I think this coronavirus thing isn’t just physically infecting loads of people worldwide. In my house it also seems to be infecting our very thought processes. As I was sitting down to write this for instance I reached into the fridge to get a beer and when I looked at the label I could have sworn it said “Corona – la virus mas fina”. I blinked and got my lenses into focus and realised that it actually said “Corona – la cerveza mas fina”. Then my wife came in and started talking about “this Coriolanus virus…”, starting me off on a train of thought that had the bard acting as 16th century prophet of modern day epidemics as well as predating Freud and gender fluidity and setting up Hamlet as our model for the conflicted 21st century male. Then came the news that my wife had come into the room to deliver – that the first person to have succumbed fatally to this virus in this country was in fact the mother of her sister’s neighbour – and it all felt suddenly quite a lot closer to home.
But so what. There’s a blog to do. And I am very pleased to be meeting Teazel, my oldest adversary, to whom many thanks for an entertaining puzzle to start the week.
And here I have to own up a bit. I do think this was a very straightforward puzzle, although in real time it took me quite a bit longer than usual because before reaching into that fridge to get that beer I had finished off a bottle of Laphroaig and I wasn’t really thinking or seeing straight.
So, as far as I can remember, my FOI was the obvious anagram at 1A. LOI was 23A which was the one that I held back on longest because I thought it had to be more complicated than it was. And for my COD I think I have to go with 7D because of its topicality and humour even though in construction it is but a humble anagram.
Definitions are underlined and everything else is explained just as I see it in the simplest language I can manage.
Across | |
1 | Nan told wimp off for hoax with skull (8,3) |
PILTDOWN MAN – straight anagram (‘off’) of NAN TOLD WIMP. | |
8 | Vital part of German city church (7) |
ESSENCE – ESSEN (German city) + CE (Church of England). | |
9 | Endure repulsive piece he painted (5) |
DURER – hidden word: enDURE Repulsive ‘piece’. | |
10 | Without a second thought, had fun too excitedly (3,2,4) |
OUT OF HAND – straight anagram (‘excitedly’) of HAD FUN TOO. | |
12 | Tree, or its remains? (3) |
ASH – cryptic definition referring to what you might get if you cremated the tree. | |
13 | Seize greeting card (6) |
HIJACK – HI (greeting) + JACK (card). | |
15 | Call for quiet, keeping debate calm (6) |
SMOOTH – SH (call for quiet) ‘keeping’ MOOT (debate). | |
17 | Ladder, or short part of one (3) |
RUN – a part of a ladder is a RUNg, and if this is shortened you get the answer. The definition here is referring of course to a run or ladder in a pair of tights or a stocking. | |
18 | Girl is in sight, with potential to be cut up (9) |
DIVISIBLE – DI (girl) + VISIBLE (in sight). | |
20 | Great success, putting chapter into back story (5) |
ECLAT – ELAT (TALE (story) backwards) with C (chapter) inserted. | |
22 | Little Kenneth died, Saturday or Sunday (7) |
WEEKEND – WEE (little) + KEN (Kenneth) + D (died). | |
23 | Child looking for this game (4-3-4) |
HIDE-AND-SEEK – I think this is just a simple cryptic definition, as in a game of hide and seek a child would indeed be looking (for other children). |
Down | |
1 | Suggest one wears mail (5) |
POSIT – I (one) ‘wearing’ POST (mail). | |
2 | Looking miserable, having been confronted for ages (4-5) |
LONG-FACED – LONG (for ages) + FACED (confronted). | |
3 | One introducing music reading out two letters (6) |
DEEJAY – hardly a clue at all really, given that a ‘DEEJAY’ is often simply referred to as a DJ anyway. But for the record if you ‘read it out’ it sounds like those two letters. | |
4 | We had married (3) |
WED – WE’D (we had). | |
5 | Am actor changing musical direction (7) |
