Times 26,033: Bearded Like The Pard

Another Friday puzzle with a few speed bumps, but nothing to really grind a solver to a dead halt: I finished inside 11 and a half minutes, which’ll do me.

I started in with 16A and hopped around a lot, enjoying, as the regular reader of this blog will know I do, the little bits of cultural knowledge required to make this a satisfying solve: a couple of classical references, some Shakespeare (I must admit As You Like It is a bit of a blind spot for me, but the passage in question is famous), some Tudor court gossip for the Wolf Hall crowd, and a nod to Lewis Carroll to top it all off. Of course what you gain on the roundabouts your lose on the swings, and 10A was my LOI, me not being quite so hot on the sciences as I am on the arts!

Aesthetics-wise, some of the cluing felt a little terse and perfunctory, though I had just come back home from a free local showing of the incredible movie Sunset Boulevard, so perhaps only something equally Gothic and theatrical would have fully satisfied me. I did like the not one but two clues with alternative routes to a solution (6D and 11A) and I’ve always got time for a WALRUS MOUSTACHE, as you can probably tell from my choice of LiveJournal avatar.

Many thanks to the setter and all others who tirelessly labour to provide our daily dosage of bafflement and joy. See you next week!

Across
1 ASCERTAIN – confirm: A S [“leaders of” A{ssembly} S{ecurely}] + CERTAIN [bound]
6 TO WIT – i.e.: TWIT [Charlie] “has bound” O [over]
9 SHRINKING VIOLET – person not likely to stand out: SHRINKING VIOLET = “one part of the spectrum being diminished”
10 PHENOL – antiseptic: “rejected” LONE HP [sole | method of buying]
11 ATTITUDE – perspective: T [sort of square] in A{l}TITUDE or {l}ATITUDE [height or width, “but not length”, i.e. minus L in either case]
13 LETTERHEAD – printed notepaper: LETTER [landlord] + HEAD [brains]
14 AMMO – rounds: MO [doctor] seen after AM [morning]
16 FOCI – targets: “a few in” {publ}IC OF{fice} “put back”
17 DISCLOSURE – leak: D.I.s [CID staff possibly] + CLOSURE [seal]
19 CLOTHIER – trader: C [clubs] + LOTHER [less willing] “to admit” I [single]
20 THETIS – Achilles’ carrier (i.e. his mum): THEIST [believer] with the IS “dropping back”
23 CENTRAL AMERICAN – from the Isthmus: (MARIANNE CARL ETC*) [“moving”]
24 ESSEX – Queen (Elizabeth)’s favourite: homophone of S X [couple of characters “granted audience”]
25 DO-GOODERS – well-meaning types: GO [leave] after DO [event] + O{r)DERS [commissions “having run out”, i.e. minus R]

Down
1 AESOP – author: “written up” SEA [main] + OP [work]
2 CURRENT ACCOUNTS – tales in circulation, i.e. accounts that are current; and bank accounts “that often attract little interest”
3 RUNS OVER – rehearses: “when the score’s complete” in cricket is when the runs are over
4 AXIS – alliance: {t}AXIS [vehicles, “first to leave”]
5 NIGHT WATCH – late worker: TWA [two from Edinburgh] “buried in” NIGHT CH [dark | church]
6 TRIVIA – “matters (that are) very little”: IV or VI [four or six] in TRIA{l} [contest “failing to finish”]
7 WALRUS MOUSTACHE – hair: WALRUS M OUST ACHE [Carpenter’s mate | male | to get rid of | long]
8 TITLE ROLE – Lear amongst others: TITLE [right] + homophone of ROLL [turn, “say”]
12 SHRIVELLED – appearing badly dehydrated: (SHE’LL DRIVE*) [“erratically”]
13 LIFE CYCLE – “Jaques’ speech (on the Seven Ages of Man, in As You Like It) describes this”: LIFE [activity] on CYCLE [ride]
15 LOTHARIO – Casanova: (HAIR TOO L{ong} [“originally”]*) [“flowing”]
18 THORAX – middle section: THOR [The Thunderer] getting AX [chop in US]
21 SINUS – passage: SUN IS [daily paper | is] “lifted”
22 SMUG – superior: GUMS [stiffens] “up”

34 comments on “Times 26,033: Bearded Like The Pard”

  1. Thought I was heading for sub-30 on this but went over the marker with 11, 7 (first word), 6ac, 8 and 20 outstanding. All but one of these came to me by 40 minutes but I crashed and burned on 20ac where I knew I was looking for Achilles’ mother but had no idea of her name and couldn’t work out the alternative route via wordplay. So technically a DNF as I gave in and looked her up.

