ACROSS
1. RUGGED – RUGGE[r] – twee word for rugby – + [en]D.
4. WARDRESS – double definition (near as dammit) with the true definition playing on our inbuilt chauvinism/common sense (delete as appropriate). Nice clue.
10. ANGLOPHILES – like, I hope, many of the colonials that visit this site; anagram* of ALSO HELPING.
11. RED – alternation in fRiEnDs.
12. SPONDEE – SPEED* around ON; a type of metrical foot – consisting of too long syllables. Other members of the stable include Iamb, Trochee, Dactyl, Anapaest and Tribrach, but Spondee seems to serve setters best.
14. VIOLIST – V (‘see’ from Latin ‘vide’ > V) + I (‘one’) + SOLTI* (ex boss of Chicago Symphony, if memory serves).
15. DISPATCH RIDERS – ‘couriers’ (AKA maniacs on two wheels, distant relations of the flip-flop wearing Hong Kong sub-species); the Shibboleth clue. As one of those kneeling down to drink, I salute all those who stayed on their feet and lapped it up like a dog. We get the solution from DITCH (‘drop’) round SPA (‘part of [a modern] gym’) + RIDERS (‘small weight positioned on the beam of a balance for fine adjustment’).
17. SLAP ON THE WRIST – the literal is the slightly strained ‘light substitute for carpeting’; NOW ARTIST HELPS* (the anagram indicator is ‘refit’).
21. MISS OUT – the setter is harking back to days of yore when teachers were ‘Sir’ and ‘MISS’ + OUT (‘blooming’).
22. SENEGAL – LANES reversed around EG (‘say’).
23. RYE – town in East Sussex – one of the cinque ports; we have our old friend Jane Eyre, still smarting after being downgraded from governess to housekeeper in a recent puzzle, reversed and de-tailed.
24. EMBROCATION – MB (‘doctor’) in ER (the US word for Casualty > Accident and Emergency) + [v]OCATION (‘calling, first off’).
26. MITHERED – ‘flustered’ – what Northerners get up to, apparently; today’s word that sounds like it has no right to be a word, and one to remember for Scrabble. MD around IT + HERE.
27. SENECA – ACE + NES[t] reversed; as Nero’s tutor and advisor, it’s small wonder that he chose Stoicism as his branch of philosophy.
DOWNS
1. ROADSIDE – ‘by the way’; [b]ROADSIDE. Nice clue.
3. GAG – ‘funny’ (Collins has the noun sense ‘a joke or witticism’); GANG (‘team’) minus its N (‘not bottom of division’). Not my favourite.
3. EXORDIA – ‘parts of speeches’ – the beginning parts, to be precise; EX + OR (‘Other ranks’) + AID reversed.
5. ALL OVER THE SHOP – top expression for ‘here and there’; LOVER (‘fan’) in HOTEL HAS* + P.
6. DISCORD – DISCO + RD.
7. EAR-PIERCING – double definition; the first is akin to ‘ear-splitting’, which I very much wanted to work in, even though it didn’t fit, while the second is one for the ladies (and of course New Men – Verlaine?, Penfold??), referring to what Oxford calls the ‘ring or post worn in a pierced ear to keep the hole from closing’, or ‘sleeper’.
8. SEDATE – SE (Kent is situated in the South-east of England) + DATE.
9. CHIEF CONSTABLE – a highly biffable clue, but biffers are likely to shove in ‘chief inspector’; I in CHEF + CONS (‘does’, i.e. tricks) + TABLE (‘food’).
13. OBSOLESCENT – ‘past its sell-by date’; the first letter of O[ffended] and B[y] + SOLE SCENT (‘smell of fish’). Is it just me or is this a bit forced?
16. ATALANTA – hidden in cATALAN TAles; for me, she’s no hunter, she’s the football team that plays in Bergamo, famous also for producing a large tenor with a white hanky and a sublime voice.
18. PHONEME – another prosodic clue; the literal is ‘sound’ and the wordplay a sort of morph of PHONE (‘mobile’) + the outside letters (‘casing’) of M[obil]E.
19. WANNABE – my biggest biff, if not my only one; the literal is ‘ambitious sort’, and the wordplay is BE (‘live with’) + W + ANNA (‘with girl, primarily’, where ‘primarily’ means put before the BE bit). Thanks to Kevin for straightening me out on the function of ‘primarily’.
