It will be interesting to see what causes the hold-ups/mistakes. For me, it was the pesky three-letter words – with 25 down being last in, and 7 down requiring a rethink – that were responsible for the former, while 5 down had just enough trickiness in it to derail me; in other words, not an awful lot. 33 minutes.
ACROSS
1. TURING MACHINE – an anagram* of CHIMING and NATURE. I am told by a reliable source that a TM is actually a mathematical model that defines an abstract machine which manipulates symbols on a strip of tape according to a set of rules. Wevs, as my niece in Weston would say.
8. CRAB – a crab cannot be a bad mood, it seems – only a possessor of such – so what we have here is not a double definition but a cryptic one (as suggested by the question mark). And a jolly good one too!
9. ROGUE STATE – A GESTURE TO*.
10. DISTRAIN – IS + T in DRAIN. One of those ugly Latinate legal words, this one meaning to seize property to get yer money.
11. PRAISE – PR(A)ISE
13. TO CAP IT ALL – TO CAPITAL + L. I loved this. Who didn’t try to shove an UP in one of the 2-letter spaces?
16. SUNK – SUN K[ing]: four sevenths of old Louis. Very nice too.
17. FIRM – FIR + M[ature]. I was looking for trees beginning M, so the setter had me at least where he wanted me.
18. EXPOSITION – I had ‘exlocation’, which I thought was pretty clever of me, until I realised it was wrong.
20. FLITCH – FL + ITCH (‘what you’d associate with some scratchings’ – brilliant). This came up in a puzzle by Dean Mayer (the artist formerly known as Anax) four years ago. The tradition of awarding a flitch (side) of bacon to a married couple at Dunmow in Essex who had not quarreled or regretted their marriage for a year and a day is mentioned in Langland’s Piers Plowman and Chaucer’s Wife of Bath’s Tale. What is not mentioned is whether they were still talking to each other or whether the husband was a North Sea oil-rig worker…
22. REST MASS – a charade (A + B) of no great difficulty.
24. NEGOTIATOR – an excellent semi &lit: NE (oNcE regularly) followed by GOT (secured) I + A TOR (rise).
26. WAND – N (note) in WAD (many sticks) to give a single stick.
27. FIGHTING WORDS – a nice charade to polish off the acrosses.
DOWNS
1. TERRITORIAL – it’s a pity that Crosswordland’s favourite fighting force is the TA (recently renamed the more prosaic “Army Reserve”, which setters and editors are quite rightly ignoring), as this would actually be a very good clue were it not a write-in.
2. REBUT – reversal of TUBE ([London] underground) + R.
3. NORMATIVE – NORMA (opera by Vicenzo Bellini, a contemporary of Donizetti) + I in TV + E. Casta Diva is perhaps the best known piece from the work.
4. MAGENTA – AGENT in MA[n].
5. CHEEP – the Romans always made a deliberate mistake in their mosaics so the gods wouldn’t be offended. This was my Mosiac Moment. Sounds like ‘cheap’, so actually CHEEP.
6. IN TRANSIT – INN ARTIST*.
7. EFT – [l]EFT, not ‘ent’ – they were what Tollers invented and are not yet in the dictionary, even if a phrase most Singaporeans have never heard of is.
12. SONG OF SONGS – double definition. It may not be Fanny Hill, but the two lovers exchanging lines like ‘Your two breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle, which feed among the lilies’ (that’s the bloke speaking, by the way) would have been a shoo-in for the Dunmow Flitch. So long as they were married, of course – preferably to each other.
14. ARMSTRONG – double definition, referencing old Satchmo and Neil, and a nod to HG Wells’ First Men in the Moon?
15. LAST STRAW – our third charade – arguably even simpler than the first one.
19. PURITAN – RITA in PUN. Of course, the 16th century Puritans were anything but was is meant by the term these days. As CS Lewis points out, to the Elizabethan Puritan ‘purity’ meant not chastity but ‘pure’ theology and ‘pure’ church discipline – a Presbyterian Church established by force, if necessary, along the lines of Calvin’s church at Geneva. ‘We must picture these Puritans,’ writes Lewis in ‘On Edmund Spenser’, ‘as the very opposite of those who bear that name today: as young, fierce, progressive intellectuals, very fashionable and up-to-date. They were not teetotallers; bishops, not beer, were their special aversion.’
And since this entry has become something of a thesis, here’s Henry Fowler on puns from his Modern English Usage: ‘The assumption that puns are per se contemptible, betrayed by the habit of describing every pun not as “a pun” but as “a bad pun” or “a feeble pun”, is a sign at once of sheepish docility and a desire to seem superior. Puns are good, bad, and indifferent, and only those who lack the wit to make them are unaware of the fact.’
21. HEIST – IS + THE* for another semi &lit.
23. MOWER – M + OWER
25. ELF – FLE[d] reversed; Chambers has ‘tiny’, while Collins and Oxford (ODO) have [typically] ‘small’. You pays yer money…
Edited at 2016-05-16 04:36 am (UTC)
Almost SUNK by 16ac at the end, but got there via an alphabet run.
Good Monday fun. Thanks setter and U.
Didn’t remember FLITCH from any previous outing, so my LOI and parsed after the fact. Anyone ever knowingly used DISTRAIN?
Edited at 2016-05-16 05:35 am (UTC)
The TA became TAVR in 1967 but didn’t affect crossword-setting conventions so I don’t see any reason to drop it now that it has become the AV (in 2014).
SONG OF SONGS is a book of the Old Testament also called “Song of Solomon”.
ELF was my last one in too.
Edited at 2016-05-16 06:58 am (UTC)
As a matter of prudence, solving on the club site, I always now press the large font button to give my morning eyes a chance, but I still misread photon as proton, and know enough science to be puzzled by it. Puzzled, but not deterred, so absolute was the wordplay.
Mrs Z and I could compete for the Dunmow Flitch if it wasn’t for the crosswords…
Incidentally.. I was rather surprised that none of you picked up on Z’s bit of wordplay genius in the Thursday blog last week. It made me guffaw at 3 am in the morning, dipso fatso.
The one thing I really didn’t know was REST MASS, but the wordplay was kind. At some point today I must look it up and find out what it is.
I might in the end have got SUNK, but I was reading the clue the wrong way around, plus I had no idea what anyone called Louis XIV. I also failed on FLITCH, which hopefully I’d have puzzled out if left to my own devices for another few minutes, even though I’d never heard of it.
On the plus side, filling my head with computing and physics rather than history stood me in good stead for the others. The TURING MACHINE is oft-cited in computing circles to this day, and REST MASS was a quick write-in.
The LO I actually put I was HEIST, after a self-kicking moment when I finally saw the anagram.
I thought this was trickier than your “average” Monday what with distrain, normative and rest mass (what I know about photons and protons you could probably write on an electron).
I ended up with a messy grid having initially gone for GRUB instead of CRAB and having a square left over when I got to the end of FIGHTING TALK.
I think “feeble” is rather unfair on the humble pun. One can have a lot of fun with fish puns in particular.
Compared with the struggle I had with the Saturday cryptic, this was reasonably straightforward.
There were several unknowns to me but for once I managed to guess them correctly from the clues: Turing Machine was gettable once the machine bit was clear; Rest Mass was clued clearly I thought; and my LOI was Flitch.
Eft used to appear regularly in the Evening Standard crossword which I did in pre Times cryptic days; along with that sea eagle which I have now forgotten. David
FLITCH and DISTRAIN were my NHOs for today, though the former rang a very muffled bell somewhere.