Anyway, at this point I am on the first page of the leader board with my 62 minutes – a situation which I cannot see lasting much longer than Gerry’s attempt to knock the stuffing out of chaps like Stanley Holloway, William Hartnell and James Donald. And doesn’t he look like Geoffrey Palmer! A little more in the jowl department would have made him a true doppelganger, umlaut or no umlaut.
ACROSS
1. DUMP – DU (‘from the [in] French’) + MP. A nice one to get off the mark with, if you start at 1a.
3. BRASS TACKS – it wouldn’t be British if it didn’t have some seaside humour: BRAS + STACKS.
9. MANSARD – the literal is ‘roof’; ODO describes this as ‘a roof which has four sloping sides, each of which becomes steeper halfway down’. If this doesn’t mean much to you, here’s a few pictures of one. Not very British at all, I’m afraid, which may be deduced not just from their appearance on so many chateaus but also from the fact it’s also called a French roof. I was looking for an aitchless ‘hand’, as well as an ‘man’ with all his bits, but was snookered until I decided to try a masse, having learnt it here just the other week, spun the cue ball round the black and hit the object ball. It took me nearly as long as Shaun Murphy, mind. Oh yes, it’s MAN + an aitchless (‘short of height’) SHARD (funny shaped building in London).
11. READ+OPT
12. GHOST TOWN – I think it took me all the crossing letters before I gave up on ‘gown’; the literal is ‘place everyone’s left’, which is derived from HOST + T[ime] in GOWN. If a HOST is wearing a ‘gown’ (and, no, settle down, it could be a university gown!), then he could also be said to be in it.
13. SHELF – ‘possible support’; H[ospital] in SELF (‘identity’).
14. DISREPUTABLE – ‘untrustworthy’; DIS + RE (‘re’) + PUT (‘positioned’) + ABLE.
18. POOR RELATION – I reckon this is a double definition, but I could be wrong. A less respected version of something or someone is its POOR RELATION.
21. SP+ILL
22. FOSSILISE – at first I was looking for something ending in ‘-less’. So, I think we would all agree a fairly cunning clue, with a pretty well concealed anagram (‘shepherd’ is sorting out OF ISLES IS) to give the literal ‘to become old and inflexible’. I haven’t consulted my wife yet, but I don’t think that is how she would describe me. I think she would still have me at the middle-aged and inflexible stage. At least, I hope so.
24. EYEBALL – this was one of my three favourites; it’s BE YE (‘if you are’ in Olde Worlde speake) reversed + ALL.
25. VINTAGE – I believe (from an example in ODO) that crushed grapes are placed in a vat for a short time before being put into barrels, so this is quite clever, and I think a semi &lit; the literal is therefore the whole show, while the wordplay is a ‘developed’ IN VAT to give VINTA + GE (cued by ‘possibly [i.e., “e.g.”] turned’).
26. DUSSELDORF – the only German airport I have ever used, but this didn’t help me much when I was being suckered into Leipzig, Dresden and Magdeburg; it’s F[isherman] + RODLESS (boom, boom!) + UD (U[nequippe]D) all reversed. This would probably have been one of my favourites if I’d understood it while solving.
27. CYST – ‘cavity’ from C[runch]Y S[orbe]T.
DOWNS
1. DEMIGODS – if I was Sue, I’d have used a bottle of Tippex on this, but I was solving online, so only the CIA and the Chinese will be able to tell you how many times I shoved the right answer in and then took it out. I was looking for an ‘ague’, when I should have been looking for a DOG, which reverses itself and slots neatly into DEMIS[e].
2. MONGOOSE – according to the 1987 documentary on them I watched on YouTube last week, a meerkat is only the size of a lion’s tail (I think Attenborough meant ‘length’), so ‘small predator’ is pretty difficult to challenge. Anyway [sotto voce], here we see the North American deer (MOOSE) curling itself around a N[ew] GO.
4. RODEO – RODE O[ff].
5. SHRINKAGE – a real seaside-postcard of a clue; Private Eye would have clued it with ‘sexologist’.
6. TRANSYLVANIAN – anagram of NASTY RAINS around L[arge] + VAN. (Edited – thanks to Amon)
7. C(LOSE)T
8. SET OFF – ‘begin’; S[u]E (‘to prosecute heartless’) + TOFF (‘nob’).
10. AT THE COALFACE – ‘not deskbound’; ‘like worker of mine’, indeed!
15. UNRUFFLED – double definition, one of which might get the titterers going. Another of my three.
16. MILITARY – ‘service’; I + LIT[any] in MARY. The third of my three.
17. INDECENT – ‘crude’; EC (City of London, more or less) in IN + DENT.
19. ASCEND – ‘mount’; C[ook] in A SEND (‘dispatch’). Thanks to KG for pointing out the nonsense in my original effort.
20. BICEPS – ‘strong-arm displays’; I think this would have made it to my top three if it hadn’t frustrated me for so long. It’s very elegant, after all: BI[g] + CEPS.
23. SEVER – fame at last for our own Tony! V in SEER.
I rather liked ‘Shard’ clued as ‘Tower of London’ and I think it reasonable to include it in a British newspaper’s crossword puzzle, after all it is the tallest building in the EU. Its original name (or one of them) was ‘London Bridge Tower’ which, if one happens to know it, ties in rather nicely with the clue.
Edited at 2015-05-18 06:36 am (UTC)
I loved “Shepherd” as an anagrind. One or two strange surface readings such as 3A.
Intrigued as to how U has only ever visited Germany via Dusseldorf when there are so many other German hubs like Frankfurt, Berlin, Munich…..
Joint COD to EYEBALL and DUSSELDORF. GHOST TOWN was my Dean Martin.
Thanks setter and blogger.
Edited at 2015-05-18 08:20 am (UTC)
Solved 10:05 – might have been a smidge quicker but Mr CS decided to ask me a question just as I was on my last couple of clues.
MANSARD was known to me from the song Mansard Roof by the excellent Vampire Weekend.
And the SHARD is an eyesore IMO.
Salute the setter for getting Transylvaian and Dusseldorf into the same puzzle.
Deceptively Easy Answer Needing More Actual Reflection Than Is Necessary
Edited at 2015-05-18 09:42 am (UTC)
My major predicament was deciding that 7dn had to be COVERT (for obvious reasons, I couldn’t parse it…) which put the mockers on 11ac as well. And I have to admit I was not familiar with CEPS, which deprived me of 20dn.
But, a most enjoyable workout and thanks to ulaca for the entertaining blog.
I don’t see that EG is well indicated by ‘possibly’ in 25, but ‘Shepherd’ in 22 was a very neat anagrind that had me fooled for a while, and I rather liked 4 and 15.
Mansard only known from crosswords, LOI biceps, COD to Ghost Town
I found the whole puzzle rather tedious, more of a slog than anything else.
I think your explanation for 6 down is slightly off – it is actually an anagram of NASTY RAIN around LVAN (large vehicle)
From Chris Cox
There’s a whole song about a Mansard Roof by one of the bands my employers manage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3PW9r7tIVA. One of those rare days when it pays to be down with the kids, clearly! (Aha, but I see that the estimable Pootle has already mentioned this…)
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Edited at 2015-05-18 07:34 pm (UTC)
I considered LAMP for 1ac but couldn’t quite bring myself to bung it in. At least 23dn was an easy win.