Looking at the leaderboard, I see that at the time of writing, the 100th best time was just under 16 minutes so it does look like it was about average difficulty.
Clues are reproduced in blue, with the definition underlined. Anagram indicators are bolded and italicised. Then there’s the answer IN BOLD, followed by [the parsing of the wordplay]. (ABC)* means ‘anagram of ABC’, {deletions are in curly brackets}.
Across
1. Limp I had after cold gets into back muscle (7)
FLACCID: CALF [muscle, backwards] getting C [cold] followed by I’D [I had].
5. Composer available from PC World? (7)
COPLAND: COP [PC] LAND [world].
9. Sailor surrounded by minor celestial illumination (9)
STARLIGHT: TAR [sailor] in SLIGHT [minor].
10. Party-goer’s setting aside time to have a shot (5)
GUESS: GUES{t}’S [partygoer’s, without the T = time]
11. What might ornithologist see in Africa? “Redbreast”, I cry incorrectly (9,4)
SECRETARY BIRD: (REDBREAST I CRY)*. This was my FOI, only because – obscure reference warning – the Secretary Bird is a supporting character in Bridge in the Menagerie, alongside the lead characters Hideous Hog and Rueful Rabbit. Funniest bridge book ever.
13. Flushed wine and coffee in opposite directions (3-5)
RED-FACED: RED [wine] + DECAF [coffee, backwards].
15. More light from flames either side of a river (6)
FAIRER: FIRE [flames] around A[a] plus R [river]. More light, as of fairer hair.
17. One’s fleeced by grasping copper, the head of narcotics (6)
VICUNA: VIA [by] grasping CU [copper] plus N [the head of narcotics]
19. Moulded askew, container displays flaw (4,4)
WEAK SPOT: (ASKEW)* POT [container].
22. Bloomers to be worn for certain around new sports facility (7,6)
LEISURE CENTRE: LEI [bloomers to be worn – cute!] with RECENT [new] inside SURE [certain]. I struggled to see “RECENT” in the wordplay: I had LEI SURE early, and couldn’t see any link whatever between the remaining letters “CENTRE” and “new” or “around”. I think hidden words are a blindspot for me!
25. On reflection, some of these Egyptian birds from Canada? (5)
GEESE: Hidden in “thESE EGyptian” reversed.
26. Cutting 500 smash hit records for singer (9)
CHORISTER: (HIT RECOR{d}S)*. Cut D [500] before doing the anagram.
27. Scholar’s problems are returning (7)
ERASMUS: SUMS [problems] ARE, all reversed.
28. Flatter woman in fine lines (7)
FLANNEL: ANNE [woman] inside F [fine] LL [lines]
Down
1. Unable to move foot, when entering (4)
FAST: FT [foot], with AS [when] inside.
2. A trick shot on area of snooker table gets built up (7)
AMASSED: A [the letter] MASSÉ [trick shot, involving spin to make the cue ball swerve] D [area of snooker table, named for the semi-circular markings].
3. Complaint: it’s endlessly chilly and frosty (5)
COLIC: COL{d} & IC{y}.
4. What may suffer from mangled feet and badly gored leg? (8)
DOGGEREL: (GORED LEG)*
5. Vessel with zigzagging course almost capsized rest (6)
CATNAP: PAN [vessel] TAC{k} [zigzagging course, almost]. All reversed.
6. Might it save one’s bacon? (5,4)
PIGGY BANK: jocular definition.
7. Elite RA works here? (7)
ATELIER: (Elite RA)*. Not my area of expertise, but I’m betting the elite artists are precisely those who don’t work in ateliers!
8. Wants statistics about European team second in group (10)
DESIDERATA: DATA [statistics] around E [European] SIDE [team} R [second in gRoup]
12. Welcome record of voyage perhaps in authentic tourist’s memoir (10)
TRAVELOGUE: AVE [welcome, as in Ave Maria] LOG [record of voyage perhaps] in TRUE [authentic]
14. Commercial exploitation’s closing gold mining resource with wearying regularity (2,7)
AD NAUSEAM: AD [commercial] N [exploitatioN’s closing] AU [gold] SEAM [mining resource].
