I somewhat laboured over this for 24 minutes, which might have had to do with the lateness/earliness of the hour but I liked it rather a lot. Two of the clues, 12 and 14, only really succumbed as I wrote up my reasoning but are fine examples of the craft. There might well be some spluttering into the Earl Grey over some rather risqué slang (fully explained, as I remember, in Shaving Ryan’s Privates) and, for those Apple fanatics a solecism of emails-to-the-editor proportions, but I’m sure it’s only teasing. There are plenty of rather satisfying surfaces to add to the playfulness of the clues: 6 and 5 are particular favourites.
I’m sure you’ll let me know what the obscurities are: I’m fortunate enough not to have any in this grid. As ever: clues, definitions, SOLUTIONS.
Across
1 From EU I may not obtain anything (3,4,2)
YOU NAME IT Well, it’s an anagram, of EU I MAY NOT. The instruction is effectively “get your answer from these letters”.
9 Language arising when home improvements turned to ruin (7)
YIDDISH DIY (home improvements) reversed on DISH (ruin). So not “oh (expletive deleted)” then.
10 Garments that are loose and short wind round at the back (7)
KAFTANS The only garment from the early 70s I can still wear, hence the “loose”. SNAK(e): short wind, reversed around AFT: at the back
11 Opening? Almost missing it (5)
EARLY As in the early moments of play. NEARLY for almost missing it, i.e. opening letter
12 Song that’s penned about grand German location (9)
NUREMBERG Ah yes, now I see it. NUMBER (song) pens RE (about) plus G(rand). Probably more than a hint of Wagner’s Die Meistersinger von Nürnberg intended.
13 Girl returning from Dubai, not Naples (7)
ANTONIA A reverse hidden in DubAI NOT Naples, though ironically more likely a girl from Naples, not Dubai
15 Mess tin: article half full (5)
SNAFU From GI slang acronym Situation Normal All F…ouled Up. SN (chem.): tin, A: article plus half of FUll.
17 Stingray — either part (5)
SHAFT More (American?) vulgarity: both sting and ray are (different) meanings of our answer, ray as in shaft of light.
18 He’s composed: rested, in other words (5)
SATIE Composer of Gymnopédies et al, SAT for rested, IE for it’s said.in other words
19 Very little on which to gamble, it’s said (5)
SPECK Sounzlike (it’s said) for spec(ulate), gamble
20 Pasta is stuff I fed our people (7)
FUSILLI the twisty sort, possibly from Italian fuso, spindle. Stuff gives FILL, add I, insert US for our people.
23 Belt worn as arranged with MBE (3,6)
SAM BROWNE, British military belt worn crosswise over the chest. Anagram (arranged) WORN AS and MBE
25 Bones from bag used by artist (5)
SACRA Five fused bones at the base of the spine. SAC: bag, RA: artist, Royal Academician
27 Tweet’s sound content reflecting on character of Greek (7)
CHIRRUP PURR (sound content) backwards on pick-any-1-from-24 CHI
28 Old singer has taken to the stage at ball (7)
ORBISON The incomparable Roy IS ON attached to ORB for ball
29 Kind suggestion leads to input, quickly? (5-4)
TOUCH TYPE Kind gives you TYPE, which is led by TOUCH for suggestion ads in touch of class
Down
1 Joining in informal greeting to civil rights leader (6)
YOKING George W is alleged to have greeted our esteemed PM with “Yo, Blair”, and might have done the same to the rather more properly esteemed Martin Luther King had he had the chance.
2 Available and willing to participate in talks about merger, finally (2,3,5)
UP FOR GRABS Willing to participate: UP FOR, talks: GABS, around mergeR (finally)
3 Scaremongering done in manner of Republican film (8)
ALARMIST In the manner of: À LA, R(epublican) film: MIST
4 Come after opponents at table with petition (5)
ENSUE At a (bridge) table, East and North are opponents/ Petition gives the SUE you need
5 Greet a guy’s high pressure shower (4,5)
TYRE GAUGE High is the anagram indicator, GREET A GUY the fodder. So that’s shower as in “thing that shows”. Crafty.
6 Most futile, having papers in case (6)
IDLEST ID the conventional papers, LEST (old fashioned?) incase.
7 Note minimum charge raised for support (4)
PIER Pick any note from seven RE plus 1P,minimum since the ha’penny was taken from us. Reverse
8 Sound made by homeless child, one who’s very pale (4-4)
WHEY-FACE A homeless child? That would be a WAIF. Add ACE for one, and say it quickly and uncritically in the manner of The Scottish Person:
“Go prick thy face, and over-red thy fear,
Thou lily-liver’d boy. What soldiers, patch?
Death of thy soul! those linen cheeks of thine
Are counsellors to fear. What soldiers, whey-face?”
14 Reassuring words, presumably from soldiers, getting twisted about (3,2,5)
NOT TO WORRY Oh, this is clever. Presumably from is NOT TO, soldiers you should know by now are OR, with WRY for twisted circumscribing.
16 Burden-carrier first, perhaps soldier second (9)
ASSISTANT A burden carrier might be an ASS, first gives IST, and a perhaps soldier in a crossword is an ANT
17 Ultimately helps a lot to notice weakness (4,4)
SOFT SPOT The ultimate letter of helpS plus OFT for a lot, SPOT for notice
18 Runner on jolly sort of engagement (8)
SKIRMISH I think this is RM for jolly (slang for Royal Marine) then sort of gives –ISH, both tagged on to SKI for runner
21 Putting out leader, different dailies cooperate (6)
LIAISES No longer controversial back-formation from liaison, here an anagram (different) of DAILIES without the leading D
22 Race from gym with long stride, moving left (6)
PEOPLE Gym is PE, a long stride is a LOPE, move L(eft) um, right.
