ACROSS
1 CAUSERIE – the sting in the head? According to ODO, ‘an informal article or talk, typically on a literary subject’, which had passed me by, as had the French word ‘causer’ (to talk) from which it is derived. Those who didn’t know the word are likely to have got it from working around AU (gold); the rest of the parsing is C (‘circa’ – about) and SERIE[s], where ‘son ultimately mislaid’ is an instruction to chop off the last letter of the target word, not the last letter of ‘son’. My last in.
9 CALIGULA – GU[y] inside LILAC reversed + A.
10 MAQUIS – MA[r]QUIS for the fine folks sent up in ’Allo ’Allo.
11 TOILET ROLL – TOILE (‘a translucent linen or cotton fabric’) + TROLL; the literal is simply ‘paper’.
12 CHIN – as well as being a joint of meat or a mountain ridge, CHINE is a verb meaning to cut along the backbone; delete the E to give the facial feature. Notwithstanding the above, what we’re really meant to do is take the K off CHINK – thanks, Jack.
13 UNSCRIPTED – for some reason I was playing around DENT rather than STUD; anyway, an anagram* of four sevenths of STUDent + PRINCE gives the answer.
16 SCHOLAR – CHORAL* + S[ymphony].
17 USUALLY – US (America) + U (united) + ALLY (one of the USA’s allies).
20 FIRST THING – the literal is ‘when newspapers are hot off the press’; the wordplay ‘leading’ + ‘article’.
22 THOR – the Thunderer is a nickname for our beloved newspaper; found hidden in ‘auTHORitative’, which describes what it used to be.
23 BRUSH ASIDE – RUSH (career) in BA’S IDE[a].
25 DRIVER – Tees is a river just south of the Tyne, upon which Durham is situated well, no, actually – Middlesbrough is on the Tees – thanks to deezzaa for putting me straight; so that gives us RIVER after [abandone]D, and arguably our Rory’s best club.
26 CAESAREA – ‘vintage port’ (on the Mediterranean coast of Roman Palestine), which crops up in the New Testament a fair bit; it’s ‘bars not stocking fine’ ie CA[f[ES with AREA (neighbourhood). Nice clue.
27 BAYONETS – ‘weapons’; obtained from YON (that) + E[ast] in BATS (clubs).
DOWN
2 ANARCHIC – A + NARC (US drugs agent) + HIC (Latin for here; there is ille)
3 STUPENDOUS – STUD[i]OUS surrounds PEN (writer).
4 RESTAURANT – a write-in for many; the wordplay is RE (on) followed by (TAU + RAN) in ST
5 ECLIPSE – ‘obscure’; CLIPS in E[dific]E.
6 ALOE – alternate letters in tAlL rOsEs for the stuff they put in perfectly good fruit drinks.
7 JUT OUT – ‘project’; JU[s]T OUT.
8 BALLADRY – the collective word for ‘ballads’; BALL + A + DRY.
14 RESIGNEDLY – SIGNED in RELY.
15 PLANTATION – PL (abbreviation for place) + T in A + NATION.
16 SOFTBACK – O + FT + B in SACK.
18 LOONIEST – ONE TOILS*.
19 MINICAB – ‘taxi’ (though last time this came up, a professional driver popped by to say that a minicab is not a taxi); MI + N + I + C + A + B.
21 ROUTER – R + OUTER; our cricketing clue, or, if you’re English, clueless.
24 AIRY – ‘light’; RY next to the Great North Road (A1), which is itself a motorway for much of its length now.
“Less lucid than the others” = LOONIEST? I wonder.
Ulaca: you have an A missing at 15dn.
Edited at 2014-07-21 04:16 am (UTC)
30 minutes for all but 1ac and 26ac. I worked out CAUSERIE eventually but looked up the port.
Edited at 2014-07-21 03:12 am (UTC)
Didn’t batter CAESAREA properly into submission, so thanks for doing it for us, Ulaca. A fair mix of helpful, “work it through and you’ll get it” wordplay, and clues that needed reverse engineering. Don’t think the Evening Standard’s available FIRST THING, is it?
If tomorrow’s is tricky, I’ll have had a week of 20’+ crosswords. Where does the time go, eh?
Arguably, for those with the price of a subscription, no newspaper is ever not available,and the clue harks back to a bygone time (perhaps befitting this venerable pastime of ours). If treeware versions finally disappear, what will the uncivilised do for for 11? That’s what I want to know.
A minicab is indeed a taxi to the general public (and to the dictionaries) but it is an infernal spawn of the devil, to a black cab driver. “Can’t speak English most of ’em, don’t know where Oxford Street is, nice comfy cars and no overheads while I’m stuck with this great lumbering heap and the Carriage Office…” (about 12 expletives deleted)
Nevertheless, if you want some great scenery in a relatively tourist-free area, try Teesdale.
Struggled with the last 4 of this puzzle (1, 3, 11 & 26) and had difficulty in parsing quite a few, so thanks ulaca for putting me out of my misery.
Edited at 2014-07-21 10:38 am (UTC)
Still, thinking you’re never going to get there but then wrestling tough but fair clues into submission is what it’s all about, so my thanks to the setter.
Anyone who has seen the majestic flow of the Tees at Middlesbrough would know in their heart that it must be a different river to that which trundles through Durham.
Do we need this level of difficulty on a Monday morning?
Certainly tricky for an RR-era Monday puzzle. I’m not keen on the grid – too many double unches and unchecked first letters.
Thank you
Brian
That’s four failures in a row for me, starting to understand how Alastair Cook must feel. Except for the 25 Test centuries I haven’t scored.
Got CAUSERIE in the end, but CAESAREA had me beat.
Gilesr – can’t log in on my ipad for some reason!