20. AM-DRAM – ‘local theatre’, this popped up quite recently; two AMs (‘American duo’) around D[irecto]R.
25. ICE – ‘diamonds’; I (one = ‘single’) + E (‘East’, bridge player) around C (‘Clubs’).
So clearly, you’d have to be on the Bloomfieldian or anti-mentalistic side of linguistic theory. In which case, a phoneme must be a physical sound. (Perhaps you were trained in the Chomskian school?)
Several other answers were on the fringes of my GK but I’m not over familiar with them, starting with SPONDEE. SENECA, EXORDIA and ATALANTA were other examples. All apart from SENECA are underlined in red as I type, so I don’t feel too badly about that.
I wasn’t aware that ‘funny’ could be the noun it needs to be in context here, and despite my comment yesterday about riddles I don’t feel comfortable with EAR-PIERCING addressing solvers as ‘I’ at 7dn.
Edited at 2015-06-15 04:43 am (UTC)
DISPATCH RIDER went in with a bit of a shrug and a note to open/join discussion of why it could be spelt with an E. DI(/E)SPATCH being drop in the sense of “terminate with extreme prejudice” and riders being those little weights that you might see in the weighing room part of a gym meant I didn’t see the need to explore further. The clue felt unsatisfactory, not least because it didn’t discount DESPATCH, but not so much that I looked for another construction. SPA? Humbug. Probably shows my unfamiliarity with gyms.
ATALANTA – that’s the one with the apple fixation isn’t it? Surprised Freud didn’t honour here with her own complex.
AM DRAM prompted by a recent Saturday, where it caused me much grief. Couldn’t have told you what EXORDIA meant, other than a decent score in Scrabble™, and had SENECA down as a dramatist. PHONEME? Something to do with noises is all I knew, and quite a clever bit of cluing, too.
No humdinger clues, but I always enjoy small, perfectly formed clues like WARDRESS and SEDATE.
Had a shudder of dread as I went to check the leaderboard because I’d biffed in DISPATCH RIDERS and couldn’t be sure it wasn’t DESPATCH. But all turned out for the best in this the best of all possible worlds.
Well done setter and blogger. Solver, not so much.
Anyway I twigged to MD immediately but still couldn’t convince myself that MITHERED was a word.
Edited at 2015-06-15 10:46 am (UTC)
Thanks for explaining 15ac – bunged it in but the parsing went right over my head.
Dead chuffed to learn that knowing “sleepers” qualifies me as a New Man – I shall update my CV immediately!
Edited at 2015-06-15 11:46 am (UTC)
You can put me down for not knowing all of the unknowns, apart from mithered. Based on my experience of living in a couple of bits of Northern England it’s more akin to bothered than flustered, both in the sense of “stop mithering me while I’m doing t’crossword,” and “I can’t always be mithered to do t’Jumbo.”
Regarding Ulaca’s query as to my new man-ness, I have no piercings (or indeed tattoos) missen, but Mrs Penfold and the Penfold daughters have 7 holes between their 6 ears. Or possibly 8.
Like just about everyone else I had to biff the couriers. Whereas Pootle thought “DISPATCH” sounded better, I thought it looked better. I’d be interested to know from the experts which of us made our decision based on a phoneme. On second thoughts, no I wouldn’t.
I had no problem with funny as a noun. A while back on Anax’s clue writing competition site I awarded first prize to 7dPenguin’s “Drink from funny taps (5) in the contest for PUNCH (PUN +C +H).
For 5 down, I was reminded, very inappropriately, of a line in Byron’s Don Juan. I am sure the editor didn’t see it.
I dithered far too long over 15ac, unable to find anything that looked like part of a gym in the answer. I doubt if former Regimental Sergeant Major Watt, who took us for gym at Dotheboys, would have recognised SPA in that context! Eventually I spotted DITCH (thus eliminating DESPATCH – phew!) and finally remembered what a RIDER was. (There actually was one of those in the Dotheboys gym since that’s where we were weighed and measured each term.) That and WANNABE held me up badly at the end.
I’ve been told that MITHERED is found in Yorkshire, but I’ve never heard it used where I was brought up so perhaps it’s confined to the more southerly parts.