How it all works is detailed below with clues, definitions and SOLUTIONS, with the occasional superfluity to irritate or entertain according to taste
Across
1 A series about division creating unnecessary panic (8)
ALARMIST Start by equating a series with A LIST, the insert ARM as a division, as in part of a company.
5 Prince Charming maybe hugs female speaker (6)
WOOFER That sort of speaker, paired perhaps with a tweeter. Prince Charming is a WOOER, maybe, and the female he “hugs” is just the F. Chambers helpfully defines Prince Charming as “the prince in the tale of Cinderella, symbolizing the romantic ideal of a handsome husband.” Adam Ant admonishes the character:
“Don’t you ever, don’t you ever
Stop being dandy, showing me you’re handsome”
10 Fast appreciate an appreciative audience (4,3,8)
LIKE THE CLAPPERS As well you might.
11 Creative remedy that requires prayer to be cured (3,7)
ART THERAPY If you can untangle it, THAT requires PRAYER to be added before curing. I needed a bit of a squint to see “(to be) cured” as an anagram indicator
13 Get lost in this jazz? (4)
SCAT Double definition, one an injunction, the other a series of nonsense words sung particularly in jazz to great effect
15 Listener goes in to order in small restaurant (3,4)
TEA ROOM The listener is EAR, keep the TO and translate order as OM (order of Merit) and assemble diligently
17 Forget about mediocre start in extremely short examination (4-3)
LOOK-SEE OK can sometimes mean good, but not that good, so mediocre. Place inside LOSE for “forget“ and stick the start of Extremely on the end.
18 Elegant, thin wine bottles (7)
REFINED The wine is RED, and thin translates to fine well enough. Bottle one in the other.
19 Winger back in training, evidently somewhat unfit? (7)
PUFFING Seasoned campaigners will look for a bird reversed inside PT or PE, thus wasting time when the winger is a PUFFIN and the back in traininG is just the G.
21 Sauce spoon (4)
NECK A double definition, playing around with the wide range of possibilities for both words
22 Player in formal attire, initially? (4,6)
DISC JOCKEY Formal attire being a Dinner Jacket or DJ, and a DJ being –um- our answer
25 Sharing soapy water? Scrub Rev’s back in it, furthermore (2,3,4,6)
IN THE SAME BREATH My last in, partly because I couldn’t get from definition to answer with any ease. However, if you’re sharing soapy water, you’re IN THE SAME BATH, and if you scrub the back (letter) of REV you get the RE to put in the sequence. I’m trying too unsee the image conjured up, without much success
27 Gather African country is being spoken of? (6)
GARNER Sounds quite a bit like GHANA for non-rhotics
28 Cow that Hindu revered, originally, then anything but! (8)
THREATEN The “originally” takes the first letters of That Hindu Revered. Hindus famously regard cows as sacred and not as potential steaks, so I suppose it’s fair enough to suggest that anything but a revered cow is EATEN
Down
1 Energy finally picks up anyway (2,5)
AT LEAST Finally is AT LAST, insert E for energy
2 Heard of line that was supposedly 300 cubits long (3)
ARK The line would be an ARC, sounding like the 500 foot long floating zoo
3 Time, more than once, champion gets jittery? (5,5)
MATCH POINT An &lit clue. Time, more than once gives you two Ts, which when added to the CHAMPION and allowed to jitter give the moment(s) defined by the whole clue
4 Remove coat, translucent by the sound of it? (5)
SHEAR A spelling test. The SHEAR we want is the wool-cutting one, the see-through sound alike version is SHEER
6 Old, old rider: I just fell off? (4)
OOPS Two Os for old plus a PS to stand in for rider (“a clause or corollary added to an already complete contract or other legal document”) providing a rather mild exclamation from a faller
7 Tongue passing over gum has brought pain, perhaps? (6,5)
FRENCH STICK My favourite clue du jour, the tongue being the FRENCH language, gum being STICK and pain being bread across the channel
8 Favour wine? One who wouldn’t, averse, ultimately (7)
ROSETTE This time the wine’s a ROSÉ, one who wouldn’t favour it a TT, and aversE ultimately supplying the E
9 Footwear: lose it and collapse (4-4)
FLIP-FLOP A flimsy sandal in this case (other definitions are available). Lose it: FLIP and collapse: FLOP
12 Light on old motor of aircraft, oft on the blink (11)
TRAFFICATOR Cars of a certain vintage have pointers that flip out to indicate change of direction. Here they’re indicated by a melange (on the blink) of AIRCRAFT OFT. Younger readers might just have to play around with the letters until they look plausible
14 Sandwich possibly good, certainly filled with little dash of love (4,6)
GOLF COURSE Good is just G, certainly OF COURSE, and our little dash of Love gives the L to be included
16 Old tune a girl messed up: frantic to get over it (8)
MADRIGAL MAD for frantic goes atop A GIRL messed up
18 Exercise in operation (7)
RUNNING another double definition
20 Article overlooked on ferocious, almost entirely bogus, mythical beast (7)
GRYPHON Ferocious might be ANGRY, so following instructions remove the article AN and add all but the Y of PHONY, bogus
23 European king can be taken by the ears! (5)
CZECH If a chess King can be taken, he is in check: run that past your ears
24 Area of water, pure (4)
MERE Yet another double definition
26 Some vocal tone (3)
ALT Buried in vocAL Tone is “a high tone, in voice or instrument”, another &lit
There is a lot of UKism in the two long ones, but I’m used to that sort of thing by now.
