUS FACTIOUS about E

9 Patsy succeeded with attack on head (9)
SCAPEGOAT – S with GO AT on CAPE

10 Otto getting endless stick for turning back (5)
ATTAR – reverse of RATTA{n}

11 Ointment makes mark on light wood (6)
BALSAM – M on BALSA

12 Discard light cover, unfashionable (5,3)
THROW OUT – THROW [light cover] + OUT [unfashionable]

14 Noble treetop twisted into a corkscrew? (6-6)
BOTTLE-OPENER – (NOBLE TREETOP*)

17 Give up television? That could surprise the children (4-2-3-3)
JACK-IN-THE-BOX – JACK IN [give up] THE BOX [television]

20 Forcibly take too much that’s picked up abroad (8)
OVERSEAS – homophone of OVER-SEIZE

21 One member of boating party returned to old address (6)
SIRRAH – reverse of HARRIS (one of the Three Men In A Boat)

23 Temperature rising in a heatwave at last, finding shade (5)
TAUPE – T + UP in A {heatwav}E

24 Conceal wings of priory, roughly made with huge slabs (9)
CYCLOPEAN – (CONCEAL P{rior}Y*)</b>

25 Made fast, but eating egg under supervision (9)
MONITORED – MOORED eating NIT

26 Glutton necessarily consuming a large mass (5)
TONNE – {glut}TON NE{cessarily}

Down

1 Primate hard at work overcoming phobia regularly meeting bishop (8)
BUSHBABY – BUSY overcoming {p}H{o}B{i}A + B

2 A polenta may be so served? (2,1,5)
ON A PLATE – (A POLENTA*), &lit

3 Do not concede order to reserve some fresh laundry? (4,1,5,5)
KEEP A CLEAN SHEET – footballing parlance for “not get scored against”, plus a more literalistic interpretation of the words

4 The game’s up: sell! (4)
FLOG – reverse of GOLF

5 Land girl is superficially attractive (10)
CATCHPENNY – CATCH [land] PENNY [girl]

6 Be frustrated by what bad barber may do? (4,4,4,3)
TEAR OUT ONE’S HAIR – again, a metaphorical phrase followed by a more literal interpretation

7 Choice brew — head spinning (6)
OPTION – {P<->O}TION

8 Fairy ring abandoned in vernal ceremony (6)
SPRITE – SP{ring} RITE

13 Lend a frock to rock performer cutting a traditional figure (4,6)
FOLK DANCER – (LEND A FROCK*)

15 In the city want bear to be beaten up (8)
ABERDEEN – reverse of NEED + (BEAR*)

16 Replace half-crown and shilling, for example (8)
EXCHANGE – modern change would be 1ps and 2ps; old coins are EX-CHANGE

18 Saw bachelor turning over in bed (6)
BOTTOM – reverse of MOTTO B

19 Try again to operate this key? (6)
RETURN To operate a key you TURN it, to try again you RE-TURN it; RETURN is also another type of key on a computer keyboard

22 Competed on track, losing the lead, and beaten at tennis (4)
ACED – {r}ACED

55 comments on “Times 26,447: Exit Strategies”

  1. … but about 40mins for all but ATTAR (never heard of it). Couldn’t parse SPRITE (didn’t think to separate vernal and ceremony), so wasn’t even sure that the R was correct. ‘pull’ (rather than TEAR) at 6dn held me up for a while. BUSHBABY and TAUPE biffed. dnk CATCHPENNY. I’ll have to ‘fess up to not really ever noticing the surfaces, my brain just seems to seek out the cryptics, but yes, now you mention it, can see what you mean…

    Up most of the night… my teens certainly weren’t happy when they learnt the news…

    1. Attar and its alter ego Otto are crosswordland classics and worth filing away in the memory banks as they appear on a fairly regular basis.
  2. Which doesn’t seem too bad with no-one breaking 16 minutes so far. LOI CATCHPENNY, thought FOLK DANCER was pretty good.

    Thanks setter and Verlaine, what an interesting day in the UK.

