With honourable mentions to 9ac and 10dn, COD goes to 18ac which took some crunching and took me just over my 10 minute target, but did so with humour. In fact, the whole puzzle was fun from start to finish – thanks Joker.
ACROSS
1. Filthy place where cops lose criminal (8)
CESSPOOL – anagram (criminal) of COPS LOSE.
5. Caught pub returning seafood (4)
CRAB – caught (C), pub – bar – returning – RAB.
8. Perfect one to buy and sell (5)
IDEAL – one (I), buy and sell (DEAL).
9. Little piggy’s end not a lie, tragically (7)
TOENAIL – anagram (tragically) of NOT A LIE. A big smile when this definition became clear. It refers to the nursery rhyme This Little Piggy Went to Market which some very casual research has established was published in 1728 as the first line of The Nurse’s Song. The first known full version was in 1760 in The Famous Tommy Thumb’s Little Story-Book.
11. Wolf upset plain herder (11)
PHILANDERER – anagram (upset) of PLAIN HERDER.
13. Marks yearbook carving out name by hand (6)
MANUAL – marks (M), yearbook ANnUAL – carving out name (N).
14. Shot from gun (6)
CANNON – double definition – the first being the billiards shot.
16. Admit Ophelia sits awkwardly (11)
HOSPITALISE – anagram (awkwardly) of OPHELIA SITS.
18. Behaved amourously – when papa’s wife fainted (7)
SWOONED – this was my LOI and pipped 9ac to COD. At number 9 in Collins’ list of definitions, spoon is to kiss and cuddle. Behaved amourously is therefore SpOONED and we have papa (P) as wife (W).
19. Man found around western part of Wales (5)
GWENT – man (GENT) found around western (W).
20. Half completed building (4)
SHED – half completed finiSHED.
21. A little scary – a tidy figure going to support building, perhaps (8)
CARYATID – a little of s(CARY A TID)y. When I spotted the hidden it turned out to be familiar to me. I’d heard the word but couldn’t have said that it was a column, used to support an entablature, in the form of a draped female figure.
DOWN
1. Company not out to make money (4)
COIN – company (CO), not out (IN). I once received a phone call starting – caller – are you in? Me – yes. Caller – ah, you’re not out then.
2. Means of crossing forest location between streets, working east (8,5)
STEPPING STONE – this went in from definiiton so I was interested to work out – forest location (EPPING) between two streets (ST ST) working (ON), east (E).
3. Shake oil paint apt to run (11)
PALPITATION – anagram (to run) of OIL PAINT APT. I first wondered was which way round the definition and the anagram indicator were and later whether a single shake could be a palpitation.
4. Revealed non-professional expenditure (6)
OUTLAY – revealed (OUT), non-professional (LAY).
6. An errant merge gone wrong could lead to this? (13)
REARRANGEMENT – anagram (gone wrong) of AN ERRANT MERGE.
7. Rubbish round Madrid arena (8)
BULLRING – rubbish (BULL), round (RING). I thought the clue would have ended in a question mark – but I liked it anyway.
10. Searingly? Wearingly? They both do this delightfully (11)
ENDEARINGLY – they both END with EARINGLY.
12. Stress English politician has income support initially (8)
EMPHASIS – englsih (E), politician (MP) has (HAS), (I)ncome (S)upport.
15. Girl‘s a new doctor in South Africa (6)
SANDRA – a (A), new (N) and doctor (DR) all inside South Africa (SA).
17. Where horses are beginning some training under direction (4)
STUD – (S)ome (T)raining (U)nder (D)irection.
Also got stuck on bullring, I was fixated on ballroom, and LOI cannon.
Liked hospitalise and philanderer.
Struggled mightily with long anagrams. Felt a bit of a slog at times and never did get SHED. But COD if not clue of the month ENDEARINGLY, so thanks Joker for a great and totally new clue.
And in other news, I have a letter published in the paper today.
Two Firsts this Week: First letter in The Times, and first completion of The Times cryptic in a decent time.
(Irrelevant aside: went to the Semaphore Tower at the weekend. Wonder when it will be finished)
Edited at 2020-09-08 05:51 pm (UTC)
I also put Semi in at first for 20A, and got 3D the wrong way round, trying to find an anagram meaning “to run”. A fine piece of ambiguous misdirection! Never parsed 18A Swooned, but was not at risk of mixing up the P/W exchange and entering Spooned instead because I’ve not heard of the latter. A case of ignorance coming to my aid and I wonder how many solvers will be tempted to enter Spooned instead.