16. Reduced watts before reversing current in transformer (8)
WEREWOLF: W [watts] ERE [before] FLOW [current, reversed].
18. Note major road turning between church and a castle in Spain (7)
CHIMERA: RE [note] M1 [major road] all backwards inside CH [church] A. Very deceptive definition – especially with the helpers as C _ _ _ E _ A, I was convinced the answer would be a Spanish word, not a Greek one!
20. City, supremely faultless, knocking out United — no upset (7)
PRESTON: P{U}REST [supremely faultless, without U{nited}], ON [no, upset].
21. Civil engineer in Slough’s making barriers (6)
FENCES: CE [civil engineer] in FENS [slough’s]. I was side tracked by thinking of “slough” as “shed” rather than “marsh”.
23. Sound of fierce creature in northern habitat (5)
TAIGA: sounds like tiger. According to Chambers, marshy sub-arctic pine forest with tundra to the north and steppes to the south.
24. Address covering a river of Eurasia (4)
URAL: URL [Universal Resource Locator], containing A. Rises in the eponymous mountains, and flows to the Caspian Sea. According to Wikipedia, conventionally considered part of the boundary between Europe and Asia.
I struggled at the end with ‘piggy bank’, since there isn’t any wordplay to help you. I was wondering if ‘piggy pack’ was some sort of UK food-storage device when I suddenly saw how the clue worked.
35 minutes, so agree with our new Joe Bloggs, it was about average. 30 mins being my par these days.
LOI Aaron COPLAND – as it has no ‘E’!
COD 16dn WEREWOLF WOD CHIMERA
Blog-on Dude!
My English teacher (who died last week!) averred that the correct pronunciation was ‘flak-sed’. I’m all in favour of the onomatopoeic version – as the other sounds not only affected but incorrect!
How do ‘Murcans pronounce FLACCID?
Edited at 2017-02-18 05:50 am (UTC)
VICUNA I dredged up from somewhere. SECRETARY BIRD I knew from the title of a play of that name by William Douglas Home (brother of the former Prime Minister) which ran at the Savoy Theatre for a successful season from 1968 and starred Kenneth More.
DESIDERATA I knew from the Max Ehrmann thing that begins: “Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence”. It dates from 1927 but became very popular on tea towels and the like in the 1970s. I think it was by then uncredited and mysticized and the story was put about that it had recently been discovered somewhere in an ancient manuscript.
Edited at 2017-02-18 05:55 am (UTC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey6ugTmCYMk
I remember VICUNA from the Sherman Adams scandal of 1958; Adams was Eisenhower’s assistant, who had to resign because he’d accepted the gift of a vicuna coat from Bernard Goldfine. We’ve become rather more tolerant of bribery and corruption these days.
I’ve never come across the non-acid pronunciation for ‘flaccid’, but thereagain it is a word I have never found much use for.
Edited at 2017-02-18 08:57 am (UTC)
Thanks to blogger for the elucidations and setter for the precise wordplay.
As for 1a: I pronounced it in my head as “flas-sid” for years, but the first time I heard anyone say the word aloud, they were in the “flak-sed” camp. I then assumed I’d been getting it wrong and switched over. Not that it comes up in everyday conversation very often…
Edited at 2017-02-18 10:52 am (UTC)
I’m in the ‘rhymes with acid’ camp: I’ve never heard it pronounced any other way either, but it’s not a word you hear pronounced that often.
I have seen Fine = F before but still cannot see how the abbreviation works. David
B, HB, F, H.
Edited at 2017-02-18 04:52 pm (UTC)
Thanks,
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Several days late and a couple of dollars short as my wife et moi spent the weekend in Paris.