Times 26,183: You Can’t Wash Your Hands In A Hetero

After a short visit to the land of personal bests yesterday, I toiled my way through this one, clocking off inside the quarter hour at least but certainly not distinguishing myself. Probably because I did it “dry” this time: sometimes I think it’s the booze that solves the puzzles, not me. I wonder if they see a lot of this problem at AA meetings?

By the light of day I can’t see anything particularly gruesome in this puzzle, and actually plenty of things that could be write-ins to a solver in the right frame of mind. Where some grids contain a welter of classical references, this seemed quite European: with 9ac, 22ac, 2dn and 7dn from the French, and I always assumed for some reason that 18d was French too (le bergamot juste, anyone?) but that along with 26ac is of Italian origin. I don’t think I knew the true geographical origin of 22dn, either, so that was another lovely thing to learn from this well-travelled international puzzle.

Solving-wise 19ac *was* a write-in for me, 22ac and 23ac went in really fast too, and then I polished off the SW corner in excellent time before grinding to a halt for no reason that I can readily explain. I do remember, perhaps fooled by the Gallic lingo coming thick and fast, getting stuck in the dead end of being sure there was a 13 letter word for “thick lentil soup” if only I could summon it up, along the lines of VICHYSSOISE or BOUILLABAISSE or such. LOI was 16ac (which could easily have been someone else’s FOI, I suspect) after the MANGETOUT – such a familiar face in crosswordland, but always a tricky one to discern from the crossers – penny dropped.

Anyway all told this seemed an excellently fair and well-constructed puzzle that I’m sure won’t be as Marmitey as the one I enjoyed so much to everyone’s amazement last week. Great job setter and thanks! Special mention to 1ac: I’m very fond of that subgenre of clues that look like the route to the solution is obvious, but are in fact leading the solver up the garden path. The amount of time I spent trying to find a four letter word for “case” I could put MB or DR inside…

Across
1 MOLEST – bother: M.O. LEST [doctor | in case]
4 CUSTOMER – “whose opinion one should never doubt” (because the customer is always right): O.M. [order] “filed by” CUSTER [general]
9 GOURMET – bon vivant: GOT [understood] about U R{o}ME [posh | European city, “nothing less” (i.e. minus an O)]
11 INNINGS – one’s life: {w}INNINGS [“skim off” profits]
12 BISON – wild thing: BI SON [“boy enjoying a varied love life”]
13 ARTILLERY – troops: ILL [suffering] in ARTERY [Channel]
14 CENTREFOLD – nude model: (COLD FEET N{eve}R*) [“outrageous”, “though not Eve”]
16 SOAP – double def: pre-watershed programme / cleaner
19 SITE – place: homophone of SIGHT [“sound” faculty]
20 ACCIDENTAL – chance: and an accidental musical note may be natural (or sharp or flat)
22 BRICOLAGE – diverse parts assembled: BRIE [French product] with CO LAG [company | delay] “going in”
23 GABLE – old player (i.e. Clark): B [“beginning to” B{attle}] into GALE [wind]
25 TOEHOLD – initial advantage: TOLD [reported] with E HO [European | house] “claimed”
26 TIMPANI – members of the orchestra: reverse [“it looks the other way”] all of IN A P.M. IT [in a top position, it]
27 KEYSTONE – everything depending on it: KEY’S TONE [opener’s | character]
28 ETHENE – gas: “entering” {engin}E THEN E{xpanding}

