ACROSS
1. Painstaking – meticulous. Father (PA), in (IN), making bet (STAKING).
8. Trainee – student. Golfing accessory (TEE) letting in water (RAIN). Am I the only one to have been convinced this started with L?
9. Stair – flight. Leading actor (STAR) carrying one (I).
10. Numerical – regarding figures. Anagram (unfortunately) of IM UNCLEAR.
12. Eye – one looks. Whichever way it’s read – backwards or forwards – it’s the same.
13. In time – not too late. I’m (IM) appearing in the middle of w(INTE)r.
15. In sync – matching. At home (IN), homophone (we hear) of item in kitchen – sink.
17. Gap – opening. (G)r(A)s(P).
18. Sectarian – bigoted. Anagram (changes) of ASCERTAIN.
20. Overt – clear. Deliveries (OVER) ahead of time (T).
22. October – month. Company (CO) returning (backwards), to (TO), beer half heartedly – only one middle letter (BEeR).
23. Misconstrue – fail to understand. Anagram (moves) of CONSUMERIST.
DOWN
1. Psalm – religious song. Son (S) in tree (PALM).
2. Ignoramus – fool. Anagram (strangely) of (AMUSING) around old king (OR).
3. Stench – what’s smelt. Southern (S), fish (TENCH).
4. Ass – donkey. In llam(AS S)urprisingly. 2 days, 2 llama references – is this a record?
5. Imagery – pictures. I’m a (IMA), European country without ‘man’ (GERmanY).
6. Garden centre – a growing concern. Cryptic definition.
7. Standing room – space beyond the pews. Substitute (STAND IN), wedding attendee (G ROOM). COD.
11. Lancaster – northern town. Actors (CAST) in Road (LANE), (R)ich.
14. Topless – missing cap. LOI – tipples got in the way down here in the SW. Drinks (TOPES) about litre (L), bottle(S).
16. Across – not like this (down) clue. A (A), mark signifying error (CROSS).
19. Imbue – suffuse. One (I), bea(M), blue without (L)ights (BlUE).
21. Too – as well. End removed from utensil (TOO)l.
Slowed up by the long anagrams and by biffing “tipples” at 14dn. 7dn clever though the clue’s a bit clunky.
I take it one of Pedro’s offspring got married in LANCASTER in OCTOBER, a RC/CE affair (18ac), well attended (10ac, 7dn), PAINSTAKING TRAINEE vicar performed well (ceremony IN TIME, PSALM IN SYNC). Far be it from me to MISCONSTRUE the OVERT TOPLESS IMAGERY that was to IMBUE later proceedings with a certain STENCH…
Or maybe I’m reading TOO much into what was a simple visit to the GARDEN CENTRE?
Edited at 2017-01-31 01:53 am (UTC)
However, I’d rather be stuck for an hour on the big puzzle….or for a week on Mephisto.
9.58 so middling.
WOD LANCASTER – Ian Fleming’s middle name.
I almost biffed Doncaster but restrained myself.
Couldn’t parse 14d as I dnk tope, although I do it a lot.
LOI was a stench, COD 16d across.
Very funny Adrian 🙂 but where does 4d squeeze in?