    1. Ah so. We live in interesting times, as the ancient Chinese curse would have it, if it ever existed.
  3. actually a DNF, since I couldn’t remember, what I barely knew, that ‘otto’=ATTAR and looked it up. I’m keen on smooth surfaces, but hadn’t noticed these until coming heree; but Verlaine speaks sooth. I’ve never read JKJ, and had to take it on trust that Harris was one of the 3 men. DNK 3d or JACK IN; 17 came to me with the K and the enumeration, and 3 seemed plausible. LOI 18d for some reason.
  4. Had quite a few left over at the end of my hour, some of which I should probably have got. I blame keeping one ear on Today rather than my habitual jazz accompaniment to the crossword.

    A few of them, though, — perhaps about 51.9%? — I’d probably never have worked out. DNK “otto” or ATTAR, DNK CATCHPENNY, never read Three Men in a Boat and had only a vague recollection of SIRRAH. I’d come quite close on 4a, thinking of “fractious” but not “factious”. Sigh.

    CYCLOPEAN my COD as well; as a Lovecraft fan this is definitely my kind of obscure vocabulary. Cthulhu fhtagn!

    Thank you, as always, for the education.

    Edited at 2016-06-24 08:41 am (UTC)

  5. 17.22, still on the front page and in a rare “ahead of Verlaine” situation, but then I suppose our honourable blogger had to parse everything today instead of working through some mystic affinity with the setter and psychokinetic keyboarding.
    Curiously, I did actually think this on the easy side, though the only thing I actually knew about CYCLOPEAN was the optical deficiency thing.
    And yes, they were indeed beautiful surfaces.
    1. I’m sure you mean ‘optically challenged’, or ‘with binocular issues’.
      1. Funnily enough, I tried several variations on the theme before posting. Of course I meant “only having one eye” but that was dull.
  6. The thing is…was up half the night as it got worse and worse. Completed in 44′, SW last in. Was made to read JKJ at school, where the humour escaped me, and George did not parse for 21ac. As my beloved country hits rock 18d, thanks to Verlaine for pointing out column 13, but I’m not a quitter, in any sense.
  7. A puzzle of two halves for me with most of the RH going in with ease (exception ATTAR, my LOI) but I had many problems LH including 1ac. Never heard of KEEP A CLEAN SHEET, but what else could it have been? TAUPE is a popular colour for towels etc so I had met it in M&S Household dep’t. I knew the man in the boat was “Harris” and SIRRAH has been in my mind recently because of the wonderful TV series “Upstart Crow” where it was used a lot.
    1. Isn’t it great? I’ve been watching it with my older kids (11 and 13) and they love it too.

      Edited at 2016-06-24 09:10 am (UTC)

      1. Much enjoyed here, too. Wasn’t sure about the first couple of episodes but then it became a total hoot. Who cares if it’s Blackadder rebooted? It’s funny.
        1. That might be exactly the endorsement I was looking for, as I watched the first episode really wanting to like it, but found a lot of it quite leaden or cringy. If it keeps on getting better from there though I’d love to give it another go!
          1. My own feelings exactly. I’m afraid Janet and I didn’t even make it through to the end of the first episode. I’ll download episode 4 (the earliest still available on iPlayer) and see if I think it’s any better.
  8. Commiserations on losing the TLS blog V. That happened to me a couple of blogs ago (hit the wrong button when I picked up the phone). Harris and co turn up in my current blog so he was fresh in my mind. I didn’t know 3d so I was looking for a clean shirt, and my brain wanted corn flakes in 13d. Good puzzle. I do feel inclined to jack in the box for a while what with yesterday’s events and our continuing election follies. 20.44
    1. I am told that, in fashion, “Orange is the new black.”. I hope this doesn’t transfer to American politics.
  9. 20:29 … good stuff — a nice blend of old and new approaches with the fairly easy cryptic definitions giving the less Ximenean solving brain a fair chance. Like Janie, though, I had ‘pull’ for ‘tear’ at 6d for a very long time. That probably cost me 5 minutes in the northeast.

    I’ve wondered idly a few times about resurrecting the Christmas Turkey with a ‘cryptic definitions only’ format. What do people think?*

    * you’ll notice I’m putting the decision to the people and I shall respect the TfTT nation’s wishes, regardless. Almost certainly.

    1. Based purely on my limited dabbling with clue writing contests here and there I’ve always found CDs terribly difficult to pull (or tear) off and I daresay there are many words and phrases that wouldn’t lend themselves to that treatment at all.