    Edited at 2015-02-27 08:20 am (UTC)

  2. A bit of an epic fail with the unknown(?) CLOTHIER, the elusive DISCLOSURE and the wrong ‘title move’ taking me over the hour mark.

    Would hyphenated ‘5-4’ enumeration have helped me at 8d? Probably about as much as making AB De Villiers play with a baseball bat would have given the West Indies…

  3. I thought I was in for a sub-20 minuter until I had a complete mental block on 8d of all things. That one alone took me 10 minutes!
    I realised at once that 13d referred to the Seven Ages of Man, but did that help me? Not a bit – until I’d got almost all the checkers! Like 8d above, it’s pretty d*mn*d obvious once you get it.
    A wry smile for the clue and a certain smugness for knowing THETIS, though at first I was thinking about the tendon instead of the Greek hero.
  4. 18:56 … I found this trickier than yesterday’s, at least for the stubborn last few. I was overthinking the clue for TITLE ROLE, and probably underthinking the one for LIFE-CYCLE, which I was determined to parse as un homophone franglais (life’s eye cull, or something).
    1. The only Jaques I could think of was Cousteau, which didn’t help much as the only speeches I could imagine him making would be one of “Nom de dieu, I ‘ave invented ze aqualung”, and “Zis strange marine creature appeared to be waving au revoir as we resurfaced to join the crew of ze Calypso”.
      1. Heh, thank you. You’ve awakened some very happy memories. As a child all I wanted was to join the crew of “ze Calypso”.
      2. But Cousteau was Jacques, while Shakespeare’s guy was Jaques (‘Jakes’, or ‘Jay-kis’, depending on the meter).
  5. For me much easier than yesterday’s; 23 minutes of not rushing while watching the W Indies crumble against SA. Unlike our blogger, 10a was my FOI, and 11a / 8d my last; I admired 11a for the altitude / latitude options.
  6. Really enjoyed this, some lovely clues esp. 7dn. I spent a bit too long wondering which Lear had something to do with a totem pole but otherwise straightforward. A one-cup puzzle but a good one
  7. 20:55. I was slow to see walrus as the carpenter’s mate despite walking past a Walrus and Carpenter pub a week ago and having a conversation with my wife about the name.

    My wife is a school teacher and the clue for ESSEX put me in mind of 4 siblings at a school at which she used to teach. One of them was actually christened SX (pronounced Essex). Another was KC and I don’t remember the other two though they were similarly named. Poor kids!

    1. In a world of textspeak these children will have a massive headstart in life… SRVVL o/t FTTST and all that.
  8. 18 mins. It took me much too long to see SHRINKING VIOLET and WALRUS MOUSTACHE, and I was another who was held up at the end by TITLE ROLE.

  9. First all correct in a long while, but did take me over an hour… And I needed to leave it and come back before I saw DISCLOSURE (LOI).

    The classical refs passed me by: THETIS and LIFE CYCLE, as did the historical one: ESSEX (all from w/p). Was lucky it was relatively straightforward in this one.

    1. I’m going to own up to the fact that I BIFD in TITLE ROLE and didn’t parse it till afterwards. Same for THORAX actually.
  10. For some difficult-to-define reason it makes me a little antsy when a clue works like 5D – where TWA inserted into NIGHT makes a different NIGHT, if you get what I mean. Is this completely unreasonable of me?
    1. In this case it felt to me like a sort of cunning double-bluff. It’s a similar reaction to yours but I must have been in a good mood.
  11. . . . so easier for me than yesterday. I was lucky with the required GK but some BI unparsed so thank you verlaine

    Edited at 2015-02-27 11:47 am (UTC)

  12. 35m for me today and all correct so this was my easiest of the week but hardly a gimme. It was though a steady solve with clues falling at regular intervals and for once I was able to parse them all! I think that’s called progress. Thanks all the same to our blogger for more entertainment and also to the setter for a pleasant solve.
  13. Obviously spending the morning moving large quantities of archiving from shelf to storage box and then back again (similar to the army task of moving stones, painting them white, and putting them back again)does something for the cryptic grey matter as I finished this in just under 6 minutes.

