Well, this was fun, with a device in one clue (26) that only works if used so sparingly that us poor suckers forget about it in between times and get flummoxed by it all over again. Takes me back to the time when we thought “ If B m t put : If B . putting : “ was brilliantly witty. I freely admit I cracked it only after submitting, but with pleasure not resentment. Likewise the long (fifteen letters!) conflict, entered because the numeration made it inevitable, but with a clue that requires more lateral thinking than usual. And that rare thing, a Quad which nevertheless makes perfect sense as a sentence.
We are being spoiled, you know. May I invite you not to complain?
I did it in 19.41, so shortly before the attack on Pearl Harbor.
Let me unfold to you the delicacies set before you. Clues, definitions, SOLUTIONS.
Across
1 Expert attempt to decipher report (5)
CRACK We start with a spectacular quadruple definition
4 Aspire briefly to put an end to game (9)
HOPSCOTCH HOPE is abbreviated to HOP, and SCOTCH means to put an end to, unless you’re Macbeth, when it means to fail to put an end to.
9 Not to be left out, bio lab got involved (9)
OBBLIGATO A musical instruction that indicates a particular musical instrument or such cannot go missing. And a fairly obvious anagram (involved) of BIO LAB GOT.
10 Association football match, perhaps, at home (3-2)
TIE IN A football match (or indeed any match) can equally be a TIE. At home nearly always indicates IN
11 On return after vacation, English Tory comes a cropper (6)
SCYTHE love the definition here. The three words English, Tory, and comes are to be vacated, all their internal parts removed, and the resulting 6 letters reversed (on return).
12 Stranger’s endless challenge about to annoy one (8)
QUIRKIER You need to see “stranger” as a comparative, not the cue to look for another word for a stranger. Challenge is QUERY, lose the last letter, throw in IRK and I for anger and one.
14 Had yachtsmen on, did Carol? (9)
WASSAILED A much better word for carol singing than – um – carol singing, not least because it involves more drinking The yacht was sailed by the onboard sailors.
16 Infused with energy, firm picked up (5)
HEARD Firm: HARD, insert E(nergy)
17 One might steal your job, or steal your Job? (5)
ROBOT Back in the sixties, we were shown visions of a world where friendly robots did all the work while we lived in sybaritic ease. Now we’ve got to that future, we they’re designing counsellor robots to help us through lack of self-esteem because we are being left with nothing useful to do because the robots have taken our jobs. Or they might just ROB us of our O(ld) T(estaments), of which the book of Job is a constituent part.
19 Oats we got free end in the bin? (2,2,5)
GO TO WASTE An anagram (free) of OATS WE GOT
21 Skewered meat includes chopped tongue and a date (8)
SATURDAY SATAY is your skewered meat, and URDU is the tongue/language from which you must chop the end and use as a filler.
22 No fool in class at any time? (6)
CLEVER the CL comes from class, and the EVER from at any time.
25 Last stage of the moon coming round weekly or monthly? (5)
IMAGO is as the butterfly to the caterpillar, though I would argue that the last stage is really the dead butterfly. IO is your moon (of Jupiter) and MAG your weekly or monthly.
26 Possible description of wife, with clothes on: large (6-3)
COMMON LAW The state of living together without benefit of ceremony and legal support. OK. That little mark after the word wife is? Yup, a COMMA. “With” sometimes, as here, contributes only its W, and ON and (L(arge) complete the infilling. The editor has asked me to point out that this is a crossword clue, and any implication that common law wives might universally be overweight is co-incidental.
27 Democrat, if after backing, to visit US press baron — rashly perhaps (4,5)
HEADFIRST the US press baron is either Citizen Kane or Randolph HEARST (or both, as it happens). Our beloved Rupert is not US. Take D(emocrat), reverse IF, and insert vigorously.
28 Key tenant’s lost right at the start (5)
ENTER These days indicated by a leftward bent arrow on the only non-quadrilateral key. A tenant is a RENTER, but for our purpose lose the first R(ight).
Down
1 Succeeded in puzzles containing challenge? (5,6,4)
CROSS SWORDS WITH We can agree, I think, that puzzles may be CROSSWORDS. We need the extra S derived from Succeeded. With is derived from “containing”.
2 Church agreed to hide bibles, oddly (5)
ABBEY The odd letters of BiBlE are”hidden” in AY for agreed (Chambers allows the shorter spelling)
3 One believed in a shrink, originally (7)
KRISHNA An “original” arrangement of A SHRINK.
4 Attempt to attract attention with a kiss that deceives (4)
HOAX HO is your attention-seeker, and A X (kiss)
5 Wisdom of teacher, one capturing student’s heart (10)
PROFUNDITY Teacher is PROF, the number one is UNITY, and the middle of student provides the captured D
6 Discharge of guy arranged by stealth, finally (7)
CATARRH A guy (especially a hip one), is a CAT. Nice. ARR a common abbreviation for arranged. H the last letter of stealth. Write it in, and thank the setter politely for spelling it for you.
