Resolutely eschewing even the tiniest hint of politics, this maintains the absolute neutrality required on the actual polling day, lest any of us should be tempted to adjust our voting intentions by the least part of a scruple. I rather dragged the exercise out to 33 minutes, which looks like a long time for a puzzle with few obscurities and nothing that can’t (eventually) be resolved.
As for me, since this puzzle didn’t help at all in making up my desperately unimpressed mind, I shall go and vote for whatever appears to emerge, however briefly, from the grey mists of political obfuscation. In the meantime, I offer my outworkings with the usual clues, definitions and SOLUTIONS
Across
1 Comic actor means well, I think, when performing (7,8)
KENNETH WILLIAMS A performing version of means well I think. Infamy, infamy…
9 New group of pupils in school followed rules (9)
CONFORMED N(ew) FORM, here a group of pupils, take up a position in a CO-ED, the sort of school where boys and girls are taught together. Merciful heavens, whatever next?
10 Class sets actually reduced in size, on reflection (5)
CASTE Nothing to do with education, but a reverse hidden in sETS ACtually.
11 Unusually big bird, bony (6)
OSTEAL A large bird might be an O(ut) S(ize) TEAL
12 Breed of dog — not bitch — unable to bark? (8)
MALEMUTE “a breed of powerful dogs with a double coat of hair, widely distributed in the Arctic regions and used esp for drawing sledges”. But you knew that. If not a bitch, the dog is MALE, and if not barking, then MUTE. Trust the wordplay.
13 Join person starving shortly before noon (6)
FASTEN our starving person is a FASTER, who has been shortened before adding N(oon)
15 Russian who gained power when installed by tsar ultimately (8)
RASPUTIN It was a shame how he carried on. When installed translates neatly to AS PUT IN, and the R comes from the end of Tsar. Not quite an &lit, but a very neat telling of one of the more interesting bits of history.
18 Container of cold wine knocked back (8)
CANISTER RETSINA has its uses: weedkiller, battery acid, paint stripper and collection of letters which, when reversed, make a nice clue filler, especially here if coming after C(old)
19 Hard to connect electrical supply in home (6)
HEARTH is an acceptable synecdoche for the whole hone, with some previous in literature. Hard provides the H, and one way of connecting a power supply is to EARTH it. For you Aussies, that means getting a Sparkie to do it for you because the government won’t let you.
21 A way to get in money for religious movement (8)
LOLLARDY “followers of John Wycliffe, the 14c English religious reformer” A R(oa)D way is planted in LOLLY for money.
23 Sailor, say, goes on ship’s prow without fuss (3,3)
SEA DOG Say provides EG, ship’s prow S, and fuss ADO. Assemble until it looks right
26 The BBC broadcast musical work, a form of jazz (5)
BEBOP The BBC is affectionately known as the BEEB, which when broadcast on steam radio and with a classical OP(us) tagged on, sounds like our jazz.
27 Something for nothing: half of my ear, nose and throat surgery (9)
TREATMENT A TREAT might be free of charge, and half of MY gives you, this time, the M. ENT is a time honoured, simple abbreviation for otorhinolaryngology, which encapsulates almost everything that is wrong with the NHS
28 Talk, repeatedly recalling a significant WW2 date (5,5,5)
YADDA YADDA YADDA When it last turned up in 2010, it only had three Ds not six, but the alternative is OK, and is in any case a tripled reversal of A D DAY, the Normandy landings of 1944.
Down
1 Beginning to go mad (7)
KICKOFF the beginning definition is the one that counts, because in US armour plated football it’s hyphenless. By coincidence, my neighbour kicked off today when visited by a rapidly-terrified doctor. I would say that adequately compasses going mad.
2 Group’s lack of connection to World Wide Web (5)
NONET. Which is what you would have with an error that boldly declares there’s no internet, rather like declaring there’s no Sun because the clouds are there instead.
3 Environmental markers local bees swarm round (3-6)
ECO LABELS In keeping with the idea that anything with ECO in front is OK with Greenpeace and whales. An anagram (swaem around) of LOCAL BEES.
4 Actors having bit of a laugh over script (4)
HAMS only a bit of ha ha ha. And a MS, manuscript.
5 Vessel a waitress overturned in pub (8)
INDIAMAN A ship sort of vessel, made up of an INN, intruded on by A MAID backwards. I’ll leave you to decide whether a waitress and a maid are the same thing.
6 Secondary school leads in learning: you can expect excellence (5)
LYCEE The primary letters of the last five words of the clue.
7 Mugger picked up a book in church? (9)
ASSAULTER, which might be misheard as A PSALTER, a collection of the biblical Psalms.
8 Queen, perhaps, taken to new liquor store? (7)
SHEBEEN not a cat, but a SHE BEE, and taken to a convenient N(ew).
14 Item of furniture manufactured in Leeds (GB) (6,3)
SINGLE BED “We’ll share the shelter”. An anagram of LEEDS (GB). As Kevin points out, you also need the IN to comlete the anagram fodder. Thanks!
