14:29. Nothing too difficult here, but there’s a smattering of unusual words and tricky wordplay that slowed me down a bit but also made for a fun and interesting solve. I also caused a bit of a problem for myself by misreading 5ac and confidently writing in CRUISER.
My last in by some distance was 9ac, VIE. The answer was obvious but for some reason I was very wary of submitting without understanding the wordplay. Eventually I gave up and did, realising (as seems to be the case rather often) how it worked a few seconds later. Quite the penny-dropping/self-kicking moment.
So thanks again to Robert for another excellent puzzle, and here’s how I think it all works…
Definitions are underlined, anagrams indicated like (TIHS)*, anagram indicators are in italics.
Across | |
1 | Insects place wings in this |
LOCUSTS – LOCUS, T |
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5 | Warship topped by British fighter |
BRUISER – B, |
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9 | No place for second in film contest |
VIE – |
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10 | Suffer drinking tea and start to exhibit pain |
STOMACH ACHE – STOMA(CHA)CH, E |
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11 | Fool and Lear, say, show no resentment |
TAKE IN GOOD PART – TAKE IN (fool), GOOD PART (Lear, say). I’m not sure Lear would be a GOOD PART for Will Ferrell but you get the idea. | |
13 | Libertines pinching youngster’s food items |
ROULADES – ROU(LAD)ES. | |
15 | The one that went to market on foot? |
BIG TOE – CD, reference to the rhyme in which each of the various toes has its distinct role to play, including going to market, having roast beef and going ‘wee wee wee wee’ all the way home. | |
17 | Fire’s gone out, almost cold inside |
EXCITE – EX(C)ITE |
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18 | Sudden changes of mind about penalties |
CAPRICES – CA, PRICES. | |
20 | Senseless, as Van Helsing was |
OUT FOR THE COUNT – Van Helsing is a vampire hunter in Dracula, who got his own movie starring Huge Ackman in 2004. | |
23 | Stunt spread in papers as expected |
ANTICIPATED – ANTIC, I(PATE)D. | |
24 | Sign a letter as it is read out |
CUE – sounds like ‘Q’. | |
25 | Helter-skelter or rapid delivery by chute |
AIRDROP – (OR RAPID)*. The first anagram in the puzzle! | |
26 | Put Dawson in a show, perhaps for keeps |
CASTLES – or CAST LES. Geddit? |
Down | |
1 | More than one can rock when running the Conservatives |
LAVATORIES – LAVA (rock when running), TORIES. | |
2 | Verify chip in bill-paying situation |
CHECKOUT COUNTER – or CHECK OUT (verify) COUNTER (chip). | |
3 | America charging liner reduced fare from Asia |
SUSHI – S(US)HI |
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4 | Increasingly polluted sewer emptied, saving pet cat |
SMOGGIER – S |
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5 | Guiding light European inspired by an artist |
BEACON – B(E)ACON. | |
6 | A pin-up, her novel reveals less content |
UNHAPPIER – (A PIN UP HER)*. | |
7 | International body in US, iconic, involved with cruelty |
SECURITY COUNCIL – (US ICONIC CRUELTY)*. | |
8 | Regretted being impolite on the phone |
RUED – sounds like ‘rude’. | |
12 | Who mount gemstones for luxury travellers? |
JET-SETTERS – JET being a gemstone of sorts, and the setting of stones being synonymous with mounting them. | |
14 | Craftsman provided to cut work of a painter and decorator |
ARTIFICER – ART(IF), ICER. | |
16 | Inadequate jerk going after film pioneer |
PATHETIC – PATHE, TIC. I only know PATHE as a logo you used to see before movies, but the company has a long and illustrious history as a pioneer in various aspects of filmmaking. | |
19 | Support for new setter? |
PROP UP – PRO PUP. A neat clue, with a nicely cruciverbal surface meaning. | |
21 | Lawyers getting firm on closing bars |
CODAS – CO (firm), DAS (lawyers). | |
22 | Reporter’s caught out by a challenge |
HAKA – HA |
This was the crossword with only the top half of the grid on the print-out version, which added ten minutes to my time. Will we be getting an apology from the Ed.? I think not!
