Here’s how I turned Wasser into Wein.
Across
1 DISCIPLE Mark, for example
Not officially one of the Big Twelve, and not the sort of name you’d give to a good Jewish boy. Thought by some to be the “boy going around in the buff” when escaping from Gethsemane, exclusively seen in the gospel that bears his name. PLace “visits” IE (that is) attached to a DISC. Our grandchildren may well have to ask why “record” means disc.
5 EVADES Shakes off
See what I mean? Disciple (sc Mark) evades… Journalist translates by convention to ED(itor), and is inserted into SAVE, bar as in all bar one, before the assembly is reversed
9 TRUMP CARD Winning move
Initially T(railing), behind = RUMP, and character CARD (Chambers “a comical or eccentric person” now rather dated). As a whole, the clue looks like a commentary on the current race for the White House: could this be co-incidence? I think we should either be told or turn it into a conspiracy theory.
11 SAFER Less adventurous
Today’s hidden in travellerS A FERry. Trump card safer? Really?
12 CHERISH treasure
C(aught) + HER (woman’s) + H(usband) with an inserted 1’S.
13 EQUERRY Queen’s escort
Key (pick any one of 7) is E, doubt is QUERY, and add in an R(ex) for King. Cherish equerry – there’s a royal scandal in there somewhere, possibly involving Diana.
14 EXTERMINATION genocide
A name no longer used would be an EX TERM. One country would be 1 NATION. Staple together.
16 COLD-HEARTEDLY In an unfriendly way.
You need to get the letters of CHAT, ODDLY and LEER squiffy, to get the result you’re looking for. Extermination cold-heartedly? There’s a royal scandal in there somewhere, possibly involving Diana. Or maybe (see above) the great Donald’s foreign (and selective domestic) policy.
20 LOGBOOK official record
Part of the United Kingdom is GB, as it’s not the UK until you include Northern Ireland. Appear is LOOK: try “that appears/looks familiar” You also need the O from Old before assembling the parts as instructed.
21 ECLIPSE Obscure
Extracts of paper are CLIPS (though more commonly clippings, clips being bits of film), and the middle of speech is EE. Assemble insertionally. Logbook: eclipse? I found one! I also found possible product placement, as Eclipse Logbook appears to be a lorry driver’s essential record keeping programme. Anybody care to verify?
23 ISSUE Result
Such a lot of lies would be a tissue. Ignore the first letter like it says.
24 TWO-TIMING Adulterous
Couple TWO, man TIM (might just as well be) and ING(e) our horizontally challenged Swedish girl.
25 NUDIST &lit
And rather a cute one. On the grounds that “boy” signifies a diminutive form of a name (in exactly the same way as “man” in the previous clue shouldn’t), it’s SID, reversed in a NUT, a buff as in, say, film buff.
26 GLUHWEIN This German’s possibly drunk
Where, in keeping with German grammar, drunk is the verb. Play with the letters of WHILE and GUN. Gluhwein is “hot, sweetened, spiced red wine, mulled wine as prepared in Germany, Austria, etc”. “Issue two-timing nudist Gluhwein” in celebration of Freikörperkultur?
Down
1 DETACH free
D(iamonds) + ETCH (cut) and the capital of A(ngola). Luanda doesn’t fit.
2 SAUCE Impudence
Sounds like “source” for non-rhotics. Source may well not be the kind of author you were thinking of before light dawned.
3 IN PRINT on the streets
I’m guessing there may be the odd careless imprint here. the even letters (overlook the odds) of signs are IN. Type gives you the PRINT.
4 LEATHERJACKET a swimmer
I think it has to be the fish rather than the cranefly larva as the latter doesn’t swim. A biker might wear a leather jacket with a gap in the middle.
6 VISTULA flower (sc river)
Though the Poles call it Wisła. Flows through most Polish towns you’ve heard of, some of which you can even pronounce. For our purpose, a view is a VISTA and the extremes of U(nusua)L provide the missing letters.
7 DEFORMITY Imperfection
A kind gives FORM, and God is DEITY, which choirmasters insist is pronounced dee-ity
8 STRAYING aberration
OK, I think this is swindle: STING and note: RAY (“a drop of golden sun”, today’s free gift of an earworm. You’re very welcome.) Chambers confirms, not sure I would.
10 DYED IN THE WOOL Incurable
And a “treatment” of OLDIE THEY’D NOW
14 EULOGISED that’s raved about
“Trip” the letters of LOSE GUIDE.
15 SCALLION Vegetable
CALL is provided by demand, one again gives 1, and your lad, your SON is required to eat the two. It’s an onion of several kinds. Or a leek.
17 HOOKERS Rugby players
Gentlemen, there are ladies present. Another “alternate letters” feature, this time hEaRd, this time breaking into HOOKS, catchy phrases in refrains and such.
