I don’t think I really want to admit how long this took*, but it was simply ages. A partial excuse is that the execrable Love Island was playing in the background (don’t ask). But I think it’s also because it’s a bit of a cracker with some excellent and fresh-looking clues (though with a few run-of-the-mill bits scattered throughout). There might be a story in the grid about a transvestite official in flimsy red silk underwear and a lot of make-up (and a surprisingly masculine hat) being carried to a Gay Pride demo in the middle of town, singing about not regretting anything while under the influence. But I don’t think that counts as a Nina.
I eventually unravelled everything (I think) and present it here with clues, definitions and SOLUTIONS
*Oh alright, 40 minutes, longest of the week so far.
Across
1 Clothing becomes a zombie? (6)
UNDIES Well, yes. Zombies are the undead, so in the process of becoming one, one un-dies.
4 Very fine service held in turn by energetic type (8)
GOSSAMER Service is MASS. Held in turn means you must reverse it in the clutches of GOER, your energetic type.
10 Green stuff, the ultimate in style on woman’s accessory (7)
HERBAGE The last letter of stylE on HER BAG, woman’s accessory
11 What Marxists, without vote, destroyed? (7)
TSARISM &lit of quality. Anagram (destroyed) of MARXISTS without the X (vote). “They’ve shot the Tsar. And all his family. Oh, that’s a savage deed. What’s it for?”
12 Not the first to follow some lamb (4)
RACK Knock off the first letter of TRACK, follow
13 Appears to include some verse for beauty (10)
COMELINESS You can be forgiven for entering SEEMLINESS, which is as good an answer, but it’s COMES for appears enveloping LINES of verse.
15 Cause obstruction and be evasive? Nothing original in that (9)
STONEWALL Be evasive is STALL, insert 0 (nothing) NEW (original)
16 One says horses eat sparingly at odd intervals (5)
GRAZE Not an odd letter clue, but a sounzlike (one says). Some horses are GREYS.
18 Civic leader in Scots region always moving backwards (5)
MAYOR Foxed me for ages, though it was the obvious answer. Take the Scottish region of MORAY and move the AY (always) part way back.
19 Childish amusement is best, as one is taken by surprise (9)
PICKABACK Best gives you PICK, then as one is (when) taken by surprise gives ABACK. Not necessarily childish? (Discuss)
21 Community hub in west of Lewes, for example (4,6)
TOWN CENTRE Oh, now, this is clever. LEWES is a TOWN whose CENTRE is W(est). So if you will, the W(est) of LEWES is…
23 In extremes of volume, backing excellent singer (4)
PIAF No. Not V and E, but P and F, soft and loud in music notation. Add “in” AI “backing” for the legendary Edith.
26 Egyptian gem, not British, put on old woman as beautifier (7)
MASCARA I think a SCARAB is the only exclusively Egyptian gem I know. Remove the B(ritish), nearly always a good idea, and tack on to MA, your old woman
27 Struck with small glove (7)
SMITTEN Wow, an easy one! S(mall) plus MITTEN
28 Rage shown by not half fierce newcomer (8)
STRANGER Rage is clearly ANGER. Add STR as half of a word that could mean fierce. I offer you strait, strict, and strong.
29 Quiet place to take hallucinogen (6)
PLACID PL for place and ACID for Timothy Leary’s hallucinogen of choice, LSD
Down
1 He used to teach an assortment of pronouns (5)
USHER The (rather small) assortment of pronouns is US and HER. Bet you didn’t know that’s an old term for a teacher.
2 Woman priest unknown in guide (9)
DIRECTORY (Almost) sadly, our woman is our old friend and possibly England’s Rose DI. The priest is a RECTOR, and the unknown is Y.
3 The spirit of melancholy (4)
ELAN Right there in the front-middle of mELANcholy. “Of” is all you’re getting to suggest inclusion. “Life is but a melancholy flower” (sung to the tune and in the style of “Frere Jaques”
5 Porridge no one eats? (7)
OATMEAL No one eats because there’s 0 AT MEAL
6 Announced maximum size increase that’s for closure of letter (7,3)
SEALING WAX If you say CEILING (maximum) you hear SEALING, and add WAX for size increase, as in ….and wane
7 One clad in extra silk (5)
MOIRE Unaccountably my last in. 1 (one) in MORE. I knew that was silk, I did, I did.