MARCATO – straight definition (‘changing’) of AM ACTOR. Marcato is a musical direction written on a score to indicate that certain notes or chords are to be accented. | |
6 | Prime minister protects Tyneside town (5,7) |
NORTH SHIELDS – NORTH (Prime Minister 1770-1782) + SHIELDS (protects). | |
7 | March of Helen? Wrong — of Welshmen (3,2,7) |
MEN OF HARLECH – strange clue this as the definition is split as indicated above. The answer is an anagram (‘wrong’) of MARCH OF HELEN. Thankfully renditions were muted on Saturday (but don’t tell my mother-in-law I said that). | |
11 | Block a view of Syrian city (9) |
DAMASCENE – DAM (block) + A + SCENE (view). | |
14 | Sounded like Christmas bells? (7) |
JINGLED – vaguely cryptic definition as in “Jingle bells, jingle bells…”. | |
16 | Admitted a vendor initially unpaid (6) |
AVOWED – A + V (Vendor ‘initially’) + OWED (unpaid). | |
19 | Holiday snap (5) |
BREAK – double defeinition. | |
21 | Drink is golfer’s support, they say (3) |
TEA – sounds like (‘they say’) TEE, the support often used for a golf ball when teeing off. |
LOI 5dn MARCATO
COD 6dn NORTH SHIELDS
WOD 11ac DAMASCENE
Time 9 minutes 15 seconds
Hide and seek is weak.
Dnk piltdown man, men of harlech.
Cod hijack.
Try the 15×15, same standard as this and less unknowns for me.
Re Don’s intro, the second person to succumb fatally to CV in the UK did so at my nearest hospital, only 12 miles up the road, so it certainly feels as if it is on the doorstep now.
Prior to that I went very quickly, not always parsing as I went -MEN OF HARLECH obvious, but only if you know it.
I would have been under 10 minutes but for DEEJAY and LOI MARCATO which required writing out and the crossing of fingers.
10:44 in the end. David
FOI PILTDOWN MAN, LOI MARCATO (because I’d never heard of it and wanted all the checkers even after I’d guessed it), COD SMOOTH.
Thanks Teazel and Don.
Templar
Thanks for the blog
DNK MERCATO as all of my knowledge of musical terms has come from crosswords (adante, etc) and I hadn’t come across this one before.
Thanks to Teazel, and to astartedon for the entertaining blog.
Brian
Have we not had Deejay really quite recently? I seem to remember a few MERs then about whether it was a real word – not sure it gets better on repetition!
Thank you to the Don for the virus-laden blog, and to Teazel for a nice puzzle.
Cedric
Edited at 2020-03-09 11:22 am (UTC)
As a result of not obviously knowing “Piltdown Man”, it was a toss up between North and South Shields until I saw the hidden word in 9ac.
FOI – 4dn “Wed”
LOI – 15ac “Smooth”
COD – 22ac “Weekend” – nice surface
Thanks as usual.
Started with wed and ash. Then I wondered about Durer but couldn’t see how the ‘repulsive’ fitted in. His paintings certainly are not that. Shouldn’t the words containing the hidden bear some relation to the clue?
Also a bit of a MER for 23a – what is the ‘this’ the child is looking for?
Thanks to Teazel and Don for a pleasant start to the week.
Despite being late on parade, I’m still 8th on the leaderboard.
FOI ESSENCE
LOI MARCATO
COD HIJACK
One minor quibble re weekend – surely it’s Saturday AND Sunday, not OR?
I thought Hijack was a fun clue, and Men of Harlech has given me a stirring earworm 😊
FOI Essence – that German city again!
LOI Smooth – moot didn’t show itself straightaway
COD Piltdown Man – entertaining surface
Time just under 9 minutes
Thanks Don and Teazel
Weekend scared me but raised a big smiled once spotted as did some of the others.
A good start to the week.
Thanks all,
John George
Well it took me well over an hour and then a further 45 mins to unsuccessfully attempt DEEJAY.
It’s never written deejay. Or hasn’t been for forty years.
Ridiculous clue!
What with my pension and lifetime savings being literally decimated as I write , could have done without this…
Nick
ps have played the piano since I was 6 and have never heard of the term MARCATO (but guessed it was similar to staccato…)