      Edited at 2016-06-24 12:27 pm (UTC)

  10. 25 minutes to solve this which raised my despondent spirits a tad. But only a tad.
    The only hesitation was in the usual decision between “one’s” and “your” in 6d
    “Three men in a Boat” is one of the few books to make me laugh out loud – full of wit and drollery. I would recommend it as a superior form of Wodehouse.

    Edited at 2016-06-24 09:50 am (UTC)

    1. “a superior form of Wodehouse”

      Wow, that’s high praise indeed. I do remember enjoying Three Men In A Boat a lot when I read it as a young ‘un. Not sure I ever dared to venture into the pages of Three Men On The Bummel though!

      1. Not really – it’s just I can’t stand Plum (and believe me I have tried to appreciate his writing).

        But do try “Three Men on a Bummel”; Radio 4 Extra serialised it last year and it contains the same beautifully dry insoucient humour.

      1. I would normally agree with you, but I was only quoting V – and I wouldn’t dare go against his pronouncements.
        However, if you read Oliver Kamm’s columns in the Saturday Times, you would see his cogent arguments that “one’s” is just as acceptable both historically and grammatically albeit not in tune with the Times’ style guide.
        1. There’s nothing grammatically wrong with either of course, but I think as a matter of Times crossword convention it’s always ONES.
          1. I don’t think it was always so, but I believe you’re right in saying that it’s almost always ONE’S wherever there’s a choice. However, YOUR still comes up in some obvious stock phrases: BOB’S YOUR UNCLE, HOW’S YOUR FATHER, NOT ON YOUR NELLY, BY YOUR LEAVE, BE YOUR AGE. I see that SET YOUR HEART ON appeared in No. 23,876, but (as suggested by verlaine) with the definition giving a clear pointer to YOUR rather than ONE’S: “How you desired a goal, and added another red card to the pile (3,4,5,2)”.
      2. Yes, it feels like YOUR would be very unusual, and probably given extra flagging-up in the clue somehow, were it ever to occur.
    2. That recommendation has tipped the balance for me, and I just put Three Men in a Boat on my shopping list. Thanks!
      1. You won’t regret it. I love Wodehouse, and consider J K J his equal at least.
  11. 32m. What an excellent challenge. I thought for a while that I must have the wrong set of clues for the bottom half of this, but time and again an apparently impenetrable clue revealed itself to be quite straightforward once you looked at it in the right way. Bravo, setter, and thanks for giving me a bit of pleasure on an otherwise miserable morning.
    Right, I’m off to the pub now. Here in the City everything is cancelled until further notice.
  12. Another DNF but not despondent having read the blog and comments, SW corner my downfall, 18d eluded me totally, and couldn’t see further than azure or mauve for 23a, and with 30 years in textiles TAUPE is well known to me. I did enjoy the challenge, lovely surfaces and a jolly good blog, thanks to one and all. A special thanks to the blogger for replying to my comment a few weeks ago and explaining the “picked up” homophone .
  13. My home town Boston had the largest percentage of Brexit votes across the UK. The local Waterstones even has a Polish section which will now surely disappear – along with David ‘Owngoal’ Cameron.
    Who will now fix the overflow, plant the beet and pick the potatos? I forecast an influx of Scottish plummers for the time being!

    The Times Crossword has changed a lot since 1977 – as we saw yesterday. Today’s was a good work out. However, I messed up by making 3dn a (4,4,4,3) as per 6dn – it should have
    been(4,1,5,5)! This ruined my time – which should have been around 50 minutes.

    FOI 2dn ON A PLATE LOI 18dn BOTTOM COD 20 ac OVERSEAS

    WOD 24ac CYCLOPEAN

    horryd – Shanghai

  14. 35:25. I completed most of this quite quickly but then had no idea who Otto was at 10A. Having toyed with the idea of rattan and given it up I finally decided to be done with it and put ATTAR in, being pleasantly surprised when it was correct.
  15. Radio 4 went on at 6 am (5 in UK) and flabbergasted to hear the result; not often the bookies get it so wrong (3/1 against leave!)
    Mind was not on the job this morning when watching the TV, had PULL not TEAR for 6d, until saw what 4a had to be. Never heard of an attar being an OTTO. Otherwise we were done in half an hour or so.

    My house is now somewhat cheaper, for UK buyers, let me know if you’re interested!