8 What’s available for upmarket southern cooking? (4,5)
RUMP STEAK Ferociously hidden anagram (cooking) of UPMARKET and S(outhern). Another pretty decent &lit
9 Iron Lady’s headgear (6)
FEDORA This time the lady is DORA and iron, of course FE. Of course, Maggie never wore one, as she couldn’t abide the idea of fedora states of Europe.
14 Her clean-up arranged in mischievous spirit (10)
LEPRECHAUN Hooray! An obvious anagram (“arranged” – how much more explicit do you want) of HER CLEAN-UP. Still took me an unconscionable amount of time.
15 Arab doctors turn up occasionally (9)
SOMETIMES A fabulous total reveres, of SEMITE MO’S. Arabs are Semites too, and some (military) doctors are Medical Officers
17 Reverting to the ancient Bible — one’s in Greek (9)
ATAVISTIC Today’s word you knew but not what it meant. Nothing to do with blue aliens, but what it says. The Bible here is the King James AV, add 1S for ones and insert in ATTIC for Greek
19 Battery food item one throws up? (7)
PANCAKE I think this is just a CD, battery referring to the source of eggs one mixes with flour and milk, fries, tosses and scrapes up of the floor.
20 Church to be put up in the shade (6)
CERISE Church is the common enough CE (Church of England) and you derive RISE by squinting a bit at to be put up (in). Insert part a into part b
22 Almost want head of state to be less silly (5)
WISER And here’s ‘ER in Windsor. Almost want is WIS(h). In the case of a certain other head of state, I fear it’s a forlorn sentiment
24 Brandy distiller initially penalised (5)
FINED FINE is common or garden French brandy. Add the initial D of Distiller
25 Raised edge on large tablet (4)
PILL Edge is LIP, “raise” it and attach a L(arge)
The ‘Semite MOs’ were good – maybe they should be called in for Moa bites?
BATTERY (adj) like batter
D’oh!
Edited at 2018-06-14 02:51 am (UTC)
There were some very clever clues , especially for PIAF, UNDIES, SEALING WAX and OATMEAL but my favourite was SEMITE MOs! I once bought a Concise OED from the English language section of a bookshop in Riyadh when I lived there in the 80s. The word ‘Arab’ had been censored; obscured by a neat rectangle of white paper. By holding the page up to the light I could see the problem which was the definition: ‘one of the Semitic peoples’.
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My only gripe is about 1ac where I would argue that two examples of anything is NOT ‘an assortment’. With such an obscure straight definition, the wordplay should at least have been accurate.
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The more haste the fewer pronouns 😉
FGBP
Yes, these are real lyrics – to the fabulous Chicken Payback by The Bees.
Well, I thought this was a great crossword – with tight, witty cluing, and it deserves to have floored me.
Note to self: get better at spotting cryptic definition clues.
Mostly I liked: Undies, Mayor, Piaf, Placid, Fedora, Wiser and COD to Oatmeal.
Thanks clever setter and Z.
Thank you setter and very well played z8
Pick a back looked a bit weird, I always thought it was piggyback.
(and, at 15d I think you want to reverse the “es” at the end of reveres so that total worship (albeit deserved) becomes total reverse (more literally true) )
FOI GOSSAMER, followed by a brief attempt to justify “cabbage” at 10A – luckily I resisted, as I often do with green vegetables.
Thanks Z for throwing the required light on MAYOR and PANCAKE.
LOI USHER which I didn’t know in this context.
COD FEDORA – the vision of Mrs.T wearing one made me chuckle. Also liked TSARISM and UNDIES.
Was less keen on STRANGER (see above), and PICKABACK (always PIGGYBACK to me).
Like anon above I had SHROOM for a while at 29ac. Works fine!
SEALING WAX reminded me of Puff the Magic Dragon. When I was a kid I used to wonder what ‘ceiling wax’ was.
Edited at 2018-06-14 11:55 am (UTC)
There’s always tomorrow.
Thanks to setter and blogger
Excellent puzzle, and thanks to the setter and (“ages” notwithstanding) our blogger.
Still, I take your point and will try to moderate a bit.
Something I might bear in mind when one of your (fabulous) colleagues warns me “this might sting a bit” “you may feel some slight discomfort” “you’ll be up and about in no time”.