7 Play husband in new TV serial (3,6)
THE RIVALS Richard Sheridan’s most famous., and H(usband) included in a revised and all new version of TV SERIAL.
8 Country’s borders stand for the nominal length of this conflict (7,5,3)
HUNDRED YEARS WAR The borders of Country are C and Y, respectively Hundred and Years. I bet that’s not what they called it at the beginning.
13 The sound of this noisy performer hindered reply? (4,6)
CLOG DANCER A rather cheery soundalike clue, this time of clogged answer, “hindered reply”. Just say it. It works just fine.
15 It holds in pants burst at seams (9)
SUBSTRATA It is S(ex) A(ppeal), clog it with the letters of BURST AT tastefully arranged, as indicated by the tasteless pants
18 Stop pain (4-3)
TURN OFF I think the second definition is as of a person you’d rather not have around.
20 British statesman getting stick after defence cut (7)
WALPOLE. Defence might be a WALL, cut the last letter (or if you’re The Donald, cut the whole thing. Please. Stick and POLE might be the same thing.
23 See you tidy, initially, then clean professionally! (5)
VALET Hugh Green was mine. A Roman saying “see you” would say VALE, and an initial from Tidy gives you the silent T.
24 Tiny bit of black and blue material (4)
SMUT A double definition, the second popularised by Mary Whitehouse et al in the aforementioned Sixties
Very quirky and interesting crossword, 26:15 makes it just on the hard side of average. Common-law parsed long after finishing, but parsed and enjoyed. Robot last in, embarrassingly.
15 was my LOI, and I took a long time to figure out how the cryptic worked.
Liked 1dn, having once written an instrumental piece called “CrossSwords”. Wont be distributing it any time soon but.
Just a bit sad that it wasn’t George’s Thursday, given 16ac.
Edited at 2017-05-25 04:18 am (UTC)
Nice work setter. And thanks Z, but as isla3 points out above, Rupert is most definitely American.
Edited at 2017-05-25 08:37 am (UTC)
Nowt else to say but thanks setter and Z8 (your 1941 line sounds like something Spike Milligan would have come up with).
Thanks setter and Z.
Took me ages to see the unknown OBBLIGATO, mostly because I wasn’t expecting a double “B”. SATURDAY was my next-to-last in, having been playing with a kebab for far too long up front. Glad there was wordplay for CATARRH as I’m not sure how to spell it at this very moment, just after having spelled it!
Thanks to setter and blogger.
Edited at 2017-05-25 08:36 am (UTC)
Yes, some of it’s loose and I doubt many parsed 8D or 26A to arrive at the answers – like several others they were reverse engineered after the event
Thank you setter and great job z8
> TURN OFF: I was actually a bit miffed by this one because I think ‘pain’ is too loose a definition. Still, it was the first of the problematic ones to fall, probably at about the 15 minute mark, and after thinking of probably every other possible expression ending ‘off’.
> SATURDAY: I thought SATAY was the sauce, so it didn’t occur to me from ‘skewered meat’. I’m not sure what made me think that ‘date’ might give SATURDAY, because like jackkt I think it’s loose. Still, I offer no excuses for not knowing what SATAY is. Note to self: it’s not the sauce.
> SUBSTRATA: again no excuses here: I just wasted far too long trying to make sense of the wrong anagrist. Like gothick_matt I will never like ‘it’ for SA but it certainly didn’t slow me down.
> ROBOT: and again, no excuses. Very nice clue, totally baffling to me at least for a long time. I needed the B, and then it became obvious.
So all in all a day of just being very dim, bringing back memories of last year’s championship.
Clearly a fine puzzle, although for me it was a bit of a biff-fest for the first 26 clues so some of the finer points passed me by until after solving.
Edited at 2017-05-25 08:40 am (UTC)
I don’t think I was particularly helped by my days as a CLOG DANCER with The Reading Traditional Stepdance Group (aka The Reading Cloggies) and Camden Clog (definitely not aka The Camden Cloggies, though it proved extraordinarily difficult to stop announcers introducing us under the latter title).
Oh, and the connection between a Rupert, a sled and a briar thorn? I know I’m missing the point, but I’m missing it by a very long way!
You will notice that the B alone is a capital, so in the Victorian cleverness in which I think it originated, it would be the great B. So “if the great B m t, put colon if the great B full stop putting colon” Good, sound advice to the resident Skivvy
The question about the sled was mine. Hearst/Kane famously called his Rosebud, so I was speculating on what Rupert Murdoch would call his. I am not necessarily responsible for the follow up suggestions