Down
1 MEGABUCKS – a lot of money: BUCKS [county] with (GAME*) [“fixed”] “at first”
2 LOUIS – French king: OUI [his assent] in LS [“outskirts of” L{imoge}S]
3 SEMINARY – school: SEMI NARY [house | never]
5 UNINTELLIGENT – thick: (LENTIL*) [“soup”] + I “put in” {p}UNGENT [strong, “then lid taken off”]
6 TANGLE – get caught: T [“first of” ten] + ANGLE [fish]
7 MANGETOUT – vegetable: GET OUT [extract] “is beneath” MAN [valet]
8 RUSTY – out of practice: {t}RUSTY [reliable, “though not at first”]
10 TRAFFIC WARDEN – street worker: TRAFFIC WAR DEN [trading | hostilities | room for relaxation]
15 NOT LIKELY – I don’t think so: ELY [see] under reverse of KILT ON [tartan on, “being lifted”]
17 PULVERISE – crush: (REPULSIVE*) [“outlandish”]
18 BERGAMOT – oil: (EMBARGO*) [“abandoned”] + T [“ending in” {Kuwai}T]
21 TO BOOT – as well: BOO [shocker, as in, something intended to give someone a shock] “penned by” TOT [child]
22 BATIK – Indonesian design: B.A. [graduate] + reverse of KIT [paraphernalia “brought up”]
24 BRACE – double def: supporter / two

38 comments on “Times 26,183: You Can’t Wash Your Hands In A Hetero”

  1. I had no idea what 16ac was about, as I had no idea that ‘watershed’ had a TV-related meaning, or any meaning other than ‘watershed’; the clue looked like nonsense to me. But it’s always a comfort, if a bit coolish, to discover that I couldn’t have solved it. Loved BISON.
  2. Well, I thought this was a cracker – plenty of wit and lovely precision with the clueing. In fact, I may be well wide of the mark, but I had a feeling the fingerprints of Mr. Mayer just might be in evidence here…

    12ac was a gem, and 15dn at least a semi-gem. 4ac clever definition – I could go on… Loved it.

    Thanks for great blog Verlaine.

    Edited at 2015-08-21 07:02 am (UTC)

  3. Felt a bit 5dn solving this, but I agree with Nick that there were some brilliant clues. Had particular trouble in the NE until I got the vegetable, and also in “Sotira’s NE” until I got the 1s.

    Tried for ages to create something French or Italian from the anagrist for CENTREFOLD, real PDM there. Will give it COD along with BISON, but there were many worthy candidates.

    Thanks setter and blogger.

    1. Not going to be allowed to forget that, am I! Is this a good time to mention that another burning ambition of mine is to learn to fly?
  4. 13:12 … pretty much on the wavelength and much enjoyed.

    The “pre-watershed” thing for SOAP definitely cropped up not that long ago and stuck in my memory.

    COD .. probably MANGETOUT for the “vegetable extract”.

  5. Bit of a struggle. Needed a few electronic hints. Couldn’t parse TYMPANI. Didn’t realise TIMPANI was an alternative spelling.
  6. 50 minutes for this enjoyable offering. I just put the meter maid clue down as a cryptic definition and moved on. Last in the vegetable, as I recall. Even after getting the MAN, it still took a bit of teasing out.

    I thought the absence of a requirement to lift and separate in the Penthouse clue was rather cunning.

    1. Very droll – I was expecting an observation from your good self on today’s QC re. the surface at 18ac (I was far too polite to raise it, but since you’ve lowered the tone…)
      1. Nick, you are making up your own jokes here – I hadn’t meant any double entendre till you, um, pointed it out. Time for a Quickie now?
  7. 45 minutes. Very enjoyable with two unknowns or forgottens, BRICOLAGE and ETHENE. Lost time at 4ac by reading ‘filed’ as ‘filled’ for the entire solve so I had been trying to fit a general inside an order instead of vice versa.
  8. Under 30 minutes. I took a long time to get CENTREFOLD since I was convinced it was some classical statue I’d never heard of. And for some reason took a long time to get BERGAMOT too. I was sure there was something like MACASSAR which meant I was convinced it started with M (which is not checked). The penny dropped when I got TIMPANI. I had no idea it could be spelled TYMPANI which is just as well since I basically biffed it once I saw it started with T and ended with I. Had no idea BRICOLAGE was an english word (it just means DIY in French). BISON my COD.
  9. A very enjoyable but testing hour.