    Perhaps this is the sort of training regime I should take up in early October.

  14. 15:41 but a good 6 minutes of that was spent dealing with my last two, thorax and Essex. I can’t think of any accent in which SX and Essex sound the same (except Jaques Cousteau’s), so whilst I don’t normally moan about homophones I’m going to moan about this one.

    A combination of the aforementioned dodgy homophone and a lack of knowledge when it comes to early Kings and Queens originally led me to Elsie (LC) the Queen’s favourite corgi, lady-in-waiting or Coronation Street character. It was only when I started looking at the right end of the Thunderer clue for the definition that I thought of ax for chop and everything finally fell into place. In my printout version the ellipsis for this clue is a dot short.

    Other than the Shakespeare clue only do-gooders was unparsed while solving and I had to rely on WP for Achilles’ old dear. As the week goes on I’m revealing myself to be less and less erudite. Kevin will be so disappointed.

    COD to the walrus moustache, which at first glance doesn’t appear to offer a setter a lot to work with.

    Enjoyable puzzle and blog.

    1. If HM can pronounce St Kitts “Sent Kits”, then I don’t think you’ll find a bookie willing to accept bets that her namesake called Robert Devereux “Ess Ecks”. Especially if it saved her the trouble of having to decide how to pronounce Devereux.
      1. She only has to go to a slightly hidden but very popular pub opposite the Law Courts to know how to pronounce it, as in ‘See you at the Dev?’

        Edited at 2015-02-27 04:42 pm (UTC)

          1. The Seven Stars in Carey Street (the original Queer Street as that is where the Bankruptcy Court was ) was notorious for not having a loo. In the 80’s, men could meander down the road to a clochemerle affair around the corner. I think that now, they let customers behind the bar and up some very steep stairs to the landlord’s facility.
    2. You have good competition in the lack of erudition race, Penfold. TO WIT, me. I quickly figured that Jaques was a Shakespeare character but I couldn’t tell you he made the Seven Ages of Man speech or which play it was in. I also didn’t know why a walrus was a carpenter’s mate; thought it had something to do with the Beatles. I did get ESSEX right away, though. By the way, about 30 minutes, ending with THETIS, who I couldn’t identify either except for the wordplay. Regards.

      Edited at 2015-02-27 08:03 pm (UTC)

  15. 17 minutes with no real hold-ups apart from time spent wondering whether ELSIE was a likely name for a royal corgi. Then the correct answer made my LOI at 18d a gimme.
  16. My first full completion since Monday so for me much easier than the last 3 puzzles. Took me 23 mins with more than my usual ration being BIFD. LOI was FOCI.
  17. For some reason found this significantly harder than Thursday (and that was very tough). Eventually managed to complete all bar 10a and 8d.

    Missed the roll homophone altogether – as ever, kicking myself now it’s pointed out.

    WALRUS MOUSTACHE was worth the admission price on its own!

  18. I seem to be constantly one day behind – a problem which has plagued me all my life.

    A shade over an hour, I’m afraid, with DISCLOSURE my LOI. WALRUS MOUSTACHE, TITLE ROLE and LIFE CYCLE also slowed me down. I have to admit that the only Lear that sprung to mind was Edward (not helpful), and I’d never heard of the Jaques of 13d. THETIS was unknown, but tentatively put in from the checkers.

    Still, an enjoyable puzzle which, if I hadn’t stolen someone else’s Times, would have been well worth the money.

    1. Count me as another one who is rarely on time. In fact I’m quite often several days behind before I pick it up / finish (especially given the length of time it takes me).

      Started this on the Friday and took until today to finish in about 2hrs. Walrus and Life Cycle went in only partially parsed, so thanks to the blog for elucidating.

      Essex was again only partially parsed. I may be a bit green here but Essex (though it couldn’t be much else) seems to me unfair if it is clued along the lines ‘sounds like two random letters spoken together’. Am I missing something here or is this a legitimate crossword device?

      1. You’re not missing anything – it’s two random letters that when spoken together sound like a word. Sort of. And yes, it’s a legitimate clue. Little different to yesterday’s random boy and girl (Eve and Ray) ingesting yard (yd) up for EVERYDAY.
        Quite quick, 18:39 without holdups. Jaques (& As You Like It) and THETIS unknown, all the rest parsed as solved.
        Rob

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