24 Portuguese name for colony that’s PC to the French (5)
MACAU Now (and, on edit, as called by the Portuguese) called by the Chinese Macau (or some other transliteration). I believe Apple get narked if you call their overpriced fancy box a PC, but hey ho. “to the” in French is AU
26 Maybe die young, close to home (4)
CUBE Clever again. Die, as you all know, is the proper (but mostly ignored) singular of dice, which should be a perfect cube. CUB for young, E from close of homE.
FOI: CUBE.
It took me long enough to think of KAFTANS, and very long to parse it.
I’m an American, for better or worse, and I don’t see SHAFT as quite synonymous with “sting”; the former has one definition of treating someone harshly or unfairly, and the one on the receiving end of such treatment might feel “stung,” so maybe that’s what the setter was thinking. I had SMART at first but couldn’t explain the “ray” part so it had to be SHAFT. I don’t see SHAFT as particularly “vulgar” (in the sense here), even when deployed in the idiom “to give the shaft [to]” (which you hear more often than the word on its own). But somehow I’ve always thought of an elevator shaft.
I couldn’t parse FUSILLI, but that’s because I had… “Fuselli.” I remembered a New Yorker cartoon where a piece of pasta is on the phone, greeting an old pal named “Fusilli,” and I must have thought Fuselli looked more like a name (like the artist’s, with one L).
Edited at 2018-06-07 05:49 am (UTC)
Not helped by being absolutely sure that it was MACAO. I’m puzzled about this, ulaca’s comment notwithstanding. The Wiki page is titled Macau but then uses Macao more often than Macau in the text. What’s going on?
Also not helped by immediately thinking SATIE but dismissing it because of the tense of “he’s composed”, which seems odd for a dead composer.
Hey ho.
Wikipedia’s usually pretty good but tends to fall down on anything controversial. There’s probably a bunch of editors regularly changing all the Macaos to Macaus, and another bunch routinely changing them back.
On the bright side, it’s far more efficient to have all your errors in one puzzle, rather than spread them out over several
I do have to say that I quite liked the ones I did get before giving in. A tip of the Stetson to the setter.
Edited at 2018-06-07 04:09 pm (UTC)
All done (with Smart) in 30 mins, then struggled with the Early/Whey-face combo. Yes, the opening of a piece will be early in it of course, but as a synonym it deserves an MER.
Mostly I liked:”penned about”, “fed our people” and COD to the pressure shower.
Thanks setter and Z.
PS – after a recount, COD to Fusilli – great clue.
Edited at 2018-06-07 07:30 am (UTC)
As with keriothe I remembered WHEY FACE from Macbeth. I thought Shakie referred to a “whey faced loon” but a quick search suggests I might be mixing this up with the “cream-faced loon” that keriothe mentions. It’s a good insult either way.
I semi-biffed (bunged in from definition, but only one of them) SMART, but fortunately remembered to reconsider at the end.
I think I remembered WHEY-FACED from Macbeth (I saw it just a couple of weeks ago), but not consciously. If it had been ‘cream-faced loon’ I’d have known where it came from.
The ‘yo Blair’ thing is a myth, of course. The conversation was caught on tape and he clearly didn’t say it.
Z – you have got slightly mixed up between two clues at 18dn: ‘it’s said’ is from 19dn, IE is from ‘in other words’. I say this just to show that I read the blogs 😉
35mins for this quality offering.
I didn’t expect to finish this and it took damn near an hour. But I’m here. LOI WHEY-FACE, something I’ve never heard. Didn’t parse KAFTANS or SKIRMISH. I had SMART for SHAFT for a long time, conscious it only half-fitted. All told, either this was a stinker, or I had a bit of a one. Thank you Z for explaining things, and setter for the challenge.
But I liked FUSILLI: the pasta is, I think, so named because the spiral shape is analogous with the spiral groove that was cut into the inner surface of a rifle barrel. This was a major improvement in firearm design: by spinning the bullet along the length of the barrel, the shot flew much straighter and was therefore much more accurate than the old blunderbuss type of smooth tube barrel. Many here will know that the French word for a rifle is ‘fusil’ and indeed we have the English words ‘fusilier’ and ‘fusillade’ from the era when this innovation was so significant. Language – don’t ya jus’ love it?
I went to see Barry Steele and Friends on Saturday night. The guy has totally got the late, lamented Big O, and they’re well worth seeing if they ever hit your town.
Not totally happy with this (see earlier comment re KAFTANS), but some very good clues.
FOI YIDDISH
LOI the incorrect SMART
COD CHIRRUP, also liked SNAFU and SKIRMISH
idle in American:
1b. vain; futile; pointless
Thanks z and setter.
Edited at 2018-06-07 10:42 am (UTC)
FGBP
Then to finish off didn’t spot the STOTW* so ended up with 2 wrong.
Hey ho there’s always tomorrow…..
*Stupid Typo Of The Week
Edited at 2018-06-07 10:44 am (UTC)
Found this a bit of a laborious trudge. 28 minutes with same post-solve reservations as others over KAFTANS/SNAFTAK. Thought 5d was clever.
On the other hand, I loved the definition for TYRE GAUGE.
But I can’t remember a previous example of a double definition in a single word.
It reminded me of “Either side of SINAI” – a famous clue for SLOTH, of yesteryear
FGBP
Confederate soldier. More overthinking.
Apart from that bludner, I got through this one in about 35 minutes, with the northright corner holding me up the most. I failed to see the wordplay for both PIER and EARLY, and put them in only with reluctance. It also took a while for the 1P to drop with WHEY-FACE.
‘WHEY-FACE’ may come in useful some day and worth filing for future use.
Thanks to setter and blogger.