FOI 3dn SUSHI
LOI 13ac ROULADES
COD 22dn HAKA the ALL BLACKS Rugby war-dance to which England successfully gave ‘the V’ to in Yokahama!
WOD 1dn LAVATORIES – where would we be without them?
Deduct ten minutes from 55 roughly.
Edited at 2019-12-01 06:37 am (UTC)
Peter Biddlecombe, Sunday Times crossword editor.
He was born in 1935, as was Erwin Schrodinger’s Cat.
His wife was Jackie Dawson. How was he with mother-in-law gags?
Les Dawson was born in 1931 and was a terrible quarterback.
Edited at 2019-12-01 05:40 pm (UTC)
On mother-in-law jokes, here are some classics from the old school and some from a new wave of comedians who think they’ve improved on the format. I’ll leave you to judge which are the funnier:
1) Les Dawson: “I can always tell when the mother-in-law’s coming to stay… the mice start throwing themselves on the traps.”
2) Ken Dodd: “I haven’t spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months. I don’t like to interrupt her.”
3) Bob Monkhouse: “My wife said: ‘Can my mother come down for the weekend?’ So I said: ‘Why?’ and she said: ‘Well, she’s been up on the roof two weeks already’.”
4) Les Dawson: “I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud’s Chamber of Horrors and one of the attendants said: ‘Keep her moving sir, we’re stock-taking.'”
5) Henry Youngman: “I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.”
6) Les Dawson:”The wife’s Mother said, “When you’re dead, I’ll dance in your grave.” I said: “Good, I’m being buried at sea.”
And now the new ones:
1) “We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.” Dave Spikey.
2) “We got a new car for the mother-in-law – that Government scrappage scheme is great!” Marc Whiteley.
3) “Getting my mother-in-law to accept a free foreign holiday was easy. The hard part was convincing her Dignitas was Swiss for spa.” Sean Lindsay.
4) “My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a free dog.” Gary Delaney.
5) “STEVE: My Mother-in-law went to the Caribbean. FRED: Jamaica? STEVE: Well I hope so, it’s hurricane season and she’s a horrible person.” Stephen Holford.
Edited at 2019-12-01 07:46 am (UTC)
I got seven clues into this before solving one, didn’t manage to parse TAKE IN GOOD PART, and also tried to play with a missing S before the penny dropped with VIE.
Another fine offering from Bob.
FOI BIG TOE
LOI HAKA
COD LAVATORIES *
TIME 16:28
* “A thief broke into our police station and stole the lavatory. A spokesman said enquires were continuing, but they had nothing to go on….”
“In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang, for ever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought… I must put a roof on this toilet.”
Yet another good Robert offering. Thanks to him and to you, K.
If I swap to the computer version full time, I’ll either have to stop commenting on the weekly puzzles or find myself a note-taking habit I can stick to!
As a geek, the first solution that springs to my mind is solving on a larger iPad with a note-scribbling application open to the side of the puzzle, perhaps literally scribbling with an Apple Pencil, but I only have a teensy old iPad Mini so that’s not an option at the moment…
Edited at 2019-12-01 11:39 am (UTC)
Edited at 2019-12-01 01:01 pm (UTC)
COD: CASTLES.
Finished in just under the hour across three sessions and found it pretty hard work. Work with a lot of fun involved with it though !
Particularly enjoyed the clever word play in many of the clues with ‘aha’ moments after the BIG TOE, LAVATORIES, OUT FOR THE COUNT and VIE (and was another S hunter).
Finished in the NW corner with ROULADE (where was working with RAKE instead of ROUE for too long), that LAVATORIES and VIE the last couple in.