18 DOLTISH Stupid
Officer is LT (lieutenant, prononce it how you will, though I can’t see the F) Idiot primarily I, both placed into DOSH, British (?) slang for money.
19 REAGAN president
Almost back is REA(r), win is GAIN, from which you lose the I (current, physics). Here’s the song referenced in the headline.
22 PRIZE Reward
Two forms of energy are E and ZIP: reverse them and insert R(ight)
So my time was bad, and my success uncertain.
Also held up by having TWO-TIMERS until I went back to parse it correctly (which I obviously failed to do with IN POINT).
GLUHWEIN was today’s word known only from crosswords. Couldn’t have countenanced such a weird arrangement of letters otherwise.
COD to the &Lit NUDIST I think. Thanks setter and Z.
Edited at 2016-03-03 05:59 am (UTC)
Do you know, I didn’t get within a whiff of spotting the 26er, which I hope suggests this is that rare thing, a natural and unforced pangram. Or perhaps it’s just that all the Scrabble scorers are on unchecked squares, coyly hiding away. Good spot!
No problem with GLUHWEIN.
cod: NUDIST (once I’d parsed it post-solve)
On edit: Nope, I can’t find anything even vaguely official on this one. There’s ‘word on the street’ that’s used for a rumour going round but by definition that’s a long way from being IN PRINT.
Every reference to ‘on the streets’ involves prostitution or homelessness.
Edited at 2016-03-03 07:28 am (UTC)
Just found in Chambers Slang Dictionary: put it on the street [1950s+](orig. US) to make gossip or information etc. available for general consumption. Still not quite there, is it?
Edited at 2016-03-03 11:31 am (UTC)
Thanks for explaining NUDIST, Z8. I’d never have seen it. GLUHWEIN was rather fun.
Only knew LEATHERJACKET as the crane fly larva and not a fish, though for me this has to be COD.
Still, 38 minutes aint bad for me.
Thanks Z for a great blog.
I spotted the possibility of a pangram as when the Z appeared I jotted some of the nastier letters underneath the puzzle with a view to crossing them off. I’m not sure what happened as that’s as far as it went so either the Q, J etc just passed me by or I forgot I was looking for a pangram.
No problem with gluhwein although I can’t see what the “possibly” is doing in the clue.
I assumed Vistula was just a flower, not a “flower”.
Two earworms for the price of one at 8d for me as Dame Julie is competing with Marvin Hamlisch/Scott Joplin.
The term disciple is used more widely than apostle and is commonly used to describe people outside of “the twelve” (e.g., Mark 2:18 describes John the Baptist’s disciples; see also Luke 6:13, where Jesus chooses the 12 apostles from a larger group of disciples).”
The setter is well within his or her rights to rely on what the dictionaries say about the meaning of disciple. Your beef is with the dictionaries and other sources like the one I’ve quoted above (bibleodyssey dot org), not the setter (or editor).
Edited at 2016-03-03 01:51 pm (UTC)
Pete, Andy, Jim, Jack, Phil, Bart (not Simpson), Tom, Matty, another Jim, Thad (WTF?) Simon and Judas. Just like getting on the piss at an Australian barbeque. As someone above mentions, not the names you’d expect of a mob of Aramaic-speaking Jews 2000-odd years ago.
Otherwise – mostly average, but a long time at the end on DETACH/DISCIPLE/SAUCE & GLUHWEIN. 25 minutes. Rob
GLUHWEIN/REAGAN were my next-to-last two. Somehow, Reagan never seems quite like a president to me – more like an entertainer they brought in while they took a break – so he never springs to mind. I’m almost hoping that Trump gets in, simply for the schadenfreude of imagining 320 million Americans waking up the next morning and saying “we didn’t, did we??”. Trump for the Whitehouse, I say.
NHO VISTULA, and “Vistula of Silesia” sounds like something we’d send for surgery.
NUDIST was my LOI, because it seemed too obvious and I couldn’t parse it. I eventually got there, although I assumed wrongly that nut=brownish=buff, somehow missing the obvious nut=fan=buff. Still, as long as you make the sutures neat, nobody can see the underlying hash.
I thought VISTULA must be a plant too. I’m so used to whacking in things I don’t know that it never occurs to me to check that I’m not not knowing the wrong kind of thing.
Edited at 2016-03-03 10:22 pm (UTC)
Couldn’t decide between nudist and nudism, as I couldn’t parse either option. I gave up and came here for enlightenment.
Edited at 2016-03-03 09:41 pm (UTC)
I hadn’t come across HOOKS as “catchy refrains” before – making two unknowns in two days (after CRATON yesterday).
I nearly came to grief trying to fit DULLISH into 18dn, thinking that the “officer” must be DULL, the constable in Love’s Labour’s Lost.
SCALLIONS seem popular this week (making an appearance in a clue on Monday).
I particularly liked the last two across clues (leading to NUDIST and GLUHWEIN).