    Thanks V for the usual high standard blog, and agree about the super surfaces.

    1. It was 1/9 against Remain at 11:42 last night and 8/1 against Leave. Sadly I was asleep.
  16. 36 min, though got completely stuck on SW corner, so had to use aids after a while. On the other hand, as I knew ATTAR of roses could be otto, didn’t have much difficulty, except that I was tring to make SHADE OUT work at 12ac.
  17. Mostly finished in 25 minutes, but I had KEEP A CLEAN SHIRT, then changed SHIRT to SHEET to give an E ending for 25, but I couldn’t think of anything other than TINGE for shade so never got 19d.
  18. Late starting today after staying up too long. DNF and gave up at 45 minutes. DNK ATTAR or CYCLOPEAN but should have seen the latter. Not getting it meant I couldn’tstop thinking Mick Jagger was at 12d until, not for the first time in my life, the BOTTLE OPENER saved me, another I should have seen quicker. At my age, a late night is a bad idea, and was unnecessary once the Newcastle and Sunderland results were in and the outcome was known.
  19. Tricky this. 19:56 with sort of guesses for ATTAR, CYCLOPEAN and CATCHPENNY.

    I thought the clue for Aberdeen was a bit odd (reversing an anagram).

    Taupe is one of those colours that only women can differentiate from beige (like ecru, sand and champagne).

  20. A tortuous 54 minutes with ATTAR unsolved. FOI PULL ONE’S HAIR OUT which made the NE tricky until I spotted FACETIOUS and corrected it. LOI (apart from the missing 10a) SIRRAH after ABERDEEN scotched my unparsable EIGHTH for 1 member of a boat crew.
  21. 24 mins, so one of my better Friday times of late and definitely helped by being alert for most (but not all) of it. I got held up in the SW like a lot of you, and I also took a while to get the CATCHPENNY/FACETIOUS crossers where I had unsuccessfully been trying to get “fractious” to parse. Earlier in the puzzle I took way too long to get ON A PLATE because I had been trying to think of an alternative to “al dente”. In the end I was left with three in the SW; the penny finally dropped for TAUPE after I stopped trying to think how “azure” could parse, BOTTOM followed it, and OVERSEAS was my LOI. I add my own tip of the hat to the setter.
  22. I struggled with this, needing probably a full 45 minutes. I won’t bore you with a list of all my problems, but only a sample: who’s Harris? Is that how they spell TON(NE)?. Finished with ATTAR from wordplay only, as RATTA(N) backwards was the only thing I could think of. No idea of why Otto was included. I didn’t expect your UK election to end as it did, nor did I expect the US (more drawn out) election to be as improbable. Despite all that, regards.
    1. Three men in a boat, and the sequel three men on the bummel (look it up!) is actually a very entertaining read even today, Kevin. gentle English humour, but well done. Recommended.
  23. Got there in 21:13 with a complete guess on the previously unknown ATTAR but apart from that, a very pleasant solve, so than you setter and V
  24. 16:12 for me, not really on the ball at all today (I’m going to blame it faute de mieux on the deeply depressing news) and, like others, struggling badly with SW corner (the left-most five clues there must have taken up at least half my total time).

    So I assumed that after a couple of days finishing ahead of your esteemed self, I was going to be knocked for six today (if you’ll forgive the sporting metaphor), but was amazed to find I hadn’t been.

    An interesting and enjoyable puzzle.

    1. The news is indeed depressing, but hardly unexpected. London does indeed seem to be on a different planet these days. If only they would listen …

      on edit: London, and Brussels … but mainly London

      Edited at 2016-06-25 02:55 pm (UTC)

  25. No real idea of time, but definitely over 4 Severs for me, which partly accounts for my being a day late here. ATTAR was one of those words I’d only ever encountered here, whilst CYCLOPEAN and KEEP A CLEAN SHEET were NHOs. The whole SW corner held me up for a very long time, much of it spent trying to justify “azure” for 23ac (I have a beautiful parsing, but this margin is too small to contain it).

    FOLK DANCER illustrated the impact of different formats (digital versus pencil-and-paper) on my thought processes. I could not get it for the life of me, until I wrote it out. At one stage I had “fork candle”, and then wasted several minutes trying to get Ronnie Barker out of my head.

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