10D Endearingly a fabulous clue and my COD, by far the standout in a rather mixed puzzle.
Thanks to Chris for the blog.
Cedric
Couldn’t parse 18A, missed 21A altogether, ENDEARINGLY made my day, and spent ages on the anagrams. About an hour before I gave up on 21A which annoys me as I knew what it is.
Thanks Joker and Chris for the insight.
Edited at 2020-09-08 08:27 am (UTC)
Edited at 2020-09-08 08:34 am (UTC)
Didn’t enjoy the puzzle much and was already over target when I wasted two minutes coming to the conclusion that my correct answer was wrong. Not amused.
H
So it is with this clue: whatever poor old Joker thought when setting it is irrelevant; the mere fact that this discussion is taking place and that some have found it potentially ambiguous means that, by definition, it is ambiguous, and so open to criticism.
Who would be a setter!
Cedric
Edited at 2020-09-08 05:55 pm (UTC)
FOI: ideal
LOI: caryatid
COD: endearingly
Thanks for the blog Chris (especially the explanation of swoon which was a definite, but obvious, biff on our part)
FOI CRAB, LOI BULLRING (definitely should have had a question-mark), COD CARYATID (ah the hours spent at the Acropolis with my classicist mother), time 16 mins which in the absence of Kevin I am estimating at 4 Phils and a Poor Day.
Thanks Joker and Chris.
Templar
Edited at 2020-09-08 10:27 am (UTC)
Am on hols at the moment so am behind with crosswords and blog!
About 11 minutes to get to my last two 7d and 14a. For 7d my first thought was Bernabeu but I might have been in the wrong city.Then I thought the word ended in O preceded by a word for rubbish. And I had earlier thought of Cannon for 14a but couldn’t parse it. It was my LOI unparsed with fingers crossed.
Excellent puzzle. COD to ENDEARINGLY. 15:22.
David
Soo realised my mistake! I enjoyed this as I love long anagrams, and my time wasn’t bad. Thanks for the info on CARYATID and explanation of SPOONED. ENDEARINGLY was delightful.
Plymouthian
DNK 21ac but the wordplay made it obvious. Also never parsed 18ac “Swooned” but couldn’t see what else it could be. Slightly surprised to see “Spooned” in there upon checking.
The rest all came in fairly steadily, with the main hold up trying to think of a variety of wolf for 11ac and 2dn which was so obvious I’m embarrassed at the amount of time I stared at it.
FOI – 1dn “Coin”
LOI – 2dn “Stepping Stone”
COD – 9ac “Toenail” – thought it was an 🐷 puzzle for a minute.
Thanks as usual.
FOI Crab LOI Swooned but could not parse swapping Papa for Wife, too subtle.
Exhausted after all that effort!
I couldn’t parse CANNON and hoped for the best with CARYATID. Luckily I guessed correctly with SWOONED and enjoyed working out STEPPING STONE.
I have also chosen ENDEARINGLY as my COD which was indeed delightful.
Thanks to Joker and to Chris for the helpful blog.
Like one or two others I opted for SEMI briefly. And also pondered BOLLOCKS and BULLSHIT before deciding, nah, not in The Times, surely.
FOI CRAB
LOI SWOONED
COD ENDEARINGLY
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However, at 15d, as South Africa is usually ZA, I had Zandra (eg Rhodes) for the girl – didn’t anyone else do that?
Dutch, Zuiden.
Finished in 13.49 with the unknown CARYATID and my favourite was TOENAIL
Loved ENDEARINGLY
But not happy with toenail. “This little piggy “ is surely the whole toe not just the toenail? Small children have minuscule toenails anyway – you can hardly see them.
Diana
You’re probably right, I give in!
I, like some, put in SPOONED at first, and then, as I moved on, said to myself, “Hey, I better check the wordplay to see which way the change is supposed to go!”, and after reading carefully, confidently put in the correct answer. As some anonymous poster said before, how is “when papa’s wife” supposed to mean “when W is changed to P”? Oh, wlease. 😉