Otherwise tricky – the NW corner, trafficator, threaten and LOI alt where an alphabet trawl on A_T revealed no possible answer, so a desperation guess was required, fortunately correct.
Also quite liked the baguette, and gryphon, which I partly got thinking of possible players… hooker? jockey? hockey? aah, he’d have a Gryphon hockey stick!
spoon:
verb intrans. Cuddle, fondle, or talk amorously, esp. in a sentimental or silly fashion. colloq. M19
neck:
a verb intrans. Engage in amorous fondling (with), (of a couple) embrace, kiss, or caress one another, clasp one another round the neck. slang. E19. ▸ b verb trans. Hug, kiss, embrace; clasp (a lover, sweetheart, etc.) round the neck; fondle. slang. L19.
‘Fondling’ seems to be the common factor here, but both terms are euphemisms so I’m not sure their meanings were ever intended to be too specific.
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My only unknown was ALT.
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In my haste several clues were half parsed including FRENCH STICK where I took “Tongue passing over gum” to be something to do with French kissing. I’m glad to come here and find that such smut has not made into The Times!
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Some enjoyably creative clues. DISC JOCKEY and FRENCH STICK (pain, indeed) made me very happy.
Thanks, imaginative setter and brilliant blogger
Then came the bottom half, which was much slower work. It didn’t help that I had no idea there was a golf course (let alone two of them!) in Sandwich, so I was trying to crowbar in all sorts of things to do with earls, or possibly lords (I’d forgotten the title), or maybe just COLD somethings…
Also found LOI GARNER and CZECH tough. I’ve thought for a year or two that I’d be much better at crosswords if I just bit the bullet and started memorising lists of countries, but it always seems like a little too much trouble to go to.
I’m okay, morally speaking, with my general Big List Of Crossword Stuff as it’s not just a wordlist but also has definitions, pictures, and so on, and sometimes inspires me to learn a bit more about the things/people/places. This week I picked up a book of Saki essays in a charity shop and listened to the Gerard Manley Hopkins episode of In Our Time…
Truth be told, though, I mostly find that my crossword-related studies are an excellent way of procrastinating my way out of the things I really should be doing!
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COD: Match Point.
No problem with necking and spooning,except the reminder of not getting any these days
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My uncle had a little Austin with a windscreen such as you describe and as a small child it was very exciting being driven fast with this open. Front seat, no seat-belt, 50+ miles an hour – no problem at all! Kids don’t know they’re born these days.
My first car was a side-valve, bull-nose, Morris Oxford with a huge bench seat at the front – ideal for necking. In the middle of the steering column was a small lever that one pushed left or right to activate the TRAFFICATOR arm. It wasn’t self cancelling so one had to remember to recentralise it after turning the corner. I developed a subconscious habit of checking the lever was correctly placed whilst driving along and just occasionally to this day I catch myself checking for a lever that of course is no longer present on modern cars.
Jim R
NHO the TRAFFICATOR. NECK and ‘spoon’ both seem perfectly good synonyms for ‘snog’ to me.
MATCH POINT is my COD, but honourable mention to LIKE THE CLAPPERS.
Oh, and I’m going to lay claim to being one of the younger readers – TRAFFICATOR was unknown to me, but the two Fs made it relatively easy to deduce when enough checkers were in.
The problems were in the SE corner, and it might have helped if I’d levered my way into it with either IN THE SAME BREATH, where the “re” eluded me, or DISC JOCKEY, where I was searching for either a sportsperson or an instrumentalist. I’ve never worn a DJ in my life, and I’m not going to be breaking that tradition any day soon.
I had FRENCH, and just couldn’t see STICK for ages, but that was my eventual crowbar, and I slowly saw the corner off. A lack of knowledge of both golf and chess wasn’t helpful today. I also wasted a fair amount of time playing with “pe/pt” before the penny dropped with PUFFING.
FOI LIKE THE CLAPPERS (alas, it wasn’t to be)
LOI CZECH (not my mate)
COD MATCH POINT (see Andy Murray yesterday)
TIME 25:23 (I’ll need a couple of 15 minute puzzles alongside one of this severity come December 7th)
(No, it’s not quite there in my mind…)
So pleasantly surprised – and more than a little pleased, given the latest spate of typos I’ve subjected myself to – when the clock stopped at 13.51, and the results were all green.
finished off in the SW corner, where GARNER took a while to arrive, which gave me MERE and RUNNING as the last 2 in.
Nice to see a DEEJAY actually written in full (unlike a few days ago; nasty word, could happily banish it to room 101 along with EMCEE). Getting this one first helped to avoid the FRENCH BREAD pitfall as well.
Stats would appear to back my wavelength theory, with a personal NITCH of 86 against overall 123.
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Maybe tomorrow……
I enjoyed LIKE THE CLAPPERS, which I think is a beautiful expression.