    I confidently put in Here for Site at 19a which made 1d and the excellent 15d a tad difficult.

    Too many great and varied clues to pick one.

  10. Lots of French, a bit of chemistry… perfect for moi. 17 minutes of excellent fun, well done Mr Setter. I’m off to Mr Bricolage now before they close for lunch (as they do!). I don’t know how you do it, Verlaine, after a few glasses of plonk I’m hopeless at crosswords, but in the morning, all is clear.
  11. Not as outright difficult as Fridays sometimes are, but with enough wit and inventiveness for two puzzles. Well-deserved compliments to the setter, and, of course, blogger.
  12. 12:32. Yes, I enjoyed this one a lot too: witty clues, and not too much biffing so I enjoyed them properly as I went.
    I also spent time trying to find the name of a soup at 5dn: my first thought was MULLIGATAWNY.
    And I was also led up the garden path by 1ac, but it was a different path. Fortunately CASEIN doesn’t mean anything remotely like ‘bother’.
    Thanks for the blog, v. I enjoyed your title: I was expecting a reference to the J. Geils Band.
    1. I’m going to pretend to be a young man (I’m not, at all, but the crosswording community is the one place I stand a chance of getting away with it!) by asserting that the J Geils Band was just slightly before my time…

      MULLIGATAWNY was probably the very word that was hovering somewhere just beyond the reach of my brain. Considering how simple a foodstuff soups are, they don’t half have some elaborate names!

      1. Well in the same spirit I will assert the same thing. I’m not sure how I would define ‘my time’, but I think there is a reasonable case to be made that it hadn’t started when I was nine. Come to think of it I’m not entirely sure it has started now.

        Edited at 2015-08-21 12:28 pm (UTC)

      2. I’ve never heard of the J Geils Band, but I’m prepared – indeed happy – to say that Mulligatawny (Where the Soup Comes From) is before my time. (There’s no recording available on YouTube, in case anyone has a copy and is willing to upload it.)
    2. I was on a similar wavelength today also thinking of MULLIGATAWNY and CASEIN and expecting mention of the J. Geils Band. Do you think Centrefold was their best song?

      This was one where a break helped a lot. I had about 10 left by the end of the commute but looking again at lunchtime I finished them off in about 5 minutes. No time given as I’d managed a typo but must have been somewhere around 45 minutes in total.

      1. Not a fan of ‘Freeze Frame’, then?
        I see from Wikipedia that they’re still going, but without J. Geils!
  13. 21 mins, a fair chunk of which was spent trying to justify “MALMSY” at 1a. Couldn’t. Put it in anyway.

    Fail.

  14. 14:52 – lots to enjoy. I too spent a while trying to find an ‘in case’ I could put an MB inside.
  15. I have no idea if it was their best song: it’s the only one I can name! I have a very strong suspicion that I am not alone in this.
  16. 13 mins and no muppetry today, so you can count me as another who was on the setter’s wavelength. I finished back in the NE with INNINGS, although I was grateful for the clear wordplay for BRICOLAGE because if I had ever come across it before I had forgotten it.
  17. 12:20 on paper here (so probably sub-10 if I’d done it online), with 1ac my second one in after 1dn. It helps if you have the first letter obviously! I left the soup alone until I had most of the crossers, so didn’t have to waste time on it. Last couple in were TIMPANI and CUSTOMER, but all fully parsed in the end.

  18. Good fun, with some clever clues and subtle misdirection. Had to stare at MANGETOUT for ages before the penny dropped, partly because ‘mincemeat’ kept popping into my head. Didn’t time it, but it felt quite a long solve; probably not far short of an hour. Thanks to setter and blogger.
  19. 31:15. A nice test with a fair few chuckles along the way. Count me in among the MULLIGATAWNY fanciers. 15d my favourite as an erstwhile occasional kilt-wearer.
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