16 At the moment very little money gets moved into bank (9)
PRESENTLY Very little money is the single P, bank is RELY, and SENT for moved is interpolated.and
17 Archdeacon ‘aving ‘eadgear, up for a fight (8)
VENDETTA Archdeacons are VEN(erable). They just are. If they are wearing an unaspirated hat, they are ATTED, which is reversed (up) and tagged on.
18 One employed by theatre company welcomes everyone — bravo! (7)
CALL BOY Company in its slightly longer abbreviation gives COY, ALL is “welcomed” in, along with a NATO alphabet B Bravo.
20 Fellow eats scrap, deprived of starter before a meal? (4,3)
HIGH TEA Fellow is HE, and the “eaten” scrap is FIGHT from which you remove the first letter. Tag on the A
22 Athenian character‘s surprised expression, carrying revolver (5)
ALPHA So we’re looking for a Greek letter, not a person. AHA is the surprised expression , and Revolver, continuing yesterday’s Beatle theme, is an LP
24 Fear money is short after onset of devaluation (5)
DREAD Money is READY, but short of the Yen. D for devaluation which commences the required word.
25 Repair minute object (4)
MEND M(inute) and END as in objective.
I’ll say one thing for the UK, you’ve at least got the Monster Raving Loony Party to vote for. They might have done quite well in our election….
“We’ll be together with the roof rack over our heads;
We’ll share the shelter of my single bed;”
But it’s really “with a roof right over our heads” and one of life’s interesting mysteries is gone for ever.
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Edited at 2017-06-08 05:46 am (UTC)
Never heard of a CALLBOY but hey, live and let live I say. Didn’t know LOLLARDY either. Did they expect to be taken seriously with a name like that?
Very enjoyable over all. Enjoyed the progression from “Carry on…” across the top to Seinfeld across the bottom.
Thanks setter and Z.
Edited at 2017-06-08 04:10 am (UTC)
Eek! one wrong (topha at 22dn – see what trusting the wp did for me today?) and two blanks: MALEMUTE and LOLLARDY (both unknowns). Nothing to shout about…
The COY for company thing seemed new to me, and looks rather peculiar. Now added to list of useful ‘words’.
Thanks to gradese for bringing MALEMUTE out of Crosswordland and into reality — so that’s what one looks like! — and for the entertaining example of Sod’s Law.
Thanks setter and Z.
As for 26,746 like Lord Galspray I appear to be stuck on a time – mine being 37 minutes – but again. I would prefer it to be 22 minutes.
Seinfeld gave me 28ac YADDA YADDA YADDA (was it from the hilarious ‘Soup Nazi’?)
FOI 14dn SINGLE BED for some reason.
COD and LOI 21ac LOLLARDY which was an open trap I avoided.
WOD 5dn INDIAMAN such an evocative word – all that spice and tea under sail. I’m sure my romantic notions are badly misplaced!
Most enjoyable puzzle and I love RETSINA with haloumi.
Are 15ac RASPUTIN and VLADAMIR PUTIN related?
PS Still don’t get the mad bit of 1dn KICKOFF!
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Meanwhile, I’ll get back to work on today’s Times puzzle…
Odd that I can do something that dopey and then go on to construct MALEMUTE, LOLLARDY and a few others I didn’t know. The CALL BOY was at least pretty obvious as soon as all those film scenes of youngsters hammering on doors to extract the talent for their appearances sprang to mind.
Enjoyed the construction of 4d and the lovely YADDA YADDA YADDA.
Lovely to see Rambling Sid Rumpo get an outing. My old Round The Horne tapes remain a guilty pleasure.
Didn’t know MALEMUTE but quite straightforward. LOI 17d. I must remember VEN next time.
For 21ac. I can see no operator that seems to suggest removing the centre of road. Could someone explain this?
Edited at 2017-06-08 01:38 pm (UTC)
In 21a RD is an abbreviation for road, just as ST is an abbreviation for Street. Standard crosswordese.
Edited at 2017-06-08 01:54 pm (UTC)
Easy one first. There is a convention, much as in real life, that street names can be represented by abbreviations: Ave, St, and, of course Rd. No modification is needed.
I think you could get away with with just large for over or out size, but I think where outsize creatures are relatively rare, it’s reasonable to add the unusual deviation from the norm. There can’t be that many conspicuously large terns.
In my iPod Chambers OS = outsize = exceptionally large. I’d argue that just large to clue OS was insufficient.
I’m glad that other solvers still enjoy and remember Seinfeld – I seem to remember that Jerry ( or maybe George ) was appalled that they had been “given the yadda yadda yadda” by a new girl friend. Much analysis followed.
Time: 40 mins. but with LOLLARDS – ignoring the wordplay.
Cheers, Dave.
Otherwise, I didn’t know of Mr. Williams either, but the anagram caused him to appear, and I thought ASSAULTER was quite nice. Regards.
An interesting and enjoyable puzzle.